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(ABC)   "Later, during intercourse, he had 'significant pain and observed a large quantity of blood squirting out of his penis onto the sheets, walls and mirror'"   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 124
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2012-08-31 01:12:06 AM
11 votes:

Brytanica1: There are several of you that I hate right now. A fiery, burning hatred, as if my testicles had been dipped in kerosene and set on fire.


Here, have a degloved Banana.

www.foodchannel.com
2012-08-31 06:50:47 AM
9 votes:
ic.pics.livejournal.com

ic.pics.livejournal.com 

Eat up!
2012-08-31 12:56:14 AM
9 votes:

propasaurus: This should go without saying, but you really do NOT want to GIS 'penile degloving.'


THEN WHY DO YOU PUT THESE IDEAS IN OUR HEADS?!?!?

YOU'RE BASICALLY DOING THIS TO US!!!

25.media.tumblr.com
2012-08-31 01:55:38 AM
6 votes:
my penis looks like a belly button right now.
2012-08-31 01:20:15 AM
6 votes:
twotoolscooking.files.wordpress.com
2012-08-31 01:19:19 AM
6 votes:

unyon: Vagina Dentata?

DRTFA


i1125.photobucket.com
i1125.photobucket.com


/Pics may be unrelated.
//Or not.
///I'm sick, and I want to share.
2012-08-31 12:54:08 AM
6 votes:
Well, someone rolled a natural 1.
2012-08-30 11:56:34 PM
6 votes:
"You never know if you are getting the real story," he said. "People are embarrassed. The real point of this story is that this is a medical emergency and you really need to come and be seen so it can be handled surgically and fixed."

No, doctor, it isn't. The real point of this story is that if this happens and I do come in to be seen, you're going to skin my penis.
2012-08-30 11:27:06 PM
6 votes:
He sees a case -- called "eggplant penis" -- at least once a month.

www.mikelawton.com
2012-08-31 07:49:17 AM
5 votes:

Captain PTMB: Stop greenlighting these!!!! My little fireman screamed and crawled so far back into my abdominal cavity that I'm gonna to need an exorcism to get it back.


I don't understand :)
simpleginger.com
2012-08-31 02:18:16 AM
5 votes:
img19.imageshack.us

3.bp.blogspot.com

www.comfytummy.com

Degloving conundrum?
2012-08-31 01:25:32 AM
5 votes:
www.thepauperedchef.com
Who wants snacks?

/You do!
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-08-31 01:23:50 AM
5 votes:
mt-stage.thegrio.com
RIP
2012-08-31 01:10:23 AM
5 votes:
"There, after "initial exploratory surgery," doctors allegedly "degloved," or removed the skin from the penis, and repaired his urethra, which had "separated completely."


i486.photobucket.com
Game over, Man! GAME OVER!
2012-08-31 03:22:40 AM
4 votes:
i52.tinypic.com
2012-08-31 01:57:09 AM
4 votes:
www.oddpic.com
Artists depiction of the accident.
2012-08-31 01:44:04 AM
4 votes:
Unfortunate ad before the video playback. Here is the screen capture. It was Clinton endorsing the Big O.

farm9.staticflickr.com/">
2012-08-31 01:15:38 AM
4 votes:
farm4.staticflickr.com
2012-08-31 01:10:19 AM
4 votes:
www.iconsoffright.com
2012-08-31 01:07:21 AM
4 votes:
FTA: "I never heard of anyone being put at a higher risk for fracture because of a prescription or an herbal drug," said Carney. "With a fracture, you typically get swelling and the penis looks like an eggplant....."

i78.photobucket.com
2012-08-31 12:53:55 AM
4 votes:
First the dying mites exploding poop all over your face, then suppurating sweatglands, now this.

