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(Washington Post)   The beatings will continue until morale improves   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 101
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2012-08-30 12:30:08 PM
safe word is???
 
2012-08-30 12:30:53 PM

Brick-House: safe word is???


"shenanigans"
 
2012-08-30 12:31:13 PM
"Harder"
 
2012-08-30 12:31:25 PM
Perhaps you should consider not dating military men. Not working out so well for you.

(no longer a concern, I guess)
 
2012-08-30 12:32:18 PM
Don't you love it when plots just appear.

i1010.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-30 12:34:12 PM
That article sucks

Much better
 
2012-08-30 12:34:44 PM
Investigators claim that a Marine's wife was killed after refusing to take part in sadomasochistic sex at a northern San Diego County home.

I'm guessing she took part postmortem.
 
2012-08-30 12:34:58 PM
And this is how we learn the importance of properly vetting play partners.

This also demonstrates why playing at public parties and play spaces is safer than meeting with a sadist at their private home.
 
2012-08-30 12:35:48 PM
cdn7.crossfitto.com

He's a Marine. Of course he's into choking people.
 
2012-08-30 12:35:48 PM
"Investigators say they found an apparent "sex dungeon" along with whips, knives and sex toys at the Fallbrook home where Perez is accused of strangling Killgore."

i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-30 12:36:10 PM
Marine Corpse?
 
2012-08-30 12:37:08 PM
mytdawg


That article sucks


More informative yes.
 
2012-08-30 12:38:13 PM
The masochist says, "hurt me."

The sadist says "no."
 
2012-08-30 12:38:34 PM

Brick-House: safe word is???


fark.upi.com
 
2012-08-30 12:39:20 PM

mytdawg: That article sucks

Much better

Lopez, 25, wrote that she then decided to dismember Killgore's body: "I made a few attempts to chop her up like Dexter with Masters power tools but I was afraid it was too loud and it sucked at cutting flesh."


Holy Fark.

If she's such a fan of Dexter shouldn't she have known he only killed other serial killers, not military wives who didn't feel like being whipped and placed on a rack?
 
2012-08-30 12:42:34 PM
If I had a nickel for every time a woman I took home was surprised by my sex dungeon...

/yes there is a safe word
//but with the ball gag, it's rather pointless
 
2012-08-30 12:44:07 PM
kill...gore
 
2012-08-30 12:45:26 PM
Evidence she was into role playing.

kfmb.images.worldnow.com
 
2012-08-30 12:46:02 PM

candiru.fish: And this is how we learn the importance of properly vetting play partners.

This also demonstrates why playing at public parties and play spaces is safer than meeting with a sadist at their private home.


Or at least setting up a "safety call" with someone you trust (ie "I will call you not later than 9:00pm, if you do not hear from me call the police and tell them I was with XXX person at XXX address")
 
2012-08-30 12:49:22 PM
I'm bettin' he's a Klingon.
 
2012-08-30 12:50:15 PM
Killgore had filed for divorce three days earlier from her husband, who was in Afghanistan.

Husband is in Afghanistan, she files for divorce and runs off to have sex with somebody else who promptly kills her.

My giveafukmeter is not moving. I dont think its broken.
 
2012-08-30 12:52:28 PM
More like "Kil-hooer"!That's what she gets for divorcing her hubby in Afghanistan and then running off with another dude...


/I keed, I keed!
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-08-30 12:52:47 PM
Legitimate rough sex or illegitimate rough sex?

Or was a Republican involved?

It all matters...
 
2012-08-30 12:53:26 PM

orclover: Killgore had filed for divorce three days earlier from her husband, who was in Afghanistan.

Husband is in Afghanistan, she files for divorce and runs off to have sex with somebody else who promptly kills her.

My giveafukmeter is not moving. I dont think its broken.


Second.

Also, wouldn't that make her a former marine wife?
 
2012-08-30 12:54:23 PM
Knives? You're doing it wrong.
 
2012-08-30 12:54:38 PM

illannoyin: Also, wouldn't that make her a former marine wife?


Once a marine wife, always a marine wife?
 
2012-08-30 12:54:49 PM

orclover: Killgore had filed for divorce three days earlier from her husband, who was in Afghanistan.

Husband is in Afghanistan, she files for divorce and runs off to have sex with somebody else who promptly kills her.

My giveafukmeter is not moving. I dont think its broken.


Yeah, no one should be allowed to divorce a marine under any circumstance. And divorce makes murder justified. Gotch-ya
 
2012-08-30 12:56:07 PM
Jesus. How do people get so farked up?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-08-30 12:58:17 PM

MoronLessOff: Knives? You're doing it wrong.




I would if given the chance.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-08-30 12:59:05 PM
Makes more sense with an image...

cdn2.mamapop.com
 
2012-08-30 12:59:18 PM

orclover: Killgore had filed for divorce three days earlier from her husband, who was in Afghanistan.

Husband is in Afghanistan, she files for divorce and runs off to have sex with somebody else who promptly kills her.

My giveafukmeter is not moving. I dont think its broken.


Karma really is a biatch.
 
2012-08-30 01:00:12 PM
Kilgore: How're you feeling, Jimmy?
Door Gunner: Like a mean motherfarker, sir!


