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2012-08-31 03:12:05 AM  
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2012-08-31 03:15:01 AM  
Troll in Chief. Man I love this President!
 
2012-08-31 03:18:40 AM  
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2012-08-31 03:37:07 AM  
Awesome.
 
2012-08-31 03:37:29 AM  
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2012-08-31 04:03:57 AM  
This seat is taken, sir!
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2012-08-31 05:11:04 AM  
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2012-08-31 05:11:54 AM  
Meh. Eastwood might not be in the waist-deep loser category like Ted Nugent, but he sure as fark isn't helping.
 
2012-08-31 05:13:00 AM  
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My seat was first taken in the Penn State showers.
 
2012-08-31 05:14:52 AM  
As an Eastwood fan, that was very hard to watch.
 
paj
2012-08-31 05:18:20 AM  
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2012-08-31 05:23:02 AM  
wonkette.com
 
2012-08-31 05:26:37 AM  

TheJoe03: As an Eastwood fan, that was very hard to watch.


It really made me wonder how the fark he makes those movies. Based on tonight's ramble, I would think that the only thing he could direct is a turd into the toilet. And that's on a good day.
 
2012-08-31 05:27:53 AM  
If Obama saw the speech he probably fell off of his seat laughing.
 
2012-08-31 05:28:00 AM  
I'm taking it nobody made his day?
 
2012-08-31 05:29:22 AM  
Barry, you can keep the seat, just dont let the door hit it on your way out.
 
2012-08-31 05:29:57 AM  
Well McGarnagle, Romney is dead. You split his vote from ear to ear.
 
2012-08-31 05:32:01 AM  
Why do we still continue to give a rat's ass what a hollywood personality has to say about politics? I know, it's Eastwood and I can let him slide because of it, and he has been involved in politics, but will his supporting Romney make up anyone's mind?
 
2012-08-31 05:33:10 AM  

the opposite of charity is justice: [wonkette.com image 640x427]


I love that pic. That farker is the coolest president we've ever had. He's also well versed in Trolling.
 
2012-08-31 05:33:54 AM  

Mike_LowELL: Well McGarnagle, Romney is dead. You split his vote from ear to ear.


LOL WUT?
 
2012-08-31 05:34:26 AM  

Animatronik: Barry, you can keep the seat, just dont let the door hit it on your way out.


President Obama isn't leaving til 2017, unless somehow, the Republicans stop being a mix of greedy, evil and stupid before November.
 
2012-08-31 05:41:40 AM  
"Clint Eastwood's RNC speech was to imaginary Obama in an empty chair. I'm drafting a DNC speech to imaginary Romney in an empty factory." ~ George Takei
 
2012-08-31 05:42:49 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-31 05:43:27 AM  

farkityfarker: If Obama saw the speech he probably fell off of his seat laughing.


He probably winced like most of us did. I have to say, that was shades of Reagan, and by that, I mean the dementia Ronnie was starting to show in his 2nd term.
 
2012-08-31 05:45:04 AM  

MmmmBacon: Troll in Chief. Man I love this President!


Yea, it's pretty awesome :)
 
2012-08-31 05:46:08 AM  

LordJiro: Animatronik: Barry, you can keep the seat, just dont let the door hit it on your way out.

President Obama isn't leaving til 2017, unless somehow, the Republicans stop being a mix of greedy, evil and stupid before November.


You dont know what greedy is until you understand that Obama is being generous with other people's money to stay in office.

If Obama stays in office until 2017, shows over folks. Our debt will continues to rise sharply as a fraction of GDP, and a majority of people in the U.S. will be getting money from the govt.

If you're young and hardworking, you're a fool to vote for Obama, because you're going to have to cash the checks he's writing.
 
2012-08-31 05:53:18 AM  

cc_rider: farkityfarker: If Obama saw the speech he probably fell off of his seat laughing.

He probably winced like most of us did. I have to say, that was shades of Reagan, and by that, I mean the dementia Ronnie was starting to show in his 2nd term.


Eastwood did a great job, especially for an 82 year old. He stumbled a little but you can tell hes quite sharp.