Please stop with the yucky stuff! I'm turning into a 7 year old girl over here.
2012-08-31 12:49:45 AM
4 votes:
penis de-gloving? Closed urethra? Retrograde ejaculation?!?!? SO MANY MEDICAL TERMS I DIDN'T KNOW I HATED
2012-08-31 12:40:48 AM
4 votes:
Ahh the autumn penile bloodletting season is almost upon us.
2012-08-31 12:02:20 AM
4 votes:
I passed out and I don't even have a penis.
2012-08-30 11:32:51 PM
4 votes:
She forgot to take out the dentata...
2012-08-30 11:26:15 PM
4 votes:
May this please happen to subby for visiting this horror of a story upon us.
2012-08-31 02:44:09 AM
3 votes:
www.ne.jp
The injured "unit" will have to remain immobilized throughout the long recovery process.
2012-08-31 02:09:20 AM
3 votes:
www.russellheimlich.com

/Penis.
//The other red meat.
2012-08-31 02:08:32 AM
3 votes:

Gyrfalcon: this thread is not making me happy.


Why? I'm laughing my ass off, sorry degloving my ass :)
2012-08-31 01:38:18 AM
3 votes:
cdn.walyou.com

/GIS for "Bloody Dick."
//Now you do it.
///It'll be fun.
2012-08-31 01:33:32 AM
3 votes:

jpschwan: What kind of coincidence is it that the doctor whose quote was the most dismissive about the claims, has the same last name as the two owners listed in the lawsuit (and the name of the company)?

/I wouldn't take any pill made by Carneys...


media.avclub.com

But can it core a apple deglove a penis?
2012-08-31 01:24:07 AM
3 votes:

MayContainHorseGluten: OK, am I the only one who's concerned that he bought this stuff at a freaking gas station? Who the hell trusts medication -- penis medication, at that -- from a Chevron?!


i71.photobucket.com

The egg salad sandwiches from their toilet's vending machine weren't bad at all. Just don't ask what kind of eggs it was.
2012-08-31 01:04:04 AM
3 votes:
Emergency room doctors had to "deglove" Carter's penis in order to repair it, rendering him unable to have sex or future children

No glove, no love.

It all makes sense now.
2012-08-31 12:58:51 AM
3 votes:
www.dailyhaha.com
2012-08-31 12:55:57 AM
3 votes:

Arkanaut: bdub77: Strongbeerrules: Was the mirror on the ceiling?

There was pink champagne on ice.

(Although it wasn't pink until he started squirting blood everywhere.)

Last thing I remember, I was
Bleeding profusely from my penis

Wait, that's not how that goes.


WELCOME TO THE HOTEL PENILE DEGLOVING
2012-08-31 12:52:39 AM
3 votes:
Well, he wanted to get freaky, and now he is.
2012-08-31 12:51:36 AM
3 votes:
This should go without saying, but you really do NOT want to GIS 'penile degloving.'
2012-08-31 12:50:03 AM
3 votes:
mypicturedesk.com

/Oh god that sounds like a horror movie
2012-08-31 02:23:24 PM
2 votes:
encrypted-tbn3.google.com

... and yet I read every comment. I must be a masocist.
2012-08-31 06:34:02 AM
2 votes:

Nick Nostril: There, after "initial exploratory surgery," doctors allegedly "degloved," or removed the skin from the penis, and repaired his urethra, which had "separated completely."

Christ on a unicycle.


In otherwords, this.

img.gawkerassets.com
2012-08-31 04:31:39 AM
2 votes:
What a de gloved penis may look like.

3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-08-31 04:16:03 AM
2 votes:
Anyone else spot the ad on the article?

" Virilis Pro male enhancement supplement. (Amazon) "
2012-08-31 03:51:07 AM
2 votes:

DORMAMU: 911Jenny: Now Im going to ask my boyfriend if he has accidentally peed-za'd when he meant to French fry.

Or maybe I dont want to know.

No....I do.

Dont forget to post his answer!


Me: Hi Honey. Have you ever peed inside of me?
Him: WTF???

He said no, never. And that it hurts to pee if he's at more than half mast.

