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2012-08-30 12:35:56 PM  
This will likely be the only comment in this thread that will not be banned by the modmins.
 
2012-08-30 12:45:26 PM  
Speaking of squeezing boobs, I just want to give the badass that posted before me a big hug.  Because I too, know what oppression feels like.
 
2012-08-30 12:48:26 PM  
Sweet Jesus Vishnu Buddha 天照大神 - get me an NSFW tag stat!

/ and a new bottle of jergens
 
2012-08-30 01:41:14 PM  
not a whole lot to squeeze on "pubescent school girls"
 
2012-08-30 01:49:14 PM  
Sweet Jesus this is farking awesome!
 
2012-08-30 01:50:50 PM  
Listen, any woman that wants to contribute to charity can give me a buck to squeeze my member.

/Okay. Then how about I give you a buck to squeeze my member?
/No? Two bucks? I can go as high as $5. Tops.
 
2012-08-30 01:50:53 PM  
Mmmmmm.....boobies!
 
2012-08-30 01:51:13 PM  
sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com

She's 43 years old? DAMN!!!
 
2012-08-30 01:52:27 PM  
That's way more awesome then the stupid JDRF walk we do every year.
 
2012-08-30 01:52:48 PM  
This is the greatest thing ever....
And an excellent fundraising idea.

Donate ten dollars to X cause, and you can touch the boobs of on of our lovely volunteers for ten seconds!

People would totally go for it. Hell, getting their boobs touched isn't even really a big deal to most women these days, anyway.
 
2012-08-30 01:52:56 PM  

Atomic Spunk: [sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com image 496x700]

She's 43 years old? DAMN!!!


Wait, WHAT?

She pulled a Reverse Courtney Stodden!
 
2012-08-30 01:53:01 PM  

Atomic Spunk: [sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com image 496x700]

She's 43 years old? DAMN!!!


Obligatory:

img823.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-30 01:53:16 PM  
Than. damnit!
 
2012-08-30 01:54:09 PM  
other areas had fun events such as a "Masturbation Marathon.

Ugh. So they have to endure the RNC too. We feel your pain, Japan.
 
2012-08-30 01:54:34 PM  
I'd buy that for a dollar.

/or twenty
 
2012-08-30 01:56:39 PM  

DirkTheDaring: Atomic Spunk: [sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com image 496x700]

She's 43 years old? DAMN!!!

Obligatory:

[img823.imageshack.us image 850x255]


Came here for, well, boobies. But this is ok too.

/Can't post
//Work
///Still not a bookmark
 
2012-08-30 01:58:19 PM  
Most of the time I am a bit conservative about adopting various aspects of other cultures but in the interests of charity. We need this!
 
2012-08-30 02:00:15 PM  
Well, that article was possibly NSFW, what with the first picture of the girl with her top raised and a guy fondling her breasts.

Now sure, you could argue that the human body is a beautiful thing, and certainly the girls shown in the article are definitely good looking, but let's be serious here. It's probably not safe to be looking at guys rolling pert breasts around in their sweaty hands while you are at work.
 
2012-08-30 02:01:12 PM  
no bie's here?

\\eip!
 
2012-08-30 02:01:12 PM  
one of ten lovely adult video actresses (known as oppai momi in Japanese - yes, they have a phrase for it).

Yeah, why wouldn't they? We do. Pretty much ever major world language does.
 
2012-08-30 02:02:09 PM  
Oppa momi? First thing I thought of... Link
 
2012-08-30 02:03:57 PM  
api.ning.com
 
2012-08-30 02:08:32 PM  
Hello Kitty Titty.

/ Douzo
 
2012-08-30 02:09:09 PM  
You can't use the words "breast" and "Japan" in a sentence without mentioning Sakura Shiratori.
www.stewpig.com
apabox.com
NSFW
 
2012-08-30 02:10:05 PM  
wuzzadem.typepad.com
I'm going, that's all there is to it, I'm farkin' going.
 
2012-08-30 02:10:25 PM  
Shut up and make with the Hitomi of the huge titties pics!
 
2012-08-30 02:11:43 PM  
1) We need this in this country

2) I would pay extra for Japanese boobies

3) I'll be in my bunk
 
2012-08-30 02:13:05 PM  
Oh, but when O&A wanted to create a "Feels for Meals" charity event to feed the homeless during Thanksgiving, they were creeps.

