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(AZ Family)   Mother's Day is always going to be awkward after you leave your child alone in the park with a couple of strangers for hours while you whore your body outside a liquor in order to fulfill your sexual rage (mugshot)   (azfamily.com) divider line 75
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2012-08-31 02:42:36 AM
Mesa? Check.

Color me not surprised. There are some weird folk in Mesa, and this is coming from someone who is quite familiar with Portland, OR.
 
2012-08-31 08:21:58 AM
Anne Coulter, NO!
 
2012-08-31 09:08:40 AM
That's a man, baby.
 
2012-08-31 09:17:04 AM

MmmmBacon: Mesa? Check.

Color me not surprised. There are some weird folk in Mesa, and this is coming from someone who is quite familiar with Portland, OR.


What about the rest of Multnomah county? The county where they watermark their mug shots...
 
2012-08-31 09:56:06 AM
Rough.

/no, no; "ruff"
 
2012-08-31 10:30:46 AM
I've been outside a liquor, and it isn't as bad as all that. Having a liquor inside you is where it is at though.
 
2012-08-31 10:31:28 AM

MmmmBacon: Mesa? Check.

Color me not surprised. There are some weird folk in Mesa, and this is coming from someone who is quite familiar with Portland, OR.


Are you sure you're not my alt?

/or am I your alt...?
 
2012-08-31 10:32:14 AM
Also,

i26.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-31 10:32:52 AM
Don't make her angry. You wouldn't like her when she's angry. Unless you are into that kind of thing.
 
2012-08-31 10:33:28 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

hotlink
 
2012-08-31 10:37:46 AM
ll-media.tmz.com

Mom?

/hot like she is not
 
2012-08-31 10:38:02 AM
Sounds like a textbook BPD manic episode. Or she is an addict.
 
2012-08-31 10:41:48 AM
I have never loathed my unit enough to subject it to such an 'environment'. In other words, 'there ain't enough whiskey in texas...'
 
2012-08-31 10:43:26 AM
The author of this "article" should be horse-whipped, tarred, feathered, and run out of town on a stack of Strunk and White's.

Very nearly unreadable.
 
2012-08-31 10:43:29 AM
In a fit of sexual rage Splat tried to hump a cruise ship.

/It did not end well
 
2012-08-31 10:43:40 AM
Mother's Day is always going to be awkward after you leave your child alone in the park with a couple of strangers for hours while you whore your body outside a liquor [NOUN] in order to fulfill your sexual rage
 
2012-08-31 10:45:02 AM
Don't make her angry. You wouldn't like her when she's angry.
 
2012-08-31 10:46:37 AM
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It's not RIGHT to just leave your kid unattended in a park.
 
2012-08-31 10:47:01 AM

YEREVAN: Mother's Day is always going to be awkward after you leave your child alone in the park with a couple of strangers for hours while you whore your body outside a liquor [NOUN] in order to fulfill your sexual rage


Mother's Day is always going to be awkward after you leave your child alone in the park with a couple of strangers for hours while you whore your body outside a liquor liquor in order to fulfill your sexual rage

/it's a noun
 
2012-08-31 10:47:33 AM

bump: I have never loathed my unit enough to subject it to such an 'environment'. In other words, 'there ain't enough whiskey in texas...'


Funny turn of phrase. She's like an EPA SuperFund Site.
 
2012-08-31 10:47:45 AM

vudukungfu: That's a man, baby.


The first thing I thought.

media.azfamily.com
 
2012-08-31 10:48:41 AM
Hmmm

What was she charging......
 
2012-08-31 10:48:58 AM
she isnt that bad. But what happens when a woman is fulfilling her sexual rage? specifically.
 
2012-08-31 10:49:34 AM

YixilTesiphon: YEREVAN: Mother's Day is always going to be awkward after you leave your child alone in the park with a couple of strangers for hours while you whore your body outside a liquor [NOUN] in order to fulfill your sexual rage

Mother's Day is always going to be awkward after you leave your child alone in the park with a couple of strangers for hours while you whore your body outside a liquor liquor in order to fulfill your sexual rage

/it's a noun


Liquor? I don't even ...

Ah, never mind.
 
2012-08-31 10:50:42 AM

vudukungfu: That's a man, baby.


No, THIS is a man baby.
www.11points.com
 
2012-08-31 10:52:09 AM
Wait! Wait!
THIS is a manbaby!
www.11points.com
 
2012-08-31 10:54:03 AM
media.azfamily.com

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2012-08-31 10:55:12 AM
Wilson said she did the only thing she felt was right.

