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(Rocketnews 24)   Japan throws us a curveball by hosting a "Breast-Squeezing Fundraiser" that has nothing to do with tentacles or pubescent school girls (NSFW)   (en.rocketnews24.com) divider line 155
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2012-08-30 06:02:01 PM
Atomic Spunk: [sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com image 496x700]

She's 43 years old? DAMN!!!
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*looks at page again*

HOLY CRAP.

That is the loveliest 43 year old on planet Earth. Lucky bastard.
 
2012-08-30 06:38:09 PM
Now this is something I can really wrap my head around!
 
2012-08-30 06:39:12 PM
I'll be in my masturbatorium having a marathon.
 
2012-08-30 06:48:43 PM
filefap.com
 
2012-08-30 06:52:58 PM

trucktrash: other areas had fun events such as a "Masturbation Marathon.

Ugh. So they have to endure the RNC too. We feel your pain, Japan.


"A circle jerk for Cystic Fibrosis is where I draw the line! Screw yew guys, I'm going hewm!!"
 
2012-08-30 06:56:36 PM
Hooters for Hodgkinson's.
 
2012-08-30 07:23:21 PM
Bookmark, hell.. ~Favorites~
 
2012-08-30 07:26:41 PM
Ahh, a good ole fashioned Bewbies thread on fark. Bonus: Japanese boobies

eip for JBIE
 
2012-08-30 07:41:48 PM
I tell you a guy stops checking Fark daily and the next think I know the BIE threads are dead.

What happened to you Fark? You used to be so cool...:-(

/EIP
 
2012-08-30 07:45:11 PM
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2012-08-30 07:48:19 PM

S-Bizzy: I tell you a guy stops checking Fark daily and the next think I know the BIE threads are dead.

What happened to you Fark? You used to be so cool...:-(

/EIP


Many of them have been sent to the cornfield. They decided not to come back.
 
2012-08-30 08:16:52 PM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: AverageAmericanGuy: Well, that article was possibly NSFW, what with the first picture of the girl with her top raised and a guy fondling her breasts.

Now sure, you could argue that the human body is a beautiful thing, and certainly the girls shown in the article are definitely good looking, but let's be serious here. It's probably not safe to be looking at guys rolling pert breasts around in their sweaty hands while you are at work.

don't stop, almost there


Damn you! You know what you did. Keyboard? Monitor?
 
2012-08-30 08:36:30 PM
Why can"t we have fund raisers like that over here?.
 
2012-08-30 08:37:20 PM

stuffy: Why can"t we have fund raisers like that over here?.


Because Jeebus is watching.
 
2012-08-30 08:44:34 PM
crow202.org
crow202.org

Gonna call this borderline NSFW.

SearchN: Many of them have been sent to the cornfield. They decided not to come back.


...a day may come when the courage of Farkers fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day! This day, we post pics!!!1!
 
2012-08-30 08:50:05 PM
 
2012-08-30 08:57:57 PM

danceswithcrows: Gonna call this borderline NSFW.


Dunno about you but I'm going to run for the border.

/where is the Japanese border, anyway?
 
2012-08-30 08:59:20 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

24.media.tumblr.com

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-30 09:00:57 PM

MBooda: danceswithcrows: Gonna call this borderline NSFW.

Dunno about you but I'm going to run for the border.

/where is the Japanese border, anyway?


4000 miles
 
2012-08-30 09:02:39 PM
You know, there are times that I think it might have been better if the Japanese had won the war.
 
2012-08-30 09:08:31 PM
Penis cozies for Parkinson's.
 
2012-08-30 09:11:31 PM
Looking for Parco Fologore, leaving disappointed.

Come on Fark! This character practically sang about it!

encrypted-tbn2.google.com

Here's some good proof:
encrypted-tbn0.google.com
 
2012-08-30 09:12:57 PM
weknowmemes.com
 
2012-08-30 09:15:33 PM

fknra: MBooda: danceswithcrows: Gonna call this borderline NSFW.

Dunno about you but I'm going to run for the border.

/where is the Japanese border, anyway?

4000 miles


I would walk that.

/and I would walk 6,000 more
 
2012-08-30 09:16:13 PM
Man, do I miss my youth when I lived in Tokyo. There's nothing like a trip to Shinjuku, Shibuya and Roppongi to see gorgeous Asian ladies.......soooo many to see......and no beer goggles were necessary.......

//Lucky enough to marry one
///Still looks great for her age
 
2012-08-30 09:28:17 PM

MBooda: and I would walk 6,000 more


crow202.org
They agree, this is something that should be proclaimed.

crow202.org
And why should the Asians have all the fun?
 
