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(ABC)   "Later, during intercourse, he had 'significant pain and observed a large quantity of blood squirting out of his penis onto the sheets, walls and mirror'"   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 283
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2012-08-30 11:20:58 PM
WTF is degloving a penis????

*shudder*
 
2012-08-30 11:23:48 PM

knbber2: WTF is degloving a penis????

*shudder*


Think of the skin as the glove and everything underneath as the hand.

/you're welcome
 
2012-08-30 11:24:51 PM
degloving
[dēglov′ing]
Etymology: L, de + AS, glof
1 an injury to an extremity-finger, hand, arm, leg, or foot-in which the soft tissue down to the bone, including neurovascular bundles and sometimes tendons, is peeled off.
 
2012-08-30 11:26:15 PM
May this please happen to subby for visiting this horror of a story upon us.
 
2012-08-30 11:26:57 PM
"With a fracture, you typically get swelling and the penis looks like an eggplant -- purple and swollen. But blood coming out on the walls, that sounds really dramatic."

No shiat.
 
2012-08-30 11:27:06 PM
He sees a case -- called "eggplant penis" -- at least once a month.

www.mikelawton.com
 
2012-08-30 11:32:51 PM
She forgot to take out the dentata...
 
2012-08-30 11:37:13 PM
He's doing it wrong. 

/DNRTFA, natch...ewww.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-08-30 11:51:54 PM
How does he see that during intercourse? Was he balls deep into a sandwich bag? Jellyfish? Plastc soda bottle? The chubby country singer in the iced tea commercial?
 
2012-08-30 11:53:28 PM
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.

Ow.
 
2012-08-30 11:54:44 PM

2xhelix: degloving
[dēglov′ing]
Etymology: L, de + AS, glof
1 an injury to an extremity-finger, hand, arm, leg, or foot-in which the soft tissue down to the bone, including neurovascular bundles and sometimes tendons, is peeled off.


Kill me now.
 
2012-08-30 11:56:34 PM
"You never know if you are getting the real story," he said. "People are embarrassed. The real point of this story is that this is a medical emergency and you really need to come and be seen so it can be handled surgically and fixed."

No, doctor, it isn't. The real point of this story is that if this happens and I do come in to be seen, you're going to skin my penis.
 
2012-08-31 12:02:20 AM
I passed out and I don't even have a penis.
 
2012-08-31 12:04:28 AM

jbc: How does he see that during intercourse? Was he balls deep into a sandwich bag? Jellyfish? Plastc soda bottle? The chubby country singer in the iced tea commercial?


You realize 'intercourse' isn't just the"in" stroke, right?
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-08-31 12:20:07 AM

propasaurus: jbc: How does he see that during intercourse? Was he balls deep into a sandwich bag? Jellyfish? Plastc soda bottle? The chubby country singer in the iced tea commercial?

You realize 'intercourse' isn't just the"in" stroke, right?


You realize you don't pull all the way out to inspect it with a mirror on the "out" stroke? At that point, intercourse was decidedly his past, not his present.
 
2012-08-31 12:33:26 AM
Vagina Dentata?

DRTFA
 
2012-08-31 12:40:00 AM

jbc: propasaurus: jbc: How does he see that during intercourse? Was he balls deep into a sandwich bag? Jellyfish? Plastc soda bottle? The chubby country singer in the iced tea commercial?

You realize 'intercourse' isn't just the"in" stroke, right?

You realize you don't pull all the way out to inspect it with a mirror on the "out" stroke? At that point, intercourse was decidedly his past, not his present.


Maybe you don't. I keep an eye on it at all times.
 
2012-08-31 12:40:48 AM
Ahh the autumn penile bloodletting season is almost upon us.
 
2012-08-31 12:48:33 AM
Stick it in her pooper.
 
2012-08-31 12:48:36 AM
I probably shouldn't have visited this thread before bed.
 
2012-08-31 12:49:33 AM
Was the mirror on the ceiling?
 
2012-08-31 12:49:39 AM

jbc: You realize you don't pull all the way out to inspect it with a mirror on the "out" stroke? At that point, intercourse was decidedly his past, not his present.


That's a great way to sprain it.

...

Ohhhhhhh, I see.
 
2012-08-31 12:49:45 AM

Elzar: May this please happen to subby for visiting this horror of a story upon us.



No kidding. You don't submit a story like this to Fark. You stop reading at "caused his penis to fracture in a horrifying incident" and thank your stars the details of this won't be haunting you in your sleep.
 
2012-08-31 12:49:45 AM
penis de-gloving? Closed urethra? Retrograde ejaculation?!?!? SO MANY MEDICAL TERMS I DIDN'T KNOW I HATED
 
2012-08-31 12:50:03 AM
mypicturedesk.com

/Oh god that sounds like a horror movie
 
2012-08-31 12:50:56 AM
Well, there will be nightmares now.
 
2012-08-31 12:51:11 AM

Strongbeerrules: Was the mirror on the ceiling?


There was pink champagne on ice.

(Although it wasn't pink until he started squirting blood everywhere.)
 