He asked what made me ask this and I mentioned degloving and people on the Internet. He shook his head and we sang "Piss on You".

The end.
2012-08-31 02:35:01 AM
2 votes:

ToxicMunkee: I passed out and I don't even have a penis.


i2.cdn.turner.com
2012-08-31 02:22:51 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-08-31 02:04:05 AM
2 votes:

drayno76: Summer Glau's Love Slave: [fc09.deviantart.net image 350x466]
What a Bloody Sanchez may look like.

/Lookee at what I invented.

I farking hate everyone here, especially you, SGLS, you take a horrible thread and make it even worse. You are a very bad person.


*Clicks Favorites*
2012-08-31 01:45:38 AM
2 votes:

DORMAMU: areful, based on that link you might have given him an orgasm..


WAIT, WHAT?!

www.pc486.net

Watersports aren't my bag, baby!
2012-08-31 01:31:11 AM
2 votes:

LowbrowDeluxe: penis de-gloving? Closed urethra? Retrograde ejaculation?!?!? SO MANY MEDICAL TERMS I DIDN'T KNOW I HATED


What in the ever loving jeebus is Retrograde Ejaculation?

/The Mr. asked if it came with fuzzy dice-balls.
2012-08-31 01:18:45 AM
2 votes:

BronyMedic: knbber2: WTF is degloving a penis????

*shudder*

Prepare for nightmare fuel.

A degloving injury is a type of avulsion in which an extensive section of skin is completely torn off the underlying tissue, severing its blood supply. It is named by analogy to the process of removing a glove. Degloved skin is effectively dead.

This is what a degloving injury to the penis, secondary to an underlying disease process, looks like. Not safe for work, sanity if you're a male, and not for lunch.


www.trilobite.org

(I really hated eating lunch in the staff room at the nursing school I worked at when I was younger.)
2012-08-31 01:15:21 AM
2 votes:
You're all missing the decided victory here, one of us finally bled on one of them for a change!

He had a headache!!
2012-08-31 01:06:41 AM
2 votes:

ToxicMunkee: I passed out and I don't even have a penis.



At this point I would like to make some sort of comment about being able to lend you one several times in rapid succession but my eyes are still watering from the article and my body is involuntarily curled up in defence.
2012-08-31 01:02:05 AM
2 votes:
img78.imageshack.us

you're bending it
2012-08-31 01:00:21 AM
2 votes:
go ahead and think about the noise a hungry fat man makes when he sucks up a coconut cream pie through a straw.

think about that

degloving

yes yes
2012-08-31 12:56:38 AM
2 votes:
BronyMedic:


This is what a degloving injury to the penis, secondary to an underlying disease process, looks like. Not safe for work, sanity if you're a male, and not for lunch.


That was one link I am not going to click.

You've already proven you're more of a man than I am, BronyMedic. Now you've bested most of the male Farkers.

We should send you money and beg you to stop.
2012-08-31 12:56:32 AM
2 votes:

BronyMedic: This is what a degloving injury to the penis, secondary to an underlying disease process, looks like. Not safe for work, sanity if you're a male, and not for lunch.



If you click that link, go straight to a psychiatrist.


/didn't click the link 
//seriously...what is wrong with you, posting what you've described.
2012-08-31 12:54:46 AM
2 votes:

bdub77: Strongbeerrules: Was the mirror on the ceiling?

There was pink champagne on ice.

(Although it wasn't pink until he started squirting blood everywhere.)


Last thing I remember, I was
Bleeding profusely from my penis

Wait, that's not how that goes.
2012-08-31 12:51:11 AM
2 votes:

Strongbeerrules: Was the mirror on the ceiling?


There was pink champagne on ice.

