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(ABC)   "Later, during intercourse, he had 'significant pain and observed a large quantity of blood squirting out of his penis onto the sheets, walls and mirror'"   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 283
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2012-08-31 01:03:05 AM  

BizarreMan: If you're a 29 year old male who feels the need to take penile enhancement supplements, you have issues before it breaks.


THIS!
 
2012-08-31 01:04:04 AM  
Emergency room doctors had to "deglove" Carter's penis in order to repair it, rendering him unable to have sex or future children

No glove, no love.

It all makes sense now.
 
2012-08-31 01:04:10 AM  
OK, am I the only one who's concerned that he bought this stuff at a freaking gas station? Who the hell trusts medication -- penis medication, at that -- from a Chevron?!
 
2012-08-31 01:04:21 AM  
I can't fap to this.

Or can I? Hmm...
 
2012-08-31 01:04:51 AM  
That's why I insist on masterbating alone.

:(
 
2012-08-31 01:05:15 AM  
well, given what de-gloving means in terms of rat's tail...ugh gonna pass out bbiab.
 
2012-08-31 01:06:19 AM  

BronyMedic: This is what a degloving injury to the penis, secondary to an underlying disease process, looks like. Not safe for work, sanity if you're a male, and not for lunch.


slurmed.com
 
2012-08-31 01:06:41 AM  

ToxicMunkee: I passed out and I don't even have a penis.



At this point I would like to make some sort of comment about being able to lend you one several times in rapid succession but my eyes are still watering from the article and my body is involuntarily curled up in defence.
 
2012-08-31 01:07:21 AM  
FTA: "I never heard of anyone being put at a higher risk for fracture because of a prescription or an herbal drug," said Carney. "With a fracture, you typically get swelling and the penis looks like an eggplant....."

i78.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-31 01:09:36 AM  
The take away lesson here is that you have to treat your penis like its ...like its .....well, like its .....like its your damn one and only penis
/don't turn your Mr. Happy into skeletor by de-gloving it.
 
2012-08-31 01:09:50 AM  
On its website, the company says VirilisPro is "made with only natural ingredients to prevent harmful side effects."

Natural:
farm4.static.flickr.com

Natural:
www.toxinfo.org

Natural:
www.hotelclub.com

Natural:
www.webelements.com
www.thunderhealing.com

Natural:
www.hotelclub.com

Natural:
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-08-31 01:10:19 AM  
www.iconsoffright.com
 
2012-08-31 01:10:23 AM  
"There, after "initial exploratory surgery," doctors allegedly "degloved," or removed the skin from the penis, and repaired his urethra, which had "separated completely."


i486.photobucket.com
Game over, Man! GAME OVER!
 
2012-08-31 01:10:51 AM  
There are several of you that I hate right now. A fiery, burning hatred, as if my testicles had been dipped in kerosene and set on fire.
 
2012-08-31 01:12:06 AM  

Brytanica1: There are several of you that I hate right now. A fiery, burning hatred, as if my testicles had been dipped in kerosene and set on fire.


Here, have a degloved Banana.

www.foodchannel.com
 
2012-08-31 01:12:39 AM  

Brytanica1: There are several of you that I hate right now. A fiery, burning hatred, as if my testicles had been dipped in kerosene and set on fire.


You should get that checked out. It could be eggplant scrotum.

/ They're going to have to peel your junk like an overripe banana.
 
2012-08-31 01:12:41 AM  

MayContainHorseGluten: OK, am I the only one who's concerned that he bought this stuff at a freaking gas station? Who the hell trusts medication -- penis medication, at that -- from a Chevron?!


Well, he did get professional medical advice from the store clerk at the Chevron mini mart, so obviously he was right to assume he was in good hands.
 
2012-08-31 01:12:50 AM  
Okay, that's officially the most horrifying sentence I have ever read in a legitimate news story.
 
2012-08-31 01:12:50 AM  
i78.photobucket.com

♫ And if it break when it bend
You better not put it in ♪
 
2012-08-31 01:13:30 AM  

BronyMedic: Here, have a degloved Banana.


*shakes fist*
 
2012-08-31 01:13:43 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: propasaurus: This should go without saying, but you really do NOT want to GIS 'penile degloving.'

THEN WHY DO YOU PUT THESE IDEAS IN OUR HEADS?!?!?

YOU'RE BASICALLY DOING THIS TO US!!!

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]


Yes, but this way I can say "I TOLD you not to look!"
 
