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(ABC)   "Later, during intercourse, he had 'significant pain and observed a large quantity of blood squirting out of his penis onto the sheets, walls and mirror'"   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 283
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2012-08-31 05:54:24 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Gawdzila: tinfoil-hat maggie: I wont even say say what that looks like to me right now.

French Tickler?

Heh, not quite, let's just say I was wondering why they had multiple strings and loose threads :)


LOL. I like my version better, it's sexier ;)
 
2012-08-31 05:54:34 AM

JohnnyApocalypse: So anyone else mention the total bullshiat to the story? Urologists stating that the bloody spray accident was totally unlikely, that a degloving as an ER event, also totally unlikely.

And I'd like to add, the supplement being the likely cause, also unlikely. How many of these "all natural" penis enhancement pills work? I mean really? I think it's funny though, since in order to mount a credible defense, the defendants will have to admit that their pills have only a placebo effect at best.


A degloving IS done as part of a surgical treatment. It is gonna be a urologist IN the ER, but not by your standard ER doctors. I'm assuming it'd be done when he's under anesthesia so the exact gore of the procedure isn't relevant, he went in with an "eggplant penis" in imminent danger of never working again and woke up with some stitches, swelling going down,color returning to normal, and a good prognosis. Who cares what had to be done in between?

Like any medical treatment, the point is to "make it better", it doesn't keep him from having children, WTF was that even saying.
 
2012-08-31 06:02:45 AM

Oznog: Like any medical treatment, the point is to "make it better", it doesn't keep him from having children, WTF was that even saying.


Uh, I think if that ever happened to me, I'd be so mentally scarred, I wouldn't have sex for a long time, which would certainly prevent me from having children for a while.
 
2012-08-31 06:06:10 AM

Gawdzila: tinfoil-hat maggie: Gawdzila: tinfoil-hat maggie: I wont even say say what that looks like to me right now.

French Tickler?

Heh, not quite, let's just say I was wondering why they had multiple strings and loose threads :)

LOL. I like my version better, it's sexier ;)


Oh, so that's what I've been doing wrong all this time :)
/And really you said sexy during a thread about degloving, that's hard core :)
 
2012-08-31 06:09:09 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: /And really you said sexy during a thread about degloving, that's hard core :)


Again, fetishes. Internet. I'm sure there are some people who can't even get off without mutilating their own genitals.
 
2012-08-31 06:09:19 AM
Came here for.....well, I'm not sure.

Leaving nauseated.
 
2012-08-31 06:10:45 AM

GranoblasticMan: Uh, I think if that ever happened to me, I'd be so mentally scarred, I wouldn't have sex for a long time, which would certainly prevent me from having children for a while.


That's why we give you the good drugs.

images.chemistdirect.co.uk

www.multinet.no
 
2012-08-31 06:15:18 AM

BronyMedic: That's why we give you the good drugs.


Yes sir. Sign me up!
 
2012-08-31 06:23:35 AM

Hale-Bopp: This thread didn't happen. This thread didn't happen. This thread didn't happen.


I suspect its epic-ness will become legendary.
 
2012-08-31 06:23:43 AM

MayContainHorseGluten: OK, am I the only one who's concerned that he bought this stuff at a freaking gas station? Who the hell trusts medication -- penis medication, at that -- from a Chevron?!


this, This, and THIS!!!

Didn't even read page 2 of TFA, I'd had enough by then. If you're weener is shooting blood, you are definitely doing it wrong.
 
2012-08-31 06:24:20 AM

BronyMedic: GranoblasticMan: Uh, I think if that ever happened to me, I'd be so mentally scarred, I wouldn't have sex for a long time, which would certainly prevent me from having children for a while.

That's why we give you the good drugs.


Special K and Michael Jackson juice ftw! Conscious sedation is a funny thing.
 
2012-08-31 06:30:46 AM
There, after "initial exploratory surgery," doctors allegedly "degloved," or removed the skin from the penis, and repaired his urethra, which had "separated completely."

Christ on a unicycle.
 
