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(Huffington Post)   Hang on to your valuables, the Lindsay Lohan Interactive Alcoholism and Kleptomania Experience is heading to New York City   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 41
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2012-08-30 02:41:57 PM
Lindsay. So cute, fresh, and photogenic. Then the shiatstorm appeared on the horizon.
 
2012-08-30 02:45:01 PM
Old saggy tit meth face will not last in NYC.. Complete waste of oxygen..
 
2012-08-30 02:54:32 PM
At this stage, I think the only thing that will save her is wandering away from a car-accident with trauma-induced amnesia leading her to be adopted by a kindly Amish family. Short of that, nothing.
 
2012-08-30 03:03:43 PM
I don't care what any of you say, she triggers my hot mess fetish like crazy. I'd love to split a bottle of something strong and nasty and have cheap, mutually-degrading intercourse with her in a shabby 60's-decor motel room just off the interstate, only to discover later that she'd stolen my smokes and "mugger wallet" from my jacket while I was in the shower.
 
2012-08-30 03:10:01 PM
I'd still hit it.
 
2012-08-30 03:11:58 PM

Brakefornobody: At this stage, I think the only thing that will save her is wandering away from a car-accident with trauma-induced amnesia leading her to be adopted by a kindly Amish family. Short of that, nothing.


if robot chicken has taught me anything it's that not even that would work out
 
2012-08-30 03:16:14 PM

Brakefornobody: At this stage, I think the only thing that will save her is wandering away from a car-accident with trauma-induced amnesia leading her to be adopted by a kindly Amish family. Short of that, nothing.


Then she could reprise Harrison Ford's role in a remake of Witness.
 
2012-08-30 03:19:30 PM
Dirty caner returns to spiritual home...LA must be for lightweight attention whoring pussies
 
2012-08-30 03:27:58 PM

Gordinho: Dirty caner returns to spiritual home...LA must be for lightweight attention whoring pussies


No star has ever managed to live a low key life in New York.
 
2012-08-30 03:35:24 PM

Lundyn: I'd still hit it.


I think we'd all have a pretty good shot. But then we'd need some sort of shot after.
 
2012-08-30 03:35:59 PM
I'd still accept a hand job from it.
 
2012-08-30 03:40:45 PM

NutznGum: I think we'd all have a pretty good shot. But then we'd need some sort of shot after.


Penicillin?
 
2012-08-30 03:42:56 PM

ProdigalSigh: NutznGum: I think we'd all have a pretty good shot. But then we'd need some sort of shot after.

Penicillin?


With a little Vitamin C.
 
2012-08-30 03:43:50 PM

ProdigalSigh: NutznGum: I think we'd all have a pretty good shot. But then we'd need some sort of shot after.

Penicillin?


media.freeola.com
 
2012-08-30 03:45:02 PM
FTA: There appears to be a big miscommunication between Lohan and the producers, as sources tell TMZ the production is willing to pay the bill, but they never promised to foot the bill in the first place.

It's always a big misunderstanding with her. Isn't this a sign of someone with a substance abuse problem?
 
2012-08-30 03:47:45 PM

ProdigalSigh: NutznGum: I think we'd all have a pretty good shot. But then we'd need some sort of shot after.

Penicillin?>

And a blood transfusion.

 
2012-08-30 03:50:15 PM
gunny highway, I'm sure there are plenty of places TMZ, NY Post and Daily Mail don't know about ;) LA is nothing more than a window shop for celebrity lifestyle, it's such a small fish bowl that has nice exotic fish in it that are easily sold to the vaccuous trash addicted masses...She'll be a lot more low key in NY without having to be low key...Know what I'm sayin'?
 
2012-08-30 03:53:42 PM

Gordinho: he'll be a lot more low key in NY without having to be low key...Know what I'm sayin'?


I'm with you.

I hope she is ready to rediscover winter. Winter can be a bad time for a coke head.
 
2012-08-30 04:04:39 PM

Gunny Highway: Gordinho: he'll be a lot more low key in NY without having to be low key...Know what I'm sayin'?

I'm with you.

I hope she is ready to rediscover winter. Winter can be a bad time for a coke head.


Just out of curiosity, why is winter bad for coke heads?
 