/not really, it was an awesome idea
 
2012-08-30 02:13:26 PM  
If Japan didn't exist we would have create it.
 
2012-08-30 02:13:29 PM  
I'm not saying this is a bookmark......................but it's a bookmark
 
2012-08-30 02:13:47 PM  
dammit, why can i never find the bookmark button in these forums?
 
2012-08-30 02:13:57 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Well, that article was possibly NSFW, what with the first picture of the girl with her top raised and a guy fondling her breasts.

Now sure, you could argue that the human body is a beautiful thing, and certainly the girls shown in the article are definitely good looking, but let's be serious here. It's probably not safe to be looking at guys rolling pert breasts around in their sweaty hands while you are at work.


don't stop, almost there
 
2012-08-30 02:14:07 PM  

MBooda: You can't use the words "breast" and "Japan" in a sentence without mentioning Sakura Shiratori.
[www.stewpig.com image 500x600]
[apabox.com image 300x450]
NSFW


I feel the same way about Saaya Irie, and she's been legal since last year.
 
2012-08-30 02:14:47 PM  
Did someone say tentacles?

ninjamonkey.us
 
2012-08-30 02:15:15 PM  
Boobs
 
2012-08-30 02:17:38 PM  
would post pics of covered breasts, but I know I'd get the boobt...bewby threads just aren't what they used to be....

/old
 
2012-08-30 02:18:16 PM  

Amos Quito: [sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com image 450x300]

Once in a lifetime...


for that boy, for sure...
 
2012-08-30 02:18:31 PM  

Fo Shiz: This will likely be the only comment in this thread that will not be banned by the modmins.


Nice way to ruin a golden opportunity to get hilariously self-owned by the Boobies filter.

Boobies.
 
2012-08-30 02:19:04 PM  

MBooda: You can't use the words "breast" and "Japan" in a sentence without mentioning Sakura Shiratori.
[www.stewpig.com image 500x600]
[apabox.com image 300x450]
NSFW


within an inch of her life.....
 
2012-08-30 02:19:12 PM  
This is a blatant request for BIE and a bookmark. It's like a two-for-one!

/Please and thanks!
 
2012-08-30 02:19:13 PM  
Well, I guess if it's for a good cause who am I to judge?!?

oncelebrity.com

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-30 02:19:44 PM  
 
2012-08-30 02:20:24 PM  
Both these women and the men who fondle them will spend eternity in hell for their depravity. I can't help them, but YOU should consider withdrawing your support for this scandalous charity of sin and donating to your local church. Proverbs 5:3-5
 
2012-08-30 02:24:17 PM  
Excellent find,subby! There are simply not enough words to convey just how ingenious this is. Japan has,once again,beaten the U.S. to the punch. WTF has happened to our innovative spirit?!


Oh,and as a fundraiser myself,this has given me a few ideas....
 
2012-08-30 02:24:19 PM  
weoisefe lri afbookmarkave weoifadnl
 
2012-08-30 02:30:20 PM  

Bruxellensis: weoisefe lri afbookmarkave weoifadnl


THIS
 
2012-08-30 02:30:29 PM  

Tiiba: Proverbs 5:3-5


You're absolutely right. They should be covered with honey.

/Fark 21:1-3
//And 'lo the farker requests BIE
///As the farkette gives to thy EIP
 
2012-08-30 02:31:45 PM  

Tiiba: Both these women and the men who fondle them will spend eternity in hell for their depravity. I can't help them, but YOU should consider withdrawing your support for this scandalous charity of sin and donating to your local church. Proverbs 5:3-5


You're a Farkin' nut!
 
2012-08-30 02:32:18 PM  
Looking for the registration table . . .

i.imgur.com 

/line forms to the right
 
2012-08-30 02:42:20 PM  
I like that the guys face was blurred but not the girl who is getting her tits squeezed.
 
2012-08-30 02:43:54 PM  
Exsqueeze me?
 
2012-08-30 02:44:42 PM  
ecx.images-amazon.com

I disagree with the NSFW addition to the headline.

Those boobies were covered.
 
2012-08-30 02:45:20 PM  
i1126.photobucket.com 

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-30 02:45:39 PM  
Let me talk to HR about having this instead of wearing pink shirts for breast cancer awareness.
 
2012-08-30 02:47:05 PM  

Brother_Mouzone: I like that the guys face was blurred but not the girl who is getting her tits squeezed.



