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(Boston.com)   Not news: 31 year old goes missing from family home. News: Turns up a month later. Fark: 1000 feet away. Not news again: Turtle   (boston.com) divider line 24
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2012-08-30 08:07:13 PM
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Biv
2012-08-30 08:46:21 PM
Not bad subby
 
2012-08-30 08:49:52 PM
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"What the fark's your problem?"
 
2012-08-30 08:58:17 PM
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Crab Man approves
 
2012-08-30 09:00:24 PM
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2012-08-30 09:03:00 PM

Ianman: [www.maniacworld.com image 337x219]


5th? Really? You four slackers above that are... well, you're slackers.
 
2012-08-30 09:06:04 PM
Are there any Turtles here on Fark?

(A little curious)
 
2012-08-30 09:06:49 PM

gameshowhost: Ianman: [www.maniacworld.com image 337x219]

5th? Really? You four slackers above that are... well, you're slackers.


Hey, you know who wins this race...
 
2012-08-30 09:25:18 PM
Could have been my dad.

/he's 73 this year
//former US Army artillery so he hollersa lot
///they'd prolly find him sooner
////too bad turtles can't holler
 
2012-08-30 09:31:45 PM

Fabric_Man: Are there any Turtles here on Fark?

(A little curious)


I uses to live with a tortoise and a few turtles, if that counts.
 
2012-08-30 09:57:06 PM

BumpInTheNight: gameshowhost: Ianman: [www.maniacworld.com image 337x219]

5th? Really? You four slackers above that are... well, you're slackers.

Hey, you know who wins this race...


Hmm. I stand corrected. And relatively upright.
 
2012-08-30 10:05:27 PM

Fabric_Man: Are there any Turtles here on Fark?

(A little curious)


You bet your sweet ass I am!
 
2012-08-30 10:21:31 PM
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Only made 1000 feet, because he was stoned on pot the whole time.
 
2012-08-30 10:36:52 PM
Been there. They can haul ass when it comes to finding a great place to hunker down.
 
2012-08-30 11:08:19 PM
Cowabunga
 
2012-08-30 11:12:49 PM
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neck.. toe tapping...
 
2012-08-30 11:33:44 PM

Fabric_Man: Are there any Turtles here on Fark?

(A little curious)


I think they're called Brurtles. 

/the male ones over thirty, at least
 
2012-08-30 11:49:43 PM

Fabric_Man: Are there any Turtles here on Fark?

(A little curious)


Me and you. And you and me.

/no matter how they toss the dice, it has to be
 
2012-08-31 12:50:30 AM

hogans: Fabric_Man: Are there any Turtles here on Fark?

(A little curious)

You bet your sweet ass I am!


I still carry my father's Turtle Club membership card from the '50s in my wallet (I "Smart"ed your post for knowing the answer).

When I was a kid, we had a desert tortoise for years. My dad drilled a hole in the corner of his shell, so he could clip a snap-link and chain on him. He also painted our address on the bottom of his shell.
 
2012-08-31 02:35:14 AM
D'awwww, he's a cutie too!

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2012-08-31 09:04:47 AM
My pet tortoise ran away a year ago :-( little guy loved living in the yard in the summer, I guess one day he found a hole in the fence. I'm hoping a neighborhood kid found him and he has a great new home
 
2012-08-31 04:28:51 PM

pivazena: My pet tortoise ran ambled sauntered moseyed crept away a year ago :-(


/sorry, best I could do
 
2012-09-02 05:28:43 PM

pivazena: My pet tortoise ran away a year ago :-( little guy loved living in the yard in the summer, I guess one day he found a hole in the fence. I'm hoping a neighborhood kid found him and he has a great new home


Maybe it starred in a John Steinbeck novel.
 
2012-09-02 11:42:05 PM
"Turtle"?

That's not a typo is it?

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