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(Deadspin)   The pageant of life: Man Pushes Teenager Off Lawnmower, Tebows, Drives Off   (deadspin.com) divider line 32
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2012-08-30 12:55:26 PM
For the record, this is how you tebow:

img651.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-30 01:12:05 PM
FTFA Police are looking for a tall, bald man with glasses, and a predilection for memes at inappropriate times.


And then there is a picture of Elton John, for some reason.
 
2012-08-30 01:14:27 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: For the record, this is how you tebow:


And done by a 'Nole, no less.
 
2012-08-30 03:24:38 PM

vudukungfu: FTFA Police are looking for a tall, bald man with glasses, and a predilection for memes at inappropriate times.


And then there is a picture of Elton John, for some reason.


shiat that description fits half the users here on Fark!
 
2012-08-30 03:26:42 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: For the record, this is how you tebow:


I'd tebow that!
 
2012-08-30 03:29:19 PM
www.timsackett.com
 
2012-08-30 03:29:47 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: For the record, this is how you tebow:

[img651.imageshack.us image 800x600]


Well, not really. A true Tebow has the forehead resting on the side of a curled fist, not on upturned knuckles. A common mistake.

But, uh, yeah. She's nice.
 
2012-08-30 03:30:47 PM
Love it. I want to invite this man to a party.
 
2012-08-30 03:32:19 PM

Blushing Wall Flower: Love it. I want to invite this man to a party.


graphics8.nytimes.com
 
2012-08-30 03:34:31 PM

vudukungfu: FTFA Police are looking for a tall, bald man with glasses, and a predilection for memes at inappropriate times.


And then there is a picture of Elton John, for some reason.


" I don't think that's Elton John"
 
2012-08-30 03:37:15 PM
ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. that made my day.


/punk kids
 
2012-08-30 03:38:49 PM
fc05.deviantart.net
 
2012-08-30 03:44:35 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-30 03:45:54 PM

Wellon Dowd: [fc05.deviantart.net image 850x632]


When did you get a Crapsman mower Mom?
 
2012-08-30 03:46:28 PM
www.sciencephoto.com
www.commercekitchen.com
www.visualphotos.com


www.imagesource.com
 
2012-08-30 03:48:41 PM

vudukungfu: FTFA Police are looking for a tall, bald man with glasses, and a predilection for memes at inappropriate times.


And then there is a picture of Elton John, for some reason.


Heh, I thought that was Hunter S. Thompson.

Maybe I did too much acid in the 90s.
 
2012-08-30 03:58:41 PM

CastorTroy: The Stealth Hippopotamus: For the record, this is how you tebow:

And done by a 'Nole, no less.


Because 'Noles do everything better than Gators.
 
2012-08-30 04:03:21 PM
This thread took an... unexpected turn. Sexy lawnmowing? I wasn't even aware that was a thing.
 
2012-08-30 04:04:15 PM
If you drive a mower in a road, kicking up rocks, when someone's driving by, you deserve to be KITDASHed. Yes, I know the H doesn't need to be there.
 
2012-08-30 04:05:24 PM

Wellon Dowd: [www.sciencephoto.com image 530x353]
[www.commercekitchen.com image 560x371]
[www.visualphotos.com image 652x541]


[www.imagesource.com image 436x329]


Is there a big market for attractive woman pushing a mower these days? I've never heard of that particular fetish before
 
2012-08-30 04:18:42 PM

Mega Steve: Wellon Dowd: [www.sciencephoto.com image 530x353]
[www.commercekitchen.com image 560x371]
[www.visualphotos.com image 652x541]


[www.imagesource.com image 436x329]

Is there a big market for attractive woman pushing a mower these days? I've never heard of that particular fetish before


Me eather. Please, we need more pictures in order to study this phenomenon fully.
 
2012-08-30 04:26:26 PM
Police are looking for a tall, bald man with glasses, and a predilection for memes at inappropriate times.

Well they are never going to find him by using this false description. This guy clearly has great timing...
 
2012-08-30 04:27:13 PM

TheAlmightyOS: Mega Steve: Wellon Dowd: [www.sciencephoto.com image 530x353]
[www.commercekitchen.com image 560x371]
[www.visualphotos.com image 652x541]


[www.imagesource.com image 436x329]

Is there a big market for attractive woman pushing a mower these days? I've never heard of that particular fetish before

Me eather. Please, we need more pictures in order to study this phenomenon fully.


Rule 34?
 
2012-08-30 04:32:20 PM
huh.

Google "lawnmower porn"
 
2012-08-30 04:41:05 PM

vudukungfu: FTFA Police are looking for a tall, bald man with glasses, and a predilection for memes at inappropriate times.


And then there is a picture of Elton John, for some reason.


I'm pretty sure that was posted by one of the people leaving comments. I wish there was some site out there that I could post on more frequently. You know, where you can comment on news stories and post pictures. I think I will invent it and I will call it, Flark.com.
 
2012-08-30 05:08:31 PM

stupiddream: CastorTroy: The Stealth Hippopotamus: For the record, this is how you tebow:

And done by a 'Nole, no less.

Because 'Noles do everything better than Gators.


Yes, but twas the Crimson Tide that made Tebow weep.

/Nole

//and ok, Roll Tide
 
2012-08-30 05:20:58 PM
I would pay more to see this actually happen than I would for a ticket to a Jets game.
 
2012-08-30 05:21:32 PM

ubermensch: If you drive a mower in a road, kicking up rocks, when someone's driving by, you deserve to be KITDASHed. Yes, I know the H doesn't need to be there.


That sounds like something that stands for something awesome. I request a full definition.
 
2012-08-30 05:26:23 PM

asynchron: ubermensch: If you drive a mower in a road, kicking up rocks, when someone's driving by, you deserve to be KITDASHed. Yes, I know the H doesn't need to be there.

That sounds like something that stands for something awesome. I request a full definition.


I think it stands for Kick In The Dick And Shove Him. Minor variation on the Avril Lavigne's KHITBASH
 
2012-08-30 06:09:44 PM
Just another day in Anytown, U.S.A.
 
2012-08-30 06:16:34 PM

Salmon: huh.

Google "lawnmower porn"


Huh.

i.imgur.com
 
Biv
2012-08-30 07:52:41 PM
He then hauled ass out of there. Police are looking for a tall, bald man with glasses, and a predilection for memes at inappropriate times.

Managed to get an actual lol out of me, well done.
 
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