Farklibs are going to hate his speech not just because its Eastwood, but because he expresses what a lot of people are feeling, that he was excited ti see Obama get elected but that he just turned out to be a massive disappointment.

Obama will be known as a president who had no comprehension of the most important issue of his generation and instead just went along with the spending spree and made things much worse.
 
2012-08-31 05:53:36 AM  

Animatronik: LordJiro: Animatronik: Barry, you can keep the seat, just dont let the door hit it on your way out.

President Obama isn't leaving til 2017, unless somehow, the Republicans stop being a mix of greedy, evil and stupid before November.

You dont know what greedy is until you understand that Obama is being generous with other people's money to stay in office.

If Obama stays in office until 2017, shows over folks. Our debt will continues to rise sharply as a fraction of GDP, and a majority of people in the U.S. will be getting money from the govt.

If you're young and hardworking, you're a fool to vote for Obama, because you're going to have to cash the checks he's writing.


See, this is trolling right?

Or a eastwood-esque delusion

No where did Mitt say he'd raise revenue for the debt. He wants to add $700 Billion so Medicare can pay drug companies. He wants to get rid of capital gains.

But OBAMA!

Why do we have to deal with these folks??

I hope he's a troll.
 
2012-08-31 05:54:36 AM  

Animatronik: LordJiro: Animatronik: Barry, you can keep the seat, just dont let the door hit it on your way out.

President Obama isn't leaving til 2017, unless somehow, the Republicans stop being a mix of greedy, evil and stupid before November.

You dont know what greedy is until you understand that Obama is being generous with other people's money to stay in office.

If Obama stays in office until 2017, shows over folks. Our debt will continues to rise sharply as a fraction of GDP, and a majority of people in the U.S. will be getting money from the govt.

If you're young and hardworking, you're a fool to vote for Obama, because you're going to have to cash the checks he's writing.


Which one is Fark going to go with, nowaityoureseriousletmelaughharderbender.jpg or notsureifseriousjoker.jpg??

I think I will stick with the standard issue, "You sound concerned" line.
 
2012-08-31 05:55:33 AM  

Animatronik: LordJiro: Animatronik: Barry, you can keep the seat, just dont let the door hit it on your way out.

President Obama isn't leaving til 2017, unless somehow, the Republicans stop being a mix of greedy, evil and stupid before November.

You dont know what greedy is until you understand that Obama is being generous with other people's money to stay in office.

If Obama stays in office until 2017, shows over folks. Our debt will continues to rise sharply as a fraction of GDP, and a majority of people in the U.S. will be getting money from the govt.

If you're young and hardworking, you're a fool to vote for Obama, because you're going to have to cash the checks he's writing.


Dude, first I'm going to have to get through cashing all the checks Bush wrote, you trolltastic trollface.
 
2012-08-31 05:55:51 AM  

Animatronik: LordJiro: Animatronik: Barry, you can keep the seat, just dont let the door hit it on your way out.

President Obama isn't leaving til 2017, unless somehow, the Republicans stop being a mix of greedy, evil and stupid before November.

You dont know what greedy is until you understand that Obama is being generous with other people's money to stay in office.

If Obama stays in office until 2017, shows over folks. Our debt will continues to rise sharply as a fraction of GDP, and a majority of people in the U.S. will be getting money from the govt.

If you're young and hardworking, you're a fool to vote for Obama, because you're going to have to cash the checks he's writing.


^ This is what Republicans actually believe.

It's not years of failed 'trickle down' policy that's skullfarking everyone who isn't a millionaire. It's not Job Creators™ who, instead of creating jobs (in America, anyway), sit on trillions of dollars instead of putting some of it back into the economy and STILL insist on more handouts. It's not vultures like Romney who have done nothing their entire lives but leech off of the success of others (such as Romney's own father and the various corporations Bain latched onto).

It's those darn poor people, pushed into poverty by the Great Republican Recession, who DARE to take money from the government to stay afloat, who don't pay income taxes because they, y'know, don't have enough income.

Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?
 
2012-08-31 05:56:39 AM  
Well I suppose it's better to have lost it than to never have had it.
 
2012-08-31 05:57:16 AM  

Animatronik: LordJiro: Animatronik: Barry, you can keep the seat, just dont let the door hit it on your way out.

