or, get in on this sort of contracting.

If they're truckers, then it least it maybe takes their minds off of strangling truck stop prostitutes.

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Senior executives giving it to a donkey... must. not. make. political. statement....

Don Penis. He'll make you an offer you cannot refuse without escalating that rape to murder.

Subby's headline made it sound like they wore aprons on their penises which would have been far, far more excellent.

I trademarked "Penis Aprons" as my band name over 17 months ago.

You'll all be hearing from my attorneys.

What is the name of the mental illness that you have that made you think this was a smashing idea?

What an independent contractor might look like:

This is so inappropriate. At my place of work we have sex with REAL donkeys.

bangmaid: This is so inappropriate. At my place of work we have sex with REAL donkeys.

I mean simulate sex.

We sure it didn't just look like a toy?

Only simulate?

BronyMedic: What is the name of the mental illness that you have that made you think this was a smashing idea?

Corporate Consultant Desperation.

I used to work at the National Civil Rights Museum. I once had to attend an 8-hour team building exercise where they left the entire museum 90% unstaffed so that they could take us all to a meeting room, make us dress in camo and plastic army helmets, give us little toy machine guns, and listen to a "tourism expert" tell us how to relate to "Pacific Rim People."

Knowing as I did from decades working in tourism that the Japanese, Chinese and Koreans feel the same kinship as cats, dogs and birds, I'd had enough.

I tossed my little plastic hat on the floor and said I was going back downstairs to take care of our guests. I said to the entire room that this so called expert, who was probably being paid more than we made in a month, didn't have a clue what she was talking about. I went downstairs and got back to work.

The meeting I was called to the next morning with the Big Boss was epic.

But I didn't get fired. Not even a reprimand.



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Next time they will only simulate sex with pineapples. It was a cooking competition, after all.

Tollface

Blame?

INeedAName: Senior executives giving it to a donkey... must. not. make. political. statement....

I resisted the impulse,, with mighty effort - and so can you.

You can't build team spirit through gimmicks where everyone's forced to participate. It has to be through real life situations and real human connection, not made-up bullshiat.

Farking stupid, prudish, uptight Americans. Oh wait! They're Aussies!?!

Anyone who was offended by these aprons is a moron with the Old Testament stuck up their ass.

http://www.smh.com.au/business/is-that-a-donkey-on-your-apron-8230-or - is-the-boss-making-an-ass-of-himself-20120829-2514u.html

Ebbelwoi: Anyone who was offended by these aprons is a moron with the Old Testament stuck up their ass.

Or maybe we don't like the thought of being forced to have simulated sex and bestiality with our fellow co-workers, and be made to feel uncomfortable around them.

But yeah, you're right. Anyone who would be offended that their boss would hand them what amounts to a strap-on and tell them to go peg a donkey while their co-workers watch is just a Religious Prude.

BronyMedic: Anyone who would be offended that their boss would hand them what amounts to a strap-on and tell them to go peg a donkey while their co-workers watch is just a Religious Prude.

If you think the aprons with the easily identifiable and iconic Renaissance masterpiece David by Michaelangelo is the same as a strap-on, then there's not much I can do to help your prudish bible-belt self. The stunt with the donkey was stupid, and a smackdown is certainly warranted. But you can buy a frickin' tote-bag with Michaelangelo's David on it, or even one of these aprons at any Museum in Florence. Quit pretending like it's something out of a pornshop.

Nuclear Panty Heist: Subby's headline made it sound like they wore aprons on their penises which would have been far, far more excellent.

I too was picturing penises with tiny little aprons on.

I guess that all that sex with sheep, farking a toy donkey is a welcome change of pace.

Just another example of the superior efficiency of the private sector.

I can't imagine how a business could be effective WITHOUT simulating bestiality.

These are the people deserving tax cuts, ReFOBS?

Ebbelwoi: If you think the aprons with the easily identifiable and iconic Renaissance masterpiece David by Michaelangelo is the same as a strap-on, then there's not much I can do to help your prudish bible-belt self. The stunt with the donkey was stupid, and a smackdown is certainly warranted. But you can buy a frickin' tote-bag with Michaelangelo's David on it, or even one of these aprons at any Museum in Florence. Quit pretending like it's something out of a pornshop.

I'm an openly pansexual, sadomasochistic furry, and an atheist.

But you're right, it's because I'm a bible belt prude. Not because context is important.