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(Daily Mail)   Fat British lady on Disney vacation gets reality check: "If I'm considered fat in America, I really must be"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 139
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2012-08-30 03:00:18 PM

pudding7: Nick Spiceyweiner: pudding7: ShawnDoc: Wait, I've been to WDW a few times, and have an annual pass to Disneyland. What ride has special "Fat people" seats? I've never seen that.

Ditto. I've been to Disneyland twice in the last four days, and countless times over the last few years. Never seen anything like this.

Maybe its because the article says its in Disney World, not Disney Land. The more you know.

Doh! You're right. The two are completely unrelated to each other, and certainly any policies or procedures or equipment at Disney World are entirely unlike anything at Disneyland.


As someone who has been to both several times, they really aren't all that similar.
 
2012-08-30 03:00:41 PM

abhorrent1: I was so humiliated I cried
You should have been humiliated and cried everyday for walking around looking like you did, cow.


Take it to the Pro-Ana website, chick.
 
2012-08-30 03:01:48 PM

Two16: Too bad she's still overweight. But if she's come this far, from where she was, she can probably reach normal if she keeps at it.


Nice, you'll get a few bites here.
 
2012-08-30 03:06:19 PM

wambu: This is needed.

[i.imgur.com image 270x270] 
[i.imgur.com image 270x400] 

/you are welcome NSFW


That's farking disgusting. I never have seen the appeal of these monstrously hug, pendulous milk-bags. Give me a gal with normal-sized boobs any day.
 
2012-08-30 03:07:42 PM

probesport: Two16: Too bad she's still overweight. But if she's come this far, from where she was, she can probably reach normal if she keeps at it.

Nice, you'll get a few bites here.


Just look at those sharp knees....

i.dailymail.co.uk

/hot-linked like it's going out of style
 
2012-08-30 03:07:57 PM
i.imgur.com

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-30 03:08:34 PM
FTFA: "Mortified Jade Torry shed seven stone after first getting stuck on a water slide"

i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-30 03:10:07 PM

JackieRabbit: wambu: This is needed.

[i.imgur.com image 270x270] 
[i.imgur.com image 270x400] 

/you are welcome NSFW

That's farking disgusting. I never have seen the appeal of these monstrously hug, pendulous milk-bags. Give me a gal with normal-sized boobs any day.


I like small ones myself. Mine are 32C but I would like a breast reduction.
 
2012-08-30 03:10:11 PM

RottNDude: [i.imgur.com image 468x352]

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 720x452]


Please. For the love of all that's decent and holy. Please tell me those are parodies and not real products. Please.
 
2012-08-30 03:10:59 PM
That's NOT the same chic in all the photos. Duh.
 
2012-08-30 03:11:45 PM

Elegy: probesport: Two16: Too bad she's still overweight. But if she's come this far, from where she was, she can probably reach normal if she keeps at it.

Nice, you'll get a few bites here.

Just look at those sharp knees....



/hot-linked like it's going out of style


You know, I only realize this after I posted that image but.... is it just me or is this biatch gigantic? Look at that tiny window and sink to the right of her!

/wtf is going on with the perspective in this photo?
 
2012-08-30 03:16:07 PM

WhippingBoy: RottNDude: [i.imgur.com image 468x352]

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 720x452]

Please. For the love of all that's decent and holy. Please tell me those are parodies and not real products. Please.


I hate to say it, but both are real. They had the rag on a stick infomercial on World's Dumbest once.
 
2012-08-30 03:23:14 PM

Elegy: Elegy: probesport: Two16: Too bad she's still overweight. But if she's come this far, from where she was, she can probably reach normal if she keeps at it.

Nice, you'll get a few bites here.

Just look at those sharp knees....



/hot-linked like it's going out of style

You know, I only realize this after I posted that image but.... is it just me or is this biatch gigantic? Look at that tiny window and sink to the right of her!

/wtf is going on with the perspective in this photo?


Pretty sure that's a kid's playset thing, not an actual window or sink. Otherwise that couch is a monster...
 
2012-08-30 03:26:30 PM

RottNDude: [i.imgur.com image 468x352]

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 720x452]


You've got to be farking kidding me, right?

However, those 'extra large' toilet seats for American asses had me laughing so hard I work- water came out of my nose.

