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(Rocketnews 24)   Japan throws us a curveball by hosting a "Breast-Squeezing Fundraiser" that has nothing to do with tentacles or pubescent school girls (NSFW)   (en.rocketnews24.com) divider line 155
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2012-08-30 02:43:54 PM
Exsqueeze me?
 
2012-08-30 02:44:42 PM
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I disagree with the NSFW addition to the headline.

Those boobies were covered.
 
2012-08-30 02:45:20 PM
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2012-08-30 02:45:39 PM
Let me talk to HR about having this instead of wearing pink shirts for breast cancer awareness.
 
2012-08-30 02:47:05 PM

Brother_Mouzone: I like that the guys face was blurred but not the girl who is getting her tits squeezed.



Maybe the guy's face was obscene?
 
2012-08-30 02:49:24 PM

DirkTheDaring: What boob-squeezin' may look like NSFW


Same pic, this time not a postage stamp> Still NSFW

Bonus Boob-Squeezin' pic Also NSFW
 
2012-08-30 02:52:30 PM
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2012-08-30 02:55:22 PM
Meh, you know they'll be all pixelated.
 
2012-08-30 02:57:43 PM
Why was the dude's face pixelated?
 
2012-08-30 03:00:00 PM
Some pretty girls, tho I don't think they're typical, or common.
 
2012-08-30 03:02:57 PM

Atomic Spunk: [sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com image 496x700]

She's 43 years old? DAMN!!!


Do you often find it difficult to tell how old Asian women are? The secret is...

... Pearl Cream TM!
 
2012-08-30 03:03:10 PM
he's the breast
 
2012-08-30 03:05:34 PM
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2012-08-30 03:06:33 PM
Almost all married men have been paying into this "fundraiser" for years and yet many don't get that kind of reward.

Damn shame.
 
2012-08-30 03:09:58 PM

DirkTheDaring: one of ten lovely adult video actresses (known as oppai momi in Japanese - yes, they have a phrase for it).

Yeah, why wouldn't they? We do. Pretty much ever major world language does.


As badly as the article expresses it... I think "oppai momi" is actually a name for the act of a girl letting you squeeze her breasts to relieve stress... or something. At the bottom of the article it says:

"Oppai momi is particularly popular in Japan, and there are plenty of Japanese style pubs where you can go have a beer and also a squeeze of the waitresses breasts after a hard day in the office.
This is the first oppia momi fundraiser we are aware of though."

So, yeah, I think it's not, as the syntax of the article implies, a term for "adult video actress" but a term for "girl letting guy squeeze boobies."
 
2012-08-30 03:10:07 PM
How about some video of John Barrowman at this year's Comicon, gleefully fondling "big boobies"? Not the entire session, but only about 16 minutes. Great stuff though.

/Entire video is NSFW
//But funny as hell
///BARROWMAN!
 
2012-08-30 03:10:56 PM

randomizetimer: Why was the dude's face pixelated?


Guy? What guy?
 
2012-08-30 03:12:12 PM

Phno: So, yeah, I think it's not, as the syntax of the article implies, a term for "adult video actress" but a term for "girl letting guy squeeze boobies."


Thanks! I was too busy looking through my collection for boob squeezin' pics to muddle through the context. :)
 
2012-08-30 03:18:00 PM
Wait - they blooped out the guy's face? WTF?
 
2012-08-30 03:20:52 PM

Third In Line: Wait - they blooped out the guy's face? WTF?


Since I didn't sign the privacy release, they blurred me out to prevent any possible litigation should anyone recognize me.

Witness protection is funny like that.
 
2012-08-30 03:23:09 PM

kcfarker: Third In Line: Wait - they blooped out the guy's face? WTF?

Since I didn't sign the privacy release, they blurred me out to prevent any possible litigation should anyone recognize me.

Witness protection is funny like that.


Heh.
 
2012-08-30 03:27:25 PM
I have the weirdest most reasonable boner right now.
 
