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(The Sun)   It's time to take the reality show "Toddlers & Tiaras" off the air.... for the children. For the human race   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 123
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2012-08-30 07:41:15 PM
This is the final straw? Not that the cig isn't farked up but the show wasn't farked up before this?
 
2012-08-30 08:05:52 PM

Mugato: This is the final straw? Not that the cig isn't farked up but the show wasn't farked up before this?


It's been pretty messed up from the start I think. Stuff like this show and that Honey Boo Boo show have no business being on a channel called The Learning Channel.
 
2012-08-30 08:09:22 PM

effexca: Mugato: This is the final straw? Not that the cig isn't farked up but the show wasn't farked up before this?

It's been pretty messed up from the start I think. Stuff like this show and that Honey Boo Boo show have no business being on a channel called The Learning Channel.


But you do learn.

With each show, you learn just how much it's time for Humanity to step down and let the cockroaches have the planet.

/Oh, and you also learn just how uncomfortable it is to get a boner over a two-headed chick.
 
2012-08-30 08:11:55 PM
Wow. Did Olivia Newton-John really look that old in the movie Grease? Wow-za. I prefer my childhood memory of her, internet.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-08-30 08:16:15 PM

Mugato: This is the final straw? Not that the cig isn't farked up but the show wasn't farked up before this?


this.

I can`t rap my head around this at all. I mighta thought the Pretty Woman bit last year might have been enough...
This Boo Boo creatures family I would have thought would have been enough...
I get the long history of the circus freak show... with roots even further back in prison and asylum tours, but I digress....
There seem to be people that ASPIRE to be on this show. For the good of the species, this must not be allowed to continue, the people wanting to be on this show must be encouraged not to breed. Vigorously.
 
2012-08-30 08:35:07 PM
I think this is the first time i've ever supported an initiative "for the children". Destroy that show.
 
2012-08-30 09:15:37 PM

Evenbiggerknickers: Wow. Did Olivia Newton-John really look that old in the movie Grease? Wow-za. I prefer my childhood memory of her, internet.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 224x273]


She was at least 30 in Grease. Rizzo had to have been menopausal.
 
2012-08-30 09:17:47 PM
Meh,

img.photobucket.com
Sometimes things just gotta be smoked.
 
2012-08-30 09:27:44 PM

Mugato: Evenbiggerknickers: Wow. Did Olivia Newton-John really look that old in the movie Grease? Wow-za. I prefer my childhood memory of her, internet.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 224x273]

She was at least 30 in Grease. Rizzo had to have been menopausal.


Ms. Channing was 34. I was 13 and was all over the cougar thing from that moment on...
a few years later I discovered 17 year olds... that stuck for a while... but then back to the cougars...
 
2012-08-30 09:34:13 PM

Bonkthat_Again: I think this is the first time i've ever supported an initiative "for the children". Destroy that show.


Hey, gotta give the pedos something safe to jerk it to.
 
2012-08-30 09:37:24 PM
She is up to pretending to smoke 2 packs a day. Her mom says she can quit any time (people stop watching.)
 
2012-08-30 09:45:22 PM
I don't have a funtioning television anymore but when I did that was the only show I watched religiously.
 
All judgement aside, that is a pretty farking fascinating subculture. 
 
I'm also fascinate by evangelicals that dance with poisonous snakes and if they could possibly combine these two ideas like Toddlers With Tiaras With Blinding Religious Convictions with ANGRY RATTLESNAKES I would be a lifelong fan.
 
2012-08-30 09:56:15 PM
But the [toddler smoking a cigarette] move did not impress the show's judges, who blasted the "totally inappropriate" stunt.

Toddlers &Tiaras has previously shown a four-year-old wearing fake boobs, little girls dressed as drag queens and an eight-year-old learning to pole dance.


Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

This is a show where grown men judges talk about judging the little ones in bikinis, and the quality of their tans. Where hambeast mothers live vicariously through their tiny little daughters appearing to be sex kittens. Where little girls are taught to base their entire self-worth on their looks and the judges' opinion of their impersonation of sex-crazed whores.