2012-08-31 06:32:24 AM

GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: /And really you said sexy during a thread about degloving, that's hard core :)

Again, fetishes. Internet. I'm sure there are some people who can't even get off without mutilating their own genitals.


LOL, oh O_o well that makes sense I guess
 
2012-08-31 06:32:29 AM
Was he listening to Cannibal Corpse?
 
2012-08-31 06:34:02 AM

Nick Nostril: There, after "initial exploratory surgery," doctors allegedly "degloved," or removed the skin from the penis, and repaired his urethra, which had "separated completely."

Christ on a unicycle.


In otherwords, this.

img.gawkerassets.com
 
2012-08-31 06:44:21 AM
I don't know if this has been mentioned, but that must have been some tight poooosy.
 
2012-08-31 06:45:22 AM
arrest him. he obviously tried to rape her (really hard)
 
2012-08-31 06:47:04 AM

propasaurus: This should go without saying, but you really do NOT want to GIS 'penile degloving.'


why not? (type, type)...WTF?? I'm done.
 
2012-08-31 06:47:56 AM
Sat down to read some Fark and managed to stub my toe in the process. Doesn't really hurt but has that throb going on. It'll probably be a little sore tomorrow. What a horrible day.

So what's this story about?
/Goes off to read TFA
 
2012-08-31 06:50:47 AM
ic.pics.livejournal.com

ic.pics.livejournal.com 

Eat up!
 
2012-08-31 06:54:06 AM
So who else used the off-hand to protect their jewels while RTFA?
 
2012-08-31 07:02:07 AM

DeltaPunch: DORMAMU: what happens when you piss while fapping?

[www.thehosedown.com image 350x350]


As we used to say in the fire department "If you can't reach the fire, reel out more hose."

Did you hear about the man with five penises? His pants fit him like a glove.
 
2012-08-31 07:16:40 AM

Lone Stranger: [ic.pics.livejournal.com image 382x500]

[ic.pics.livejournal.com image 660x484] 

Eat up!


Wow, it's like that was made for this thread :)
 
2012-08-31 07:20:26 AM
Five comments in... Backs out of thread

/smaller than I was
 
2012-08-31 07:20:37 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: /And really you said sexy during a thread about degloving, that's hard core :)


Lol, yeah I'm pretty hard core ;)
Although TBH I was thinking about you and french ticklers, not... that other thing.

/*shudder*
 
2012-08-31 07:25:41 AM
Looks like someone got The Gush (NSFW)
 
2012-08-31 07:27:01 AM

Gawdzila: Although TBH I was thinking about you and french ticklers, not... that other thing.


You don't like a little CBT?
 
2012-08-31 07:32:19 AM

Gawdzila: tinfoil-hat maggie: /And really you said sexy during a thread about degloving, that's hard core :)

Lol, yeah I'm pretty hard core ;)
Although TBH I was thinking about you and french ticklers, not... that other thing.

/*shudder*


I hope you're drinking as much as I am right now because you just called me TBH, oh I know I make lot's of typo's but really :)
 
2012-08-31 07:33:38 AM
Puts the maker of Virilis in a rather uncomfortable position. Now they may be forced to defend themselves by admitting that this natural treatment is complete bullshiat.
 
2012-08-31 07:40:12 AM
Stop greenlighting these!!!! My little fireman screamed and crawled so far back into my abdominal cavity that I'm gonna to need an exorcism to get it back.
 
2012-08-31 07:49:17 AM

Captain PTMB: Stop greenlighting these!!!! My little fireman screamed and crawled so far back into my abdominal cavity that I'm gonna to need an exorcism to get it back.


I don't understand :)
simpleginger.com
 
2012-08-31 07:54:36 AM
Wow man...it just really sucks to be him. I'm so glad I ain't him.
 
2012-08-31 07:55:13 AM
I'm sorry, could you all repeat your comments? I couldn't hear them over the sound of my D I C K SCREAMING!!!
 
hej
2012-08-31 07:57:55 AM
Jesus christ why the fark did I click on this link?
 
