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(Sun Sentinel)   The four scariest words you'll read today: "Killer clown home invasion"   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 45
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2012-08-31 08:22:29 AM  
Before he went to sleep he said "Can't sleep, clowns will get me" then they did.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-08-31 08:54:46 AM  
In this day and age, why the hell would you just answer a knock on the door in the middle of the night anyway?
 
2012-08-31 09:20:45 AM  

Pud: In this day and age, why the hell would you just answer a knock on the door in the middle of the night anyway?



Uummm, candygram? Fl-flowers?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-08-31 09:47:51 AM  

Pud: In this day and age, why the hell would you just answer a knock on the door in the middle of the night anyway?


Especially if you keep a stockpile of narcotics in the house.
 
2012-08-31 09:55:49 AM  
Clowns scare the fark out of me.
 
2012-08-31 10:09:01 AM  
What are you gonna do with those pies, boys?
 
2012-08-31 10:34:13 AM  
Yay! Clown thread! I need more scary clown pics to terrorize a friend of mine.
 
2012-08-31 10:51:08 AM  

Pud: In this day and age, why the hell would you just answer a knock on the door in the middle of the night anyway?


*checks profile, location explains comment*
 
2012-08-31 11:25:24 AM  
These guys?

www.thelisticles.com
 
2012-08-31 12:05:13 PM  

question_dj: These guys?

[www.thelisticles.com image 479x320]


Whew. Was afraid I was gonna have to post it.
 
2012-08-31 12:06:24 PM  

grinding_journalist: question_dj: These guys?

[www.thelisticles.com image 479x320]

Whew. Was afraid I was gonna have to post it.


ditto.
 
2012-08-31 12:09:22 PM  
I clicked TFA, expecting juggaloes.
 
2012-08-31 12:10:07 PM  
The four scariest words you'll read today: "Killer clown home invasion"

Still doesn't top the two scariest words I read today:

"Eggplant Penis"
 
2012-08-31 12:10:29 PM  
Also, why would you wear a disguise and then reveal yourself to the first person you met at the crime scene?
 
2012-08-31 12:12:59 PM  
What are they gonna do? Knock my block off?
i.ytimg.com
 
2012-08-31 12:16:04 PM  
Degloved penis degloved penis
 
2012-08-31 12:17:58 PM  
clown repellent

www.gunshopfinder.com
 
2012-08-31 12:18:50 PM  
its time to take a ride on a nightmare merry go round
 
2012-08-31 12:23:20 PM  
Worst. Adventure module. Ever.

www.peginc.com
 
2012-08-31 12:28:11 PM  

inner ted: clown repellent

[www.gunshopfinder.com image 500x324]


For clowns I want:
tacticalgunreview.com
 
2012-08-31 12:28:29 PM  

SandMann: The four scariest words you'll read today: "Killer clown home invasion"

Still doesn't top the two scariest words I read today:

"Eggplant Penis"


"degloved"
 
2012-08-31 12:29:02 PM  
Currently unavailable for comment
i.imgur.com



Always available to comment, do birthday parties, etc
theaudioperv.com
 
2012-08-31 12:29:37 PM  

man metaphysical: Degloved penis degloved penis


Would shake tiny fist, but too busy fapping
 
2012-08-31 12:29:41 PM  
*Ding, dong*
"Pitah"
 
2012-08-31 12:33:33 PM  
Holy shiat, clown attack ! ! !

/ Can't be that obscure . . .
 
2012-08-31 12:33:37 PM  
Was it this guy?
i1175.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-31 12:44:18 PM  

Pud: In this day and age, why the hell would you just answer a knock on the door in the middle of the night anyway?


because it might be a neighbor, or even random passerby in need of help. However I DO always answer such late night calls with a Louisville slugger in my off hand. in This case it sounds like the genetleman of the house was an entreprenuer engaged in serviceing a clientele that preferred to shop at those hours
 
2012-08-31 12:44:21 PM  
img706.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-31 12:46:29 PM  
Kneel, KNEEL before your Clown-God!
sgustok.org
 
2012-08-31 01:02:01 PM  

xaldin: inner ted: clown repellent

[www.gunshopfinder.com image 500x324]

For clowns I want:
[tacticalgunreview.com image 400x361]


files.abovetopsecret.com
approves
 
2012-08-31 01:02:07 PM  
www.horror-asylum.com
 
2012-08-31 01:03:41 PM  
2 reasons I hate clowns:

1) anyone who wants to completely disguise themselves in make-up and costume to be around and "entertain" kids, is crazy and a pedophile.

2) if you wake up hearing someone breaking in to your house and you stumble upon them and they are dressed as a clown, you know that your death will be horibble, slow and painful.
 
2012-08-31 01:10:08 PM  
 
2012-08-31 01:19:00 PM  
Zombies are beginning to wear colorful makeup.

Double tap em all.
 
2012-08-31 01:21:39 PM  
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2012-08-31 01:36:20 PM  
Don't they normally remove the mask for a mugshot ?
 
2012-08-31 01:59:10 PM  
someone post the lexi belle clown in rollerskate pictures. work filter wont let me

it is the only non wierd boner i have ever had from a clown
/some of the lexi belle pictures are not safe for work, just saying
 
2012-08-31 02:02:13 PM  
Serious question, what is the deal with people 35-50 or so who perpetuate this fear of clowns?
 
2012-08-31 03:03:51 PM  

bel4sucks: Serious question, what is the deal with people 35-50 or so who perpetuate this fear of clowns?


Gacy. I'm an aging GenXer, grew up in the Chicago suburbs, and I'm convinced that it goes back to Gacy. That, and the prevalence of clowns has sort of diminished over time. Because they are pure, concentrated evil, and the sword is the only answer for them. Ain't no other kind of clown than a killer clown, and they must be killed on sight.
 
2012-08-31 03:04:32 PM  

Dampfplauderer: Don't they normally remove the mask for a mugshot ?


you don't get it, do you? They aren't HUMAN.
 
2012-08-31 03:41:29 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-31 05:08:53 PM  
i353.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-31 05:40:03 PM  

question_dj: These guys?

[www.thelisticles.com image 479x320]


I came. I saw. I left fulfilled.
 
2012-08-31 08:29:01 PM  

fireclown: Dampfplauderer: Don't they normally remove the mask for a mugshot ?

you don't get it, do you? They aren't HUMAN.


I take it there is some bad blood between the "fire" and the "killer" tribes then ?
 
2012-09-01 08:13:03 AM  
Aw, c'mon. Just how bad can a clown be?
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
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