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2012-08-31 08:19:22 PM  

seventypercent: I hate to say it, but after this first series, Boise looks like it's going to get farking manhandled tonight.


I REALLY hope you are wrong on that. I have liked that team for quite a while now.
 
2012-08-31 08:20:02 PM  

seventypercent: I hate to say it, but after this first series, Boise looks like it's going to get farking manhandled tonight.


But but but they're BCS busters
 
2012-08-31 08:20:54 PM  
Okay Tennessee D, the front 3 can only do so much. Is it too much to hope you remaining 8 can at least stay within eyesight of the 3 receivers downfield?
 
2012-08-31 08:25:00 PM  

geom_00: seventypercent: I hate to say it, but after this first series, Boise looks like it's going to get farking manhandled tonight.

I REALLY hope you are wrong on that. I have liked that team for quite a while now.


Do people just like them because they feel its cool for them to get lucky a few times? That's pathetic since there is no reason for people to give a shiat about them since they are a worse school than any football mill.
 
2012-08-31 08:25:56 PM  

Time Traveling Bunnies: Okay Tennessee D, the front 3 can only do so much. Is it too much to hope you remaining 8 can at least stay within eyesight of the 3 receivers downfield?


Huh. After noticing my tv was five minutes behind the live coverage, the Defense apparently already answered my question.

Bray needs to work on his under 50+ yard throws.
 
2012-08-31 08:28:36 PM  

Time Traveling Bunnies: Time Traveling Bunnies: Okay Tennessee D, the front 3 can only do so much. Is it too much to hope you remaining 8 can at least stay within eyesight of the 3 receivers downfield?

Huh. After noticing my tv was five minutes behind the live coverage, the Defense apparently already answered my question.

Bray needs to work on his under 50+ yard throws.


You are a time traveler!
 
2012-08-31 08:29:57 PM  
Oh wow, Spartan fail. Awfully good throw.
 
2012-08-31 08:32:42 PM  
that Boise cheerleader's been rear-ended harder than that. "She just laughs it off..."
 
2012-08-31 08:33:01 PM  
I love how the broadcasters are acting so shocked he came of no where from a juco school, duh. Isn't that the old ND head coach, its where a lot of academically ineligible kids end up.
 
2012-08-31 08:33:57 PM  

steamingpile: Do people just like them because they feel its cool for them to get lucky a few times? That's pathetic since there is no reason for people to give a shiat about them since they are a worse school than any football mill.


No. I like them for a few reasons.

They screwed up the BCS, their coach is a class act, they had a great team for four year. I continue to wish them well.

My #1 team....well..let's just not go there.
 
2012-08-31 08:35:43 PM  

steamingpile: Bray needs to work on his under 50+ yard throws.

You are a time traveler!


Time traveler's code of ethics forbids seeing college football games ahead of "schedule." I don't like it, but I respect it. I'll be just as surprised as you are when Bowling Green wins the BCS championship this year. Ooops... i mean, uh, LSU.

Interestingly enough, the code for some reason encourages watching badminton games early. No idea why.
 
2012-08-31 08:36:47 PM  

geom_00: My #1 team....well..let's just not go there.


Since you're a Pens fan, i'm guessing you cheer for those that shall not be named?
 
2012-08-31 08:37:14 PM  

geom_00: steamingpile: Do people just like them because they feel its cool for them to get lucky a few times? That's pathetic since there is no reason for people to give a shiat about them since they are a worse school than any football mill.

No. I like them for a few reasons.

They screwed up the BCS, their coach is a class act, they had a great team for four year. I continue to wish them well.

My #1 team....well..let's just not go there.


They haven't screwed up shiat, their coach is a piece of shiat taking millions away from a barely average school.

And great is stretching it, they are decent for their shiat conference, in any other conference they are a .500 team, OK a .600 team in the ACC.
 
2012-08-31 08:43:17 PM  

Time Traveling Bunnies: i'm guessing you cheer for those that shall not be named?