2012-08-31 07:58:33 AM

BronyMedic: GranoblasticMan: Uh, I think if that ever happened to me, I'd be so mentally scarred, I wouldn't have sex for a long time, which would certainly prevent me from having children for a while.

That's why we give you the good drugs.

[images.chemistdirect.co.uk image 250x250]

[www.multinet.no image 312x312]


mmmmmmmm, Milk of Amnesia.....
 
2012-08-31 08:21:05 AM
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-31 08:24:33 AM

DORMAMU: LordOfThePings:

I see you & raise you:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/24/asexual-mao-sugiyama-cooks-s e rves-own-genitals_n_1543307.html

/stir fry anyone?


Dude, I thought every weird thing I'd ever seen or heard could be covered with the phrase WTF....until now. I'm not sure there is a phrase powerful enough to cover that.
 
2012-08-31 08:26:54 AM
 
2012-08-31 08:28:02 AM
*skims over thread*

WELL I"M AWAKE!
 
2012-08-31 08:34:22 AM
degloved penis

Oh Lawd. It's gonna be that kind of Friday.
 
2012-08-31 08:42:40 AM
Summer Glau's Love Slave: [www.oddpic.com image 443x437]
Artists depiction of the accident.


I am emailing that to my father!!
 
2012-08-31 09:09:57 AM

Gawdzila: On its website, the company says VirilisPro is "made with only natural ingredients to prevent harmful side effects."

Natural:
[farm4.static.flickr.com image 500x333]

Natural:
[www.toxinfo.org image 500x526]

Natural:
[www.hotelclub.com image 440x330]

Natural:
[www.webelements.com image 320x240]
[www.thunderhealing.com image 320x240]

Natural:
[www.hotelclub.com image 440x330]

Natural:
[farm8.staticflickr.com image 440x587]


lets not forget that a lot of those are organic as well.
 
2012-08-31 09:20:56 AM
Eggplant penis = something racial, I am sure.

Also, article says "He alleged that when he purchased the supplement, the store [Chevron gas station] clerk suggested the product as "natural and safe." Well, at least he consulted with a professional prior to his purchase.
 
2012-08-31 09:22:25 AM

Gordon Bennett: ToxicMunkee: I passed out and I don't even have a penis.


At this point I would like to make some sort of comment about being able to lend you one several times in rapid succession but my eyes are still watering from the article and my body is involuntarily curled up in defence.

freewill: Brytanica1: There are several of you that I hate right now. A fiery, burning hatred, as if my testicles had been dipped in kerosene and set on fire.

You should get that checked out. It could be eggplant scrotum.

/ They're going to have to peel your junk like an overripe banana set of grapes.


/FTFY
 
2012-08-31 09:23:01 AM
I'm a bit surprised no one has picked up on one of the parties named in the lawsuit is:
Solid Rock Worship Company
WTF?
 
2012-08-31 09:24:06 AM
Why the hell were their two quotes in my posting when I only clicked on one to reply to? Sorry for the confusion Gordon Bennett.
 
2012-08-31 09:26:06 AM
Sucks to be this guy, but he has proven no link between the Virilis supplement and the injury. Maybe he should sue Chevron, since the injury ocurred shortly after he visited one of their gas stations. Correlation does not equal causation.
 
2012-08-31 09:26:14 AM
Why is it called a fracture? There is no bone or cartilage ..... isn't this a hemorrhage? A rupture? A million things but not a fracture?
 
2012-08-31 09:46:50 AM
a large quantity of blood squirting out of his penis

a large quantity of blood squirting out of his penis

a large quantity of blood squirting out of his penis

howmanyarethere.net
 
2012-08-31 09:48:21 AM

Mad_Radhu: I actually had a small bout of hematospermia when I was in my 20s, and I got an infection in my epididymis. There are few things scarier for a young man than suddenly cumming blood one day.


You should have stopped fapping after the fifth round Champ. Also, add lube, slow down, and loosen your grip to avoid a Heat Stroke.

/the more you know
 
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