FARK.com: (7298593) You'll be a fat drunk before wine saves you from cancer, new study shows

		You'll be a fat drunk before wine saves you from cancer, new study shows (timesofisrael.com)		18
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thecpt		2012-08-30 01:41:18 PM

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Saiga410		2012-08-30 01:50:21 PM

You say that like it is a bad thing?

imontheinternet		2012-08-30 01:52:10 PM

Bourbon beat you to it. Suck it, wine.

Fizpez		2012-08-30 01:58:22 PM

750mg of extracted resveratrol x 30 pills per month = I plan on billing out to Medicare that $1276.34 per month supply.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat		2012-08-30 01:59:21 PM

Challenge accepted!

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-08-30 02:00:28 PM

What's your point?

Gonz		2012-08-30 02:02:46 PM

And...?

NutznGum		2012-08-30 02:10:10 PM

Jokes on you, I'm already fat and drunk!

/no, I'm not fat

Mr_Fabulous		2012-08-30 02:19:52 PM

Way ahead of ya, sport.

MrEricSir		2012-08-30 02:31:15 PM

I'd rather be fat and drunk than dead.

Subdue their bellies		2012-08-30 02:32:54 PM

Wine can still save me from dreaded sobriety, right?

Half Man Half Biscuit		2012-08-30 02:46:03 PM

I'm not really seeing a down side to this.

Guuberre		2012-08-30 03:01:56 PM

Die happy

extroverted_suicide		2012-08-30 03:08:51 PM

But it will save me, yes?

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes		2012-08-30 03:11:06 PM

and you'll be dead before tomorrow, subby!

aphyd		2012-08-30 03:36:51 PM

Great! I should be saved any time now.

GRCooper		2012-08-30 07:08:36 PM

Dean Wormer was wrong?

Jaymi77		2012-08-30 10:00:25 PM

So what you're saying is that I've already beat cancer?

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