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(Fox News)   The police easily identified the 4 a.m. arsonist at the car dealership. When they arrived, he was sitting in a car adjacent to the one on fire and calmly eating from a jar of peanut butter   (foxnews.com) divider line 36
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2012-08-31 04:17:51 AM
Magic Mushrooms mix very well with peanut butter.

/Just sayin'
 
2012-08-31 06:43:45 AM
if it aint Jiff that should add a felony charge in my opinion
 
2012-08-31 06:44:45 AM
WTF? Did I grab the jar of crunchy bath salts again!
 
2012-08-31 06:48:08 AM
One day some of the kids from the neighborhood carried his mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect.
 
2012-08-31 06:52:11 AM
choosy cons choose jif
 
2012-08-31 06:52:28 AM
Choosey arsonists choose Jiff!
 
2012-08-31 06:54:11 AM
When the customer says they don't want the under-carriage treatment, by God next time listen!
 
2012-08-31 06:55:03 AM
When I think of the word "arsonist," the image that appears in my mind is something akin to "terrorist mastermind." Not just some crazy person.

In short, I think we sling arsonist around a bit too freely. Can't we call the weird ones something like firebug or burny or something?
 
2012-08-31 06:55:06 AM
Innocent until proven guilty! Don't say nothin without a lawer. Just cause they found you there, doesn't necessarily mean they can prove you did it.



/jiff ftw
//extra crunchy makes it a meal
 
2012-08-31 06:56:42 AM

othmar: if it aint Jiff that should add a felony charge in my opinion


If we're talking peanut butter (I love it) I have grown to love the natural, separated versions you can get now. I just bought a jar of some small producer's natural peanut butter and read the indredients: "Peanuts, less than 2% salt".

Take a look at the major peanut butters and you see "hydrogenated" too much.

I don't need hydrogenated peanuts, I can stir it up myself and it tastes better and richer.
Also MUCH better to cook with.
 
2012-08-31 06:56:55 AM
I remember Dan, he was the village idiot,
and though it seemed a pity, it was so.
He loved to burn down houses,
just to watch the glow...
 
2012-08-31 06:57:08 AM

casual disregard: When I think of the word "arsonist," the image that appears in my mind is something akin to "terrorist mastermind." Not just some crazy person.

In short, I think we sling arsonist around a bit too freely. Can't we call the weird ones something like firebug or burny or something?


Pyromaniac conjures up the image here.
 
2012-08-31 06:59:19 AM

SoxSweepAgain: othmar: if it aint Jiff that should add a felony charge in my opinion

If we're talking peanut butter (I love it) I have grown to love the natural, separated versions you can get now. I just bought a jar of some small producer's natural peanut butter and read the indredients: "Peanuts, less than 2% salt".

Take a look at the major peanut butters and you see "hydrogenated" too much.

I don't need hydrogenated peanuts, I can stir it up myself and it tastes better and richer.
Also MUCH better to cook with.


Trader Joe's makes the best peanut butter.
 
2012-08-31 07:00:03 AM
Some men just like to watch the world burn.
And eat peanut butter.

/damn Skippy.
 
2012-08-31 07:02:20 AM

ChubbyTiger: SoxSweepAgain: othmar: if it aint Jiff that should add a felony charge in my opinion

If we're talking peanut butter (I love it) I have grown to love the natural, separated versions you can get now. I just bought a jar of some small producer's natural peanut butter and read the indredients: "Peanuts, less than 2% salt".

Take a look at the major peanut butters and you see "hydrogenated" too much.

I don't need hydrogenated peanuts, I can stir it up myself and it tastes better and richer.
Also MUCH better to cook with.

Trader Joe's makes the best peanut butter.


It's right up there. Exceedingly good. You're right. I do a lot of peanut sauces and love toast with hot peanut butter, banana slices with a sprinkle of cinnamon and nutmeg, and Trader Joe's rules here. But there are a lot of good, simple natural peanuts-and-a-pinch-of-salt butters out there.