2012-08-31 12:51:36 AM
This should go without saying, but you really do NOT want to GIS 'penile degloving.'
 
2012-08-31 12:51:59 AM
Did the doctor screw up severely? I thought people were still capable of erections and sex after having a penile fracture repaired and fully healed.
 
2012-08-31 12:52:03 AM
there's a Peter North joke in there somewhere
 
2012-08-31 12:52:13 AM
Well, it's official - I've read something more wince-inducing than Guts.

*shudder*
 
2012-08-31 12:52:39 AM
Well, he wanted to get freaky, and now he is.
 
2012-08-31 12:52:54 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: knbber2: WTF is degloving a penis????

*shudder*

Think of the skin as the glove and everything underneath as the hand.

/you're welcome


So, like a super-circumcision?

/uncut
 
2012-08-31 12:53:18 AM

knbber2: WTF is degloving a penis????

*shudder*


Prepare for nightmare fuel.

A degloving injury is a type of avulsion in which an extensive section of skin is completely torn off the underlying tissue, severing its blood supply. It is named by analogy to the process of removing a glove. Degloved skin is effectively dead.

This is what a degloving injury to the penis, secondary to an underlying disease process, looks like. Not safe for work, sanity if you're a male, and not for lunch.
 
2012-08-31 12:53:55 AM
First the dying mites exploding poop all over your face, then suppurating sweatglands, now this.

Please stop with the yucky stuff! I'm turning into a 7 year old girl over here.
 
2012-08-31 12:54:08 AM
Well, someone rolled a natural 1.
 
2012-08-31 12:54:46 AM

bdub77: Strongbeerrules: Was the mirror on the ceiling?

There was pink champagne on ice.

(Although it wasn't pink until he started squirting blood everywhere.)


Last thing I remember, I was
Bleeding profusely from my penis

Wait, that's not how that goes.
 
2012-08-31 12:54:52 AM
OH MY GOD
 
2012-08-31 12:55:57 AM

Arkanaut: bdub77: Strongbeerrules: Was the mirror on the ceiling?

There was pink champagne on ice.

(Although it wasn't pink until he started squirting blood everywhere.)

Last thing I remember, I was
Bleeding profusely from my penis

Wait, that's not how that goes.


WELCOME TO THE HOTEL PENILE DEGLOVING
 
2012-08-31 12:56:14 AM

propasaurus: This should go without saying, but you really do NOT want to GIS 'penile degloving.'


THEN WHY DO YOU PUT THESE IDEAS IN OUR HEADS?!?!?

YOU'RE BASICALLY DOING THIS TO US!!!

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-31 12:56:32 AM

BronyMedic: This is what a degloving injury to the penis, secondary to an underlying disease process, looks like. Not safe for work, sanity if you're a male, and not for lunch.



If you click that link, go straight to a psychiatrist.


/didn't click the link 
//seriously...what is wrong with you, posting what you've described.
 
2012-08-31 12:56:38 AM
BronyMedic:


This is what a degloving injury to the penis, secondary to an underlying disease process, looks like. Not safe for work, sanity if you're a male, and not for lunch.


That was one link I am not going to click.

You've already proven you're more of a man than I am, BronyMedic. Now you've bested most of the male Farkers.

We should send you money and beg you to stop.
 
2012-08-31 12:57:22 AM
I just want to throw some more hate on subby for submitting this, and the mods for greenlighting it, right before bedtime for most of us here in the US.
 
2012-08-31 12:58:51 AM
www.dailyhaha.com
 
2012-08-31 01:00:21 AM
go ahead and think about the noise a hungry fat man makes when he sucks up a coconut cream pie through a straw.

think about that

degloving

yes yes
 
2012-08-31 01:01:13 AM
Broke my penis once, it was painful and not wanted again. Glad is wasn't blood squirtingly bad.

/Out youself subby
 
2012-08-31 01:01:26 AM

Abox: If you click that link, go straight to a psychiatrist.


/didn't click the link 
//seriously...what is wrong with you, posting what you've described.


I WARNED YOU! I WARNED YOU THAT IT WAS GRAPHIC. HORRIBLE. BAD. BARBERA STREISAND CONCERT BAD.

The human body is a disgusting thing!

The One True TheDavid: BronyMedic:


This is what a degloving injury to the penis, secondary to an underlying disease process, looks like. Not safe for work, sanity if you're a male, and not for lunch.

That was one link I am not going to click.

You've already proven you're more of a man than I am, BronyMedic. Now you've bested most of the male Farkers.

We should send you money and beg you to stop.


I was debating on posting that or not. There were much more bloody images to choose from, and a simple Google search can easily take you to them. The human body is a disgusting thing when injured.
 
2012-08-31 01:01:58 AM
If you're a 29 year old male who feels the need to take penile enhancement supplements, you have issues before it breaks.
 
2012-08-31 01:02:05 AM
img78.imageshack.us

you're bending it
 
2012-08-31 01:02:17 AM
blackwhiteandredposters.files.wordpress.com
 
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