Yes,

I am an alum.
 
2012-08-31 08:44:21 PM  
You know what bugs me about those chikfila commercials, not their religious slant but the fact the guy is just ignoring his dog for a damn cow. Arsehole.
 
2012-08-31 08:45:19 PM  

geom_00: Yes,

I am an alum.


That sucks dude. Not that you're an alum but that it's hard to openly be a fan without being subjected to all the extra crap.
 
2012-08-31 08:47:39 PM  
Just making it clear I love my Tennessee Vols.

It's great

To be

A Tennessee Vol!
 
2012-08-31 08:49:23 PM  

Time Traveling Bunnies: Not that you're an alum but that it's hard to openly be a fan without being subjected to all the extra crap.


So VERY true. I am helping a friend out right now. His store sells PSU clothing, and I have already had one person come in and basically tell me: "I can't believe you are still selling this shiat."
 
2012-08-31 08:49:26 PM  

Time Traveling Bunnies: geom_00: Yes,

I am an alum.

That sucks dude. Not that you're an alum but that it's hard to openly be a fan without being subjected to all the extra crap.


The only fans we make fun if are those that act like it has nothing to do with the environment up there, other than that it sucks it happened but its not the fans fault.
 
2012-08-31 08:52:25 PM  

kwame: Just making it clear I love my Tennessee Vols.

It's great

To be

A Tennessee Vol!


Are you actually using a gator chant? UT fans should beat you to death for that and then see if you still say that after facing real teams.
 
2012-08-31 08:55:25 PM  
From now on, Boise will only run trick plays.
 
2012-08-31 09:00:44 PM  
Ok, I get the roughing the passer, but the announcers whining for a hard clean hit to also be flagged? Wtf?
 
2012-08-31 09:03:25 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: From now on, Boise will only run trick plays.


That's what Boise made their living on.....
 
2012-08-31 09:03:39 PM  

msupf: Ok, I get the roughing the passer, but the announcers whining for a hard clean hit to also be flagged? Wtf?


What do they think this is, the NFL?
 
2012-08-31 09:08:35 PM  
Okay, so apparently we still can't count out Boise State. Good to know.
 
2012-08-31 09:09:16 PM  

msupf: Ok, I get the roughing the passer, but the announcers whining for a hard clean hit to also be flagged? Wtf?


I dunno, but they put that roughing the passer hit in the rulebook - textbook example

steamingpile: AliceBToklasLives: From now on, Boise will only run trick plays.

That's what Boise made their living on.....


Well, they need to grind a few out if they expect . . .

/whoa, pick 6 just tied that shiat up
//how the hell is this game tied?
 
2012-08-31 09:11:31 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: I dunno, but they ought to put that roughing the passer hit in the rulebook - textbook example


FTFM

/pick-6 confusion excuse
 
2012-08-31 09:12:16 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: msupf: Ok, I get the roughing the passer, but the announcers whining for a hard clean hit to also be flagged? Wtf?

I dunno, but they put that roughing the passer hit in the rulebook - textbook example

steamingpile: AliceBToklasLives: From now on, Boise will only run trick plays.

That's what Boise made their living on.....

Well, they need to grind a few out if they expect . . .

/whoa, pick 6 just tied that shiat up
//how the hell is this game tied?


Because msu is not that good and had to replace their QB? Just guessing here, and they are way over ranked, they may be 20-25 but are not above 20 at all. Hell they will probably wind up 3rd in their conference maybe 4th.
 
2012-08-31 09:16:51 PM  
Wow maybe pissed off ncsu fans
 
2012-08-31 09:17:58 PM  
That seemed like it crossed, dodged a bullet big time.
 
2012-08-31 09:18:04 PM  
It's weird not seeing Kellen Moore in there.
 
2012-08-31 09:18:10 PM  
Wow. Sketchy call in the dome.
 
2012-08-31 09:18:11 PM  
Don't see that called on a kicker very often.