Maybe the guy's face was obscene?
 
2012-08-30 02:49:24 PM  

DirkTheDaring: What boob-squeezin' may look like NSFW


Same pic, this time not a postage stamp> Still NSFW

Bonus Boob-Squeezin' pic Also NSFW
 
2012-08-30 02:52:30 PM  
img407.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-30 02:55:22 PM  
Meh, you know they'll be all pixelated.
 
2012-08-30 02:57:43 PM  
Why was the dude's face pixelated?
 
2012-08-30 03:00:00 PM  
Some pretty girls, tho I don't think they're typical, or common.
 
2012-08-30 03:02:57 PM  

Atomic Spunk: [sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com image 496x700]

She's 43 years old? DAMN!!!


Do you often find it difficult to tell how old Asian women are? The secret is...

... Pearl Cream TM!
 
2012-08-30 03:03:10 PM  
he's the breast
 
2012-08-30 03:05:34 PM  
img16.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-30 03:06:33 PM  
Almost all married men have been paying into this "fundraiser" for years and yet many don't get that kind of reward.

Damn shame.
 
2012-08-30 03:09:58 PM  

DirkTheDaring: one of ten lovely adult video actresses (known as oppai momi in Japanese - yes, they have a phrase for it).

Yeah, why wouldn't they? We do. Pretty much ever major world language does.


As badly as the article expresses it... I think "oppai momi" is actually a name for the act of a girl letting you squeeze her breasts to relieve stress... or something. At the bottom of the article it says:

"Oppai momi is particularly popular in Japan, and there are plenty of Japanese style pubs where you can go have a beer and also a squeeze of the waitresses breasts after a hard day in the office.
This is the first oppia momi fundraiser we are aware of though."

So, yeah, I think it's not, as the syntax of the article implies, a term for "adult video actress" but a term for "girl letting guy squeeze boobies."
 
2012-08-30 03:10:07 PM  
How about some video of John Barrowman at this year's Comicon, gleefully fondling "big boobies"? Not the entire session, but only about 16 minutes. Great stuff though.

/Entire video is NSFW
//But funny as hell
///BARROWMAN!
 
2012-08-30 03:10:56 PM  

randomizetimer: Why was the dude's face pixelated?


Guy? What guy?
 
2012-08-30 03:12:12 PM  

Phno: So, yeah, I think it's not, as the syntax of the article implies, a term for "adult video actress" but a term for "girl letting guy squeeze boobies."


Thanks! I was too busy looking through my collection for boob squeezin' pics to muddle through the context. :)
 
2012-08-30 03:18:00 PM  
Wait - they blooped out the guy's face? WTF?
 
2012-08-30 03:20:52 PM  

Third In Line: Wait - they blooped out the guy's face? WTF?


Since I didn't sign the privacy release, they blurred me out to prevent any possible litigation should anyone recognize me.

Witness protection is funny like that.
 
2012-08-30 03:23:09 PM  

kcfarker: Third In Line: Wait - they blooped out the guy's face? WTF?

Since I didn't sign the privacy release, they blurred me out to prevent any possible litigation should anyone recognize me.

Witness protection is funny like that.


Heh.
 
2012-08-30 03:27:25 PM  
I have the weirdest most reasonable boner right now.
 
2012-08-30 03:31:18 PM  
eip in case any farkettes are feeling charitable.
 
2012-08-30 03:35:28 PM  
2:18 in the video in the article there is a quick view on the tablet on screen. nice.
 
2012-08-30 03:43:12 PM  
brb I'm going to japan.
 
2012-08-30 03:50:30 PM  

Third In Line: Wait - they blooped out the guy's face? WTF?


What guy wants to be known as a boob-squeezer? Why do you think most of them do it anonymously on the trains going to work?
 
2012-08-30 03:54:47 PM  

Barbecue Bob: brb I'm going to japan.


EIP of course.
 
2012-08-30 03:55:06 PM  

wambu: Looking for the registration table . . .

/line forms to the right


You know what they say - more than a mouthfull overflowing double handfull on each side - is wasted.
 
2012-08-30 03:56:10 PM  
Was Harumi Nemoto there?
img600.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-30 03:56:19 PM  

Tiiba: Both these women and the men who fondle them will spend eternity in hell for their depravity. I can't help them, but YOU should consider withdrawing your support for this scandalous charity of sin and donating to your local church. Proverbs 5:3-5


Buffet: You're a Farkin' nut!