2012-08-31 01:15:21 AM  
You're all missing the decided victory here, one of us finally bled on one of them for a change!

He had a headache!!
 
2012-08-31 01:15:38 AM  
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2012-08-31 01:17:41 AM  

ProdigalSigh: You're all missing the decided victory here, one of us finally bled on one of them for a change!

He had a headache!!


I would willingly only have sex with menstruating women from now on if it meant I could still have sex and not having my penis degloved!
 
2012-08-31 01:18:08 AM  
Good job, subby. This needs to be headline of the year, so that we can spread the love a little wider.
 
2012-08-31 01:18:45 AM  

BronyMedic: knbber2: WTF is degloving a penis????

*shudder*

Prepare for nightmare fuel.

A degloving injury is a type of avulsion in which an extensive section of skin is completely torn off the underlying tissue, severing its blood supply. It is named by analogy to the process of removing a glove. Degloved skin is effectively dead.

This is what a degloving injury to the penis, secondary to an underlying disease process, looks like. Not safe for work, sanity if you're a male, and not for lunch.


www.trilobite.org

(I really hated eating lunch in the staff room at the nursing school I worked at when I was younger.)
 
2012-08-31 01:19:19 AM  

unyon: Vagina Dentata?

DRTFA


i1125.photobucket.com
i1125.photobucket.com


/Pics may be unrelated.
//Or not.
///I'm sick, and I want to share.
 
2012-08-31 01:20:15 AM  
twotoolscooking.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-31 01:20:58 AM  
well he never said he was with a female OR a male. Could have been with a pineapple OR he could have been doing one of those penis hole insertions i see are popular on the internet, or so I have heard.
some one want to Google that for me>
 
2012-08-31 01:21:54 AM  

BronyMedic: knbber2: WTF is degloving a penis????

*shudder*

Prepare for nightmare fuel.

A degloving injury is a type of avulsion in which an extensive section of skin is completely torn off the underlying tissue, severing its blood supply. It is named by analogy to the process of removing a glove. Degloved skin is effectively dead.

This is what a degloving injury to the penis, secondary to an underlying disease process, looks like. Not safe for work, sanity if you're a male, and not for lunch.


That's not what he's describing in TFA.

It's a terrifying yet completely reasonable, safe surgical technique where they cut the skin in a ring behind the glans and slide it down towards the abdomen. The blood supply and nerves are basically safe because they're not separated from the base and it exposes the entire length of internal junk for repair with a minimum of cutting, stitching, scarring. It is the procedure used for any "broken penis" injury AFAIK.

TFA: Emergency room doctors had to "deglove" Carter's penis in order to repair it, rendering him unable to have sex or future children, Carter claimed.
Well, not from THIS procedure.
 
2012-08-31 01:22:00 AM  
I can't make my face go back to normal. I now have a permanent look of stunned disgust mixed with horror.
 
2012-08-31 01:22:54 AM  
That was one difficult article to read, particularly curled up in a fetal position, quivering in fear, with tears of horror streaming from my eyes.
 
2012-08-31 01:23:10 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: knbber2: WTF is degloving a penis????

*shudder*

Think of the skin as the glove and everything underneath as the hand.

/you're welcome


Aaaahhh! Aaahhhh! AAAAAAHHHHH!

I am SO glad I'm not a man! OMFG!!!
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-08-31 01:23:50 AM  
mt-stage.thegrio.com
RIP
 
2012-08-31 01:24:07 AM  

MayContainHorseGluten: OK, am I the only one who's concerned that he bought this stuff at a freaking gas station? Who the hell trusts medication -- penis medication, at that -- from a Chevron?!


i71.photobucket.com

The egg salad sandwiches from their toilet's vending machine weren't bad at all. Just don't ask what kind of eggs it was.
 
2012-08-31 01:24:26 AM  

Oznog: That's not what he's describing in TFA.

It's a terrifying yet completely reasonable, safe surgical technique where they cut the skin in a ring behind the glans and slide it down towards the abdomen. The blood supply and nerves are basically safe because they're not separated from the base and it exposes the entire length of internal junk for repair with a minimum of cutting, stitching, scarring. It is the procedure used for any "broken penis" injury AFAIK.


And this, right here, is why I'll never be a urologist.

DEAR GOD, WHY. WHY DID YOU CURSE US LIKE THIS?!
 
2012-08-31 01:25:32 AM  
www.thepauperedchef.com
Who wants snacks?

/You do!
 
