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		Japan throws us a curveball by hosting a "Breast-Squeezing Fundraiser" that has nothing to do with tentacles or pubescent school girls (NSFW) (en.rocketnews24.com)		155
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Fo Shiz		2012-08-30 12:35:56 PM

This will likely be the only comment in this thread that will not be banned by the modmins.

brap		2012-08-30 12:45:26 PM

Speaking of squeezing boobs, I just want to give the badass that posted before me a big hug. Because I too, know what oppression feels like.

Elzar		2012-08-30 12:48:26 PM

Sweet Jesus Vishnu Buddha 天照大神 - get me an NSFW tag stat!

/ and a new bottle of jergens

gopher321		2012-08-30 01:41:14 PM

not a whole lot to squeeze on "pubescent school girls"

omnibus_necanda_sunt		2012-08-30 01:49:14 PM

Sweet Jesus this is farking awesome!

Boudica's War Tampon		2012-08-30 01:50:50 PM

Listen, any woman that wants to contribute to charity can give me a buck to squeeze my member.

/Okay. Then how about I give you a buck to squeeze my member?
/No? Two bucks? I can go as high as $5. Tops.

upndn		2012-08-30 01:50:53 PM

Mmmmmm.....boobies!

Atomic Spunk		2012-08-30 01:51:13 PM

She's 43 years old? DAMN!!!

abhorrent1		2012-08-30 01:52:27 PM

That's way more awesome then the stupid JDRF walk we do every year.

doczoidberg		2012-08-30 01:52:48 PM

This is the greatest thing ever....
And an excellent fundraising idea.

Donate ten dollars to X cause, and you can touch the boobs of on of our lovely volunteers for ten seconds!

People would totally go for it. Hell, getting their boobs touched isn't even really a big deal to most women these days, anyway.

Masterstuff		2012-08-30 01:52:56 PM

Atomic Spunk: [sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com image 496x700]

She's 43 years old? DAMN!!!

Wait, WHAT?

She pulled a Reverse Courtney Stodden!

DirkTheDaring		2012-08-30 01:53:01 PM

Atomic Spunk: [sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com image 496x700]

She's 43 years old? DAMN!!!

Obligatory:

img823.imageshack.us

abhorrent1		2012-08-30 01:53:16 PM

Than. damnit!

trucktrash		2012-08-30 01:54:09 PM

other areas had fun events such as a "Masturbation Marathon.

Ugh. So they have to endure the RNC too. We feel your pain, Japan.

Gaius		2012-08-30 01:54:34 PM

I'd buy that for a dollar.

/or twenty

CygnusDarius		2012-08-30 01:56:39 PM

DirkTheDaring: Atomic Spunk: [sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com image 496x700]

She's 43 years old? DAMN!!!

Obligatory:

[img823.imageshack.us image 850x255]

Came here for, well, boobies. But this is ok too.

/Can't post
//Work
///Still not a bookmark

DreamSnipers		2012-08-30 01:58:19 PM

Most of the time I am a bit conservative about adopting various aspects of other cultures but in the interests of charity. We need this!

AverageAmericanGuy		2012-08-30 02:00:15 PM

Well, that article was possibly NSFW, what with the first picture of the girl with her top raised and a guy fondling her breasts.

Now sure, you could argue that the human body is a beautiful thing, and certainly the girls shown in the article are definitely good looking, but let's be serious here. It's probably not safe to be looking at guys rolling pert breasts around in their sweaty hands while you are at work.

philotech		2012-08-30 02:01:12 PM

no bie's here?

\\eip!

DirkTheDaring		2012-08-30 02:01:12 PM

one of ten lovely adult video actresses (known as oppai momi in Japanese - yes, they have a phrase for it).

Yeah, why wouldn't they? We do. Pretty much ever major world language does.

one0nine		2012-08-30 02:02:09 PM

Oppa momi? First thing I thought of... Link

Salmon		2012-08-30 02:03:57 PM

Archimedes' Principal		2012-08-30 02:08:32 PM

Hello ~~Kitty~~ Titty.

/ Douzo

MBooda		2012-08-30 02:09:09 PM

You can't use the words "breast" and "Japan" in a sentence without mentioning Sakura Shiratori.
www.stewpig.com

NSFW

MagSeven		2012-08-30 02:10:05 PM

I'm going, that's all there is to it, I'm farkin' going.