/I need another drink
 
2012-08-31 09:18:38 PM  
Lol @ UT
 
2012-08-31 09:20:17 PM  

steamingpile: Because msu is not that good and had to replace their QB? Just guessing here, and they are way over ranked, they may be 20-25 but are not above 20 at all. Hell they will probably wind up 3rd in their conference maybe 4th.


Well, Boise is getting killed on the line - they look overmatched.


/but the Michigan folks are losing the battle of the penalties
//hitting that dude 5 yrds out of bounds - that's one undisciplined team
 
2012-08-31 09:20:49 PM  
50 yards in penalties state and the game isn't even halfway over? O_o
 
2012-08-31 09:29:14 PM  

AKTurkey: 50 yards in penalties state and the game isn't even halfway over? O_o


If I didn't know better then I would say the NCAA has been using Boise to get more games to sucker more of you out of money. Way to many penalties called their way when they could be called for a chop block almost every play.
 
2012-08-31 09:34:48 PM  

Time Traveling Bunnies: Wow. Sketchy call in the dome.


I think it was a touchdown, but it was the right decision to not overturn it. Looked like the ball crossed, but it was too close to overturn it since the camera wasn't perfectly down the goal line.

/football official
//Go Vols
 
2012-08-31 09:35:11 PM  
jesus h. christ boise
 
2012-08-31 09:36:57 PM  

weiserfireman: gotons: Fleet: Whatever happens tonight, y'all just remember that this isn't pass interference. Not even remotely close. To suggest otherwise means you hate America and eat babies.

No, this is not pass interference

That was a horrible call.

/Also, The Flying Saucer is awesome.

Wow, refs really blew that. I bet they were embarrassed when they saw the film


No they weren't, they knew they were getting their bonus this week for protecting the higher ranked team.

/disgruntled Commodore
//didn't decide the game
///still a horrible call
 
2012-08-31 09:39:51 PM  
Maxwell cannot keep Favre-ing the ball all over the place and expect to beat Boise.
 
2012-08-31 09:41:01 PM  

msupf: Maxwell cannot keep Favre-ing the ball all over the place and expect to beat Boise.


Indeed - nice favreception there
 
2012-08-31 09:41:52 PM  
holy h. shiat of a biatch on a piece of dog fark

We need Yakety Sax to accompany this Boise-MSU game.
 
2012-08-31 09:45:44 PM  
sports-logos-screensavers.com

Since there's nobody here from NC State.

LET'S GO PACK!!!!

BEAT THE VILES!!!

NO MORE ROCKY FLOP!!!
 
2012-08-31 09:53:42 PM  

steamingpile: AKTurkey: 50 yards in penalties state and the game isn't even halfway over? O_o

If I didn't know better then I would say the NCAA has been using Boise to get more games to sucker more of you out of money. Way to many penalties called their way when they could be called for a chop block almost every play.


You're the goalpost-mover who talks a lot but never puts himself to the test in the Fark pick'em, right?

I remember you.
 
2012-08-31 09:58:20 PM  
Ugh, why does our (UT) ground game suck so bad?

/no real answers needed
 
2012-08-31 09:59:04 PM  
The hate for BSU in this thread is unwarranted. All they ever do is go out and play anyone anywhere and win.
 
2012-08-31 10:01:56 PM  
Also for anyone not listening to the NC State/UT game, a 20 year old fan fell from the mezzanine level onto two fans in the lower level. The sideline reporter said that two people were carried to the hospital but did not specify which two.

Odds on the 20 year old being drunk are even right now.
 
2012-08-31 10:09:25 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: The hate for BSU in this thread is unwarranted. All they ever do is go out and play anyone anywhere and win.


But ... but ... early season games! And trick plays! And strength of schedule! And .... and ... SO THERE!!
 
2012-08-31 10:20:08 PM  
Leveon bell is the one shining spot of the msu offense right now.

I'd rather see hill in to give bell a breather, he's at least faster than bell, caper is a decent pass blocker and screen pass back, but his running ability has faded significantly.
 
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