President Obama isn't leaving til 2017, unless somehow, the Republicans stop being a mix of greedy, evil and stupid before November.

You dont know what greedy is until you understand that Obama is being generous with other people's money to stay in office.

If Obama stays in office until 2017, shows over folks. Our debt will continues to rise sharply as a fraction of GDP, and a majority of people in the U.S. will be getting money from the govt.

If you're young and hardworking, you're a fool to vote for Obama, because you're going to have to cash the checks he's writing.


You know the vast majority of the National debt accrued since Obama took office is from Bush's last budget, right? Surely you know this, and are simply parroting the GOP line, in a sad attempt to dissuade young voters from hitting the polls in November? I would truly hate to think you actually believe the Derp coming from the Right.
 
2012-08-31 06:00:35 AM  
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Voting for a Republican is like choosing to eat at a restaurant where the chef has promised to poison you.
 
2012-08-31 06:01:56 AM  
Eastwood should have bought an island after "Pretty Baby," and gone into seclusion there in order to disappear with dignity and slowly lose his marbles in private.
 
2012-08-31 06:02:12 AM  

Animatronik: LordJiro: Animatronik: Barry, you can keep the seat, just dont let the door hit it on your way out.

President Obama isn't leaving til 2017, unless somehow, the Republicans stop being a mix of greedy, evil and stupid before November.

You dont know what greedy is until you understand that Obama is being generous with other people's money to stay in office.

If Obama stays in office until 2017, shows over folks. Our debt will continues to rise sharply as a fraction of GDP, and a majority of people in the U.S. will be getting money from the govt.

If you're young and hardworking, you're a fool to vote for Obama, because you're going to have to cash the checks he's writing.


You really ought to look at getting an appointment with a brain doctor. Because you are confusing the black guy in the White House with the white guy who was there for 8 years before.
 
2012-08-31 06:02:21 AM  

Dr.Zom: I've said it before and I'll say it again: Voting for a Republican is like choosing to eat at a restaurant where the chef has promised to poison you.


But... but... SEKRIT MOOSLIM!
 
2012-08-31 06:02:23 AM  

Animatronik: Obama is being generous with other people's money


So Bush and Cheney paid for their wars and tax cuts out of their own pockets? The "other people's money" line is getting old.

Animatronik: Eastwood did a great job, especially for an 82 year old.


If by "doing a great job" you mean he managed to make it onto the stage and talk for a few minutes without fainting or crapping himself, then I agree.
 
2012-08-31 06:06:17 AM  

Osomatic: Animatronik: LordJiro: Animatronik: Barry, you can keep the seat, just dont let the door hit it on your way out.

President Obama isn't leaving til 2017, unless somehow, the Republicans stop being a mix of greedy, evil and stupid before November.

You dont know what greedy is until you understand that Obama is being generous with other people's money to stay in office.

If Obama stays in office until 2017, shows over folks. Our debt will continues to rise sharply as a fraction of GDP, and a majority of people in the U.S. will be getting money from the govt.

If you're young and hardworking, you're a fool to vote for Obama, because you're going to have to cash the checks he's writing.

Dude, first I'm going to have to get through cashing all the checks Bush wrote, you trolltastic trollface.


And when you're done with those you can move.

Thats not hope and change, thats the same thing only worse...
 
2012-08-31 06:06:18 AM  
I don't care what you think about Obama's policies: He's an awesome individual with a great sense of humor. He's taken so much of this shiat in stride, it truly amazes me.
 
2012-08-31 06:08:13 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x333]


Ah, thankyou, I've been looking for this.

i50.tinypic.com 

There we go.
 
2012-08-31 06:08:55 AM  

Animatronik: Osomatic: Animatronik: LordJiro: Animatronik: Barry, you can keep the seat, just dont let the door hit it on your way out.

President Obama isn't leaving til 2017, unless somehow, the Republicans stop being a mix of greedy, evil and stupid before November.

You dont know what greedy is until you understand that Obama is being generous with other people's money to stay in office.

