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(ABC)   "Later, during intercourse, he had 'significant pain and observed a large quantity of blood squirting out of his penis onto the sheets, walls and mirror'"   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 283
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2012-08-31 02:09:34 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: this thread is not making me happy.

Why? I'm laughing my ass off, sorry degloving my ass :)


LOL..



WTH am I still on this thread?????
 
2012-08-31 02:10:16 AM  

911Jenny: Now Im going to ask my boyfriend if he has accidentally peed-za'd when he meant to French fry.

Or maybe I dont want to know.

No....I do.


Dont forget to post his answer!
 
2012-08-31 02:11:03 AM  
SGLS, props on QOW :D - I always think of that one when the phrase comes up.
 
2012-08-31 02:11:26 AM  

DORMAMU: Summer Glau's Love Slave: [www.oddpic.com image 443x437]
Artists depiction of the accident.



Close up of the malfunction


You are terrible people... I love you.
 
2012-08-31 02:11:39 AM  
I will. He's on his way over right now.
 
2012-08-31 02:18:16 AM  
img19.imageshack.us

3.bp.blogspot.com

www.comfytummy.com

Degloving conundrum?
 
2012-08-31 02:19:16 AM  
remember, kids, if the glove don't fit you must acquit
 
2012-08-31 02:20:06 AM  

socially inept was taken: and i didn't think this could get anymore disturbing....huh.
/you're quite the fountain of information aren't you?


You learn things when you work around people who are notorious for being complete, kinky freaks in their private lives - Nurses and other Healthcare workers.

/That, and a lot of abnormal psych coursework on human sexuality.
//Different strokes for different folks. It's all ok as long as it's consensual and not causing undue distress to someone else.
 
2012-08-31 02:21:59 AM  
static.prtst.net
Taken just moments before the "dreadful degloving."
 
2012-08-31 02:22:20 AM  

Uglybarnacle: [img19.imageshack.us image 640x480]

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

[www.comfytummy.com image 500x333]

Degloving conundrum?


I'm so very scared, I'm going to bed for my Nightmare, Sleep tight boys!
 
2012-08-31 02:22:51 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-31 02:23:29 AM  

Strongbeerrules: Was the mirror on the ceiling?


The pink champagne was on ice.
 
2012-08-31 02:24:26 AM  
I hate it when I thread spaghetti through my penis, and then boil it.

2.bp.blogspot.comwww.freemontsoffice.com 

And then serve it with green beans! I hate it when that happens!
 
2012-08-31 02:25:40 AM  
My girlfrend does kgeels but i never had this problm..
 
2012-08-31 02:27:00 AM  
I was going to say "AHHHHHH!" for as long as it took for me to not be horrified anymore, but then I realized the "H" key would break, the keyboard would cease functioning, the house would decay beyond habitability, and the Sun would expand and swallow the solar system before that happened.

/AHHHHHHH
 
2012-08-31 02:29:17 AM  

LordOfThePings: I hate it when I thread spaghetti through my penis, and then boil it.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 300x400][www.freemontsoffice.com image 533x400] 

And then serve it with green beans! I hate it when that happens!


That's a thing really? I had no idea. O_o
 
2012-08-31 02:31:02 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: That's a thing really? I had no idea. O_o


Looks like E. Coli

dco.gl.ciw.edu
 
2012-08-31 02:32:03 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: And then serve it with green beans! I hate it when that happens!

That's a thing really? I had no idea. O_o


Which part? No, I don't believe green beans exist. I've never seen one in person.
 
2012-08-31 02:32:23 AM  
This thread didn't happen. This thread didn't happen. This thread didn't happen.
 
2012-08-31 02:35:01 AM  

ToxicMunkee: I passed out and I don't even have a penis.


i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-08-31 02:35:33 AM  

BronyMedic: tinfoil-hat maggie: That's a thing really? I had no idea. O_o

Looks like E. Coli

[dco.gl.ciw.edu image 343x418]


I wont even say say what that looks like to me right now.
 
2012-08-31 02:36:35 AM  

LordOfThePings: tinfoil-hat maggie: And then serve it with green beans! I hate it when that happens!

That's a thing really? I had no idea. O_o

Which part? No, I don't believe green beans exist. I've never seen one in person.


Yea, it was the green beans that freaked me out :)
 
2012-08-31 02:39:57 AM  

BizarreMan: If you're a 29 year old male who feels the need to take penile enhancement supplements, you have issues before it breaks.


Amen to that!
 
2012-08-31 02:44:09 AM  
www.ne.jp
The injured "unit" will have to remain immobilized throughout the long recovery process.
 
2012-08-31 02:48:57 AM  
I actually had a small bout of hematospermia when I was in my 20s, and I got an infection in my epididymis. There are few things scarier for a young man than suddenly cumming blood one day.
 
2012-08-31 02:52:31 AM  
"If it's nae Scottish, it's crrrrrrrrrap!"
 
2012-08-31 02:59:15 AM  

Mad_Radhu: I actually had a small bout of hematospermia when I was in my 20s, and I got an infection in my epididymis. There are few things scarier for a young man than suddenly cumming blood one day.


Peeling the skin off your penis and exposing all the underlying muscle and vein tissue?
 
2012-08-31 03:06:30 AM  
Told you he was hardcore...

/*shudder*

Summer Glau's Love Slave: [www.ne.jp image 350x526]
The injured "unit" will have to remain immobilized throughout the long recovery process.


Penis gourds?
 
