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(Talking Points Memo)   A full list of everything that went wrong at the RNC   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 25
    More: Florida, RNC, limping, roll call vote, bright spot, Tampa, Ann Romney, vice presidential candidate, Clint Eastwood  
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2012-08-31 09:52:14 AM
7 votes:
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I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?"

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Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question:

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Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

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2012-08-31 11:28:11 AM
4 votes:
p.twimg.com
2012-08-31 09:57:23 AM
4 votes:
localtvkwgn.files.wordpress.com
2012-08-31 10:25:30 AM
3 votes:

badaboom: qorkfiend: badaboom: Can't wait till the Democratic Convention when the Dems get up and crow about their achievements over the past 4 years. I mean it is a no brainer. Best President ever. Just look at how awesome the economy is. And there is virtually no more turmoil in the world. Yep, what a GREAT job this President has done. He deserves another 4 years. Heck, he deserves another 40 years! He's done an AMAZING job!

Thanks, son. Now go to your room, adults are talking.

Love it! You simply can not defend the President's record so your argument is SHUT UP! Love it.

Run on BLAME BUSH AND SHUT UP! What a great platform.

The liberal argument: Shut Up! Link


You're just trying too hard. It's okay. We all remember the first time we trolled a politics thread.
2012-08-31 10:15:43 AM
3 votes:

t3knomanser: Chair won't let America down.


Chair has been married 3 times and had an affair with an Ottoman.
2012-08-31 10:12:36 AM
3 votes:

NeoCortex42: Nah. The chair has a consistent stance. Also, more personality


Actually, based on Eastwood's speech, I'm really contemplating changing my vote to Chair. CHAIR IN 2012!

Chair won't let America down.
2012-08-31 10:18:02 AM
2 votes:

UberDave: Maybe Romney should debate with a chair. That's a debate he could win.


Romney: "Obama-chair raised taxes on people to pay for Obamacare. He called it a fine but SCOTUS ruled it was a tax. The individual mandate is a tax."

Obama-Chair: ...

Romney: "Sure Romneycare also had an individual mandate "tax" but that is at the State level which is completely different. Sure I endorsed it as a Federal solution as well but that is before I knew it would conflict with me opposing Obamacare".

Obama-Chair: ...

Romeny: "Why so smug chair? You think I'm making this up. I'll be you $10,000 and a can of furniture wax that I never specifically said that I was sorta proud that Obamacare was modeled after what we did."

Obama-Chair: ...

Romney: "At least people know where I was born. Lemon.Wet.Good. I like firing people."
2012-08-31 10:16:24 AM
2 votes:
Chair smells like ass.
2012-08-31 10:10:15 AM
2 votes:

UberDave: Maybe Romney should debate with a chair. That's a debate he could win.


Nah. The chair has a consistent stance. Also, more personality.
2012-08-31 12:21:32 PM
1 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: What I want to know is, is the Romney campaign trying to make people think this guy is Latino?

[nbclatino.files.wordpress.com image 640x478]


The GOP is bringing big tent politics to Ann Romney's vagina.
2012-08-31 11:12:53 AM
1 votes:
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2012-08-31 11:01:46 AM
1 votes:

badaboom: urbangirl: This election is about a 3 letter word: J-O-B-S.

Fine.

And the month after Obama took office, the country lost 740,000 jobs. Now we've gained an average of 151,000 jobs every month in 2012.

Sure it ain't where we want it to be, but it is significantly better and there's no honest way for you to deny that. But hey, you keep farking that chicken.

//btw that's four letters.

Yeah, cause every poll out there shows the American people think Obama has done a bang up job in job creation. They love the unemployment rate. Go ahead, run on Obama's job creation record.


They have been running on that. Millions of real jobs which were added under Obama. Surely you are familiar with the bikini graph?

Romney's been running on 12 million jobs he will create. If put Obama's real numbers against Romney's made up numbers, Romney wins (wins your vote anyways apparently).
2012-08-31 10:52:38 AM
1 votes:
The good news: Romney is going to create 12 million jobs,

The bad news: Everyone will be working at Staples.
2012-08-31 10:46:16 AM
1 votes:

badaboom: So I am sure that the DNC will be running on this outstanding economy right? Can't wait to see that.


Dude, you already trolled on this issue. Get to the birth certificate or dijon mustard already.

shiat... it's like reading farking Twilight. We get it! You're in love! FARK! GET ON WITH IT!!!!
2012-08-31 10:45:47 AM
1 votes:

Vodka Zombie: badaboom: J-O-B-S is a 3 letter word. Joe Biden told me so.

Link

Stick to the 57 states thing.


Oh, come on! A surefire dig at your opponent is obviously one in which nobody has any idea what you're referencing!
2012-08-31 10:38:19 AM
1 votes:

UberDave: Maybe Romney should debate with a chair. That's a debate he could win.


I'm not sure on that. Unless the chair is a swivel chair, it'll be more constant than Romney on various positions.
2012-08-31 10:26:57 AM
1 votes:

mrshowrules: UberDave: The malfunction and eventual failure of the Ronald Reagan holographic generator isn't mentioned anywhere.

I heard the Reagan hologram achieved sentience and wouldn't endorse Romney.


"The Reagan-net Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 2012. Human decisions are removed from Republican strategy. Reagan-net begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug."
2012-08-31 10:25:31 AM
1 votes:

mrshowrules: UberDave: Maybe Romney should debate with a chair. That's a debate he could win.

Romney: "Obama-chair raised taxes on people to pay for Obamacare. He called it a fine but SCOTUS ruled it was a tax. The individual mandate is a tax."

Obama-Chair: ...

Romney: "Sure Romneycare also had an individual mandate "tax" but that is at the State level which is completely different. Sure I endorsed it as a Federal solution as well but that is before I knew it would conflict with me opposing Obamacare".

Obama-Chair: ...

Romeny: "Why so smug chair? You think I'm making this up. I'll be you $10,000 and a can of furniture wax that I never specifically said that I was sorta proud that Obamacare was modeled after what we did."

Obama-Chair: ...

Romney: "At least people know where I was born. Lemon.Wet.Good. I like firing people."


Here is how the model works.

Right wing nutjob: Stupid talking point.

Obama: Shut up, I can't answer that.

It's their fantasy. They wank to it. It'll be interesting to see what happens when Obama and Romney actually meet.
2012-08-31 10:22:14 AM
1 votes:

Combustion: t3knomanser: NeoCortex42: Nah. The chair has a consistent stance. Also, more personality

Actually, based on Eastwood's speech, I'm really contemplating changing my vote to Chair. CHAIR IN 2012!

Chair won't let America down.

Hey everyone! It's an inanimate carbon chair!!!


Whar long-form inspection sticker?
2012-08-31 10:20:01 AM
1 votes:

UberDave: Maybe Romney should debate with a chair. That's a debate he could win.


i dunno, they seem to be equally stiff and wooden. I say it's a toss-up.
2012-08-31 10:18:49 AM
1 votes:

UberDave: Maybe Romney should debate with a chair. That's a debate he could win.


I don't know. Eastwood lost to one, it must be a dangerous opponent.
2012-08-31 09:58:52 AM
1 votes:
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2012-08-31 09:47:46 AM
1 votes:
One assumes the list starts and ends with "They nominated Mitt Romney".
2012-08-31 09:44:19 AM
1 votes:
tl;dr
2012-08-31 09:43:01 AM
1 votes:
Nominating Gordon Gekko for President didn't make the list?
 
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