Wolf892		2012-08-30 02:10:25 PM

Shut up and make with the Hitomi of the huge titties pics!

SpectroBoy		2012-08-30 02:11:43 PM

1) We need this in this country

2) I would pay extra for Japanese boobies

3) I'll be in my bunk

The Bunyip		2012-08-30 02:13:05 PM

Oh, but when O&A wanted to create a "Feels for Meals" charity event to feed the homeless during Thanksgiving, they were creeps.

/not really, it was an awesome idea

Bermuda59		2012-08-30 02:13:26 PM

If Japan didn't exist we would have create it.

KingKauff		2012-08-30 02:13:29 PM

I'm not saying this is a bookmark......................but it's a bookmark

Boeheimian Rhapsody		2012-08-30 02:13:47 PM

dammit, why can i never find the bookmark button in these forums?

TrainingWheelsNeeded		2012-08-30 02:13:57 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Well, that article was possibly NSFW, what with the first picture of the girl with her top raised and a guy fondling her breasts.

Now sure, you could argue that the human body is a beautiful thing, and certainly the girls shown in the article are definitely good looking, but let's be serious here. It's probably not safe to be looking at guys rolling pert breasts around in their sweaty hands while you are at work.

don't stop, almost there

give me doughnuts		2012-08-30 02:14:07 PM

MBooda: You can't use the words "breast" and "Japan" in a sentence without mentioning Sakura Shiratori.
[www.stewpig.com image 500x600]
[apabox.com image 300x450]
NSFW

I feel the same way about Saaya Irie, and she's been legal since last year.

Glendale		2012-08-30 02:14:47 PM

Did someone say tentacles?

ninjamonkey.us

Zeppelininthesky		2012-08-30 02:15:15 PM

Boobs

Daffydil		2012-08-30 02:17:38 PM

would post pics of ~~covered~~ breasts, but I know I'd get the boobt...bewby threads just aren't what they used to be....

/old

Daffydil		2012-08-30 02:18:16 PM

Amos Quito: [sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com image 450x300]

Once in a lifetime...

for that boy, for sure...

that bosnian sniper		2012-08-30 02:18:31 PM

Fo Shiz: This will likely be the only comment in this thread that will not be banned by the modmins.

Nice way to ruin a golden opportunity to get hilariously self-owned by the Boobies filter.

Boobies.

ATOMWATTS		2012-08-30 02:19:04 PM

MBooda: You can't use the words "breast" and "Japan" in a sentence without mentioning Sakura Shiratori.
[www.stewpig.com image 500x600]
[apabox.com image 300x450]
NSFW

within an inch of her life.....

The Dogs of War		2012-08-30 02:19:12 PM

This is a blatant request for BIE and a bookmark. It's like a two-for-one!

/Please and thanks!

SpectroBoy		2012-08-30 02:19:13 PM

Well, I guess if it's for a good cause who am I to judge?!?

oncelebrity.com

DirkTheDaring		2012-08-30 02:19:44 PM

What boob-squeezin' may look like NSFW

Tiiba		2012-08-30 02:20:24 PM

Both these women and the men who fondle them will spend eternity in hell for their depravity. I can't help them, but YOU should consider withdrawing your support for this scandalous charity of sin and donating to your local church. Proverbs 5:3-5

Apos		2012-08-30 02:24:17 PM

Excellent find,subby! There are simply not enough words to convey just how ingenious this is. Japan has,once again,beaten the U.S. to the punch. WTF has happened to our innovative spirit?!

Oh,and as a fundraiser myself,this has given me a few ideas....

Bruxellensis		2012-08-30 02:24:19 PM

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Meatschool		2012-08-30 02:30:20 PM

Bruxellensis: weoisefe lri afbookmarkave weoifadnl

THIS

Masterstuff		2012-08-30 02:30:29 PM

Tiiba: Proverbs 5:3-5

You're absolutely right. They should be covered with honey.

/Fark 21:1-3
//And 'lo the farker requests BIE
///As the farkette gives to thy EIP

Buffet		2012-08-30 02:31:45 PM

Tiiba: Both these women and the men who fondle them will spend eternity in hell for their depravity. I can't help them, but YOU should consider withdrawing your support for this scandalous charity of sin and donating to your local church. Proverbs 5:3-5

You're a Farkin' nut!