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(Rocketnews 24)   Japan throws us a curveball by hosting a "Breast-Squeezing Fundraiser" that has nothing to do with tentacles or pubescent school girls (NSFW)   (en.rocketnews24.com) divider line 154
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2012-08-30 12:35:56 PM
This will likely be the only comment in this thread that will not be banned by the modmins.
 
2012-08-30 12:45:26 PM
Speaking of squeezing boobs, I just want to give the badass that posted before me a big hug.  Because I too, know what oppression feels like.
 
2012-08-30 12:48:26 PM
Sweet Jesus Vishnu Buddha 天照大神 - get me an NSFW tag stat!

/ and a new bottle of jergens
 
2012-08-30 01:41:14 PM
not a whole lot to squeeze on "pubescent school girls"
 
2012-08-30 01:49:14 PM
Sweet Jesus this is farking awesome!
 
2012-08-30 01:50:50 PM
Listen, any woman that wants to contribute to charity can give me a buck to squeeze my member.

/Okay. Then how about I give you a buck to squeeze my member?
/No? Two bucks? I can go as high as $5. Tops.
 
2012-08-30 01:50:53 PM
Mmmmmm.....boobies!
 
2012-08-30 01:51:13 PM
sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com

She's 43 years old? DAMN!!!
 
2012-08-30 01:52:27 PM
That's way more awesome then the stupid JDRF walk we do every year.
 
2012-08-30 01:52:48 PM
This is the greatest thing ever....
And an excellent fundraising idea.

Donate ten dollars to X cause, and you can touch the boobs of on of our lovely volunteers for ten seconds!

People would totally go for it. Hell, getting their boobs touched isn't even really a big deal to most women these days, anyway.
 
2012-08-30 01:52:56 PM

Atomic Spunk: [sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com image 496x700]

She's 43 years old? DAMN!!!


Wait, WHAT?

She pulled a Reverse Courtney Stodden!
 
2012-08-30 01:53:01 PM

Atomic Spunk: [sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com image 496x700]

She's 43 years old? DAMN!!!


Obligatory:

img823.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-30 01:53:16 PM
Than. damnit!
 
2012-08-30 01:54:09 PM
other areas had fun events such as a "Masturbation Marathon.

Ugh. So they have to endure the RNC too. We feel your pain, Japan.
 
2012-08-30 01:54:34 PM
I'd buy that for a dollar.

/or twenty
 
2012-08-30 01:56:39 PM

DirkTheDaring: Atomic Spunk: [sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com image 496x700]

She's 43 years old? DAMN!!!

Obligatory:

[img823.imageshack.us image 850x255]


Came here for, well, boobies. But this is ok too.

/Can't post
//Work
///Still not a bookmark
 
2012-08-30 01:58:19 PM
Most of the time I am a bit conservative about adopting various aspects of other cultures but in the interests of charity. We need this!
 
2012-08-30 02:00:15 PM
Well, that article was possibly NSFW, what with the first picture of the girl with her top raised and a guy fondling her breasts.

Now sure, you could argue that the human body is a beautiful thing, and certainly the girls shown in the article are definitely good looking, but let's be serious here. It's probably not safe to be looking at guys rolling pert breasts around in their sweaty hands while you are at work.
 
2012-08-30 02:01:12 PM
no bie's here?

\\eip!
 
2012-08-30 02:01:12 PM
one of ten lovely adult video actresses (known as oppai momi in Japanese - yes, they have a phrase for it).

Yeah, why wouldn't they? We do. Pretty much ever major world language does.
 
2012-08-30 02:02:09 PM
Oppa momi? First thing I thought of... Link
 
2012-08-30 02:03:57 PM
api.ning.com
 
2012-08-30 02:08:32 PM
Hello Kitty Titty.

/ Douzo
 
2012-08-30 02:09:09 PM
You can't use the words "breast" and "Japan" in a sentence without mentioning Sakura Shiratori.
www.stewpig.com
apabox.com
NSFW
 
2012-08-30 02:10:05 PM
wuzzadem.typepad.com
I'm going, that's all there is to it, I'm farkin' going.
 