2012-08-31 01:27:35 AM  
What kind of coincidence is it that the doctor whose quote was the most dismissive about the claims, has the same last name as the two owners listed in the lawsuit (and the name of the company)?

/I wouldn't take any pill made by Carneys...
 
2012-08-31 01:28:53 AM  
Thank God there's an article here to get my mind off the fact that there are SPIDERS LIVING INY FACE.
 
2012-08-31 01:30:40 AM  

Oznog: BronyMedic: knbber2: WTF is degloving a penis????

*shudder*

Prepare for nightmare fuel.

A degloving injury is a type of avulsion in which an extensive section of skin is completely torn off the underlying tissue, severing its blood supply. It is named by analogy to the process of removing a glove. Degloved skin is effectively dead.

This is what a degloving injury to the penis, secondary to an underlying disease process, looks like. Not safe for work, sanity if you're a male, and not for lunch.

That's not what he's describing in TFA.

It's a terrifying yet completely reasonable, safe surgical technique where they cut the skin in a ring behind the glans and slide it down towards the abdomen. The blood supply and nerves are basically safe because they're not separated from the base and it exposes the entire length of internal junk for repair with a minimum of cutting, stitching, scarring. It is the procedure used for any "broken penis" injury AFAIK.

TFA: Emergency room doctors had to "deglove" Carter's penis in order to repair it, rendering him unable to have sex or future children, Carter claimed.
Well, not from THIS procedure.


So they skinned his shaft in a way not unlike skinning a carcass during the slaughter process...

Who wants leg o lamb?
 
2012-08-31 01:30:54 AM  
My whole vaginer rigging has curled up into my body.

Why? WHY????
 
2012-08-31 01:31:11 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: penis de-gloving? Closed urethra? Retrograde ejaculation?!?!? SO MANY MEDICAL TERMS I DIDN'T KNOW I HATED


What in the ever loving jeebus is Retrograde Ejaculation?

/The Mr. asked if it came with fuzzy dice-balls.
 
2012-08-31 01:31:17 AM  

BronyMedic: knbber2: WTF is degloving a penis????

*shudder*

Prepare for nightmare fuel.

A degloving injury is a type of avulsion in which an extensive section of skin is completely torn off the underlying tissue, severing its blood supply. It is named by analogy to the process of removing a glove. Degloved skin is effectively dead.

This is what a degloving injury to the penis, secondary to an underlying disease process, looks like. Not safe for work, sanity if you're a male, and not for lunch.


Hell, I had that happen when subby's mom gave me a blowjob. Too much teeth, but she did swallow - skin and all.
 
2012-08-31 01:31:49 AM  

Gawdzila: [mypicturedesk.com image 200x300]

/Oh god that sounds like a horror movie


That picture makes me giggle like a schoolgirl every damn time!!! I can't help it.

This whole thread has me crying from pain and from laughing.

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

/Degloving? OMGWTFBBQ no no no no no
 
2012-08-31 01:32:36 AM  

BronyMedic: Brytanica1: There are several of you that I hate right now. A fiery, burning hatred, as if my testicles had been dipped in kerosene and set on fire.

Here, have a degloved Banana.


You are a bad person, and you should feel bad.
 
2012-08-31 01:32:47 AM  

propasaurus: This should go without saying, but you really do NOT want to GIS 'penile degloving.'


You bastard.
 
2012-08-31 01:33:12 AM  

MayContainHorseGluten: OK, am I the only one who's concerned that he bought this stuff at a freaking gas station? Who the hell trusts medication -- penis medication, at that -- from a Chevron?!


The same people who buy perscirption drugs from Wal-Mart. We're all prisonors of our own device.
 
2012-08-31 01:33:32 AM  

jpschwan: What kind of coincidence is it that the doctor whose quote was the most dismissive about the claims, has the same last name as the two owners listed in the lawsuit (and the name of the company)?

/I wouldn't take any pill made by Carneys...


media.avclub.com

But can it core a apple deglove a penis?
 
2012-08-31 01:34:17 AM  

Brytanica1: You are a bad person, and you should feel bad.


I'm a wierd mixture of snickering constantly, and wincing at the pain in my loins.

On your previous comment, however:

stickerheads.com
 
2012-08-31 01:34:33 AM  

Hagbardr: Thank God there's an article here to get my mind off the fact that there are SPIDERS LIVING INY FACE.


Actually those spiders live in pores in your skin including pores in the skin of mr winky. (your face is more common).

\what happens when you touch your face then fap or piss or piss while fapping?
 
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