2012-08-30 04:08:21 PM

Halstread: Gunny Highway: Gordinho: he'll be a lot more low key in NY without having to be low key...Know what I'm sayin'?

I'm with you.

I hope she is ready to rediscover winter. Winter can be a bad time for a coke head.

Just out of curiosity, why is winter bad for coke heads?


Stay inside more.
Sun goes down earlier so you start drinking earlier.
You see less people you probably dont want to be coked up in front of.
 
2012-08-30 04:16:07 PM
I hope she doesn't think that leaving CA for NY would absolve her of her debt in CA.

/not sure if she's that stoopad
 
2012-08-30 04:18:23 PM
I think the NYPD might be less understanding of Lohan's wonton criminal behavior than. They actually seem to lock famous people up (ok just rappers, but it's a start).
 
2012-08-30 04:25:29 PM
I bet she smells like cabbage boiled in urine.
 
2012-08-30 04:31:43 PM

Gunny Highway: Gordinho: Dirty caner returns to spiritual home...LA must be for lightweight attention whoring pussies

No star has ever managed to live a low key life in New York.


Not sure if you're serious or not.

Many stars & "stars" come from LA to NYC for just this reason. IF they don't want attention and don't act in a way to draw attention to themselves, the famous most definitely can live a simple, low key existence in NYC. NY'ers are many terrible things (they've apparently elected nurse bloomberg several times) but they don't tend to pay any mind to the famous unless the famous are drawing attention to themselves.
 
2012-08-30 04:44:58 PM

garandman1a: Gunny Highway: Gordinho: Dirty caner returns to spiritual home...LA must be for lightweight attention whoring pussies

No star has ever managed to live a low key life in New York.

Not sure if you're serious or not.

Many stars & "stars" come from LA to NYC for just this reason. IF they don't want attention and don't act in a way to draw attention to themselves, the famous most definitely can live a simple, low key existence in NYC. NY'ers are many terrible things (they've apparently elected nurse bloomberg several times) but they don't tend to pay any mind to the famous unless the famous are drawing attention to themselves.


I was joking.
 
2012-08-30 04:45:22 PM

PiffMan420: I think the NYPD might be less understanding of Lohan's wonton criminal behavior than. They actually seem to lock famous people up (ok just rappers, but it's a start).


And athletes that shoot themselves. Just Sayin'
 
2012-08-30 04:45:45 PM

Lundyn: ProdigalSigh: NutznGum: I think we'd all have a pretty good shot. But then we'd need some sort of shot after.

Penicillin?

With a little Vitamin C.


Lili Von Shtupp: Will I... see you again?
Bart: Well, it all depends on how much vitamin E C I can get my hands on.
 
2012-08-30 05:24:14 PM
She has to go to New York, Hollywood doesn't have an east river to be found in.
 
2012-08-30 05:33:31 PM
I hope she takes me out for lunch.
 
2012-08-30 05:47:25 PM

brap: I hope she takes me out for lunch.


She'll stick you with the bill.
 
2012-08-30 06:31:07 PM

SmokeMonkey: brap: I hope she takes me out for lunch.

She'll stick you with the bill.


The bill if you're lucky.
 
2012-08-30 06:41:01 PM
Does she fly coach going between NYC and LA?

Or does she just plop herself on the baggage carousel, like an old leather bag?
 
2012-08-30 08:50:32 PM

Halstread: Just out of curiosity, why is winter bad for coke heads?


Too much white powder?
 
2012-08-30 10:12:55 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-30 10:16:44 PM
I'd eat every inch of her.
 
2012-08-30 10:20:18 PM
dead in less then 60 days if she goes to NYC.

As someone who has lived in both cities, douchbags like her dont get the extra pass like in L.A.
 
2012-08-30 10:22:35 PM

4 lives down 5 to go: dead in less then 60 days if she goes to NYC.


I'm there until October - hope I get to see it...
 
2012-08-31 01:34:56 AM

jmr61: I'd eat every inch of her.


Sounds like a good event for Fear Factor.
 
2012-08-31 01:38:20 AM

MBrady: Does she fly coach going between NYC and LA?

Or does she just plop herself on the baggage carousel, like an old leather bag?


Spit beer all over my keyboard at that
 
2012-08-31 12:21:42 PM
She's a klepto?
 
2012-09-02 02:37:34 AM
Headline of the Year material right there.
 
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