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(KCCI Des Moines)   TNA World Heavyweight Championship stolen in Ottumwa, Iowa. Subby hates it when they don't tell you that the belt changes hands at a house show   (kcci.com) divider line 36
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2012-08-31 08:29:50 AM  
Iowa? It was Juggalos.
 
2012-08-31 08:43:41 AM  
www.threadbombing.com
O'Reilly? 
 
2012-08-31 11:28:52 AM  
itsrealtome.jpg???
 
2012-08-31 11:32:33 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: O'Reilly? 


Radar did once mail an entire jeep home from Korea, so I wouldn't put it past him
 
2012-08-31 11:36:23 AM  

Polish Hussar: I_Am_Weasel: O'Reilly? 

Radar did once mail an entire jeep home from Korea, so I wouldn't put it past him


Ah, but that was before they turned him into a retarded manchild.

Anyway, as to the TNA belt...

cdn2-b.examiner.com

That cost six grand?

It looks like they told a tattoo guy to go wild with tribal design, then slapped a huge company logo over top of it. No thought, no design, no beauty... just a huge logo.

Bad belt.
 
2012-08-31 11:42:11 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Polish Hussar: I_Am_Weasel: O'Reilly? 

Radar did once mail an entire jeep home from Korea, so I wouldn't put it past him

Ah, but that was before they turned him into a retarded manchild.

Anyway, as to the TNA belt...

[cdn2-b.examiner.com image 467x350]

That cost six grand?

It looks like they told a tattoo guy to go wild with tribal design, then slapped a huge company logo over top of it. No thought, no design, no beauty... just a huge logo.

Bad belt.


www.wrestling123.org

Needs more meth.
 
2012-08-31 11:43:37 AM  
"The TNA belt was stolen last night Brain."

"Reports say that Hulk Hogan is buying cases of Cracker Jacks to fine one to replace it Monsoon."
 
2012-08-31 11:47:03 AM  
"The TNA Belt costs $6,000 Brain."

"Hell Monsoon, for $6,000 you can buy Kurt Angle for the night."

"Is that true?"

"It'll also get you Angelina Love and Velvet Sky. With money left over to cover Jeff Hardy's meth bill."
 
2012-08-31 11:47:46 AM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "The TNA belt was stolen last night Brain."

"Reports say that Hulk Hogan is buying cases of Cracker Jacks to fine one to replace it Monsoon."


Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "The TNA Belt costs $6,000 Brain."

"Hell Monsoon, for $6,000 you can buy Kurt Angle for the night."

"Is that true?"

"It'll also get you Angelina Love and Velvet Sky. With money left over to cover Jeff Hardy's meth bill."


WILL YOU STOP IT!
 
2012-08-31 11:49:42 AM  

Orgasmatron138: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "The TNA belt was stolen last night Brain."

"Reports say that Hulk Hogan is buying cases of Cracker Jacks to fine one to replace it Monsoon."

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "The TNA Belt costs $6,000 Brain."

"Hell Monsoon, for $6,000 you can buy Kurt Angle for the night."

"Is that true?"

"It'll also get you Angelina Love and Velvet Sky. With money left over to cover Jeff Hardy's meth bill."

WILL YOU STOP IT!


THIS THREAD IS LITERALLY SWINGING FROM THE RAFTERS!

Whenever I read "Monsoon" I head both Brain and Ventura voices simultaneous in my head
 
2012-08-31 11:50:02 AM  

Gunny Highway: FirstNationalBastard: Polish Hussar: I_Am_Weasel: O'Reilly? 

Radar did once mail an entire jeep home from Korea, so I wouldn't put it past him

Ah, but that was before they turned him into a retarded manchild.

Anyway, as to the TNA belt...

[cdn2-b.examiner.com image 467x350]

That cost six grand?

It looks like they told a tattoo guy to go wild with tribal design, then slapped a huge company logo over top of it. No thought, no design, no beauty... just a huge logo.

Bad belt.

[www.wrestling123.org image 308x388]

Needs more meth.


See, the Jeff Hardy Memorial Diva's belt is a special case, because I honestly believe he set out to make the coolest belt ever, but got really high, designed that belt, and didn't check his work before turning the art over to the beltmaker.
 
2012-08-31 11:50:23 AM  
that TNA belt makes the WWE one look amazing. TNA belt is a piece of shiat.
 
2012-08-31 11:51:54 AM  
"The TNA Championship belts were recovered, Brain."

"Yep, and placed back into the hands of their champion... ... uh, seriously for the life of me I don't know without looking it up."

"I can wait."

(tappa tappa tappa) "...Austin Aries."

"That's funny Brain... seriously though, who's the champion?"

"...Austin Aries."
 
2012-08-31 11:52:45 AM  

Gunny Highway: Orgasmatron138: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "The TNA belt was stolen last night Brain."

"Reports say that Hulk Hogan is buying cases of Cracker Jacks to fine one to replace it Monsoon."