2012-08-30 03:31:18 PM
eip in case any farkettes are feeling charitable.
 
2012-08-30 03:35:28 PM
2:18 in the video in the article there is a quick view on the tablet on screen. nice.
 
2012-08-30 03:43:12 PM
brb I'm going to japan.
 
2012-08-30 03:50:30 PM

Third In Line: Wait - they blooped out the guy's face? WTF?


What guy wants to be known as a boob-squeezer? Why do you think most of them do it anonymously on the trains going to work?
 
2012-08-30 03:54:47 PM

Barbecue Bob: brb I'm going to japan.


EIP of course.
 
2012-08-30 03:55:06 PM

wambu: Looking for the registration table . . .

 

/line forms to the right


You know what they say - more than a mouthfull overflowing double handfull on each side - is wasted.
 
2012-08-30 03:56:10 PM
Was Harumi Nemoto there?
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2012-08-30 03:56:19 PM

Tiiba: Both these women and the men who fondle them will spend eternity in hell for their depravity. I can't help them, but YOU should consider withdrawing your support for this scandalous charity of sin and donating to your local church. Proverbs 5:3-5


Buffet: You're a Farkin' nut!


Poe Slaw on the Buffet
 
2012-08-30 03:58:20 PM

pladius: Barbecue Bob: brb I'm going to japan.

EIP of course.


Well, not EIP of B.Bob going to Japan. EIP for generous farkettes.
 
2012-08-30 04:05:32 PM
I'd donate to that charity. Multiple times.

/EIP is any farkettes are feeling generous today. Never gotten BIE, but might as well try anyway.
 
2012-08-30 04:13:49 PM
Funbags for Fundraising.
 
2012-08-30 04:18:43 PM
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2012-08-30 04:19:37 PM
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2012-08-30 04:21:42 PM
Ta-Tas for Tuberculosis.
 
2012-08-30 04:41:28 PM
Melons for Melanoma
 
2012-08-30 04:42:49 PM
What is this BIE and EIP and how can i get in on it?! lol
 
2012-08-30 04:44:18 PM
Armpit-warmers for Alzheimers
 
2012-08-30 04:51:22 PM

PlasticMoby: What is this BIE and EIP and how can i get in on it?! lol


BIE: Boobies in e-mail
EIP: e-mail in profile

BIE/EIP means I would like farkettes to send me pictures of their boobs, and my e-mail is available in my profile.

It's about as common as spotting a unicorn in the wild.
 
2012-08-30 04:54:50 PM
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2012-08-30 04:57:07 PM
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2012-08-30 04:59:54 PM
Wish they do that here in America, would gladly give out some $$$ to squeeze some nice boobies
 
2012-08-30 05:03:32 PM
Thanks R.A.Danny. Always nice not to be the only one to throw up the signal.
 
2012-08-30 05:06:08 PM
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wish she didn't had that flesh tone on her bikini, I like the top without it
 
2012-08-30 05:09:53 PM
I am having a terrible week at work and would love to go home and find some BIE.
/EIP
 
2012-08-30 05:24:46 PM
Fark Canada if Rmoney wins, I'm moving to Japan.
 
2012-08-30 05:33:06 PM

DirkTheDaring: Phno: So, yeah, I think it's not, as the syntax of the article implies, a term for "adult video actress" but a term for "girl letting guy squeeze boobies."

Thanks! I was too busy looking through my collection for boob squeezin' pics to muddle through the context. :)


Just to go a little further, oppai means "boobs" and momi comes from momu, which means "massage." So it's literally "boobs massage." That article has a weird sentence.
 
2012-08-30 05:41:03 PM

wambu: Looking for the registration table . . .

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/line forms to the right


Madre de Dios!

/not Asian, but I'll let it slide
//so to speak
///BIE EIP
 
2012-08-30 05:42:56 PM

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Cthulhu fhtagn?
 
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