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(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)   Five firefighters fornicate; face firing   (newschannel5.com) divider line 49
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2012-08-31 01:10:29 PM
One girl name, four guy names. Sounds like someone's been gettin' a little kinky.
 
2012-08-31 01:35:35 PM
F*ck.
 
2012-08-31 01:35:53 PM
Astute alliteration always amazes.
 
2012-08-31 01:36:26 PM

Cythraul: One girl name, four guy names. Sounds like someone's been gettin' a little kinky.


Know how I can tell you didn't RTFA?


/Admirable application of alliteration, Article Adder.
 
2012-08-31 01:37:07 PM
There's a whole lot of I'm not sure what's going on going on here.
 
2012-08-31 01:37:15 PM
so station 24 is closed. this sounds like an arsonists dream.
 
2012-08-31 01:37:23 PM
Five firefighters Fornicating
Oooh, gotta check this out. *Reads the article.*
"The woman.."
Awwww....
 
2012-08-31 01:38:39 PM

Cythraul: One girl name, four guy names. Sounds like someone's been gettin' a little kinky.


Kerry could be a guy's name
 
2012-08-31 01:40:43 PM
That article is a train wreck.
 
2012-08-31 01:41:29 PM

Jaws_Victim: Five firefighters Fornicating
Oooh, gotta check this out. *Reads the article.*
"The woman.."
Awwww....


I know, I was bitterly disappointed.
 
2012-08-31 01:43:15 PM
I think this is the winner of the misleading headline of the week.

To paraphrase what I read in TFA: The firefighters (3 of them) were hiring what amounts to hookers and/or strippers to come to the firehouse. That's hardley same as a group of firefighters killing time in between fires. I would have supported that. But this?! Nah. They are guilty.
 
2012-08-31 01:47:06 PM
"You expect people to have some dignity and respect for [the] position," said acting Metro Fire Chief Billy Lynch


Well, what position were they doing?
 
2012-08-31 01:50:11 PM

Highroller48


/Admirable application of alliteration, Article Adder.


Don't be a pain in the assonance.
 
2012-08-31 01:50:18 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-31 01:50:48 PM

JerkyMeat: "You expect people to have some dignity and respect for [the] position," said acting Metro Fire Chief Billy Lynch


Well, what position were they doing?


Off-topic - How hard is it to be named Lynch in the South.
 
2012-08-31 01:51:00 PM

durbnpoisn: I think this is the winner of the misleading headline of the week.

To paraphrase what I read in TFA: The firefighters (3 of them) were hiring what amounts to hookers and/or strippers to come to the firehouse. That's hardley same as a group of firefighters killing time in between fires. I would have supported that. But this?! Nah. They are guilty.


Did you finish the article? It sounds like the so0-called stripped made up the charges as part of a gang-related extortion attempt, which the cops set up as a sting and caught the gang members, and say the lady who reported said sexual activity has multiple inconsistencies. These firefighters are victims of an extortion attempt, not guilty of hiring strippers and paying them for sex.
 
2012-08-31 01:51:10 PM
Hosers
 
2012-08-31 01:52:10 PM
 
2012-08-31 01:52:42 PM
The cake headline is a lie.
 
2012-08-31 01:53:55 PM
One girl name, four guy names. Sounds like someone's been gettin' a little kinky.

Was her name Jenna? I think I've seen this movie.
 
2012-08-31 01:54:15 PM
So some slut sucks salami, says somewhat slanderous shiat. Squeezes some samolians, so some sargeant sacks station sitters?

silly.
 
2012-08-31 01:54:37 PM
Toni?
 
2012-08-31 01:55:28 PM
The Farkel Family?
 
2012-08-31 01:56:09 PM

The Decider: One girl name, four guy names. Sounds like someone's been gettin' a little kinky.

Was her name Jenna? I think I've seen this movie.


It could have been Vivian Ward. Because, you know... before she was a pretty woman, she was a dirty whore.
 
2012-08-31 01:57:47 PM
Absolutely awesome alliteration. Excluded extortion.
 
2012-08-31 01:58:17 PM
Five Firefighters Fornicate...

Face...

Firing..... Face-Firing

i240.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-31 01:58:31 PM
So, like two people read the article then, and neither of them was the submittard?

Firefighter being extorted, sets up sting operation with local police who indeed catch a man trying to extort $500 from him, woman in question is an associate of the extortionist, probably lying through her meth-teeth.

That about covers it, I think.
 
2012-08-31 01:59:54 PM
"They work for tax payers, and they should act as adults."

I think that they were acting in a most adult manner.
 
2012-08-31 02:02:25 PM
Nashville is the traditional whore house of the south. Including more than 1 quarantine of the whole city for syphilis.
 
2012-08-31 02:07:34 PM

Send More Chuck Berry: "They work for tax payers, and they should act as adults."


Speaking as a taxpayer, my only problem with this is that it wasn't being filmed and broadcast on public access TV. Why should I have to file a FOIA request for the security footage every time a few public servants get it on in a government broom closet?

(Not the extortion, though. Extortion is bad.)
 
2012-08-31 02:11:09 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-31 02:17:54 PM

semiotix: Send More Chuck Berry: "They work for tax payers, and they should act as adults."

Speaking as a taxpayer, my only problem with this is that it wasn't being filmed and broadcast on public access TV. Why should I have to file a FOIA request for the security footage every time a few public servants get it on in a government broom closet?

