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(Kitsap Sun)   You're the type of guy who gives both smokers and panhandlers a bad name if you rip off your shirt and try to fight a stranger after he won't give you a cigarette   (kitsapsun.com) divider line 29
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2012-08-31 09:50:27 AM
I saw a woman holding her cigarette to a pan handlers mouth this morning. They were sharing her cigarette but not passing it. Then she started to do this weird pelvic thrust dance with her crotch right in his face. She was not homeless and appeared to be on her way to work.

It was weird.
 
2012-08-31 09:57:25 AM
Ah yeah, Port Orchard. The tweakers paradise.
 
2012-08-31 09:58:09 AM
Link because fark is "throwing away non-image URL" when I insert it as an image.
 
2012-08-31 09:59:01 AM
I'm the type of guy to leave my drawers in your hamper
 
2012-08-31 09:59:50 AM

Gunny Highway: I saw a woman holding her cigarette to a pan handlers mouth this morning. They were sharing her cigarette but not passing it. Then she started to do this weird pelvic thrust dance with her crotch right in his face. She was not homeless and appeared to be on her way to work.

It was weird.


You're writing in English. But for the life of my I cannot figure out what you are saying.

You last sentence sums up both your post and probably the situation.
 
2012-08-31 10:00:31 AM
i830.photobucket.com

"This is what happens when you fight a stranger in the Alps!"
 
2012-08-31 10:01:49 AM

Pangit: Gunny Highway: I saw a woman holding her cigarette to a pan handlers mouth this morning. They were sharing her cigarette but not passing it. Then she started to do this weird pelvic thrust dance with her crotch right in his face. She was not homeless and appeared to be on her way to work.

It was weird.

You're writing in English. But for the life of my I cannot figure out what you are saying.

You last sentence sums up both your post and probably the situation.


A genius I am not.
 
2012-08-31 10:02:13 AM
Panhandlers had a good name?
 
2012-08-31 10:07:29 AM
"GIMME A CIG OR IT's HULKAMANIA BROTHER!!!"
 
2012-08-31 10:12:35 AM

Gunny Highway: Pangit: Gunny Highway: I saw a woman holding her cigarette to a pan handlers mouth this morning. They were sharing her cigarette but not passing it. Then she started to do this weird pelvic thrust dance with her crotch right in his face. She was not homeless and appeared to be on her way to work.

It was weird.

You're writing in English. But for the life of my I cannot figure out what you are saying.

You last sentence sums up both your post and probably the situation.

A genius I am not.


OK, but I still want to know what happened.
 
2012-08-31 10:14:07 AM

Pangit: Gunny Highway: Pangit: Gunny Highway: I saw a woman holding her cigarette to a pan handlers mouth this morning. They were sharing her cigarette but not passing it. Then she started to do this weird pelvic thrust dance with her crotch right in his face. She was not homeless and appeared to be on her way to work.

It was weird.

You're writing in English. But for the life of my I cannot figure out what you are saying.

You last sentence sums up both your post and probably the situation.

A genius I am not.

OK, but I still want to know what happened.


That is all I have. I got off the train, passed that curious situation, and kept moving.

Where do homeless people fark in the middle of a city?
 
2012-08-31 10:20:16 AM
I'm the type of guy that says, "The puddin is delicious"
 
2012-08-31 10:21:17 AM
is also the type of guy
detour-mag.com
 
2012-08-31 10:27:22 AM
umm why not just BUY cigarettes
 
2012-08-31 10:29:21 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: umm why not just BUY cigarettes



Because in Washington State, Marbs are $10 a pack. The lowest price I've seen for smokes, the super cheapo pencil-shaving brands are over $7.
 
2012-08-31 10:31:38 AM

Deathfrogg: Jon iz teh kewl: umm why not just BUY cigarettes


Because in Washington State, Marbs are $10 a pack. The lowest price I've seen for smokes, the super cheapo pencil-shaving brands are over $7.


Mustangs cant be more than $6.00
 
2012-08-31 10:35:03 AM

Gunny Highway: Deathfrogg: Jon iz teh kewl: umm why not just BUY cigarettes


Because in Washington State, Marbs are $10 a pack. The lowest price I've seen for smokes, the super cheapo pencil-shaving brands are over $7.

Mustangs cant be more than $6.00


I haven't seen that brand. I switched to a pipe when smokes hit $4/pack.
 
2012-08-31 10:37:16 AM

inner ted: is also the type of guy
[detour-mag.com image 500x375]


I tried it, got nothin'
 
2012-08-31 10:38:28 AM

gopher321: "GIMME A CIG OR IT's HULKAMANIA BROTHER!!!"


