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(The Daily Dolt)   Michele Bachmann tries to play Jedi mind trick on the American public: "Mitt Romney is the better candidate because Obama is too wealthy and out-of-touch with common Americans"   (thedailydolt.com) divider line 151
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2012-08-30 04:51:09 PM  
To be fair, projecting their own weaknesses onto the Democrats is one of the last cards they have in the deck.

/Obama is attacking Medicare!
//The Democrats are fiscally irresponsible!!
///They made the economy suck!!!
 
2012-08-30 04:56:22 PM  

MurphyMurphy: To be fair, projecting their own weaknesses onto the Democrats is one of the last cards they have in the deck.

/Obama is attacking Medicare!
//The Democrats are fiscally irresponsible!!
///They made the economy suck!!!


God, but she does it so hilariously.
 
2012-08-30 04:59:16 PM  
174.122.149.221

Totally agrees. NARF.
 
2012-08-30 05:06:17 PM  
I'm not sure that GOP voters are this stupid, but she sure thinks they are.
 
2012-08-30 05:07:01 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I'm not sure that GOP voters are this stupid, but she sure thinks they are.


They elected her, didn't they?
 
2012-08-30 05:12:31 PM  
Next up: Don't vote for Obama because he's an out of touch white Businessman who ruined companies. Vote for the loveable black man, Mitt Romney.
 
2012-08-30 05:37:04 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Next up: Don't vote for Obama because he's an out of touch white Businessman who ruined companies. Vote for the loveable black man, Mitt Romney.


Rather black people shouldn't vote for Obama because he's out of touch with black people.
 
2012-08-30 05:37:12 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I'm not sure that GOP voters are this stupid, but she sure thinks they are.


I am pretty sure Michele Bachmann is one of those people that truly believes every single thing she says.
 
2012-08-30 05:38:47 PM  

xynix: Rather black people shouldn't vote for Obama because he's out of touch with black people.


I keep seeing them try to sell that line. I'm pretty sure the GOP calls it "outreach."
 
2012-08-30 05:41:00 PM  
"These are not the tax returns you are looking for"
 
2012-08-30 05:41:57 PM  
What Bachmann meant was: Obama's net worth has exceeded the acceptable limit allotted for black people. She also thinks that his inherent blackness makes him inaccessible to the white public. While she is attracted to his exotic appearance, his use of white language mystifies her, and she still suspects that he's a wizard.

/You're welcome for the interpretation.
 
2012-08-30 05:43:36 PM  
That's not a Jedi mind trick. That's an aneurysm.
 
2012-08-30 05:44:50 PM  
It's like film strip day in school and someone let the special kid work the projector.

*bing!*
 
2012-08-30 05:49:09 PM  
Translation: Uppity
 
2012-08-30 05:49:38 PM  

Diogenes: That's not a Jedi mind trick. That's an aneurysm.


It's not an aneurysm, it's the voice of God. She a mutherfarkin prophet!
 
2012-08-30 05:53:48 PM  

Bontesla: What Bachmann meant was: Obama's net worth has exceeded the acceptable limit allotted for black people. She also thinks that his inherent blackness makes him inaccessible to the white public. While she is attracted to his exotic appearance, his use of white language mystifies her, and she still suspects that he's a wizard.

/You're welcome for the interpretation.


considering the fact that she thinks they were better off under slavery...
 
2012-08-30 05:56:20 PM  

FlashHarry: Bontesla: What Bachmann meant was: Obama's net worth has exceeded the acceptable limit allotted for black people. She also thinks that his inherent blackness makes him inaccessible to the white public. While she is attracted to his exotic appearance, his use of white language mystifies her, and she still suspects that he's a wizard.

/You're welcome for the interpretation.

considering the fact that she thinks they were better off under slavery...


That's why she has so many foster kids. They work her government subsidized farm. It's like her own little plantation, without all those distasteful black people about.
 
2012-08-30 06:01:42 PM  
Jesus farking Christ that woman is farking nuts.

/ With that kind of crazy you know it would be 12 kinds of awesome farking her uncrazy
 
2012-08-30 06:25:40 PM  
President Obama is wealthy, what does he understand about the common man right now?

They when they're eating frozen pizza on a milk-crate in a one-bedroom apartment, they don't think of it as an extended camping trip that they know will end in a couple years?
 