But the cigarette... I mean, man. That's just WAY beyond the pale.
 
2012-08-30 10:21:15 PM
static.tvguide.com

OH MY GOD! That child prostitute is SMOKING!
 
2012-08-30 10:21:55 PM
Where the fark are the fathers in all of this? I don't have kids but I have a niece and without getting all internet tough guy, there would be violence and my probable arrest if this went on with her. WTF?
 
2012-08-30 10:26:03 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: But the [toddler smoking a cigarette] move did not impress the show's judges, who blasted the "totally inappropriate" stunt.

Toddlers &Tiaras has previously shown a four-year-old wearing fake boobs, little girls dressed as drag queens and an eight-year-old learning to pole dance.

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

This is a show where grown men judges talk about judging the little ones in bikinis, and the quality of their tans. Where hambeast mothers live vicariously through their tiny little daughters appearing to be sex kittens. Where little girls are taught to base their entire self-worth on their looks and the judges' opinion of their impersonation of sex-crazed whores.

But the cigarette... I mean, man. That's just WAY beyond the pale.


Exactly

I'm not one for censorship, but come on.
/did cig advertising for many years.
//ashamed of it? Not really? It was a different time. Would I do it now-a-days. NO 


/light smoker trying to quit
 
2012-08-30 10:27:12 PM

Mugato: Where the fark are the fathers in all of this?


Fapping.
 
2012-08-30 10:34:08 PM

GAT_00: Mugato: Where the fark are the fathers in all of this?

Fapping.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-08-30 10:39:57 PM

Mugato: Where the fark are the fathers in all of this?


If the fathers appear on camera at all, they are shown being obedient to their wives and look as if they just have given up. They have been so emasculated they are basically Forbidden City eunuchs.
 
2012-08-30 10:53:12 PM

sno man: I can`t rap my head around this at all.


It's probably because you white.
 
2012-08-30 10:56:30 PM

bel4sucks: sno man: I can`t rap my head around this at all.

It's probably because you white.


pasty and proud! who's with me?
 
2012-08-30 11:00:24 PM
Not long now until "The Running Man" and "Climbing for Dollars"

/not one, but two future Governors in that movie
 
2012-08-30 11:03:07 PM
Honestly. If you're watching this for any reason at all, you need to be put on a watch list.
here's other train wreck shows to ruin lives with that you can watch,
 
2012-08-30 11:03:26 PM

MarshHawk: Mugato: Where the fark are the fathers in all of this?

If the fathers appear on camera at all, they are shown being obedient to their wives and look as if they just have given up. They have been so emasculated they are basically Forbidden City eunuchs.


This. The few times I've seen the show I've noticed that pattern. The wives are aggressive hose-beasts who have their husbands by the testes. Sometimes I wonder if they caught them cheating and this is simply part of the penance. They have that broken look about them.
 
2012-08-30 11:04:49 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: This is a show where grown men judges talk about judging the little ones in bikinis, and the quality of their tans.


For what its worth, each and every male "child beauty pageant" judge has been a raging homosexual, if not an outright drag queen. There is zero chance any of them are sexual interested in a 6 year-old girl.
 
2012-08-30 11:06:06 PM

Zombie DJ: Honestly. If you're watching this for any reason at all, you need to be put on a watch list.


This
 
2012-08-30 11:10:20 PM

Guidette Frankentits: Zombie DJ: Honestly. If you're watching this for any reason at all, you need to be put on a watch list.

This


Times ten.
 
2012-08-30 11:20:51 PM

Solid Muldoon: Guidette Frankentits: Zombie DJ: Honestly. If you're watching this for any reason at all, you need to be put on a watch list.

This

Times ten.

million
 
2012-08-30 11:21:39 PM

Solid Muldoon: Guidette Frankentits: Zombie DJ: Honestly. If you're watching this for any reason at all, you need to be put on a watch list.

This

Times ten.


Well, with these modern cable-boxes, maybe that's the purpose: identify the freaks for tracking.