+1 to you sir.
 
2012-08-30 03:26:35 PM
FTA: "I used to eat three dinners every evening..."
Well THERE'S your problem.

I just don't understand how someone can eat that much. When I go out to eat, I can never finish a single restaurant meal, but I see other patrons putting away a full basket of bread, twice as much steak, more bread, three huge side orders, and a dessert. Hell, if I want dessert, I have to order a kid-size meal to leave enough room... And I STILL have an extra few pounds of beer gut.

I generally just shake my head and go on my way, satisfied with paying half what they did for dinner.
 
2012-08-30 03:26:45 PM

NotoriousFire: Elegy: You know, I only realize this after I posted that image but.... is it just me or is this biatch gigantic? Look at that tiny window and sink to the right of her!

/wtf is going on with the perspective in this photo?

Pretty sure that's a kid's playset thing, not an actual window or sink. Otherwise that couch is a monster...


I was wondering how she managed to get so fat when her only oven just cooks food over a lighbulb.

/she's got a pretty badass Corvette and RV, though
 
2012-08-30 03:27:43 PM

BeezyBates: Me and my buddies were recently talking about how we feel like we eat pretty much anything we want every day and we're not fat. And I asked "I mean, how much food do you have to eat to get obese? That seems crazy that we eat like this and we're healthy." (We do occasionally have a salad if our lunch was a bowl of lard to make some attempt at evening our day out)

All of us pretty much eat two meals a day. Lunch around 11 or 12 and dinner at 5 or 6. And we don't generally hold back. We'll get cheese steaks, Mexican, Chinese, whatever. But then I read things like this. Eating 3 god damn dinners. Literally 1.5x of our entire days food in one sitting, and it makes me realize that people get fat not because of WHAT they eat. I truely is how MUCH you eat.

Eat your cheeseburger. Enjoy it. Don't feel bad about it. But for god's sake don't have 3 of them.

/Where was I even going with this?


No, it's what you eat. Your diet is probably a lot more balanced than you're saying it is, I bet you're young enough that your body is still burning calories to grow. I wouldn't be surprised if you and you're buddies engage in some sort of physical group activity daily - even if it's racing each other down the block.
All anyone has to do to get fat is eat 2000 calories a day and do absolutely nothing to burn those calories. More typical though is the person that eats a couple normal sized meals a day that are 2000 calories each. And finally you can be active, eat a low calorie diet, and have an underactive thyroid. I know that sounds like a lame excuse, but there is medication to treat it and people start losing weight once they are on it. Unfortunately, doctors are often prejudiced and won't bother testing for it.
 
2012-08-30 03:27:54 PM

diaphoresis: JackieRabbit: wambu: This is needed.

[i.imgur.com image 270x270] 
[i.imgur.com image 270x400] 

/you are welcome NSFW

That's farking disgusting. I never have seen the appeal of these monstrously hug, pendulous milk-bags. Give me a gal with normal-sized boobs any day.

I like small ones myself. Mine are 32C but I would like a breast reduction.


Now those sound like nice breasts. I don't see why you would want to reduce them, but a lot of ladies like smaller breasts for a number of reasons.
 
2012-08-30 03:28:20 PM
We're No. 1! USA, USA, USA! But Britain, Mexico and Australia have more than their share of fatty fat fatsos, too.
 
2012-08-30 03:31:34 PM

JackieRabbit: wambu: This is needed.

[i.imgur.com image 270x270] 
[i.imgur.com image 270x400] 

/you are welcome NSFW

Let me fix that for you, jackie.

That's farking disgusting. I never have seen the appeal of [insert disparaging description of breasts here]. Give me a gal with [insert your preferences here] boobs any day.


For example:
That's farking disgusting. I never have seen the appeal of two saggy milk-bags. Give me a gal with three boobs any day.

/rinse
//repeat
 
2012-08-30 03:32:33 PM

BeezyBates: Me and my buddies were recently talking about how we feel like we eat pretty much anything we want every day and we're not fat. And I asked "I mean, how much food do you have to eat to get obese? That seems crazy that we eat like this and we're healthy." (We do occasionally have a salad if our lunch was a bowl of lard to make some attempt at evening our day out)

All of us pretty much eat two meals a day. Lunch around 11 or 12 and dinner at 5 or 6. And we don't generally hold back. We'll get cheese steaks, Mexican, Chinese, whatever. But then I read things like this. Eating 3 god damn dinners. Literally 1.5x of our entire days food in one sitting, and it makes me realize that people get fat not because of WHAT they eat. I truely is how MUCH you eat.

