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(Philly.com)   Man creates 46 foot long horseshoe crab statue to be used as artificial reef and to baffle the hell out of future archeologists   (philly.com) divider line 29
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2012-08-30 08:21:36 PM
Good for him, but archeologists can be baffled by a toothpaste tube, or even a toothbrush.
 
2012-08-30 08:32:52 PM
That's awesome.  I hope oceanographic outsider folk art takes off, it looks great behind my undersea couch.
 
2012-08-30 10:23:20 PM
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Giant mudcrab FTW!
 
2012-08-30 11:47:40 PM
Future archaeologists will deny it is man-made, calling it a natural geological formation.
 
2012-08-30 11:49:07 PM
Already been done.

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A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...
 
2012-08-30 11:55:40 PM
Hopefully no dredging nets hit these giant enemy crabs for massive damage
 
2012-08-30 11:55:50 PM
I think the one that was made of statues of people would creep people out more
 
2012-08-30 11:58:34 PM
He should make a giant bottle of kwellada to go next to it
 
2012-08-30 11:58:42 PM
I'm for it.
 
2012-08-31 12:00:33 AM
Giant crabs off the Jersey shore? You sure it's not a tribute to Snooki, et al?
 
2012-08-31 12:04:18 AM
I wonder if ancient man constructed stuff just to fark with people like we have? There's that eternal clock thing in the desert and now this. Probably other stuff. People will dedicate entire lives trying to figure out wtf it's all about when they've just been trolled throughout the ages
 
2012-08-31 12:09:19 AM

ParagonComplex: I wonder if ancient man constructed stuff just to fark with people like we have? There's that eternal clock thing in the desert and now this. Probably other stuff. People will dedicate entire lives trying to figure out wtf it's all about when they've just been trolled throughout the ages


I often think this after watching the latest documentary on Stonehenge.
 
2012-08-31 12:10:40 AM
Totally.

They'll say it was ancient aliens
 
2012-08-31 12:16:56 AM
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Why not Zoidberg?
 
2012-08-31 12:25:48 AM
That's it. I'm going to carve a granite Dalek and drop it in a swamp somewhere. Gotta get it done before that alien invasion.

The light radioactive signature will ensure it will be found eventually, and then oh the consternation to follow!
 
2012-08-31 12:52:01 AM
They should have called Snooki. She could have hooked them up with a 46 foot body crab.
 
2012-08-31 01:06:34 AM
I'm sure there will be far, far more puzzling items in our age's archaelogical record.
 
2012-08-31 01:08:01 AM
And what happens if it becomes a sanctuary habitat for real horseshoe crabs?

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2012-08-31 01:11:17 AM
 
2012-08-31 01:22:04 AM
this is not news, everyone knows the Jersey shore has crabs
 
2012-08-31 01:37:10 AM
He had a glass artist make special eyes. (Lit from inside, they glow.)

And later today, he plans to sink the whole thing - the crab and the 50-foot barge it sits stop - off the Jersey coast.


Dafuq? Is he mentally deficient, or is the reporter?
 
2012-08-31 01:41:15 AM
I get this mental imagine of millions of horseshoe crabs circling around and chanting "F'tanga!" ... just before every ship in the world mysteriously disappears.
 
2012-08-31 01:44:18 AM
Read Iceinferno's link, it'll make more sense
 
2012-08-31 02:02:05 AM
Fail, Bummer!
 
2012-08-31 06:41:38 AM
Shakes fist @ IceInferno while thinking I was going to beak the news...
 
2012-08-31 07:51:13 AM

Oznog: Why not Zoidberg?


I see I'm not the only one who mis-read that as "BATTLE the hell out of ...". Cheers
 
2012-08-31 10:35:09 AM
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2012-08-31 12:52:06 PM
Sabotaged by crab people?
 
2012-08-31 03:09:24 PM
Culture Hacking ATW!
 
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