Poe Slaw on the Buffet
 
2012-08-30 03:58:20 PM  

pladius: Barbecue Bob: brb I'm going to japan.

EIP of course.


Well, not EIP of B.Bob going to Japan. EIP for generous farkettes.
 
2012-08-30 04:05:32 PM  
I'd donate to that charity. Multiple times.

/EIP is any farkettes are feeling generous today. Never gotten BIE, but might as well try anyway.
 
2012-08-30 04:13:49 PM  
Funbags for Fundraising.
 
2012-08-30 04:18:43 PM  
legacy-cdn.smosh.com
 
2012-08-30 04:19:37 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

24.media.tumblr.com

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-30 04:21:42 PM  
Ta-Tas for Tuberculosis.
 
2012-08-30 04:41:28 PM  
Melons for Melanoma
 
2012-08-30 04:42:49 PM  
What is this BIE and EIP and how can i get in on it?! lol
 
2012-08-30 04:44:18 PM  
Armpit-warmers for Alzheimers
 
2012-08-30 04:51:22 PM  

PlasticMoby: What is this BIE and EIP and how can i get in on it?! lol


BIE: Boobies in e-mail
EIP: e-mail in profile

BIE/EIP means I would like farkettes to send me pictures of their boobs, and my e-mail is available in my profile.

It's about as common as spotting a unicorn in the wild.
 
2012-08-30 04:54:50 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

25.media.tumblr.com

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-30 04:57:07 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

25.media.tumblr.com

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-30 04:59:54 PM  
Wish they do that here in America, would gladly give out some $$$ to squeeze some nice boobies
 
2012-08-30 05:03:32 PM  
Thanks R.A.Danny. Always nice not to be the only one to throw up the signal.
 
2012-08-30 05:06:08 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com


wish she didn't had that flesh tone on her bikini, I like the top without it
 
2012-08-30 05:09:53 PM  
I am having a terrible week at work and would love to go home and find some BIE.
/EIP
 
2012-08-30 05:24:46 PM  
Fark Canada if Rmoney wins, I'm moving to Japan.
 
2012-08-30 05:33:06 PM  

DirkTheDaring: Phno: So, yeah, I think it's not, as the syntax of the article implies, a term for "adult video actress" but a term for "girl letting guy squeeze boobies."

Thanks! I was too busy looking through my collection for boob squeezin' pics to muddle through the context. :)


Just to go a little further, oppai means "boobs" and momi comes from momu, which means "massage." So it's literally "boobs massage." That article has a weird sentence.
 
2012-08-30 05:41:03 PM  

wambu: Looking for the registration table . . .

[i.imgur.com image 850x1231] 

/line forms to the right


Madre de Dios!

/not Asian, but I'll let it slide
//so to speak
///BIE EIP
 
2012-08-30 05:42:56 PM  

Bruxellensis: weoisefe lri afbookmarkave weoifadnl


Cthulhu fhtagn?
 
2012-08-30 06:02:01 PM  
Atomic Spunk: [sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com image 496x700]

She's 43 years old? DAMN!!!
=========================================================

*looks at page again*

HOLY CRAP.

That is the loveliest 43 year old on planet Earth. Lucky bastard.
 
2012-08-30 06:38:09 PM  
Now this is something I can really wrap my head around!
 
2012-08-30 06:39:12 PM  
I'll be in my masturbatorium having a marathon.
 
2012-08-30 06:48:43 PM  
filefap.com
 
2012-08-30 06:52:58 PM  

trucktrash: other areas had fun events such as a "Masturbation Marathon.

Ugh. So they have to endure the RNC too. We feel your pain, Japan.


"A circle jerk for Cystic Fibrosis is where I draw the line! Screw yew guys, I'm going hewm!!"
 
2012-08-30 06:56:36 PM  
Hooters for Hodgkinson's.
 
2012-08-30 07:23:21 PM  
Bookmark, hell.. ~Favorites~
 
2012-08-30 07:26:41 PM  
Ahh, a good ole fashioned Bewbies thread on fark. Bonus: Japanese boobies

eip for JBIE
 
2012-08-30 07:41:48 PM  
I tell you a guy stops checking Fark daily and the next think I know the BIE threads are dead.

