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(News4Jax)   If you're going to bootleg whiskey, it's probably not a good idea to be the president and CEO of the Liquor Group LLC   (news4jax.com) divider line 35
    More: Fail, Liquor Group LLC, limited liability companies, tax fraud, Ponte Vedra Beach, 16th Street, excise taxes  
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2012-08-31 09:01:21 AM  
The same corporation makes Happy Brand vodka, gin and rum.

That sounds like scary stuff.
 
2012-08-31 02:18:26 PM  
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2012-08-31 06:22:32 PM  

St_Francis_P: The same corporation makes Happy Brand vodka, gin and rum.

That sounds like scary stuff.


I get the sense that brand is found at shin-level.
 
2012-08-31 07:43:12 PM  
Wharrrr-iskey?
 
2012-08-31 07:45:36 PM  
I bet they have the best speakeasies in that area.
 
2012-08-31 07:47:44 PM  

skinink: I bet they have the best speakeasies in that area.


"Do."
 
2012-08-31 07:48:27 PM  

Indubitably: skinink: I bet they have the best speakeasies in that area.

"Do."


Actually, that's mine:

Do.
 
2012-08-31 07:49:01 PM  
"the employees advised the suspect (Eiras) instructed them to construct barricades..."

The employees advised the suspect instructed them?
 
2012-08-31 07:50:30 PM  

fusillade762: "the employees advised the suspect (Eiras) instructed them to construct barricades..."

The employees advised the suspect instructed them?


Right?
 
2012-08-31 07:51:20 PM  
And the only reason we care is corporate interests allying with religious fundamentalists. Lovely
 
2012-08-31 07:51:32 PM  

Indubitably: Indubitably: skinink: I bet they have the best speakeasies in that area.

"Do."

Actually, that's mine:

Do.


Wait, it's ALL mine...

*heh*

;)
 
2012-08-31 07:52:25 PM  
Maybe it's just me, but...
www.firstcoastnews.com
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2012-08-31 07:53:16 PM  
What are you talking about? That seems like the best time to bootleg whiskey.
 
2012-08-31 07:54:45 PM  

Old Smokie: And the only reason we care is corporate interests allying with religious fundamentalists. Lovely


Nom-nay plus Rom-nay equals Naw, Nay, Ryanhood equals wut?

Does not compute.
 
2012-08-31 07:55:23 PM  

Indubitably: Old Smokie: And the only reason we care is corporate interests allying with religious fundamentalists. Lovely

Nom-nay plus Rom-nay equals Naw, Nay, Ryanhood equals wut?

Does not compute.


Math is hard.
 
2012-08-31 07:57:38 PM  
at least it's not WEED. then they'd be all stupid and shiat.
 
2012-08-31 07:58:57 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: at least it's not WEED. then they'd be all stupid and shiat.


yeah.
 
2012-08-31 07:59:33 PM  

Indubitably: Jon iz teh kewl: at least it's not WEED. then they'd be all stupid and shiat.

yeah.


drugs are stoopid, guh.
 
2012-08-31 08:02:16 PM  

Indubitably: Indubitably: Jon iz teh kewl: at least it's not WEED. then they'd be all stupid and shiat.

yeah.

drugs are stoopid, guh.


Smoking the Blue Moon in orbit, tonight; look to the sky friends, for two moons dawn tonight, one you knew, and one you'll know, it's spelled M-O-O-N, blue.

;)
 
2012-08-31 08:05:47 PM  

Indubitably: Indubitably: Indubitably: Jon iz teh kewl: at least it's not WEED. then they'd be all stupid and shiat.

yeah.

drugs are stoopid, guh.

Smoking the Blue Moon in orbit, tonight; look to the sky friends, for two moons dawn tonight, one you knew, and one you'll know, it's spelled M-O-O-N, blue.

;)


If no one is talking to you, just talk to yourself. That's being proactive!
 
2012-08-31 08:12:32 PM  

Mega Steve: Indubitably: Indubitably: Indubitably: Jon iz teh kewl: at least it's not WEED. then they'd be all stupid and shiat.

yeah.

drugs are stoopid, guh.

Smoking the Blue Moon in orbit, tonight; look to the sky friends, for two moons dawn tonight, one you knew, and one you'll know, it's spelled M-O-O-N, blue.