Eat your cheeseburger. Enjoy it. Don't feel bad about it. But for god's sake don't have 3 of them.

/Where was I even going with this?


Sorry to rain on your smug, but a lot of people are obese eating exactly as you describe. You have been blessed with a good metabolism (or are young), but eventually even two meals a day of not holding back restaurant food will lead to unhealthy weight gain.

I am 5'6" and I topped out at 185 (unusually stressful circumstances). Using weight watchers, I am now at 158 and still dropping about a pound a week. When I get to my maintenance weight, I will still not be able to eat as you describe. Sure, i can splurge about once a week, but it would be very difficult to maintain weight while eating out 5 nights a week, ordering whatever you wanted.
 
2012-08-30 03:33:06 PM
I do believe it's true she lost 98lbs in a year.

I do not believe it's true that she weighs 126 lbs (9 stone) unless she's 5'2" or shorter (making her husband about 5'5" or 5'6"). She looks about the same size as me, and I'm 15-20lbs heavier (I fluctuate between 140 and 145) and only 2 inches taller. Women's bodies, by and large, when we take care of ourselves, do try to build symmetrically to our breasts. That little girl is very pretty, but she is never going to be a US size 6... which is what a European size 10 is equivalent to. US size 10? Absolutely. But she is far too well-endowed to be much smaller, and those puppies are real.
 
2012-08-30 03:35:40 PM
Dude's lucky, he married a fat girl and got a hottie. Most of us marry a hottie and end up with a fat girl.
 
2012-08-30 03:36:40 PM
Meh. Even thinner, she's still only "British pretty".
 
2012-08-30 03:36:56 PM
Allow this to be a cautionary tale for you young men.

A wedding ring turns this:
i.dailymail.co.uk


Into this
i.dailymail.co.uk

/like pulling the ripcord on a liferaft
 
2012-08-30 03:40:28 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: wambu: This is needed.

[i.imgur.com image 270x270] 
[i.imgur.com image 270x400] 

/you are welcome NSFW

As much as I enjoy breasts (and I do really enjoy them), hers are just too large.
I know, AVG said a woman's breasts were too large.


Anything more than a handful is a waste!
 
2012-08-30 03:43:25 PM

JWideman: I know that sounds like a lame excuse, but there is medication to treat it and people start losing weight once they are on it. Unfortunately, doctors are often prejudiced and won't bother testing for it.


I had mine removed because of cancer, and my current doctor wants to constantly re-evaluate me to take me off levothyroxine.

Biatch, it's not going to grow back! I'm not going to magically make thyroxine and parathyrin ever again. Apparently they're discouraged to prescribe it, despite it being less than five bucks a month (too cheap for insurance to even bother). I guess we need more fatties to make fun of.
 
2012-08-30 03:43:52 PM
'Don' You Go Rounin' Roun to Re Ro
 
2012-08-30 03:45:56 PM

Banned on the Run: Allow this to be a cautionary tale for you young men.

A wedding ring turns this:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x544]


Into this
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x544]

/like pulling the ripcord on a liferaft


It turns a nice couple into ridiculous looking tourists?

This is why the wife and I don't travel, to avoid these issues.
 
2012-08-30 03:47:13 PM

Jgok: FTA: "I used to eat three dinners every evening..."
Well THERE'S your problem.

I just don't understand how someone can eat that much. When I go out to eat, I can never finish a single restaurant meal, but I see other patrons putting away a full basket of bread, twice as much steak, more bread, three huge side orders, and a dessert. Hell, if I want dessert, I have to order a kid-size meal to leave enough room... And I STILL have an extra few pounds of beer gut.

I generally just shake my head and go on my way, satisfied with paying half what they did for dinne


Right now is prime time to view the limits of the disgustingness of human beings. Never Ending Pasta Bowl at Olive Garden.