/The closest TJ's is too far away though.
 
2012-08-31 07:07:20 AM
One of my local groceries has a peanut butter...machine? Maker? Whatever, it's in the frouffy natural aisles Never used it, though, as it doesn't strike me as the cleanest thing ever. I used to love peanut butter cookies, but much like popcorn, I lost my taste for them years ago.
 
2012-08-31 07:08:40 AM
a boy stood on a burning deck
eating peanuts by the peck
 
2012-08-31 07:17:12 AM

The Muthaship: casual disregard: When I think of the word "arsonist," the image that appears in my mind is something akin to "terrorist mastermind." Not just some crazy person.

In short, I think we sling arsonist around a bit too freely. Can't we call the weird ones something like firebug or burny or something?

Pyromaniac conjures up the image here.


That's the same thing I think of. I can't even think of where terrorist mastermind would fall in to that, considering the brains of some major operation likely wouldn't set an isolated fire and then watch it burn.
 
2012-08-31 07:22:51 AM

DownDaRiver: Innocent until proven guilty! Don't say nothin without a lawer. Just cause they found you there, doesn't necessarily mean they can prove you did it.


Everybody knows only arsonists eat peanut butter directly from the jar.
 
2012-08-31 07:25:08 AM

LordOfThePings: DownDaRiver: Innocent until proven guilty! Don't say nothin without a lawer. Just cause they found you there, doesn't necessarily mean they can prove you did it.

Everybody knows only arsonists eat peanut butter directly from the jar.


Arsonists and other "burners".
 
2012-08-31 07:29:50 AM

SoxSweepAgain: LordOfThePings: DownDaRiver: Innocent until proven guilty! Don't say nothin without a lawer. Just cause they found you there, doesn't necessarily mean they can prove you did it.

Everybody knows only arsonists eat peanut butter directly from the jar.

Arsonists and other "burners".


Time for me to start playing with matches, I guess.
 
2012-08-31 07:30:44 AM
It's Peanut Butter Arson Time!
 
2012-08-31 07:38:09 AM

Lone Stranger: Choosey arsonists choose Jiff!


I prefer Reese's Creamy Peanut Butter, myself.
 
2012-08-31 07:43:45 AM
Crazy tree huggers prefer natural foods.
 
2012-08-31 07:58:59 AM
hardinthecity.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-31 08:09:34 AM
www.greanvillepost.com
 
2012-08-31 08:09:43 AM
Somewhere in a lonely car dealership there's a guy starting to realize that eternal fate has turned its back on him.

it's 4 a.m.
 
2012-08-31 08:12:49 AM
also,

Some Men Just Want to Watch the World Burn
 
2012-08-31 08:12:52 AM
IDK. I think there are some people, given the economy and economic outlook, who think they would be just as well served in durance vile. Here is a guy roughly local to me who just popped up with 'guilty--do me:'

Link
 
2012-08-31 08:13:23 AM
Arsonists often hang around to watch their work and some even jack off and get that extra charge as well.

/friends house got torched
//guy had his pants down on the neighbors porch rubbing one out watching
 
2012-08-31 08:16:49 AM
"C'mon, he's insane. Look. Right now he's probably dancing around in his grandma's panties, yeah, rubbing himself in peanut butter."

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-31 08:36:27 AM
Dude, next time just print flyers and put them on windshields.



/ Tom Hammond's World of Lies!
 
2012-08-31 08:48:02 AM
i.imgur.com

That's too farking high!
 
2012-08-31 10:07:42 AM
"Allen is being held at the Richland County jail. It wasn't clear if he had an attorney"

thumbs.anyclip.com
I want Ron Kuby!
 
2012-08-31 11:08:41 AM

badscooter: That's too farking high!


It was a red car, wasn't it?
 
2012-09-01 01:16:16 AM
Suspect photo:

infinitecoolness.com
 
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