(Not the extortion, though. Extortion is bad.)


Your jib, I like the cut of it.
 
2012-08-31 02:25:54 PM
That's hot
 
2012-08-31 02:29:08 PM
and a partridge in your pear tree
 
2012-08-31 02:30:19 PM
FTFA: "You expect people to have some dignity and respect for [the] position,"

Well, now, it all depends on which position you're talking about. Some of the ones in porn look great on camera, but they suck in practice. They aren't deserving of respect.
 
2012-08-31 02:38:29 PM

Chiad: durbnpoisn: I think this is the winner of the misleading headline of the week.

To paraphrase what I read in TFA: The firefighters (3 of them) were hiring what amounts to hookers and/or strippers to come to the firehouse. That's hardley same as a group of firefighters killing time in between fires. I would have supported that. But this?! Nah. They are guilty.

Did you finish the article? It sounds like the so0-called stripped made up the charges as part of a gang-related extortion attempt, which the cops set up as a sting and caught the gang members, and say the lady who reported said sexual activity has multiple inconsistencies. These firefighters are victims of an extortion attempt, not guilty of hiring strippers and paying them for sex.



Honestly, no, I did not finish the article. Once I made it as far as that, the entire group - all of them - are on leave, even though only 3 firefighters were involved, I essentially lost interest.

In any case, the version you just laid out there makes even less sense. You make it sound like these guys were victims. It certainly doesn't sound that way to me.
 
2012-08-31 02:38:53 PM
sounds like the Duke Lacrosse scandal to me
Link
 
2012-08-31 02:40:24 PM

Cythraul: One girl name, four guy names. Sounds like someone's been gettin' a little kinky.


That's a lot of hose to roll out...
i125.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-31 02:53:51 PM
I would I have gone with

Five, Five firefighters, Five firefighters fornicating....

/not subby
 
2012-08-31 03:12:32 PM
Two firemen are butt-farking in a smoke-filled room. The fire chief walks in, says, "What the HELL is going on here?!" The fireman in back says, "Sir, this man is suffering from smoke inhalation!" The chief says, "Why didn't you try mouth-to-mouth?" The fireman replies, "I did, how do you think this shiat got started?"
 
2012-08-31 03:22:07 PM
At first I thought the firefighters were getting fired for having sex with each other.

Sounds like the strippers didn't get paid or somebody got a little rough and the women got mad.

Be kind to your local hos fellas. That's all I'm saying.
 
2012-08-31 03:22:24 PM
... and the officer that was filmed banging some girl on the hood of his squad car doesn't even get named, let alone reprimanded.
 
2012-08-31 03:56:50 PM

durbnpoisn: Honestly, no, I did not finish the article. Once I made it as far as that, the entire group - all of them - are on leave, even though only 3 firefighters were involved, I essentially lost interest.

In any case, the version you just laid out there makes even less sense. You make it sound like these guys were victims. It certainly doesn't sound that way to me.



So this article was written terribly, but you should go and re-read til the end. It took me two times, and a notepad with the names they started throwing around.
 
2012-08-31 04:48:50 PM

deadsanta: Firefighter being extorted, sets up sting operation with local police who indeed catch a man trying to extort $500 from him, woman in question is an associate of the extortionist, probably lying through her meth-teeth.


Everyone involved is an attractive and successful African-American, so it's probably crack teeth, not meth teeth.

Meth is for redneck cracker trailer trash, crack is for inner city colored folk, amirite?
 
2012-08-31 09:03:25 PM

Ray Deontology Johnson would be a good name for a young black dude in trouble with the law for doing something stupid. Or is that racist? Because I'm not married to black, if that's a problem.

upload.wikimedia.org
An Old Pissant,
Pondering ethics
 
2012-08-31 09:04:46 PM
Hmmmm... I never realized how much E. Kant looks like Larry King, minus the Old Man Glasses, as David Letterman calls them.
 
2012-08-31 11:09:39 PM
So what you're saying is, there's some opening at Nashville Fire now, and I should make sure that my resume with them is up to date?

/This sort of thing happens more than people realize at Stations.
 
2012-09-01 08:03:32 PM
Let me get this straight.

A cop bodyslamming a handcuffed female and fistbumping his buddy caught on video gets looked into and the offenders get send into desk work.

A firefighter paying a prostitute for sex gets someone put on leave and possibly fired.

Cops can assault someone directly within their job functions and it might be a problem, a firefighter doing something illegal not effecting their job is a major problem.

That makes perfect sense to me.
 
2012-09-01 08:56:05 PM

Enemabag Jones: Let me get this straight.

A cop bodyslamming a handcuffed female and fistbumping his buddy caught on video gets looked into and the offenders get send into desk work.

A firefighter paying a prostitute for sex gets someone put on leave and possibly fired.

Cops can assault someone directly within their job functions and it might be a problem, a firefighter doing something illegal not effecting their job is a major problem.

That makes perfect sense to me.


State law prohibits Firefighters and EMTs from having sex while on duty. There are also ethics clauses at work in both the City of Nashville's Fire Employment contracts, and the State of Tennessee Board of EMS' "Prohibited Acts" which would leave them little recourse.

It's not a matter of having sex while on duty, even, so much as the fact he broke the law in such a public way that it embarrasses the department like that. NFD has had a zero tolerance policy in place since last year, when they found out a Firefighter who was "out on disability" had actually gamed the system to keep his job and paycheck while serving time for a misdemeanor.
 
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