The first serving is a normal restaurant dinner portion of pasta (more than anyone should ever eat in three meals, let alone one). Every "refill" is a lunch portion of pasta (or, for normal people, two servings of pasta)

I've personally served a single person five refills on top of their first bowl. And he almost finished the last bowl too.

I think that amount of food would have literally killed me. But the guy I served it to was actually normal-sized for an American. He was just, apparently, entirely hollow.

Oh, and it was ALL "alfredo" sauce too. Which in OG's case is basically slightly-thickened oil. Ick.
 
2012-08-30 03:51:03 PM
I was in Disneyworld and Universal recently and yes they had "modified" seats for fat people. I can understand parks accommodating disabled people who have no choice about their predicament, fat people not so much.
 
2012-08-30 03:52:24 PM

drxym: I was in Disneyworld and Universal recently and yes they had "modified" seats for fat people. I can understand parks accommodating disabled people who have no choice about their predicament, fat people not so much.


Yeah. Once you let yourself get to the point where you need to wipe your ass with a rag on a stick, it's time to consider euthanizing yourself for the benefit of humanity.
 
2012-08-30 03:54:51 PM

Crackers Are a Family Food: FTFA: "Mortified Jade Torry shed seven stone after first getting stuck on a water slide"

[i46.tinypic.com image 427x249]


Laughing like a madwoman at work now. Great.
 
2012-08-30 03:56:20 PM

wambu: This is needed.

[i.imgur.com image 270x270] 
[i.imgur.com image 270x400] 

/you are welcome NSFW


Awesome! That body is perfect!! Well, can someone with photoshop make her blonde and tan and send them to me? EIP. kthxbye
 
2012-08-30 03:57:31 PM

Freudian_slipknot: Right now is prime time to view the limits of the disgustingness of human beings. Never Ending Pasta Bowl at Olive Garden.


You are the best unintentional salesperson ever. Does it come with never ending breadsticks? Other wise not worth it.
 
2012-08-30 03:59:44 PM

King Speedy: Give that guy crediting for buying long. Pretty good return on his investment.


Look at his face in the last picture of the article. He looks like he just won the lottery.
 
2012-08-30 04:01:07 PM

MycroftHolmes: BeezyBates: Me and my buddies were recently talking about how we feel like we eat pretty much anything we want every day and we're not fat. And I asked "I mean, how much food do you have to eat to get obese? That seems crazy that we eat like this and we're healthy." (We do occasionally have a salad if our lunch was a bowl of lard to make some attempt at evening our day out)

All of us pretty much eat two meals a day. Lunch around 11 or 12 and dinner at 5 or 6. And we don't generally hold back. We'll get cheese steaks, Mexican, Chinese, whatever. But then I read things like this. Eating 3 god damn dinners. Literally 1.5x of our entire days food in one sitting, and it makes me realize that people get fat not because of WHAT they eat. I truely is how MUCH you eat.

Eat your cheeseburger. Enjoy it. Don't feel bad about it. But for god's sake don't have 3 of them.

/Where was I even going with this?

Sorry to rain on your smug, but a lot of people are obese eating exactly as you describe. You have been blessed with a good metabolism (or are young), but eventually even two meals a day of not holding back restaurant food will lead to unhealthy weight gain.

I am 5'6" and I topped out at 185 (unusually stressful circumstances). Using weight watchers, I am now at 158 and still dropping about a pound a week. When I get to my maintenance weight, I will still not be able to eat as you describe. Sure, i can splurge about once a week, but it would be very difficult to maintain weight while eating out 5 nights a week, ordering whatever you wanted.


I'm 26, my buds are 37 and 32 (I think). Having two normal meals a day (not being healthy), even if they're 1000 each, is still only a 2,000 calorie day. Yeah you can eat something with 78g of fat in a meal, but thats not an average meal. No one is going to get obese eating 2000 calories a day. Sorry. Some might get fluffy, but my point is obese. You have to eat all day long to get obese and reach that 4000+ calorie mark in a day. Which means you're eating a metric shiat ton of food and thats why you're fat.
 
2012-08-30 04:04:59 PM

mbillips: We're No. 1! USA, USA, USA! But Britain, Mexico and Australia have more than their share of fatty fat fatsos, too.


We were #1. We're not even freakin' close anymore.