2012-08-30 06:30:52 PM  
Oh Michelle, you just can't help yourself, can you?
 
2012-08-30 06:42:15 PM  
Is this another satire site?
 
2012-08-30 06:43:45 PM  

Quasar: Is this another satire site?


Sadly, no. Bachmann just really is this crazy.
 
2012-08-30 07:07:03 PM  

Elzar: Jesus farking Christ that woman is farking nuts.
/ With that kind of crazy you know it would be 12 kinds of awesome farking her uncrazy


And you just know she isn't getting the kind of deep dicking she needs from that flamboyant but closeted homosexual she calls a husband.
 
2012-08-30 07:07:06 PM  

scottydoesntknow: "These are not the tax returns you are looking for"


Came here to say this.
 
2012-08-30 07:30:39 PM  
You're out of touch, I'm out of time.
 
2012-08-30 07:48:05 PM  
She also said, "Just quit with the nonexistent quotes."
 
2012-08-30 07:49:48 PM  

MurphyMurphy: To be fair, projecting their own weaknesses onto the Democrats is one of the last cards they have in the deck.


I swear to Christ it's a comedy bit at this point. Conservatives are well known as not being any good at comedy so they pull a swerve with their usual projection and swing around to Andy Kaufman levels of abstract comedy.
 
2012-08-30 07:53:58 PM  

Mugato: MurphyMurphy: To be fair, projecting their own weaknesses onto the Democrats is one of the last cards they have in the deck.

I swear to Christ it's a comedy bit at this point. Conservatives are well known as not being any good at comedy so they pull a swerve with their usual projection and swing around to Andy Kaufman levels of abstract comedy.


Just wait until Mitt goes around saying "I'M FROM MEM-FUSS TENNASEE!"

www.memphisflyer.com
 
2012-08-30 08:04:03 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I'm not sure that GOP voters are this stupid, but she sure thinks they are.


But Mitt Romney is the better candidate because Obama is too wealthy and out-of-touch with common Americans.

You can go about your business. Move along.
 
2012-08-30 08:06:14 PM  
I . . . I thought that was an Onionesque satire site until I found the video. Wow. She never fails to amaze me.
 
2012-08-30 08:07:44 PM  

SphericalTime: I . . . I thought that was an Onionesque satire site until I found the video. Wow. She never fails to amaze me.


It's classic GOP policy, popularized by Rove and completely co-opted from Goebbels.
 
2012-08-30 08:20:32 PM  
Eh. I'm definitely an Obama supporter and a Bachmann is crazy bat shiat nuts person, but she really basically said, well, if Romney is out of touch because he's rich, and Obama's rich, then why don't you say Obama is out of touch because he's rich, too?
 
2012-08-30 08:21:38 PM  

Fo Shiz: Eh. I'm definitely an Obama supporter and a Bachmann is crazy bat shiat nuts person, but she really basically said, well, if Romney is out of touch because he's rich, and Obama's rich, then why don't you say Obama is out of touch because he's rich, too?


Only if you ignore where they both started out in life.
 
2012-08-30 08:23:02 PM  

doyner: Fo Shiz: Eh. I'm definitely an Obama supporter and a Bachmann is crazy bat shiat nuts person, but she really basically said, well, if Romney is out of touch because he's rich, and Obama's rich, then why don't you say Obama is out of touch because he's rich, too?

Only if you ignore where they both started out in life.


And ignore what she said.
 
2012-08-30 08:26:13 PM  

Bontesla: What Bachmann meant was: Obama's net worth has exceeded the acceptable limit allotted for black people. She also thinks that his inherent blackness makes him inaccessible to the white public. While she is attracted to his exotic appearance, his use of white language mystifies her, and she still suspects that he's a wizard.

/You're welcome for the interpretation.


*sigh* THIS.
*Cracks open a beer for Bontesia.
 
2012-08-30 08:27:57 PM  

Fo Shiz: Eh. I'm definitely an Obama supporter and a Bachmann is crazy bat shiat nuts person, but she really basically said, well, if Romney is out of touch because he's rich, and Obama's rich, then why don't you say Obama is out of touch because he's rich, too?


They're both bad so vote Republican(?)
 
2012-08-30 08:29:10 PM  
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2012-08-30 08:37:19 PM  
cloudfront.mediamatters.org 

See, in her line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.
 