2012-08-30 02:11:43 PM
1) We need this in this country

2) I would pay extra for Japanese boobies

3) I'll be in my bunk
 
2012-08-30 02:13:05 PM
Oh, but when O&A wanted to create a "Feels for Meals" charity event to feed the homeless during Thanksgiving, they were creeps.

/not really, it was an awesome idea
 
2012-08-30 02:13:26 PM
If Japan didn't exist we would have create it.
 
2012-08-30 02:13:29 PM
I'm not saying this is a bookmark......................but it's a bookmark
 
2012-08-30 02:13:47 PM
dammit, why can i never find the bookmark button in these forums?
 
2012-08-30 02:13:57 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Well, that article was possibly NSFW, what with the first picture of the girl with her top raised and a guy fondling her breasts.

Now sure, you could argue that the human body is a beautiful thing, and certainly the girls shown in the article are definitely good looking, but let's be serious here. It's probably not safe to be looking at guys rolling pert breasts around in their sweaty hands while you are at work.


don't stop, almost there
 
2012-08-30 02:14:07 PM

MBooda: You can't use the words "breast" and "Japan" in a sentence without mentioning Sakura Shiratori.
[www.stewpig.com image 500x600]
[apabox.com image 300x450]
NSFW


I feel the same way about Saaya Irie, and she's been legal since last year.
 
2012-08-30 02:14:47 PM
Did someone say tentacles?

ninjamonkey.us
 
2012-08-30 02:15:15 PM
Boobs
 
2012-08-30 02:17:38 PM
would post pics of covered breasts, but I know I'd get the boobt...bewby threads just aren't what they used to be....

/old
 
2012-08-30 02:18:16 PM

Amos Quito: [sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com image 450x300]

Once in a lifetime...


for that boy, for sure...
 
2012-08-30 02:18:31 PM

Fo Shiz: This will likely be the only comment in this thread that will not be banned by the modmins.


Nice way to ruin a golden opportunity to get hilariously self-owned by the Boobies filter.

Boobies.
 
2012-08-30 02:19:04 PM

MBooda: You can't use the words "breast" and "Japan" in a sentence without mentioning Sakura Shiratori.
[www.stewpig.com image 500x600]
[apabox.com image 300x450]
NSFW


within an inch of her life.....
 
2012-08-30 02:19:12 PM
This is a blatant request for BIE and a bookmark. It's like a two-for-one!

/Please and thanks!
 
2012-08-30 02:19:13 PM
Well, I guess if it's for a good cause who am I to judge?!?

oncelebrity.com

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-30 02:19:44 PM
 
2012-08-30 02:20:24 PM
Both these women and the men who fondle them will spend eternity in hell for their depravity. I can't help them, but YOU should consider withdrawing your support for this scandalous charity of sin and donating to your local church. Proverbs 5:3-5
 
2012-08-30 02:24:17 PM
Excellent find,subby! There are simply not enough words to convey just how ingenious this is. Japan has,once again,beaten the U.S. to the punch. WTF has happened to our innovative spirit?!


Oh,and as a fundraiser myself,this has given me a few ideas....
 
2012-08-30 02:24:19 PM
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2012-08-30 02:30:20 PM

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THIS
 
2012-08-30 02:30:29 PM

Tiiba: Proverbs 5:3-5


You're absolutely right. They should be covered with honey.

/Fark 21:1-3
//And 'lo the farker requests BIE
///As the farkette gives to thy EIP
 
2012-08-30 02:31:45 PM

Tiiba: Both these women and the men who fondle them will spend eternity in hell for their depravity. I can't help them, but YOU should consider withdrawing your support for this scandalous charity of sin and donating to your local church. Proverbs 5:3-5


You're a Farkin' nut!
 
2012-08-30 02:32:18 PM
Looking for the registration table . . .

i.imgur.com 

/line forms to the right
 
2012-08-30 02:42:20 PM
I like that the guys face was blurred but not the girl who is getting her tits squeezed.
 
2012-08-30 02:43:54 PM
Exsqueeze me?
 
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