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(Rocketnews 24)   Japan throws us a curveball by hosting a "Breast-Squeezing Fundraiser" that has nothing to do with tentacles or pubescent school girls (NSFW)   (en.rocketnews24.com) divider line 29
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2012-08-30 01:53:01 PM
11 votes:

Atomic Spunk: [sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com image 496x700]

She's 43 years old? DAMN!!!


Obligatory:

img823.imageshack.us
2012-08-30 01:54:09 PM
5 votes:
other areas had fun events such as a "Masturbation Marathon.

Ugh. So they have to endure the RNC too. We feel your pain, Japan.
2012-08-30 02:52:30 PM
3 votes:
img407.imageshack.us
2012-08-30 02:44:42 PM
3 votes:
ecx.images-amazon.com

I disagree with the NSFW addition to the headline.

Those boobies were covered.
2012-08-30 04:18:43 PM
2 votes:
legacy-cdn.smosh.com
2012-08-30 03:05:34 PM
2 votes:
img16.imageshack.us
2012-08-30 02:13:57 PM
2 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Well, that article was possibly NSFW, what with the first picture of the girl with her top raised and a guy fondling her breasts.

Now sure, you could argue that the human body is a beautiful thing, and certainly the girls shown in the article are definitely good looking, but let's be serious here. It's probably not safe to be looking at guys rolling pert breasts around in their sweaty hands while you are at work.


don't stop, almost there
2012-08-30 02:10:05 PM
2 votes:
wuzzadem.typepad.com
I'm going, that's all there is to it, I'm farkin' going.
2012-08-30 12:35:56 PM
2 votes:
This will likely be the only comment in this thread that will not be banned by the modmins.
2012-08-30 11:08:01 PM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Well, that article was possibly NSFW, what with the first picture of the girl with her top raised and a guy fondling her breasts.

Now sure, you could argue that the human body is a beautiful thing, and certainly the girls shown in the article are definitely good looking, but let's be serious here. It's probably not safe to be looking at guys rolling pert breasts around in their sweaty hands while you are at work.



When your boss appears behind you out of nowhere, you spin around in your chair, point at the monitor, and scream "Look at this shiat! Our piece of shiat content filtering system isn't doing shiat!! When are you going to get us some money in our budget so we can upgrade to a real Bayesian system instead of this keyword based shiat?! Get us some f*cking money to get a new 12 core server so we can upgrade - for shiat's sake!!"

They then tell you they're "fully invested" in the budgetary allocation process, they think they have a good seat at the senior leadership planning table, and we'll probably be seeing a good chunk of money come the 4th quarter. You bring up some hardcore porn, point to it, and continue screaming "what if HR finds out our software doesn't do shiat?! Are you taking the blame for that?! Shiat it's a f*cking midget!"

After that, they NEVER interrupt you when you're looking at porn.

/oh, you don't work in IT?
//guess it sucks to be you
2012-08-30 09:11:31 PM
1 votes:
Looking for Parco Fologore, leaving disappointed.

Come on Fark! This character practically sang about it!

encrypted-tbn2.google.com

Here's some good proof:
encrypted-tbn0.google.com
2012-08-30 08:37:20 PM
1 votes:

stuffy: Why can"t we have fund raisers like that over here?.


Because Jeebus is watching.
2012-08-30 04:21:42 PM
1 votes:
Ta-Tas for Tuberculosis.
2012-08-30 04:13:49 PM
1 votes:
Funbags for Fundraising.
2012-08-30 03:35:28 PM
1 votes:
2:18 in the video in the article there is a quick view on the tablet on screen. nice.
2012-08-30 03:20:52 PM
1 votes:

Third In Line: Wait - they blooped out the guy's face? WTF?


Since I didn't sign the privacy release, they blurred me out to prevent any possible litigation should anyone recognize me.

Witness protection is funny like that.
2012-08-30 03:10:56 PM
1 votes:

randomizetimer: Why was the dude's face pixelated?


Guy? What guy?
2012-08-30 03:06:33 PM
1 votes:
Almost all married men have been paying into this "fundraiser" for years and yet many don't get that kind of reward.

Damn shame.
2012-08-30 02:43:54 PM
1 votes:
Exsqueeze me?
2012-08-30 02:32:18 PM
1 votes:
Looking for the registration table . . .

i.imgur.com 

/line forms to the right
2012-08-30 02:24:17 PM
1 votes:
Excellent find,subby! There are simply not enough words to convey just how ingenious this is. Japan has,once again,beaten the U.S. to the punch. WTF has happened to our innovative spirit?!


Oh,and as a fundraiser myself,this has given me a few ideas....
2012-08-30 02:14:47 PM
1 votes:
Did someone say tentacles?

ninjamonkey.us
2012-08-30 02:09:09 PM
1 votes:
You can't use the words "breast" and "Japan" in a sentence without mentioning Sakura Shiratori.
www.stewpig.com
apabox.com
NSFW
2012-08-30 02:08:32 PM
1 votes:
Hello Kitty Titty.

/ Douzo
2012-08-30 02:03:57 PM
1 votes:
api.ning.com
2012-08-30 01:52:56 PM
1 votes:

Atomic Spunk: [sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com image 496x700]

She's 43 years old? DAMN!!!


Wait, WHAT?

She pulled a Reverse Courtney Stodden!
2012-08-30 01:52:27 PM
1 votes:
That's way more awesome then the stupid JDRF walk we do every year.
2012-08-30 01:50:50 PM
1 votes:
Listen, any woman that wants to contribute to charity can give me a buck to squeeze my member.

/Okay. Then how about I give you a buck to squeeze my member?
/No? Two bucks? I can go as high as $5. Tops.
2012-08-30 12:48:26 PM
1 votes:
Sweet Jesus Vishnu Buddha 天照大神 - get me an NSFW tag stat!

/ and a new bottle of jergens
 
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