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2012-08-30 01:54:23 PM
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WAAAAAASSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!?
 
2012-08-30 01:58:11 PM
"Thanks for that intro, Mitt, but next time NO TONGUE!"
 
2012-08-30 02:07:08 PM
"That One."
 
2012-08-30 02:18:40 PM
"Hang loose!"
 
2012-08-30 02:32:26 PM
And all the other boys, try to chase me, But here's my number, so call me maybe
 
2012-08-30 02:39:24 PM
Hey everybody, remember that time I made a face and it cost Republicans the election? Well, NYEH!
 
2012-08-30 03:18:26 PM
"Hang on a sec... one of... Cindy's... last night... got it.  As I was saying, this country cannot abide four more years of..."
 
2012-08-30 04:23:05 PM
Who wants to bet I can't get all 4 in my mouth?
 
2012-08-30 04:23:45 PM
Vietnam deferments are that way, asshole.
 
2012-08-30 04:25:58 PM
"I'm never googling Santorum again."
 
2012-08-30 04:26:09 PM
"... so then Carradine shows me this move where he starts choking himself while he jerks... wait, are we live?"
 
2012-08-30 04:27:11 PM
"Hah, they still think I'm relevant!"
 
2012-08-30 04:28:51 PM
I really gotta wash out my mouth after a beej.
 
2012-08-30 04:29:39 PM
John: "Don't try to frighten us with your Reaganomics ways, Mitt. Your sad devotion to that ancient economic theory has not helped you conjure up better polling data, or given you enough clairvoyance to find the a worthy running mate."

Mitt: "I find your lack of faith disturbing"

(with voting goodness)
 
2012-08-30 04:30:20 PM
"John McCain's O-face."
 
2012-08-30 04:30:40 PM
ugh, posting from mobile means no votey. Trying again.

: Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!
 
2012-08-30 04:34:12 PM
"I may be old as dirt and computer illiterate but even I know how to block UPI.com content."
 
2012-08-30 04:35:03 PM
"And I just couldn't seem to aim the penis into my mouth properly..."
 
2012-08-30 04:35:22 PM
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"If there's something I learned during my time as a prisoner of war, it's that the V.C. were all about using the craziest threats to encourage us to do something we didn't want to. So let me be clear: if you don't vote for Mitt Romney, I will cut your head off like -this-, and you'll be all 'blehhhh' as blood goes all over the place and you die. Ahem."
 
2012-08-30 04:36:41 PM
No.....too salty!
 
2012-08-30 04:37:26 PM
Don't get the fish.
 
2012-08-30 04:38:03 PM
"This is your brain on Viagra. Any questions?"
 
2012-08-30 04:39:46 PM
media.reason.com
 
2012-08-30 04:40:05 PM
You don't scare me. I was making bloody puddles out of North Vietnamese women and children before you were born....get outta here!
 
2012-08-30 04:40:25 PM
I saw that it said "(skipped: skipping non-voting comment in contest thread)" and I was all 'blaarg!'
 
2012-08-30 04:41:18 PM
i.imgur.com
"Come back heah! I nee yuh tha helf me fut my thungue back in now or iht will pe sthuck like thith fuh tha nexh four yearth!"

cdn.ph.upi.com
"Thuck all uh yuh."
 
2012-08-30 04:43:05 PM
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"MMmm... invisible soft pretzel...."
 
2012-08-30 04:43:56 PM
"And this folks is the proper way to play a rusty trombone"
 
2012-08-30 04:44:00 PM
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Have you tried the mangos?
 
2012-08-30 04:44:01 PM
"Pull your pants down, hop on and rotate but please don't fart."
 
2012-08-30 04:44:11 PM
"I farked Obamas old lady and the smell of her cooter was enough to make me gag."
 
2012-08-30 04:45:27 PM
two invisible dicks
 
2012-08-30 04:49:26 PM
 
2012-08-30 04:51:45 PM
Tongue the balls, work the shaft, swallow the gravy.
 
2012-08-30 04:52:16 PM
fark.upi.com
"Hey, OOoooooobaaaaamaaaaa. Did you see the new picture gallery on Fark?"

cdn.theatlantic.com
"Not yet. Let me look at it now."

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factinisfactomelettes.files.wordpress.com
"Goddamnit, John."

i.imgur.com 
 
2012-08-30 04:54:53 PM
get off my law....pdoium
 
2012-08-30 04:55:03 PM
Boom boom acka lacko boom boom

I walked a dinosaur!
 
2012-08-30 05:12:52 PM
Invisible Portal bj!
 
2012-08-30 05:14:03 PM
"Thanks for the acid, dude. It's already melted. See? Laaaaaa. Hang ten, bra."

/Now vote enabled
 
2012-08-30 05:20:55 PM
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

/what have i started
 
2012-08-30 05:38:55 PM
"Don't make me go all David Carradine over here"
 
2012-08-30 05:40:26 PM
i113.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-30 05:41:35 PM
"These assholes will eat anything I feed them"
 
2012-08-30 06:03:17 PM
i.imgur.com = www.drinkingwhale.com
 
2012-08-30 06:32:12 PM
"And this here's what it looked like when I'd have phone sex... ya know, back when I could hold one up to my ear"
 
2012-08-30 06:46:18 PM
img338.imageshack.us

/dammit, now with voting
 
2012-08-30 06:58:07 PM
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"Call me!"
 
2012-08-30 07:01:12 PM
"I poked'n stroked till my wrist got numb
An' you know I heard some Dinah-Moe Humm,"
 
2012-08-30 07:03:22 PM
cdn.ph.upi.com

"Seriously. I'm dead from here up." 
 
2012-08-30 07:07:37 PM
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"Hey, Condi! I can lead you from behind any time you want! Call me."
 
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