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You mourn in silence, I'm on a salvage mission.

/subby's a whinny pacifist

I'm tired of the interents facination with bacon and also zombies. Its ridiculous and overkill.

fluffybunny: [www.nuvo.net image 500x375]

I want one of those.

Suicide of a Phoenix: I'm tired of the interents facination with bacon and also zombies. Its ridiculous and overkill.

You should have told us sooner. We'll stop now. I'll post an announcement on Al Gore's website.

Talk about an old joke, the bacon thing stopped being funny a long time ago. You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Every time a truck hits a highway underpass or bridge abutment, CNN Headline News makes it national news with live helicopter video.

Does Fark now do the same with every beer or bacon truck at flips? Or 10,000 live chicken? Canisters of bull semen? Okay, bull semen is Fark-worthy...

Guelph35: fluffybunny: [www.nuvo.net image 500x375]

I want one of those.

A lardon? Is that like bacon wood?

Suicide of a Phoenix: I'm tired of the interents facination with bacon and also zombies. Its ridiculous and overkill.

Don't let the Internet door hit you on the way out...

Second time I've used this today:

The other end of this is no less tragic.

Lundyn: I'm sure it's still good. There's usually a 2 hour rule on bacon that hits the floor.

Probably at least 4-6 hours assuming it's in packaging. Sure it's warm now but if sealed and salted enough, it should be fine if you cook it long enough.

*salivate*

Bacon bits, everywhere!!!

So the pigs were upset about the bacon?

at 5 seconds a slice off a plate i would say its good for a week at least HURRY!!!

10 second rule

Meanwhile, carotid arteries are celebrating across the nation

Surely a sign of the end-times.

DirkTheDaring: Second time I've used this today:

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awesome GIF sir.

FTFA: The load will be discarded, police said.

Sure it will, The refrigerators in the break rooms of every police station, Firehouse, and Highway Administration office within 30 miles are packed with porky goodness. As are the police cars, fire engines, tow trucks, and road crew trucks that responded to the incident.

I would bet my life that they descended on that truck like hungry locusts, as well they should have.

MOMENT OF SILENCE!

HK-MP5-SD: Sure it will, The refrigerators in the break rooms of every police station, Firehouse, and Highway Administration office within 30 miles are packed with porky goodness. As are the police cars, fire engines, tow trucks, and road crew trucks that responded to the incident.

From there, the bacon will soon be consumed, and thus converted into poo. The poo will then be discarded through sewer systems and septic tanks in the usual way.

So the statement "The load will be discarded" is still completely truthful.

The load will be discarded, police say.

Five second rule

Sorry, with my comment I meant to post:

edgesrealm: Sorry, with my comment I meant to post:

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i prefered the one about making the load

Bacon doesn't clog arteries.
The lipid hypothesis is a myth and our nation's fear of fat is totally unfounded. It's the processed junk food and the refined sugars and grains that are making us all fat and heart attacky.

And by the way, the earth is round and the sun doesn't spin around it.

DirkTheDaring: Second time I've used this today:

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You lucky bastard, I've been wanting to use her for years.

First Neil Armstrong dies, now this?!?

May as well just give up, clearly the End of Times is at hand.

There has to be some way that Bacon could be put to use and not just thrown away.

Nib: There has to be some way that Bacon could be put to use and not just thrown away.



is listening

Suicide of a Phoenix: I'm tired of the interents facination with bacon and also zombies. Its ridiculous and overkill.

ATTENTION INTERWEBS!!!!

Suicide of a Phoenix is tired of our fascination with bacon and zombies.

There you go, the interwebs have been forewarned.

/you're welcome
//*pbbhhhttttt*

They should call the folks in Scranton PA. I've heard they've cleaned up big food spills before.

espiaboricua: Suicide of a Phoenix: I'm tired of the interents facination with bacon and also zombies. Its ridiculous and overkill.

ATTENTION INTERWEBS!!!!

Suicide of a Phoenix is tired of our fascination with bacon and zombies.

There you go, the interwebs have been forewarned.

/you're welcome
//*pbbhhhttttt*

What about zombie bacon? Nobody's fascinated with that yet, AFAIK.

Let us grab the bacon-corpse, and honor it in a viking funeral pyre.



A delicious viking funeral pyre

CygnusDarius: Let us grab the bacon-corpse, and honor it in a viking funeral pyre.

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A delicious viking funeral pyre

Now you're cookin', well, it is cooking, to be exact...