If Obama stays in office until 2017, shows over folks. Our debt will continues to rise sharply as a fraction of GDP, and a majority of people in the U.S. will be getting money from the govt.

If you're young and hardworking, you're a fool to vote for Obama, because you're going to have to cash the checks he's writing.

Dude, first I'm going to have to get through cashing all the checks Bush wrote, you trolltastic trollface.

And when you're done with those you can move.

Thats not hope and change, thats the same thing only worse...


Still beats gutting Medicare and increasing the military budget, which Romney would do.
 
2012-08-31 06:09:29 AM  

Animatronik: And when you're done with those you can move.

Thats not hope and change, thats the same thing only worse...


BSABSVR!

*chugs*
 
2012-08-31 06:11:02 AM  

Osomatic:

Dude, first I'm going to have to get through cashing all the checks Bush wrote, you trolltastic trollface.


Thank goodness someone remembers that.
 
2012-08-31 06:12:18 AM  

Mike_LowELL: Well McGarnagle, Romney is dead. You split his vote from ear to ear.


Cyclonic Cooking Action: Mike_LowELL: Well McGarnagle, Romney is dead. You split his vote from ear to ear.

LOL WUT?


So I was scrolling through this thread and saw this over and over and over and absolutely rolling with laughter that you were playing tennis off each other like that and that the mods didn't seem to care yet. Then I realized I had my finger on the down arrow, not the page-down arrow. It the same two posts and I hadn't even scrolled past them. You made me laugh really hard, like, secret orgasm in the break room good. Time for my five hour energy drink.

/my first csb
 
2012-08-31 06:14:16 AM  

MmmmBacon: Animatronik: LordJiro: Animatronik: Barry, you can keep the seat, just dont let the door hit it on your way out.

President Obama isn't leaving til 2017, unless somehow, the Republicans stop being a mix of greedy, evil and stupid before November.

You dont know what greedy is until you understand that Obama is being generous with other people's money to stay in office.

If Obama stays in office until 2017, shows over folks. Our debt will continues to rise sharply as a fraction of GDP, and a majority of people in the U.S. will be getting money from the govt.

If you're young and hardworking, you're a fool to vote for Obama, because you're going to have to cash the checks he's writing.

You know the vast majority of the National debt accrued since Obama took office is from Bush's last budget, right? Surely you know this, and are simply parroting the GOP line, in a sad attempt to dissuade young voters from hitting the polls in November? I would truly hate to think you actually believe the Derp coming from the Right.


You do the math genius - the govt's been racking up over a trillion a year in debt since Obama started. He went along with the Pelosu "stimulus" plan. He signed off on mountains of deficit spending.

Four years in, you can't keep blaming Bush. Democrats are still spend-crazy; and thats exactly the wrong kind of govt at the wrong time.

Yes Bush made the problem worse, I didnt like him. But Obama is even worse. He has decided that every problem can be solved with credit cards.
 
2012-08-31 06:14:53 AM  

Dr.Zom: I've said it before and I'll say it again: Voting for a Republican is like choosing to eat at a restaurant where the chef has promised to poison you.


Voting Democrat is like going to a restaurant because the think the chef is going to feed you steak and caviar (and give the bill to someone else) but instead gives you a crap sandwich. You eat it all up, ask for more, and then never leave the place while eating crap sammiches for the rest of your life...or until you decide to be productive or grow up and start paying your own way.
 
2012-08-31 06:15:28 AM  
Brilliant strategy Mitt. You got upstaged by the last 3 speakers. You had your shot to tell America what you are really about, and not only did you barely squeak out a mediocre speech, but all everyone's going to be talking about today is Clint Eastwood's senior moment.

Please, feel free to keep farking that chicken until after election day!
 
2012-08-31 06:15:42 AM  

Dr.Zom: I've said it before and I'll say it again: Voting for a Republican is like choosing to eat at a restaurant where the chef has promised to poison you.


Love this.
 
2012-08-31 06:16:58 AM  

Animatronik: Four years in, you can't keep blaming Bush. Democrats are still spend-crazy; and thats exactly the wrong kind of govt at the wrong time.


When was the last time the GOP reduced the deficit? Not in my lifetime (so the last 20~ years).
 
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