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "The TNA Belt costs $6,000 Brain."

"Hell Monsoon, for $6,000 you can buy Kurt Angle for the night."

"Is that true?"

"It'll also get you Angelina Love and Velvet Sky. With money left over to cover Jeff Hardy's meth bill."

WILL YOU STOP IT!

THIS THREAD IS LITERALLY SWINGING FROM THE RAFTERS!

Whenever I read "Monsoon" I head both Brain and Ventura voices simultaneous in my head


Ventura: You know, McMahon, if Orndorf were bald, he'd be world champ right now.

Vince: ..................
 
2012-08-31 11:54:34 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: See, the Jeff Hardy Memorial Diva's belt is a special case, because I honestly believe he set out to make the coolest belt ever, but got really high, designed that belt, and didn't check his work before turning the art over to the beltmaker.


Orgasmatron138: Ventura: You know, McMahon, if Orndorf were bald, he'd be world champ right now.

Vince: ..................


Hahahhaha. Laughing out loud is frowned upon in libraries. Coworkers are peering down the hall.
 
2012-08-31 11:58:38 AM  
Ottumwa? Was this the special referee?

content6.flixster.com

/Obscure?
 
2012-08-31 12:03:55 PM  

falcon176: that TNA belt makes the WWE one look amazing. TNA belt is a piece of shiat.


I'd say the TNA belt and this

cdn0.sbnation.com

are equally bad.

Obviously. Belts have become soulless and shiatty since the companies hired guys to do their art design and shiat out these crappy looking, generic, designed by committee things instead of letting real beltmakers do their thing.
 
2012-08-31 12:17:39 PM  
This is the only belt worth stealing:

davemillicanbelts.com
 
2012-08-31 12:19:43 PM  
PWInsider reports that WWE is planning to release a Volume 2 of their recent ECW DVD in late 2013. As of this week, they haven't began picking matches yet for the release.


That corpse is so used up not even HHH would fark it.
 
2012-08-31 12:27:42 PM  
Waitaminute... The TNA Heavyweight Title was stolen AFTER they hired Chavo Guerrero of "Los Guerreros" fame? The same "Los Guerreros", whose family credo was "Lie, Cheat, Steal"?

imageshack.us

Smells like an "inside job" to me. >_>
 
2012-08-31 12:31:42 PM  
$6000 for a world championship belt?

pwa.wrestlingx.net

"Feh. WOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
 
2012-08-31 01:55:30 PM  

Milos Hattrick: This is the only belt worth stealing:

[davemillicanbelts.com image 640x340]


Million Dollar Belt is the only one worth stealing. Just ask Jake Roberts
 
2012-08-31 02:04:50 PM  
moar Radar jokes
 
2012-08-31 02:10:24 PM  
I wonder if they found it in the guy's fridge
 
2012-08-31 02:21:36 PM  

Milos Hattrick: This is the only belt worth stealing:

[davemillicanbelts.com image 640x340]


This, and the Million Dollar Belt.

// Best bender ever
 
2012-08-31 02:35:33 PM  
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-08-31 03:08:30 PM  
I think that if you are able to take a belt away from a champion and as long as you bring a referee to witness the commission of your crime, it belongs to you now. Hardcore Belt rules!
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-08-31 03:53:32 PM  

robsul82: [images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 350x262]


And we're done. Winged Eagle = best belt, ever. Well, with one possible exception:

midnightlogic.files.wordpress.com

The belt of Henning, Michaels, Hart and Hall (before his demons took over)
 
2012-08-31 03:54:55 PM  

saintstryfe: robsul82: [images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 350x262]

And we're done. Winged Eagle = best belt, ever. Well, with one possible exception:

[midnightlogic.files.wordpress.com image 612x366]

The belt of Henning, Michaels, Hart and Hall (before his demons took over)


Big Gold is best belt.

WWF Reggie Parks IC and Winged Eagle are tied for a close second.
 
2012-08-31 05:07:50 PM  
This is all Evan Bourne's fault, isn't it?
 
2012-08-31 08:47:22 PM  

Vegan T-Rex: Ottumwa? Was this the special referee?

[content6.flixster.com image 430x271]

/Obscure?


I got it.
 
2012-08-31 11:15:06 PM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

I always liked this one.
 
2012-08-31 11:28:02 PM  

Anarchangel: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 400x240]

I always liked this one.


The big eagle was a decent belt.

As was the Undisputed belt from the beginning of the WWE Era

upload.wikimedia.org

And, as a bonus, the v1 Undisputed belt that appeared just before the changeover

www.wrestling101.com
 
2012-09-01 12:34:29 AM  
WAY TO AIM HIGH THERE THIEVING GUYS
 
2012-09-01 02:47:47 AM  
The company tried to keep it hush hush. It was stolen from a stagehand who had his back turned. How the hell did those marks get backstage to begin with?
 
2012-09-01 03:32:38 AM  
Done in two.
 
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