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(NYPost)   Our long national nightmare is truly over: MTV cancels Jersey Shore   (nypost.com) divider line 81
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2012-08-30 01:59:06 PM
....and launches immediate plan to replace it with something even worse.
 
2012-08-30 02:04:22 PM

SmackLT: ....and launches immediate plan to replace it with something even worse.


It's not all bad on MTV.

kastatic.com
 
2012-08-30 02:11:33 PM
Spinoffs will continue the nightmare, however.
 
2012-08-30 02:31:27 PM

I remember seeing a sort of proto-Jersey Shore on MTV years ago, a documentary (part of a series I think), with a one-off episode featuring a few meatheads renting a house there.

I was surprised when they didn't make the Jersey Shore into a Real World formula show following the first season -- with a different cast of dumbasses coming down to the Jersey Shore every year.

When they decided to follow this particular cast of dumbasses to various locations, I was a little puzzled. Didn't seem like it would be hard to find more spray tan meatheads around, and didn't see anything particularly compelling in the cast they got. But then, it's been pretty successful I believe in subsequent seasons, not to mention

The cast will continue to be featured on other MTV shows titled "Snooki and JWOWW" and "The Pauly D Project."
so what the fark do I know.
 
2012-08-30 02:33:24 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: It's not all bad on MTV.

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I liked Greg the Bunny, was about to say "hey that wasn't on MTV" but looked it up; I had no idea they'd created a spin-off.

I'll have to check that out.
 
2012-08-30 02:38:32 PM
Not good enough. Nuke it from orbit.
 
2012-08-30 04:16:32 PM
My reaction:
whatistheexcel.com

My sister-in-law's reaction:
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2012-08-30 04:17:48 PM

SmackLT: ....and launches immediate plan to replace it with something even worse.


Are they going to show 'Geordie Shore'?
 
2012-08-30 05:19:20 PM
Let's all give thanks to Korean Jesus for this one...

25.media.tumblr.com

Then again, maybe not...
 
2012-08-30 05:19:45 PM

SmackLT: ....and launches immediate plan to replace it with something even worse.


What the hell could possibly be worse than a bunch of guidos acting like they're bigger than Jesus?
 
2012-08-30 05:22:51 PM
It like the herps, it is spreading...


The cast will continue to be featured on other MTV shows titled "Snooki and JWOWW" and "The Pauly D Project."
 
2012-08-30 05:23:37 PM

Gsm136: SmackLT: ....and launches immediate plan to replace it with something even worse.

Are they going to show 'Geordie Shore'?


hey, how was that? i only watched a couple episodes for the nudity and general smuttiness then stopped after one of the characters, after selling herself as being a tough man-eater type, broke down crying cause some guy she f*cked the night before was boning some other chick the next night.
 
2012-08-30 05:26:27 PM

Serious Black: SmackLT: ....and launches immediate plan to replace it with something even worse.

What the hell could possibly be worse than a bunch of guidos acting like they're bigger than Jesus?


If anything could be, MTV will manage to find it.
 
2012-08-30 05:29:37 PM
Can....can it really be true?

*clicks on link*

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2012-08-30 05:33:33 PM
In a parallel universe, MTV brings back The Sifl & Olly Show, but the they're voiced by Pauly D and The Situation.
 
2012-08-30 05:41:14 PM
Jersey Shore had six seasons?...huh...
 
2012-08-30 05:42:40 PM
Damn you, subby!

/some headlines just write themselves
 
2012-08-30 05:45:28 PM
Sorry, I haven't watched MTV since they played music. Yeah, it's been awhile.
 
2012-08-30 05:47:05 PM
Well thank god that TLC is giving us the 2 headed girls and honey boo boo to pick up the slack of this loss.
 
2012-08-30 05:48:17 PM
I've never seen a single minute of this show. If you think it's so awful then why do you watch it?
 
2012-08-30 05:51:08 PM
Remember the good times only!
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-08-30 05:51:52 PM
Unfortunately, just like the end of the second Bush term, it's too late, the damage has already been done.

/ducks
 
2012-08-30 05:52:53 PM

Serious Black: SmackLT: ....and launches immediate plan to replace it with something even worse.

What the hell could possibly be worse than a bunch of guidos acting like they're bigger than Jesus?



You really don't want an answer to that query. Trust me.
 
2012-08-30 05:54:41 PM

flyinghouse99: I've never seen a single minute of this show. If you think it's so awful then why do you watch it?


Answer:

epicfunnys.com
 
2012-08-30 05:55:48 PM

Banned on the Run: flyinghouse99: I've never seen a single minute of this show. If you think it's so awful then why do you watch it?

Answer:

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AS I watched this I was listening to Industrial Music and the punch hits with the beat, thank you!
 
2012-08-30 06:01:58 PM
Never watched Jeresey Shore. I have just had Netflix for a good two years but I avoided MTV back when we did have DISH network. I could feel my IQ dropping just seeing very brief clips of the episodes, and that channel name is just irony now anyway. Jersey Shore joins the ranks of American Idol, Survivor, and many others in that vein that I have no desire to watch ever.
 