2012-08-30 09:35:24 PM
sorry for any reposts

bie?
eip

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2012-08-30 09:37:32 PM
blogs.houstonpress.com
 
2012-08-30 09:39:40 PM
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2012-08-30 09:40:15 PM
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2012-08-30 09:40:30 PM
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2012-08-30 09:40:52 PM
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2012-08-30 09:43:53 PM

TheHappTroll: 2:18 in the video in the article there is a quick view on the tablet on screen. nice.


Yes, amazing tubes.
 
2012-08-30 09:49:14 PM
i14.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-30 09:50:14 PM
crow202.org
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2012-08-30 10:10:52 PM
i277.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-30 10:19:13 PM
Omahawg, could be an MVP for this thread.

GOOD GOSH, this thread is so farking amazing.
 
2012-08-30 10:26:07 PM
 
2012-08-30 10:37:28 PM
backstage.soentertain.me

First thing I thought of.

/konnichiwa
 
2012-08-30 11:08:01 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Well, that article was possibly NSFW, what with the first picture of the girl with her top raised and a guy fondling her breasts.

Now sure, you could argue that the human body is a beautiful thing, and certainly the girls shown in the article are definitely good looking, but let's be serious here. It's probably not safe to be looking at guys rolling pert breasts around in their sweaty hands while you are at work.



When your boss appears behind you out of nowhere, you spin around in your chair, point at the monitor, and scream "Look at this shiat! Our piece of shiat content filtering system isn't doing shiat!! When are you going to get us some money in our budget so we can upgrade to a real Bayesian system instead of this keyword based shiat?! Get us some f*cking money to get a new 12 core server so we can upgrade - for shiat's sake!!"

They then tell you they're "fully invested" in the budgetary allocation process, they think they have a good seat at the senior leadership planning table, and we'll probably be seeing a good chunk of money come the 4th quarter. You bring up some hardcore porn, point to it, and continue screaming "what if HR finds out our software doesn't do shiat?! Are you taking the blame for that?! Shiat it's a f*cking midget!"

After that, they NEVER interrupt you when you're looking at porn.

/oh, you don't work in IT?
//guess it sucks to be you
 
2012-08-30 11:13:53 PM

ZeroPly: AverageAmericanGuy: Well, that article was possibly NSFW, what with the first picture of the girl with her top raised and a guy fondling her breasts.

Now sure, you could argue that the human body is a beautiful thing, and certainly the girls shown in the article are definitely good looking, but let's be serious here. It's probably not safe to be looking at guys rolling pert breasts around in their sweaty hands while you are at work.


When your boss appears behind you out of nowhere, you spin around in your chair, point at the monitor, and scream "Look at this shiat! Our piece of shiat content filtering system isn't doing shiat!! When are you going to get us some money in our budget so we can upgrade to a real Bayesian system instead of this keyword based shiat?! Get us some f*cking money to get a new 12 core server so we can upgrade - for shiat's sake!!"

They then tell you they're "fully invested" in the budgetary allocation process, they think they have a good seat at the senior leadership planning table, and we'll probably be seeing a good chunk of money come the 4th quarter. You bring up some hardcore porn, point to it, and continue screaming "what if HR finds out our software doesn't do shiat?! Are you taking the blame for that?! Shiat it's a f*cking midget!"

After that, they NEVER interrupt you when you're looking at porn.

/oh, you don't work in IT?
//guess it sucks to be you


i172.photobucket.com

If they didn't just fire you.
 
2012-08-30 11:20:08 PM
This would never happen in the U.S for 3 reasons.

1. A bunch of assholes would be beating off during the event.

2. The headlines for the day after the event would read "Dozens of big hearted charity workers killed as bitter old housewives go on a shooting spree"

3. Conservative Republicans.
 
2012-08-30 11:46:15 PM
pictures.mastermarf.com
 
2012-08-30 11:54:05 PM
Just in case any Farkettes are feeling generous, EIP :)
 
2012-08-31 12:35:43 AM
And because Japan:

sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com 

Would you like to know more?
 
2012-08-31 12:50:30 AM
Say hello to my little friends.
a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net

Boobs to confuse you by.
a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net

a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-08-31 01:09:38 AM

Ghastly: Say hello to my little friends.


Boobs to confuse you by.


Hi friends! Rowr!
 
2012-08-31 01:32:58 AM

CigaretteSmokingMan: [backstage.soentertain.me image 697x503]

First thing I thought of.

/konnichiwa


The crazy eyes. I would still hit it and then move to a new zip code
 
2012-08-31 11:57:07 AM

Ghastly: Say hello to my little friends.
[a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 850x507]

Boobs to confuse you by.
[a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 850x554]

[a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 573x960]


You know bud, you really should be added to my list. Yes, I know what those were but we both know I have odder friends.

/He is getting his book published/released on Halloween btw.
 
2012-08-31 02:09:53 PM
This is not a bookmark...
 
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