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(Gadsden Times)   Alabama town has 130% voter turnout. It would have been 160%, but they caught several hundred people voting twice   (gadsdentimes.com) divider line 17
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2012-08-31 09:26:49 AM
13 votes:
I'll bet some hillbilly county clerk divided by 3/5ths instead of multiplied.
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-08-31 11:22:17 AM
3 votes:

Headso: wow, never saw envirodude post more than once in a thread! disenfranchising people must be very important to him


November is looming.

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2012-08-31 11:54:59 AM
2 votes:

Headso: wow, never saw envirodude post more than once in a thread! disenfranchising people must be very important to him


Depends on if he remembers his alts.
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2012-08-31 11:25:08 AM
2 votes:

EnviroDude: because voter fraud NEVER happens if you listen to the FARK liberals


You didn't read the entire article. Allow me to summarize it for you: OMG! Black people are registering to vote! Run for your lives! Abandon the women and children! Every man for himself! Repeat: black people are registering to vote!

I've saved you some time and increased the efficiency of your day. You're welcome.
2012-08-31 11:03:38 AM
2 votes:
wow, never saw envirodude post more than once in a thread! disenfranchising people must be very important to him
2012-08-31 02:09:24 PM
1 votes:

JustGetItRight: Every time I read libs say that voter fraud isn't real, I want to send them to west Alabama. They would probably come back a Republican.


I'm pretty sure they don't actually make you get a lobotomy to move to Alabama.
2012-08-31 12:17:23 PM
1 votes:
The only thing worse that realizing you've stumbled into a troll thread is realizing it's full of nothing but B-listers.
2012-08-31 12:16:35 PM
1 votes:

cmunic8r99: I_Am_Weasel: EnviroDude: because voter fraud NEVER happens if you listen to the FARK liberals

Yes. I'm sure that's the case here. I'm sure it couldn't possibly some election fraud shenanigans to offer of proof of widespread voter fraud. I mean, there is no possible way that 130% voter turnout could be the result of some sort of orchestrated effort. It was all done by individuals, acting of their own accord.

Or the headline is fiction:

Republicans reacted with statements calling for better election security after The Gadsden Times reported the number of voters registered in Uniontown equaled 130 percent of the town's 2010 population of 1,775. Nearly 81 percent of the town voted.


Maybe Gadsden is a magical town where 17 year olds get to stay 17 forever and there's never any new residents moving into town after the census is taken.
2012-08-31 12:08:40 PM
1 votes:

zarberg: EnviroDude: They caught it this time. How many times isn't it caught. Presenting ID is an easy way to thwart fraud.

As long as we're talking about fearing the unknown, are you scared of the Boogeyman, too?

I lie awake at night scared that a gamma ray burst will wipe out all of humanity.


I plan on cutting off my own testicles just to make sure I don't ever get ball cancer, so I completely understand where EnviroDude is coming from.
2012-08-31 11:36:31 AM
1 votes:

Lumpmoose: EnviroDude: PC LOAD LETTER: EnviroDude: because voter fraud NEVER happens if you listen to the FARK liberals

They caught it. The laws work. You can chase the voter fraud that you say isn't caught like you chase invisible people in the sky for their approval.

They caught it this time. How many times isn't it caught. Presenting ID is an easy way to thwart fraud.

I have no problem with Voter ID in principle but the problem is I don't trust YOU. All of the recent voting overhauls have been partisan attempts orchestrated by ALEC to disenfranchise traditionally Democratic voting blocks. The GOP is so insane at this point in history that I don't trust their attempts to modernize the process. Maybe later when they're less demonstrably uncompromising. Voting is too important.


How dare you imply the the RNC is trying to disenfranchise voters. You Libs are the real disenfranchisers for always pointing it out.
2012-08-31 11:33:39 AM
1 votes:
Awwwwwww shiat! Voter fraud!

I said, VOTER FRAUD!!!!

You know what that means:

House Speaker Mike Hubbard, R-Auburn, said the numbers dramatize why the Department of Justice should approve Alabama's photo voter identification law in time for the 2014 elections.


Yeah. I know, champ. I know.
2012-08-31 11:33:12 AM
1 votes:

zarberg: EnviroDude: They caught it this time. How many times isn't it caught. Presenting ID is an easy way to thwart fraud.

As long as we're talking about fearing the unknown, are you scared of the Boogeyman, too?

I lie awake at night scared that a gamma ray burst will wipe out all of humanity.


GRBs are a legitimate fear, though.
2012-08-31 11:31:40 AM
1 votes:

mainstreet62: rumpelstiltskin: I'll bet some hillbilly county clerk divided by 3/5ths instead of multiplied.

Excellent. +1


Make that 2
2012-08-31 11:29:04 AM
1 votes:

rumpelstiltskin: I'll bet some hillbilly county clerk divided by 3/5ths instead of multiplied.


Excellent. +1
2012-08-31 11:25:40 AM
1 votes:

Tyrone Slothrop: vpb: CommieTaoist: Does anyone else find the term "Black Belt" as used in this context extremely racist?



No, it refers to the soil, and most of the voters in the town are black so they would have changed the name of the city if they had a problem with it.

I thought it was because everyone was Kung Fu fighting.


Those cats were fast as lightning...

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2012-08-31 11:23:41 AM
1 votes:

vpb: CommieTaoist: Does anyone else find the term "Black Belt" as used in this context extremely racist?



No, it refers to the soil, and most of the voters in the town are black so they would have changed the name of the city if they had a problem with it.


I thought it was because everyone was Kung Fu fighting.
2012-08-31 09:01:16 AM
1 votes:
Maybe they had 2 IDs?
One for Willaim and one for Robert if your name is Billy-Bob.
 
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