2012-08-30 06:03:53 PM

Killer Cars: In a parallel universe, MTV brings back The Sifl & Olly Show, but the they're voiced by Pauly D and The Situation.


For the love of FSM, please, I beg you...DON'T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS!
 
2012-08-30 06:08:06 PM

SmackLT: ....and launches immediate plan to replace it with something even worse.


exACTly what I came here to say and exactly what I fear most.

Banned on the Run: flyinghouse99: I've never seen a single minute of this show. If you think it's so awful then why do you watch it?

Answer:

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And while I despise violence towards women, I just... I can't stop loving this.

/you're right, she's not really human
 
2012-08-30 06:14:30 PM
Finally! I succeeded in never watching a single episode of this conglomgerate of failures of humanity. Yeah, spin-offs may create another nightmare, but at least one of them is over.
 
paj
2012-08-30 06:16:40 PM
The Situation is busy on Celebrity Big Brother UK at the moment. I wonder how he'll take the news.
 
2012-08-30 06:19:11 PM

Sgt Oddball: And while I despise violence towards women, I just... I can't stop loving this.


It's thanks to asshats like you that Jersey Shore got 6 seasons. It's ratings were average at best until you schadenfreude idiots showed up and started jacking off to Snooki getting punched.

You're one of the reasons why there's so much utter shiat on tv.
 
2012-08-30 06:20:30 PM
no, this is bad.... two spinoffs, then those become two more. Give it ten years and they will have an all Jersey network, and Snooki and Pauly D will be considered elder statesmen in television business.... The only way for this to stop involves a rocket and the sun.
 
2012-08-30 06:35:56 PM
Unfortunately for the universe, 6 seasons too late.
 
2012-08-30 06:39:18 PM
I hope JWoww does a Playboy nude shoot now.
 
2012-08-30 06:46:00 PM
MTV is just going to co-opt "Honey Boo Boo" from TLC and run with that as the final blow to our civilization when it wins an Emmy for best reality TV show
 
2012-08-30 06:47:45 PM

Banned on the Run: flyinghouse99: I've never seen a single minute of this show. If you think it's so awful then why do you watch it?

Answer:

[epicfunnys.com image 320x181]


Who's the guy that punched her? Is he one of the famous ones now?
 
2012-08-30 06:53:49 PM
fark.upi.com

John McCain is thrilled!
 
2012-08-30 07:05:48 PM
I think I watched about 3 seconds of it once. Click.
 
2012-08-30 07:08:36 PM
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"Our long national nightmare is over."
 
2012-08-30 07:17:58 PM
RIP 

www.exposay.com
 
2012-08-30 07:37:29 PM
MTV finally wised up, I see.
 
2012-08-30 07:59:41 PM
so there is other members other than Snookie and the situatiom Idiot.
 
2012-08-30 08:03:15 PM
er.. I mean 'are' members
 
2012-08-30 08:31:11 PM
There was a time MTV accidentally green lighted this gem....

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//hot like Jane Lane
 
2012-08-30 08:38:35 PM

Harry_Seldon: There was a time MTV accidentally green lighted this gem....

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//hot like Jane Lane


And this:

dogpossum.org
 
2012-08-30 08:40:25 PM

The_Cisco_Kid: Never watched Jeresey Shore. I have just had Netflix for a good two years but I avoided MTV back when we did have DISH network. I could feel my IQ dropping just seeing very brief clips of the episodes, and that channel name is just irony now anyway. Jersey Shore joins the ranks of American Idol, Survivor, and many others in that vein that I have no desire to watch ever.


You lumped Survivor in with Jersey Shore and American Idol. C'mon bro. Not even close. Survivor is game theory in action. American Idol is a karaoke popularity contest and Jersey Shore is just meat heads drinking and fighting.

I watched a fair amount of Jersey Shore starting with the Miami season. It is really no different than the Real World after the initial shock of "OMG THEY ARE GUIDOS" wears off. You could tell the show was dying by the last season because they just looked tired and bored. If you think Jersey Shore is shocking you should really try and watch more reality TV because it gets much much worse.
 
2012-08-30 08:41:11 PM
I watched and enjoyed laughing at all 5 seasons so far but you can tell they have just been going through the motions since the Italy trip.
 
2012-08-30 08:49:41 PM

Apos: Harry_Seldon: There was a time MTV accidentally green lighted this gem....

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//hot like Jane Lane

And this:

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And this:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-08-30 08:54:07 PM
I've never seen an episode of this show, but I'm semi-aware of the characters.

This morning on the way to work, I caught the end of a commercial for a 5 hour energy rip-off drink. I was perplexed -- what was the angle? What were they going for? All I could hear was a very dim witted, indescribably ridiculous voice talking about some energy drink.

A little bit later, the same commercial came on, and I heard the announcer proclaim, "I'm Pauly D". In all these years, I'd never heard that guy speak. And now I hope I never have to again.
 
2012-08-30 08:57:05 PM
I was really looking forward to watching snookie go club hopping with the baby in tow and the meetings with CPS.
 
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