After what he did to the Twin Towers you'd think people would be more inclined to give him what he wants.
 
2012-08-31 10:41:43 AM

Deathfrogg: Gunny Highway: Deathfrogg: Jon iz teh kewl: umm why not just BUY cigarettes


Because in Washington State, Marbs are $10 a pack. The lowest price I've seen for smokes, the super cheapo pencil-shaving brands are over $7.

Mustangs cant be more than $6.00

I haven't seen that brand. I switched to a pipe when smokes hit $4/pack.


I dont know a bad guy who smokes a pipe so you are good in my book.
 
2012-08-31 10:53:56 AM

Gunny Highway: Pangit: Gunny Highway: Pangit: Gunny Highway: I saw a woman holding her cigarette to a pan handlers mouth this morning. They were sharing her cigarette but not passing it. Then she started to do this weird pelvic thrust dance with her crotch right in his face. She was not homeless and appeared to be on her way to work.

It was weird.

You're writing in English. But for the life of my I cannot figure out what you are saying.

You last sentence sums up both your post and probably the situation.

A genius I am not.

OK, but I still want to know what happened.

That is all I have. I got off the train, passed that curious situation, and kept moving.

Where do homeless people fark in the middle of a city?


They generally don't.
 
2012-08-31 11:02:50 AM
When I first got to Silicon Valley, I came out of my apartment building one morning dressed for work, including a tie, with car keys in hand, and was asked by a bum, "Hey, got a cigarette?"
I told him, "Nope. Can't afford them."
He was yelling something as I drove away.
 
2012-08-31 11:20:52 AM

The Muthaship: inner ted: is also the type of guy
[detour-mag.com image 500x375]

I tried it, got nothin'


?
 
2012-08-31 11:25:12 AM

Gunny Highway: Deathfrogg: Gunny Highway: Deathfrogg: Jon iz teh kewl: umm why not just BUY cigarettes


Because in Washington State, Marbs are $10 a pack. The lowest price I've seen for smokes, the super cheapo pencil-shaving brands are over $7.

Mustangs cant be more than $6.00

I haven't seen that brand. I switched to a pipe when smokes hit $4/pack.

I dont know a bad guy who smokes a pipe so you are good in my book.


pipes are way funner. but every time i smoke the pipes i wake up in the morning with a numb hand appendage. cigarettes don't do that.

so i don't know if i should smoke anything, considering the fact i want to avoid loss of limbs
 
2012-08-31 11:33:19 AM

Gunny Highway: Deathfrogg: Gunny Highway: Deathfrogg: Jon iz teh kewl: umm why not just BUY cigarettes


Because in Washington State, Marbs are $10 a pack. The lowest price I've seen for smokes, the super cheapo pencil-shaving brands are over $7.

Mustangs cant be more than $6.00

I haven't seen that brand. I switched to a pipe when smokes hit $4/pack.

I dont know a bad guy who smokes a pipe so you are good in my book.


Doesn't that depend on what's in the pipe? If tobacco Splat is inclined to agree with you here.
 
2012-08-31 11:58:59 AM
FTA: Deputies said he "suddenly came running out of a nearby apartment with his hands out in front of him" and yelled "freeze." He was holding a "shiny metallic object" that spurred deputies to draw their guns and take cover. But deputies quickly discovered he had his arm in a silver-colored bag of crackers.

He's lucky to be alive.
 
2012-08-31 03:52:01 PM
CSB:
A friend and I were leaving a restaurant, each of us had leftover wood fired pizza wrapped in foil. There was a homeless guy dressed in what appeared to a carper going through the trash can a the nearby intersection. I felt the right thing to do would be to offer my leftovers. I walked up and said, "Excuse me, would you like the rest of my pizza?" The vagabond lifted his rug laden torso out of the trash can, took a huge drag of a cigarette, exhaled and said, "Nah man, that shiat is bad for you." He resumed his rummaging and I returned to my friend, aluminum parcel still in hand. It was quite a laugh having a still warm food donation rejected by that vagrant. Recently, the health conscious transient has migrated east and set up camp near my apartment. I see him most mornings going through the trash cans while I take the girls for their morning walk. I am always tempted to say something to him, or put a slice of pizza on top of every trash can.
 
2012-09-01 04:21:32 AM
One of my worst fears is having to fight a bum. I'm afraid of catching a disease or something when my knuckle gets cut on his tooth.
 
2012-09-01 10:34:08 AM

inner ted: The Muthaship: inner ted: is also the type of guy
[detour-mag.com image 500x375]

I tried it, got nothin'

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The Muthaship: I'm the type of guy to leave my drawers in your hamper

 
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