(Although it wasn't pink until he started squirting blood everywhere.)
2012-08-31 12:50:56 AM
2 votes:
Well, there will be nightmares now.
2012-08-31 12:49:33 AM
2 votes:
Was the mirror on the ceiling?
2012-08-31 06:28:09 PM
1 votes:
Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood squirting out of his penis. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood squirting out of his penis. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood squirting out of his penis. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood squirting out of his penis. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood squirting out of his penis. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood squirting out of his penis. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood squirting out of his penis. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood squirting out of his penis. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood squirting out of his penis.
2012-08-31 06:06:11 PM
1 votes:

Gordon Bennett: Fark has become a slightly stranger place since the last redesign.


You're posting in a thread about penile degloving, and the redesign is strange?
2012-08-31 05:03:50 PM
1 votes:
"So remind me, penis-degloving for your race, fatal or non fatal?" 

gergo.erdi.hu
2012-08-31 02:31:05 PM
1 votes:
gallery.danhulton.com
2012-08-31 01:16:12 PM
1 votes:

propasaurus: This should go without saying, but you really do NOT want to GIS 'penile degloving.'



Hey, you're not the boss of me!

\okay, so maybe you were right this one time
2012-08-31 11:47:53 AM
1 votes:
A "supplement" purchased at a Chevron station isn't safe or effective? Get the fark outta here.
2012-08-31 11:39:14 AM
1 votes:
Well I fainted dead away

Mods need a severe worded letter from the UN
gja [TotalFark]
2012-08-31 11:10:47 AM
1 votes:
Welcome to this episode of "Deadliest Snatch: Vagina Dentata"

/holding pillow over willy
2012-08-31 10:18:00 AM
1 votes:
Great. Now I want a hot dog.
2012-08-31 09:46:50 AM
1 votes:
a large quantity of blood squirting out of his penis

a large quantity of blood squirting out of his penis

a large quantity of blood squirting out of his penis

howmanyarethere.net
2012-08-31 08:34:22 AM
1 votes:
degloved penis

Oh Lawd. It's gonna be that kind of Friday.
2012-08-31 08:28:02 AM
1 votes:
*skims over thread*

WELL I"M AWAKE!
2012-08-31 08:21:05 AM
1 votes:
media.tumblr.com
2012-08-31 07:16:40 AM
1 votes:

Lone Stranger: [ic.pics.livejournal.com image 382x500]

[ic.pics.livejournal.com image 660x484] 

Eat up!


Wow, it's like that was made for this thread :)
2012-08-31 06:45:22 AM
1 votes:
arrest him. he obviously tried to rape her (really hard)
2012-08-31 06:44:21 AM
1 votes:
I don't know if this has been mentioned, but that must have been some tight poooosy.
2012-08-31 06:06:10 AM
1 votes:

Gawdzila: tinfoil-hat maggie: Gawdzila: tinfoil-hat maggie: I wont even say say what that looks like to me right now.

French Tickler?

Heh, not quite, let's just say I was wondering why they had multiple strings and loose threads :)

LOL. I like my version better, it's sexier ;)


Oh, so that's what I've been doing wrong all this time :)
/And really you said sexy during a thread about degloving, that's hard core :)
2012-08-31 05:39:06 AM
1 votes:

Gawdzila: tinfoil-hat maggie: BronyMedic: tinfoil-hat maggie: That's a thing really? I had no idea. O_o

Looks like E. Coli

[dco.gl.ciw.edu image 343x418]

I wont even say say what that looks like to me right now.

French Tickler?


Heh, not quite, let's just say I was wondering why they had multiple strings and loose threads :)
2012-08-31 05:13:31 AM
1 votes:
what the hell?!

/backs slowly out of thread
2012-08-31 04:30:11 AM
1 votes:

Medic Zero: Anyone else spot the ad on the article?

" Virilis Pro male enhancement supplement. (Amazon) "



No those are targeted ads, so now we know what your browser history contains at least 8-)
2012-08-31 04:09:37 AM
1 votes:

BronyMedic: Gyrfalcon: I don't know, but can we please get off it?

Wait...that's not right...

[scranton.mylittlefacewhen.com image 320x179]


You're scaring me, doc.