What happened to you Fark? You used to be so cool...:-(

/EIP
 
2012-08-30 07:45:11 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

24.media.tumblr.com

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-30 07:48:19 PM  

S-Bizzy: I tell you a guy stops checking Fark daily and the next think I know the BIE threads are dead.

What happened to you Fark? You used to be so cool...:-(

/EIP


Many of them have been sent to the cornfield. They decided not to come back.
 
2012-08-30 08:16:52 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: AverageAmericanGuy: Well, that article was possibly NSFW, what with the first picture of the girl with her top raised and a guy fondling her breasts.

Now sure, you could argue that the human body is a beautiful thing, and certainly the girls shown in the article are definitely good looking, but let's be serious here. It's probably not safe to be looking at guys rolling pert breasts around in their sweaty hands while you are at work.

don't stop, almost there


Damn you! You know what you did. Keyboard? Monitor?
 
2012-08-30 08:36:30 PM  
Why can"t we have fund raisers like that over here?.
 
2012-08-30 08:37:20 PM  

stuffy: Why can"t we have fund raisers like that over here?.


Because Jeebus is watching.
 
2012-08-30 08:44:34 PM  
crow202.org
crow202.org

Gonna call this borderline NSFW.

SearchN: Many of them have been sent to the cornfield. They decided not to come back.


...a day may come when the courage of Farkers fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day! This day, we post pics!!!1!
 
2012-08-30 08:50:05 PM  
 
2012-08-30 08:57:57 PM  

danceswithcrows: Gonna call this borderline NSFW.


Dunno about you but I'm going to run for the border.

/where is the Japanese border, anyway?
 
2012-08-30 08:59:20 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

24.media.tumblr.com

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-30 09:00:57 PM  

MBooda: danceswithcrows: Gonna call this borderline NSFW.

Dunno about you but I'm going to run for the border.

/where is the Japanese border, anyway?


4000 miles
 
2012-08-30 09:02:39 PM  
You know, there are times that I think it might have been better if the Japanese had won the war.
 
2012-08-30 09:08:31 PM  
Penis cozies for Parkinson's.
 
2012-08-30 09:11:31 PM  
Looking for Parco Fologore, leaving disappointed.

Come on Fark! This character practically sang about it!

encrypted-tbn2.google.com

Here's some good proof:
encrypted-tbn0.google.com
 
2012-08-30 09:12:57 PM  
weknowmemes.com
 
2012-08-30 09:15:33 PM  

fknra: MBooda: danceswithcrows: Gonna call this borderline NSFW.

Dunno about you but I'm going to run for the border.

/where is the Japanese border, anyway?

4000 miles


I would walk that.

/and I would walk 6,000 more
 
2012-08-30 09:16:13 PM  
Man, do I miss my youth when I lived in Tokyo. There's nothing like a trip to Shinjuku, Shibuya and Roppongi to see gorgeous Asian ladies.......soooo many to see......and no beer goggles were necessary.......

//Lucky enough to marry one
///Still looks great for her age
 
2012-08-30 09:28:17 PM  

MBooda: and I would walk 6,000 more


crow202.org
They agree, this is something that should be proclaimed.

crow202.org
And why should the Asians have all the fun?
 
2012-08-30 09:35:24 PM  
sorry for any reposts

bie?
eip

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-30 09:37:32 PM  
blogs.houstonpress.com
 
2012-08-30 09:39:40 PM  
i3.photobucket.com">
 
2012-08-30 09:40:15 PM  
i830.photobucket.com">
 
2012-08-30 09:40:30 PM  
i14.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-30 09:40:52 PM  
i830.photobucket.com">
 
2012-08-30 09:43:53 PM  

TheHappTroll: 2:18 in the video in the article there is a quick view on the tablet on screen. nice.


Yes, amazing tubes.
 
2012-08-30 09:49:14 PM  
i14.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-30 09:50:14 PM  
crow202.org
crow202.org
 
2012-08-30 10:10:52 PM  
i277.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-30 10:19:13 PM  
Omahawg, could be an MVP for this thread.

GOOD GOSH, this thread is so farking amazing.
 
2012-08-30 10:26:07 PM  
 
2012-08-30 10:37:28 PM  
backstage.soentertain.me

First thing I thought of.

/konnichiwa
 
2012-08-30 11:08:01 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Well, that article was possibly NSFW, what with the first picture of the girl with her top raised and a guy fondling her breasts.

