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(Short List)   The chocolate eclair hot dog is a thing. And there's nothing we can do to stop it   (shortlist.com) divider line 38
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2012-08-31 09:26:14 AM  
Simpsons Already Did i...oh, it has real meat. Nasty.
 
2012-08-31 09:27:40 AM  
Needs bacon.
 
2012-08-31 09:27:52 AM  
You fat bastards need to stop this shiat!

/seriously
 
2012-08-31 09:28:25 AM  
Oh cool. It's time to get all worked up over what someone, somewhere, made to eat that's all fattening and stuff.
This is an outrage!
 
2012-08-31 09:36:23 AM  
Look. I like food. A lot.

That looks gross.
 
2012-08-31 09:40:16 AM  

Reverse Psychiatry: You fat bastards need to stop this shiat!

/seriously


Agreed. This is disgusting. My sister tried one of those krispy kreme burgers a long time ago and she kept raving about it on the phone. Still not going to try it.
 
2012-08-31 09:41:20 AM  
Ew. Way to ruin a perfectly delicious pastry.
 
2012-08-31 09:45:53 AM  
"And there's nothing we can do to stop it"
Except for the back of the toilet
 
2012-08-31 09:48:18 AM  
Ew. Way to ruin a perfectly delicious hot dog.
 
2012-08-31 09:49:12 AM  

IAtetheChupacabra: "And there's nothing we can do to stop it"
Except for the back of the toilet


or a

www.ohioinjurylaw.com
 
2012-08-31 09:56:53 AM  

seanmcd51: Ew. Way to ruin a perfectly delicious hot dog.


That, too.
 
2012-08-31 10:00:28 AM  

Canton: seanmcd51: Ew. Way to ruin a perfectly delicious hot dog.

That, too.


not really
 
2012-08-31 10:00:52 AM  
I would eat that. Well, I'd try it anyway.

/Not fat
//Yet
 
2012-08-31 10:02:06 AM  
*****heave*****
 
2012-08-31 10:02:20 AM  
Bleuuuuuuuurgh.
(pauses for breath)
Bleuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurgh. Gack.
 
2012-08-31 10:06:36 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com

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2012-08-31 10:09:26 AM  
I blame all of this on the Boomers predilection for eating awkward, unbalanced combinations of bad tasting foods.

This idea that shocking is sophisticated has penetrated craft beer, hot sauce, diners, fast food and traditional comfort foods.

1 lb of deep-fried butter dipped in pickle juice and dredged in coffee grounds does not taste twice as good as a half a pound of deep-fried butter dipped in pickle juice and dredged in coffee grounds. Neither of them tastes good.

So blame the constant parade of the next even more insulting to the human palate food item on all those huge empty plates with a few crumbs of nasty things piled together atop swirls of fruity, peppery, sour, sweet, etc... sauces in the 80s. Thanks for "saving" American cuisine.
 
2012-08-31 10:09:55 AM  

I drunk what: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x333]
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Came here for that reference, left feeling satisfied

/watched that movie enough times to memorize it
 
2012-08-31 10:24:02 AM  
i158.photobucket.com
i'd stick my hot dog in her eclair if you know what I mean
 
2012-08-31 10:29:29 AM  
What's that look like?

www.hotflick.net
 
2012-08-31 10:30:27 AM  
Proper attire for such a feast should include this.

i299.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-31 10:33:16 AM  
Came for Weird Al's wienie in a Twinkie with Cheez-Whiz. Leaving happy.
 
2012-08-31 10:37:41 AM  
Think I just threw up in my mouth a little :-p
 
2012-08-31 10:45:41 AM  

I drunk what: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x333]

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Came for this, actually had a bite of one from my buddy Josh.

c.cslacker.com
 
2012-08-31 10:51:13 AM  
That's over the line
 
2012-08-31 10:54:19 AM  
I have a pretty good imagination for flavor combinations. In this case, that's really unfortunate.

That's just really, really, incredibly gross. I'm actually feeling slightly nauseous.

Leave off the sprinkles, substitute just a little bit of bacon (not much, just a tiny bit of good bacon) for the hot dog, and use custard instead of white icing, and it would probably be ok.
 
2012-08-31 10:59:41 AM  
i71.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-31 11:38:53 AM  

m1ke: [i71.photobucket.com image 478x364]


i read that as "delicious chair".

nom nom nom cardboard
 
2012-08-31 11:40:48 AM  
Website designed for a cell phone and not a browser?
Is that it?

Also
Blargh!
As a pastry chef who makes Eclairs from scratch, I think someone in Canada is just trying to piss off a French Chef, somewhere.
 
2012-08-31 11:53:35 AM  
Only if it is sitting on a paper dollie, and is also on top of all the trash and none of it is touching said pastry while in the trash can and I am in the kitchen and no one else is around. But I would also have to be short, quirky, and bald....soooooo the answer is no!
 
2012-08-31 12:35:46 PM  
I saw a snippet about this the other day and didn't pay it any attention. I thought it was just an eclair made to look like a hotdog.

farking gross is what it is. May as well put a lit Marlboro Red in the center and dust the bottom with cocaine.
 
2012-08-31 01:38:58 PM  
Is that an eclair or a chocolate bar?
A real eclair is custard-filled, which would make this even more disgusting.
 
2012-08-31 02:12:48 PM  
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

i486.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-31 02:41:40 PM  
How does it taste with ketchup?
 
2012-08-31 04:42:56 PM  

Saborlas: How does it taste with ketchup?


Uh oh
 
2012-08-31 05:35:22 PM  
Came for this, leaving disappointed... (safe for work, San Diego)
 
2012-08-31 07:26:15 PM  
Yes, but is it self-microwaving?

/Futurama
//too lazy to GIS
 
2012-08-31 08:31:03 PM  
That is so wrong! Where can I get one?
 
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