2012-08-30 08:39:39 PM  

vartian: I am pretty sure Michele Bachmann is one of those people that truly believes every single thing she says.


Like her husband was long ago wiped of any homosex tendencies. Meanwhile, he's probably tea danced in every public restroom and adult theater in a 300 mile radius over the past few years. (Doing research of course)
 
2012-08-30 08:58:58 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

would scrumble Bächmann
under mighty wingtip heel
like used ciggy butt
 
2012-08-30 09:12:57 PM  

Fo Shiz: Eh. I'm definitely an Obama supporter and a Bachmann is crazy bat shiat nuts person, but she really basically said, well, if Romney is out of touch because he's rich, and Obama's rich, then why don't you say Obama is out of touch because he's rich, too?


Because Obama didn't start out with a golden spoon in his mouth and didn't make even more money by destroying American companies and...do I even have to type all this, are you this dense?
 
2012-08-30 09:23:13 PM  

Mugato: Fo Shiz: Eh. I'm definitely an Obama supporter and a Bachmann is crazy bat shiat nuts person, but she really basically said, well, if Romney is out of touch because he's rich, and Obama's rich, then why don't you say Obama is out of touch because he's rich, too?

Because Obama didn't start out with a golden spoon in his mouth and didn't make even more money by destroying American companies and...do I even have to type all this, are you this dense?


Anyone who has to start out with 'I'm seriously an Obama supporter' and then spits out GOP talking points points is usually a pretty obvious troll.
 
2012-08-30 09:31:20 PM  

GAT_00: Mugato: Fo Shiz: Eh. I'm definitely an Obama supporter and a Bachmann is crazy bat shiat nuts person, but she really basically said, well, if Romney is out of touch because he's rich, and Obama's rich, then why don't you say Obama is out of touch because he's rich, too?

Because Obama didn't start out with a golden spoon in his mouth and didn't make even more money by destroying American companies and...do I even have to type all this, are you this dense?

Anyone who has to start out with 'I'm seriously an Obama supporter' and then spits out GOP talking points points is usually a pretty obvious troll.


"Some of my best friends are black, but..."
 
2012-08-30 09:33:39 PM  
Jedi mind tricks only work with people who are weak minded. Her only chance is with someone of weaker mind than her.
 
2012-08-30 09:41:37 PM  
She's gone full Onion.
 
2012-08-30 09:44:45 PM  
Wait.. Obama doesn't have millions? Dammit so much...
 
2012-08-30 09:46:14 PM  

xynix: FirstNationalBastard: Next up: Don't vote for Obama because he's an out of touch white Businessman who ruined companies. Vote for the loveable black man, Mitt Romney.

Rather black people shouldn't vote for Obama because he's out of touch with black people.


His support for gay marriage sure alienated a large portion of them. However, since so many blacks rely on welfare and food stamps and Section 8 housing, they will keep voting for the guy who promises to pass the sugar their way, and that's why Obama will continue to get near 100% support for the black population.
 
2012-08-30 09:50:14 PM  

MurphyMurphy: To be fair, projecting their own weaknesses onto the Democrats is one of the last cards they have in the deck.

/Obama is attacking Medicare!
//The Democrats are fiscally irresponsible!!
///They made the economy suck!!!


are you farking kidding me? That's all they've ever done.

The liberal MSM!
Liberals will increase spending!
Liberals will cause huge deficits!
Liberals will take away your rights!
Liberals hate freedom!
Liberals are lazy welfare deadbeats!
Liberals are anti-american!



If you claim your opponent has your weakness no one will suspect you of it
 
2012-08-30 09:50:34 PM  
Look the point is, Mitt is a man of the people! He's fired employees in every state in the Union...often in person!
 
2012-08-30 09:50:50 PM  

semiotix: Marcus Aurelius: I'm not sure that GOP voters are this stupid, but she sure thinks they are.

But Mitt Romney is the better candidate because Obama is too wealthy and out-of-touch with common Americans.

You can go about your business. Move along.


It's not that Obama is out of touch with the average American. It's just that he either doesn't care about the average American or he is actively trying to wreck the life of the average American by running up the debt, prices on everything in sight, and union/government control of all facets of life in America.

Oh, and Obammy's an out of touch multimillionaire.
 
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