I like that in a man.
2012-08-31 04:00:22 AM
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: I don't know, but can we please get off it?

Wait...that's not right...


scranton.mylittlefacewhen.com
2012-08-31 03:15:15 AM
1 votes:

Mad_Radhu: I actually had a small bout of hematospermia when I was in my 20s, and I got an infection in my epididymis. There are few things scarier for a young man than suddenly cumming blood one day.


i16.photobucket.com ?
2012-08-31 03:14:42 AM
1 votes:

Paris1127: Summer Glau's Love Slave: [www.ne.jp image 350x526]
The injured "unit" will have to remain immobilized throughout the long recovery process.

Penis gourds?


You should see my Mom's.
2012-08-31 02:36:35 AM
1 votes:

LordOfThePings: tinfoil-hat maggie: And then serve it with green beans! I hate it when that happens!

That's a thing really? I had no idea. O_o

Which part? No, I don't believe green beans exist. I've never seen one in person.


Yea, it was the green beans that freaked me out :)
2012-08-31 02:35:33 AM
1 votes:

BronyMedic: tinfoil-hat maggie: That's a thing really? I had no idea. O_o

Looks like E. Coli

[dco.gl.ciw.edu image 343x418]


I wont even say say what that looks like to me right now.
2012-08-31 02:32:23 AM
1 votes:
This thread didn't happen. This thread didn't happen. This thread didn't happen.
2012-08-31 02:32:03 AM
1 votes:

tinfoil-hat maggie: And then serve it with green beans! I hate it when that happens!

That's a thing really? I had no idea. O_o


Which part? No, I don't believe green beans exist. I've never seen one in person.
2012-08-31 02:31:02 AM
1 votes:

tinfoil-hat maggie: That's a thing really? I had no idea. O_o


Looks like E. Coli

dco.gl.ciw.edu
2012-08-31 02:29:17 AM
1 votes:

LordOfThePings: I hate it when I thread spaghetti through my penis, and then boil it.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 300x400][www.freemontsoffice.com image 533x400] 

And then serve it with green beans! I hate it when that happens!


That's a thing really? I had no idea. O_o
2012-08-31 02:21:59 AM
1 votes:
static.prtst.net
Taken just moments before the "dreadful degloving."
2012-08-31 02:19:16 AM
1 votes:
remember, kids, if the glove don't fit you must acquit
2012-08-31 02:07:34 AM
1 votes:

LordOfThePings: DORMAMU: I see you & raise you:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/24/asexual-mao-sugiyama-cooks-s e rves-own-genitals_n_1543307.html

/stir fry anyone?

What.... it's just a ball of clay.


Sorry. lookked like a liquid nitrogen frozen mammal teste dropped on the floor.

\carr on
2012-08-31 02:05:32 AM
1 votes:

Summer Glau's Love Slave: [www.oddpic.com image 443x437]
Artists depiction of the accident.


t1.gstatic.com

Close up of the malfunction
2012-08-31 01:55:32 AM
1 votes:

911Jenny: Which leads me to...can you even pee and um, finish, at the same time?


Some men can, but it's not a true orgasm. Certain parts of the male anatomy, when stimulated, can cause bladder spasms which can make you pee. When you have a true orgasm, that little sphincter at the base of your bladder slams shut. Certain things, like sounding or catheter play, can cause you to pee with an orgasm, because they're physically stinting the bladder open.

Women, on the other hand, can most definitely pee and have an orgasm. It's one of the reasons women can "squirt"

/how did we get on THIS?!
2012-08-31 01:53:32 AM
1 votes:
To answer your question, i refer you to the link you swatted bronymedic on the nose for.

As for your slashie, i will quote the venerable & wise Robin Williams:

GOD GAVE MAN TWO HEADS! BUT ONLY ENOUGH BLOOD TO USE ONE AT A TIME!
2012-08-31 01:53:32 AM
1 votes:

Summer Glau's Love Slave: [fc09.deviantart.net image 350x466]
What a Bloody Sanchez may look like.