Some of the highest levels of obesity in the world are found in the island populations of Oceania. Rates of obesity as high as 75% have been reported in Nauru, Samoa, American Samoa, the Cook Islands, Tonga and French Polynesia

PDF
 
2012-08-30 04:05:45 PM

Diogenes: People say "oh she'd be so pretty if she'd just lose the weight" without really meaning it. She actually is pretty without the heft.


And the Diet Fairy let her keep her tits. That's nice.
 
2012-08-30 04:06:20 PM

weapon13: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: wambu: This is needed.

[i.imgur.com image 270x270] 
[i.imgur.com image 270x400] 

/you are welcome NSFW

As much as I enjoy breasts (and I do really enjoy them), hers are just too large.
I know, AVG said a woman's breasts were too large.

Anything more than a handful is a waste!

and you're risking a sprained thumb"
 
2012-08-30 04:08:34 PM

ShawnDoc: Wait, I've been to WDW a few times, and have an annual pass to Disneyland. What ride has special "Fat people" seats? I've never seen that.


It's a small large world after all...
 
2012-08-30 04:10:41 PM

diaphoresis:

I like small ones myself. Mine are 32C but I would like a breast reduction.


I'm so glad to hear that! I always wanted smaller ones - A or B, but I'm stuck with DDs. I've lost 17 pounds since May and am down to a size 8 in pants. I was hoping they would shrink but nope, still DD. Now I can't find any dresses that will fit :(.
 
2012-08-30 04:10:54 PM
Despite how much you diet, honey, you just can't lose that Britface.
 
2012-08-30 04:14:47 PM

Meatybrain: Diogenes: People say "oh she'd be so pretty if she'd just lose the weight" without really meaning it. She actually is pretty without the heft.

And the Diet Fairy let her keep her tits. That's nice.


I imagine that out of a bra they look like two slices of cheese pizza topped with stretch marks, ending in a small brown piece of burnt pepperoni at the tip.
 
2012-08-30 04:16:32 PM

SmackLT: MaudlinMutantMollusk: It's the flappiest place on earth

Awesome


Agreed.
 
2012-08-30 04:17:07 PM

cerwen: diaphoresis:

I like small ones myself. Mine are 32C but I would like a breast reduction.

I'm so glad to hear that! I always wanted smaller ones - A or B, but I'm stuck with DDs. I've lost 17 pounds since May and am down to a size 8 in pants. I was hoping they would shrink but nope, still DD. Now I can't find any dresses that will fit :(.


NOT FAIR!! When I lose weight, I loose boobs. When I gain weight, do the boobies come back? Nooooooo. It goes right on my thighs.

I want my C's back, dammit!!
 
2012-08-30 04:20:23 PM

cerwen: diaphoresis:

I like small ones myself. Mine are 32C but I would like a breast reduction.

I'm so glad to hear that! I always wanted smaller ones - A or B, but I'm stuck with DDs. I've lost 17 pounds since May and am down to a size 8 in pants. I was hoping they would shrink but nope, still DD. Now I can't find any dresses that will fit :(.


Just DD? Have you considered implants?

/I know I know, lots of guys are fine with small breasts...
 
2012-08-30 04:21:00 PM

Diogenes: ShawnDoc: Wait, I've been to WDW a few times, and have an annual pass to Disneyland. What ride has special "Fat people" seats? I've never seen that.

I noticed this same thing happen at Universal on The Hulk. Picked a guy out of line and made him use a specific seat. I couldn't see well enough to tell what was different about it. I was in line for the front seat (well worth the extra wait on that ride).


I love The Hulk. Been to Universal Studios Islands of Adventure twice, both times I waited for the front seat.

Top Thrill Dragster is still slightly more awesome in terms of acceleration; I just wish that the ride was longer :(
 
2012-08-30 04:21:36 PM

King Speedy: Give that guy crediting for buying long. Pretty good return on his investment.


He thinks so, too. It's adorable.
 
2012-08-30 04:26:42 PM

Banned on the Run: Allow this to be a cautionary tale for you young men.

A wedding ring turns this:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x544]


Into this
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x544]

/like pulling the ripcord on a liferaft


Sadly, all too often true. Always take a good look at the mother. If a woman's other is fat, she probably will be too. I do not know why this is.
 
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