Now sure, you could argue that the human body is a beautiful thing, and certainly the girls shown in the article are definitely good looking, but let's be serious here. It's probably not safe to be looking at guys rolling pert breasts around in their sweaty hands while you are at work.



When your boss appears behind you out of nowhere, you spin around in your chair, point at the monitor, and scream "Look at this shiat! Our piece of shiat content filtering system isn't doing shiat!! When are you going to get us some money in our budget so we can upgrade to a real Bayesian system instead of this keyword based shiat?! Get us some f*cking money to get a new 12 core server so we can upgrade - for shiat's sake!!"

They then tell you they're "fully invested" in the budgetary allocation process, they think they have a good seat at the senior leadership planning table, and we'll probably be seeing a good chunk of money come the 4th quarter. You bring up some hardcore porn, point to it, and continue screaming "what if HR finds out our software doesn't do shiat?! Are you taking the blame for that?! Shiat it's a f*cking midget!"

After that, they NEVER interrupt you when you're looking at porn.

/oh, you don't work in IT?
//guess it sucks to be you
 
2012-08-30 11:13:53 PM  

ZeroPly: AverageAmericanGuy: Well, that article was possibly NSFW, what with the first picture of the girl with her top raised and a guy fondling her breasts.

Now sure, you could argue that the human body is a beautiful thing, and certainly the girls shown in the article are definitely good looking, but let's be serious here. It's probably not safe to be looking at guys rolling pert breasts around in their sweaty hands while you are at work.


When your boss appears behind you out of nowhere, you spin around in your chair, point at the monitor, and scream "Look at this shiat! Our piece of shiat content filtering system isn't doing shiat!! When are you going to get us some money in our budget so we can upgrade to a real Bayesian system instead of this keyword based shiat?! Get us some f*cking money to get a new 12 core server so we can upgrade - for shiat's sake!!"

They then tell you they're "fully invested" in the budgetary allocation process, they think they have a good seat at the senior leadership planning table, and we'll probably be seeing a good chunk of money come the 4th quarter. You bring up some hardcore porn, point to it, and continue screaming "what if HR finds out our software doesn't do shiat?! Are you taking the blame for that?! Shiat it's a f*cking midget!"

After that, they NEVER interrupt you when you're looking at porn.

/oh, you don't work in IT?
//guess it sucks to be you


i172.photobucket.com

If they didn't just fire you.
 
2012-08-30 11:20:08 PM  
This would never happen in the U.S for 3 reasons.

1. A bunch of assholes would be beating off during the event.

2. The headlines for the day after the event would read "Dozens of big hearted charity workers killed as bitter old housewives go on a shooting spree"

3. Conservative Republicans.
 
2012-08-30 11:46:15 PM  
pictures.mastermarf.com
 
2012-08-30 11:54:05 PM  
Just in case any Farkettes are feeling generous, EIP :)
 
2012-08-31 12:35:43 AM  
And because Japan:

sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com 

Would you like to know more?
 
2012-08-31 12:50:30 AM  
Say hello to my little friends.
a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net

Boobs to confuse you by.
a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net

a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-08-31 01:09:38 AM  

Ghastly: Say hello to my little friends.


Boobs to confuse you by.


Hi friends! Rowr!
 
2012-08-31 01:32:58 AM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: [backstage.soentertain.me image 697x503]

First thing I thought of.

/konnichiwa


The crazy eyes. I would still hit it and then move to a new zip code
 
2012-08-31 11:57:07 AM  

Ghastly: Say hello to my little friends.
[a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 850x507]

Boobs to confuse you by.
[a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 850x554]

[a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 573x960]


You know bud, you really should be added to my list. Yes, I know what those were but we both know I have odder friends.

/He is getting his book published/released on Halloween btw.
 
2012-08-31 02:09:53 PM  
This is not a bookmark...
 
2012-09-01 03:13:36 AM  
media.skateboard.com.au
 
2012-09-01 09:34:36 AM  

OMDAH: This is not a bookmark...


But this is!

/yay for the well-endowed generation of Japanese girls
 
2012-09-01 11:32:24 AM  
img4.sankakustatic.com
 
2012-09-01 11:34:10 AM  
img2.sankakustatic.com
 
2012-09-01 11:35:44 AM  
img2.sankakustatic.com
 
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