/Lookee at what I invented.


I farking hate everyone here, especially you, SGLS, you take a horrible thread and make it even worse. You are a very bad person.
2012-08-31 01:48:38 AM
1 votes:

BronyMedic: DORMAMU: areful, based on that link you might have given him an orgasm..

WAIT, WHAT?!



Watersports aren't my bag, baby!


I was referring to the rolled up paper swatting of your nose!

/Not a do it yourself log flume.
2012-08-31 01:46:50 AM
1 votes:
fc09.deviantart.net
What a Bloody Sanchez may look like.

/Lookee at what I invented.
2012-08-31 01:42:48 AM
1 votes:

911Jenny: BronyMedic: 911Jenny: Wait....you can piss and fap at the same time?

You can do a lot of things and fap at the same time. If you talk to people with certain Fetishes, to them it actually feels like an orgasm.

I am not clicking any of your links.

No. *slaps your nose with a rolled up paper* NO. BAD!


Careful, based on that link you might have given him an orgasm...
2012-08-31 01:41:59 AM
1 votes:

DORMAMU: what happens when you piss while fapping?


www.thehosedown.com
2012-08-31 01:41:43 AM
1 votes:

911Jenny: Wait....you can piss and fap at the same time?


Think of it as a hand cocked sprinkler...
2012-08-31 01:40:47 AM
1 votes:

Oznog: BronyMedic: knbber2: WTF is degloving a penis????

*shudder*

Prepare for nightmare fuel.

A degloving injury is a type of avulsion in which an extensive section of skin is completely torn off the underlying tissue, severing its blood supply. It is named by analogy to the process of removing a glove. Degloved skin is effectively dead.

This is what a degloving injury to the penis, secondary to an underlying disease process, looks like. Not safe for work, sanity if you're a male, and not for lunch.

That's not what he's describing in TFA.

It's a terrifying yet completely reasonable, safe surgical technique where they cut the skin in a ring behind the glans and slide it down towards the abdomen. The blood supply and nerves are basically safe because they're not separated from the base and it exposes the entire length of internal junk for repair with a minimum of cutting, stitching, scarring. It is the procedure used for any "broken penis" injury AFAIK.

TFA: Emergency room doctors had to "deglove" Carter's penis in order to repair it, rendering him unable to have sex or future children, Carter claimed.
Well, not from THIS procedure.


SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP
2012-08-31 01:40:31 AM
1 votes:

BronyMedic: 911Jenny: Wait....you can piss and fap at the same time?

You can do a lot of things and fap at the same time. If you talk to people with certain Fetishes, to them it actually feels like an orgasm.


I am not clicking any of your links.

No. *slaps your nose with a rolled up paper* NO. BAD!
2012-08-31 01:38:50 AM
1 votes:

Omahawg: go ahead and think about the noise a hungry fat man makes when he sucks up a coconut cream pie through a straw.

think about that

degloving

yes yes


You are just sick, sad and wrong.

I read your comment to Mr. Witch and he is holding his junk and laughing like a madman.
2012-08-31 01:38:29 AM
1 votes:
FTA On its website, the company says VirilisPro is "made with only natural ingredients to prevent harmful side effects."

He can't have kids anymore, so I guess they're right.
2012-08-31 01:38:17 AM
1 votes:
Is there a gif of it?
2012-08-31 01:37:46 AM
1 votes:

Grestep: Salem Witch: LowbrowDeluxe: penis de-gloving? Closed urethra? Retrograde ejaculation?!?!? SO MANY MEDICAL TERMS I DIDN'T KNOW I HATED

What in the ever loving jeebus is Retrograde Ejaculation?

/The Mr. asked if it came with fuzzy dice-balls.

Semen goes into the bladder instead of out the penis.