"We threw grass on each other, we were on a skate board pretending to surf, we played on the playground"


No, dumbass, the right thing to do would be to call the cops and tell them that some crazy woman had just abandoned her daughter in the park.
 
2012-08-31 10:56:51 AM

Mell of a Hess: The author of this "article" should be horse-whipped, tarred, feathered, and run out of town on a stack of Strunk and White's.

Very nearly unreadable.


Do you have any hints? I found it unreadable.
 
2012-08-31 10:59:43 AM
I read that article and still don't know what happened.
 
2012-08-31 10:59:54 AM
To the contrary, perhaps they don't pay elementary school TAs enough in Mesa?
 
2012-08-31 11:01:14 AM
The court will order her pumped so full of anti depressants that she'll never want sex again.

Problem solved.
 
2012-08-31 11:03:27 AM
And so it went on for the next four hours. It was a clerk in the liquor store who realized what was going on , and called police. Once Kelly returned, she allegedly told officers she dumped her daughter to fulfill a manic need to have someone inside her. She described it as sexual rage.

FTFH

Y'know, lady, that's probably how you ended up with that burdensome child in the first place.
 
2012-08-31 11:05:12 AM

Farkin'round: vudukungfu: That's a man, baby.

The first thing I thought.

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And I'll bet there is a bunch of Farkers out there that would help her "satisfy her rage".
 
2012-08-31 11:06:44 AM

doczoidberg: The court will order her pumped so full of anti depressants that she'll never want sex again.

Problem solved.


Yes, because women who actually want sex instead of using it as a road to babies and marriage are just crazy.
 
2012-08-31 11:09:43 AM
Statistically speaking a child is a lot more likely to be abused by someone he knows than by a complete stranger, so in her own twisted way she did the right thing...
 
2012-08-31 11:09:52 AM

dready zim: Problem solved.

Yes, because women who actually want sex instead of using it as a road to babies and marriage are just crazy.



There's a healthy sex drive, and then there's a dumping-your-kid-on-strangers-to-turn-tricks-outside-an-Arizona-liquor -store sex drive.

One of those is crazy.
 
2012-08-31 11:13:51 AM
"Whore your body outside a liquor?"

What does that even mean?

Can one "whore their body" inside a "liquor?"
 
2012-08-31 11:14:03 AM
I'd hit it.


But I wouldn't pay.

/low standards
 
2012-08-31 11:14:28 AM

clevershark: Statistically speaking a child is a lot more likely to be abused by someone he knows than by a complete stranger, so in her own twisted way she did the right thing...


Dumping her with a mom who has a kid the same age? I daresay the kid was completely safe.

I don't get it, though. She's a teacher's assistant. Why didn't she just bang some students like normal assistants?
 
2012-08-31 11:15:06 AM
Sexual rage sounds like an Archer episode.
 
2012-08-31 11:16:10 AM
why so serious
 
2012-08-31 11:18:54 AM
YixilTesiphon

YEREVAN: Mother's Day is always going to be awkward after you leave your child alone in the park with a couple of strangers for hours while you whore your body outside a liquor [NOUN] in order to fulfill your sexual rage

Mother's Day is always going to be awkward after you leave your child alone in the park with a couple of strangers for hours while you whore your body outside a liquor liquor in order to fulfill your sexual rage

/it's a noun

Nope , pretty sure that second licker was a verb
 
2012-08-31 11:19:57 AM
Attention Bottle Blondes,
If you're going to color your hair do the eyebrows too, don't leave them Sharpie black, & keep up with your roots upkeep.


/She looks sort of like Dax Shepard.
 
2012-08-31 11:22:34 AM
No fair! I wish I could whore my body outside a liquor store in order to satisfy my sexual rage...
 
2012-08-31 11:25:49 AM

WhippingBoy: No fair! I wish I could whore my body outside a liquor store in order to satisfy my sexual rage...


Aaaand why can't you? It just takes some initiative.
 
2012-08-31 11:26:06 AM
When ya gotta fark, ya gotta fark.
 
2012-08-31 11:30:55 AM

luyseyal: To the contrary, perhaps they don't pay elementary school TAs enough in Mesa?


They're not taking care of their teachers' sexual rage apparently.
 
2012-08-31 11:31:51 AM
Fulfill her sexual rage?

From now on I think her tricks are going to find other prostitutes lacking.
 
2012-08-31 11:33:35 AM

EddieMoscone: I'd hit it.


But I wouldn't pay.

/low standards


When you don't pay, you're "making a hormone".
i72.photobucket.com 
TTV, DFTTYW, IHAW
 
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