What, no jarheads appearing online to say how Army doggies do this sort of thing, but not properly disciplined Marines? And just to pour it on, Oswald, Whitman, Leonard Lake, Haditha.....
 
2012-08-30 01:00:15 PM
I almost missed the word "Marine", now this murder means something! I support our troops. Wait, did the marine murder her or someone else? Oh well either way I'm sure the marine was in the right because marine and marine and support troops!
 
2012-08-30 01:00:31 PM

d23: Legitimate rough sex or illegitimate rough sex?

Or was a Republican involved?

It all matters...


Know how I know you're a Tool?
 
2012-08-30 01:00:38 PM
Strange and sad.

And they were inspired by a TV show?
 
2012-08-30 01:02:01 PM
Came to see input from Farker with same handle as headline. Leaves sad.
 
2012-08-30 01:02:24 PM

illannoyin: orclover: Killgore had filed for divorce three days earlier from her husband, who was in Afghanistan.

Husband is in Afghanistan, she files for divorce and runs off to have sex with somebody else who promptly kills her.

My giveafukmeter is not moving. I dont think its broken.

Second.

Also, wouldn't that make her a former marine wife?


Filing for divorce dosen't make you divorced. A judge will let you know when you are divorced.
 
2012-08-30 01:02:42 PM

d23: Makes more sense with an image...

[cdn2.mamapop.com image 542x358]


Get ready to Chau down!

/IYKWIM
 
2012-08-30 01:03:09 PM

Brick-House: safe word is???


"more"
 
2012-08-30 01:03:42 PM

thecpt: orclover: Killgore had filed for divorce three days earlier from her husband, who was in Afghanistan.

Husband is in Afghanistan, she files for divorce and runs off to have sex with somebody else who promptly kills her.

My giveafukmeter is not moving. I dont think its broken.

Yeah, no one should be allowed to divorce a marine under any circumstance. And divorce makes murder justified. Gotch-ya


No, but getting a divorce at 22, while your spouse is away, and then sleeping around 3 days later (and does anyone here think that this was her first fling, or was she putting the blue porch light out as soon as her husband hopped on the plane?) does sort of make you the type of slutty skank that I don't care a whole lot about. She probably doesn't deserve to be murdered, but she sort of brought it on herself.
 
2012-08-30 01:04:26 PM

thecpt: orclover: Killgore had filed for divorce three days earlier from her husband, who was in Afghanistan.

Husband is in Afghanistan, she files for divorce and runs off to have sex with somebody else who promptly kills her.

My giveafukmeter is not moving. I dont think its broken.

Yeah, no one should be allowed to divorce a marine under any circumstance. And divorce makes murder justified. Gotch-ya


Divorcing a guy while he's deployed is a pretty severe asshole move. Then again so is spending all his tour pay and leaving him the day before he gets back with an empty house and a hungry dog. Either way, she's a jerk. But that still doesn't really justify murder.
 
2012-08-30 01:05:14 PM

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Kilgore: How're you feeling, Jimmy?
Door Gunner: Like a mean motherfarker, sir!


What, no jarheads appearing online to say how Army doggies do this sort of thing, but not properly disciplined Marines? And just to pour it on, Oswald, Whitman, Leonard Lake, Haditha.....


Why? We have you for that. Insecure much?

Just kidding...don't take it personally...remember, I'm just a bunch of text written by some anonymous internet dweeb and any emotion reaction to these pixels should be tempered with that knowledge. Meaningless in the scheme of things, really.
 
2012-08-30 01:06:19 PM
Probably had nothing to do with him being an asshole.
 
2012-08-30 01:08:42 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: d23: Legitimate rough sex or illegitimate rough sex?

Or was a Republican involved?

It all matters...

Know how I know you're a Tool?


You should have been here long enough by now....

But you're from Santa Ana, did you know her?
 
2012-08-30 01:09:49 PM
I wonder how often this happens to the average 50 shades reader?
 
2012-08-30 01:10:43 PM

Flakeloaf: Divorcing a guy while he's deployed is a pretty severe asshole move. Then again so is spending all his tour pay and leaving him the day before he gets back with an empty house and a hungry dog. Either way, she's a jerk. But that still doesn't really justify murder.


Justice does not exist in reality. At best, if you are willing to break laws and risk everything, you might occasionally achieve balance. Occasionally, not always. Her death is slightly unbalanced. She should have had her connections to all other people cut off and have been left in a foreign country for years empty and alone until she comes back to nothing.

There is no Justice and there never will be. If you want to change that then kill off the upper half of society and start over. Not that it will matter since we will just be back where we left off in two generations.
 
2012-08-30 01:11:27 PM
Kilgore was here...
 
2012-08-30 01:13:09 PM

Flakeloaf: Divorcing a guy while he's deployed is a pretty severe asshole move.


agreed. Still, we don't know the circumstances and getting murdered for not wanting knife sex is all kinds of farked up.
 
2012-08-30 01:13:55 PM
You know, Jack the Ripper killed whores, too.
 
2012-08-30 01:14:23 PM
"Came to see input from Farker with same handle as headline. Leaves sad."

Me too.
 
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