/where's the tinfoil.....
 
2012-08-30 11:22:10 PM

Mugato: This is the final straw? Not that the cig isn't farked up but the show wasn't farked up before this?


Hey if it goes away for this cool. I figured some pedo had abducted, molested, and partially eaten one of the kids.
 
2012-08-30 11:25:42 PM

Great Janitor: Solid Muldoon: Guidette Frankentits: Zombie DJ: Honestly. If you're watching this for any reason at all, you need to be put on a watch list.

This

Times ten.million


Oh pleeze, y'all need to get a grip and admit to fapping to ma chillun' when you is alone! Don't be judgin', carry on fappin'.

theblemish.com
 
2012-08-30 11:31:47 PM

Mugato: Evenbiggerknickers: Wow. Did Olivia Newton-John really look that old in the movie Grease? Wow-za. I prefer my childhood memory of her, internet.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 224x273]

She was at least 30 in Grease. Rizzo had to have been menopausal.


According to wikipedia, she was born in 1948, which means she would indeed have been 30 when Grease came out. Also, her grandfather was Nobel Prize-winning physicist Max Born, which I did not know. It's not really relevant to anything, but I find that interesting.
 
2012-08-30 11:34:17 PM
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2012-08-30 11:36:33 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: little girls dressed as drag queens


Un-cross dressing?
 
2012-08-30 11:39:04 PM
FTA: 'The child then sashayed around the stage, pouting and performing a sexy dance routine.'

There is so much wrong with even just this sentence.
 
2012-08-30 11:42:45 PM
i seen an episode of this show where an 11 month old girl was getting spray tanned and acrylic nails put on. Really? Also, most pageant dads on that show want to be in pageants themselves.
 
2012-08-30 11:47:11 PM

GungFu: Oh pleeze, y'all need to get a grip and admit to fapping to ma chillun' when you is alone! Don't be judgin', carry on fappin'.


um...gesundheit?
 
2012-08-30 11:49:02 PM
TLC = The Lurid Cauldron
Solution:


Step A:
www.tvgasm.com

Step B:
www.profilebrand.com
 
2012-08-30 11:51:17 PM
It is the avowed policy of this nation never to strike first with reality show cancellations.
 
2012-08-30 11:54:23 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-31 12:00:12 AM

fisker: [i.imgur.com image 197x365]


Cops, yo. Call them now.

Now!
 
2012-08-31 12:02:00 AM

phojochris: "Climbing for Dollars"


i830.photobucket.com

/was already in my photobucket
 
2012-08-31 12:04:07 AM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Hey if it goes away for this cool. I figured some pedo had abducted, molested, and partially eaten one of the kids.


So...you're saying if I abduct and eat one of those kids, I'll go to prison for the rest of my life (and probably be killed there), but T&T will go off the air?

I do this for the good of humanity.
 
2012-08-31 12:09:51 AM
No, it's not the final straw until the sex tape is released on the Internets.
 
2012-08-31 12:11:51 AM
i1097.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-31 12:17:17 AM
To be fair, I always figured this show's final straw would be a mother and a judge from the show in being charged in court for a contestant's death and the media drawing comparisons between the dead Toddlers and Tiara's contestant and Jon Benet Ramsey.
 
2012-08-31 12:24:33 AM

effexca: Mugato: This is the final straw? Not that the cig isn't farked up but the show wasn't farked up before this?

It's been pretty messed up from the start I think. Stuff like this show and that Honey Boo Boo show have no business being on a channel called The Learning Channel.


That show has taught me not to live in the south or to breed, and education is a must.
 
2012-08-31 12:27:00 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: Meh,

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Sometimes things just gotta be smoked.


OK, I have to know. What the hell am I looking at here? Is this a film?
 
2012-08-31 12:28:03 AM

fisker: [i.imgur.com image 197x365]


defuq? Is that (not counting the caption) some photoshop contest that I missed?
 
2012-08-31 12:45:13 AM

Mugato: Where the fark are the fathers in all of this?


i.imgur.com
 
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