Subby`s mom was so nasty, the sperm retreated to a fall bac position?
2012-08-31 01:34:51 AM
1 votes:

puckhead: there's a Peter North joke in there somewhere


I was just cruising the Foobies tab, but needless to say this thread has given me a serious case of peter south.
2012-08-31 01:32:36 AM
1 votes:

BronyMedic: Brytanica1: There are several of you that I hate right now. A fiery, burning hatred, as if my testicles had been dipped in kerosene and set on fire.

Here, have a degloved Banana.


You are a bad person, and you should feel bad.
2012-08-31 01:30:54 AM
1 votes:
My whole vaginer rigging has curled up into my body.

Why? WHY????
2012-08-31 01:22:54 AM
1 votes:
That was one difficult article to read, particularly curled up in a fetal position, quivering in fear, with tears of horror streaming from my eyes.
2012-08-31 01:20:58 AM
1 votes:
well he never said he was with a female OR a male. Could have been with a pineapple OR he could have been doing one of those penis hole insertions i see are popular on the internet, or so I have heard.
some one want to Google that for me>
2012-08-31 01:12:39 AM
1 votes:

Brytanica1: There are several of you that I hate right now. A fiery, burning hatred, as if my testicles had been dipped in kerosene and set on fire.


You should get that checked out. It could be eggplant scrotum.

/ They're going to have to peel your junk like an overripe banana.
2012-08-31 01:10:51 AM
1 votes:
There are several of you that I hate right now. A fiery, burning hatred, as if my testicles had been dipped in kerosene and set on fire.
2012-08-31 01:06:19 AM
1 votes:

BronyMedic: This is what a degloving injury to the penis, secondary to an underlying disease process, looks like. Not safe for work, sanity if you're a male, and not for lunch.


slurmed.com
2012-08-31 01:04:21 AM
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I can't fap to this.

Or can I? Hmm...
2012-08-31 01:04:10 AM
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OK, am I the only one who's concerned that he bought this stuff at a freaking gas station? Who the hell trusts medication -- penis medication, at that -- from a Chevron?!
2012-08-31 01:02:17 AM
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blackwhiteandredposters.files.wordpress.com
2012-08-31 01:01:26 AM
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Abox: If you click that link, go straight to a psychiatrist.


/didn't click the link 
//seriously...what is wrong with you, posting what you've described.


I WARNED YOU! I WARNED YOU THAT IT WAS GRAPHIC. HORRIBLE. BAD. BARBERA STREISAND CONCERT BAD.

The human body is a disgusting thing!

The One True TheDavid: BronyMedic:


This is what a degloving injury to the penis, secondary to an underlying disease process, looks like. Not safe for work, sanity if you're a male, and not for lunch.

That was one link I am not going to click.

You've already proven you're more of a man than I am, BronyMedic. Now you've bested most of the male Farkers.

We should send you money and beg you to stop.


I was debating on posting that or not. There were much more bloody images to choose from, and a simple Google search can easily take you to them. The human body is a disgusting thing when injured.
2012-08-31 12:57:22 AM
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I just want to throw some more hate on subby for submitting this, and the mods for greenlighting it, right before bedtime for most of us here in the US.
2012-08-31 12:48:33 AM
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Stick it in her pooper.
2012-08-31 12:40:00 AM
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jbc: propasaurus: jbc: How does he see that during intercourse? Was he balls deep into a sandwich bag? Jellyfish? Plastc soda bottle? The chubby country singer in the iced tea commercial?

You realize 'intercourse' isn't just the"in" stroke, right?

You realize you don't pull all the way out to inspect it with a mirror on the "out" stroke? At that point, intercourse was decidedly his past, not his present.


Maybe you don't. I keep an eye on it at all times.
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-08-30 11:51:54 PM
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How does he see that during intercourse? Was he balls deep into a sandwich bag? Jellyfish? Plastc soda bottle? The chubby country singer in the iced tea commercial?
2012-08-30 11:20:58 PM
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WTF is degloving a penis????

*shudder*
 
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