2012-08-31 03:07:39 AM  
I don't know whats worse, the story or the fact that the old lady started giggling like a demented chucky doll after she read it
 
2012-08-31 03:11:55 AM  
God damnit, I'm so drunk and laughing hysterically at the comments is the only thing keeping me from crying in a corner for eternity.

/masturbated before finishing this thread. Just in case it was the last time, ya know.
 
2012-08-31 03:14:42 AM  

Paris1127: Summer Glau's Love Slave: [www.ne.jp image 350x526]
The injured "unit" will have to remain immobilized throughout the long recovery process.

Penis gourds?


You should see my Mom's.
 
2012-08-31 03:15:15 AM  

Mad_Radhu: I actually had a small bout of hematospermia when I was in my 20s, and I got an infection in my epididymis. There are few things scarier for a young man than suddenly cumming blood one day.


i16.photobucket.com ?
 
2012-08-31 03:22:40 AM  
i52.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-31 03:27:03 AM  
www.causticsodapodcast.com

It sounds like the guys who did the blood spray for Kill Bill testing out their new gear.
 
2012-08-31 03:48:40 AM  

BronyMedic: 911Jenny: Which leads me to...can you even pee and um, finish, at the same time?

Some men can, but it's not a true orgasm. Certain parts of the male anatomy, when stimulated, can cause bladder spasms which can make you pee. When you have a true orgasm, that little sphincter at the base of your bladder slams shut. Certain things, like sounding or catheter play, can cause you to pee with an orgasm, because they're physically stinting the bladder open.

Women, on the other hand, can most definitely pee and have an orgasm. It's one of the reasons women can "squirt"

/how did we get on THIS?!


I don't know, but can we please get off it?

Wait...that's not right...
 
2012-08-31 03:51:07 AM  

DORMAMU: 911Jenny: Now Im going to ask my boyfriend if he has accidentally peed-za'd when he meant to French fry.

Or maybe I dont want to know.

No....I do.

Dont forget to post his answer!


Me: Hi Honey. Have you ever peed inside of me?
Him: WTF???

He said no, never. And that it hurts to pee if he's at more than half mast.

He asked what made me ask this and I mentioned degloving and people on the Internet. He shook his head and we sang "Piss on You".

The end.
 
2012-08-31 03:55:48 AM  
I thought that he was automatically degloved when he watched that clip of the four harpies on The View.
 
2012-08-31 04:00:22 AM  

Gyrfalcon: I don't know, but can we please get off it?

Wait...that's not right...


scranton.mylittlefacewhen.com
 
2012-08-31 04:09:37 AM  

BronyMedic: Gyrfalcon: I don't know, but can we please get off it?

Wait...that's not right...

[scranton.mylittlefacewhen.com image 320x179]


You're scaring me, doc.

I like that in a man.
 
2012-08-31 04:10:05 AM  

clevershark: [NSFL+NSFW] Here is a medical abstract showing an extreme case of penile degloving. [NSFL+NSFW]


Oh dear lord, I should know better than to click by now!

UGH!
 
2012-08-31 04:16:03 AM  
Anyone else spot the ad on the article?

" Virilis Pro male enhancement supplement. (Amazon) "
 
2012-08-31 04:30:11 AM  

Medic Zero: Anyone else spot the ad on the article?

" Virilis Pro male enhancement supplement. (Amazon) "



No those are targeted ads, so now we know what your browser history contains at least 8-)
 
2012-08-31 04:31:39 AM  
What a de gloved penis may look like.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-31 04:36:42 AM  

Medic Zero: Anyone else spot the ad on the article?

" Virilis Pro male enhancement supplement. (Amazon) "


Uh, Google AdSense is seeing your history, and ......
 
2012-08-31 04:45:05 AM  

BronyMedic: knbber2: WTF is degloving a penis????

*shudder*

Prepare for nightmare fuel.

A degloving injury is a type of avulsion in which an extensive section of skin is completely torn off the underlying tissue, severing its blood supply. It is named by analogy to the process of removing a glove. Degloved skin is effectively dead.

This is what a degloving injury to the penis, secondary to an underlying disease process, looks like. Not safe for work, sanity if you're a male, and not for lunch.


Oh God...Oh God...Oh God...I'm just gonna go over here and curl up in a fetal position now.

Oh God...
 
2012-08-31 05:13:31 AM  
what the hell?!

/backs slowly out of thread
 
2012-08-31 05:18:33 AM  
So anyone else mention the total bullshiat to the story? Urologists stating that the bloody spray accident was totally unlikely, that a degloving as an ER event, also totally unlikely.

And I'd like to add, the supplement being the likely cause, also unlikely. How many of these "all natural" penis enhancement pills work? I mean really? I think it's funny though, since in order to mount a credible defense, the defendants will have to admit that their pills have only a placebo effect at best.
 
2012-08-31 05:34:31 AM  
I wish this thread would just go away and bury it's head in the bloody sand.

*shiver*
 
2012-08-31 05:35:10 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: BronyMedic: tinfoil-hat maggie: That's a thing really? I had no idea. O_o

Looks like E. Coli

[dco.gl.ciw.edu image 343x418]

I wont even say say what that looks like to me right now.


French Tickler?
 
2012-08-31 05:39:06 AM  

Gawdzila: tinfoil-hat maggie: BronyMedic: tinfoil-hat maggie: That's a thing really? I had no idea. O_o

Looks like E. Coli

[dco.gl.ciw.edu image 343x418]

I wont even say say what that looks like to me right now.

French Tickler?


Heh, not quite, let's just say I was wondering why they had multiple strings and loose threads :)
 
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