;)

If no one is talking to you, just talk to yourself. That's being proactive!


*Cyberpoet surveys comment and deigns to respond*

"It's art!" He enabled.
 
2012-08-31 09:15:46 PM  
Typical Libs, putting hardworking job creators in jail for using creative business practices.
 
2012-08-31 09:42:59 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: at least it's not WEED. then they'd be all stupid and shiat.


Unlike PWID, bootlegging brings in the additional tax evasion charge.

This is still a booming business. Take some homemade corn liquor to a state like NY, add the right coloring, put it in a mid grade bourbon bottle behind the bar and mix it with soda, very few people will know the difference.

Oh you wanted it straight? Let me use this other bottle....
 
2012-08-31 09:50:36 PM  

fusillade762: "the employees advised the suspect (Eiras) instructed them to construct barricades..."

The employees advised the suspect instructed them?


Sounds like somebody ratted out the boss.
 
2012-08-31 10:00:50 PM  
The same corporation makes Happy Brand vodka, gin and rum.


Wait, is that a blend?
 
2012-08-31 10:15:40 PM  

StoneColdAtheist: fusillade762: "the employees advised the suspect (Eiras) instructed them to construct barricades..."

The employees advised the suspect instructed them?

Sounds like somebody ratted out the boss.


Sounds like someone has something to worry about...
 
2012-08-31 10:16:47 PM  

badLogic: Typical Libs, putting hardworking job creators in jail for using creative business practices.


Create this.
 
2012-08-31 10:39:45 PM  
Give it a little time.

It'll turn out that this is ultra cheap ethanol from Brazil, which should have been subject to enough taxes to tack on $500 per barrel. Purchased with cocaine money in a laundering scheme.
 
2012-08-31 11:41:34 PM  
I think Happy is the house brand at Applebee's.
 
2012-09-01 12:36:22 AM  
Greed. One of the seven deadly sins.

I'm very pro-booze. I have no problem with vice in general if it doesn't harm anyone but the offender. This guy got greedy. Wonder if he had to skirt taxes to put food on the table, or if he just got farkin' greedy?

I am the proud owner of a prohibition-era still - personal use sized. Found it at a podunk flea market in southwest GA. That + one of the Foxfire books (have them all) with a recipe for moonshine = happy, buzzed tomato. A project for one of these days or retirement.
 
2012-09-01 02:37:50 AM  
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles wanted for questioning.
 
2012-09-01 03:06:36 AM  
Florida tag still hiding from Isaac?
 
2012-09-01 07:16:51 AM  

freetomato: Greed. One of the seven deadly sins.

I'm very pro-booze. I have no problem with vice in general if it doesn't harm anyone but the offender. This guy got greedy. Wonder if he had to skirt taxes to put food on the table, or if he just got farkin' greedy?

I am the proud owner of a prohibition-era still - personal use sized. Found it at a podunk flea market in southwest GA. That + one of the Foxfire books (have them all) with a recipe for moonshine = happy, buzzed tomato. A project for one of these days or retirement.


Sadly, distilling alcohol (even for personal use) is illegal and could invite a knock from your local police or friendly ATF agents if word got out that you were doing it. I can understand the tax man wanting his cut and what not, but personal use shouldn't matter to them. *learn how to distill essential oils in case they come a knockin'*
 
2012-09-01 09:38:17 AM  

freetomato: Greed. One of the seven deadly sins.

I'm very pro-booze. I have no problem with vice in general if it doesn't harm anyone but the offender. This guy got greedy. Wonder if he had to skirt taxes to put food on the table, or if he just got farkin' greedy?

I am the proud owner of a prohibition-era still - personal use sized. Found it at a podunk flea market in southwest GA. That + one of the Foxfire books (have them all) with a recipe for moonshine = happy, buzzed tomato. A project for one of these days or retirement.


Buying an antique still at a flea market is cool, but for the DIY'er making your own is easy and cheap. For instance...

wiki.homedistiller.org
 
2012-09-01 06:09:39 PM  

Mega Steve: Maybe it's just me, but...
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You know, he's spot-on as a disturbed cloning accident combining jeremy piven and bill murray
 
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