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2012-08-30 10:22:07 AM
And they correct.
 
2012-08-30 10:29:04 AM
You don't say.
 
2012-08-30 10:33:50 AM
They accidentally the RNC?
 
2012-08-30 10:39:56 AM
I hate to be a grammar Nazi, but it's "those", subby, not "they."
 
2012-08-30 11:04:52 AM
They don't think it be like it is but it do.
 
2012-08-30 11:33:24 AM
Headline was corrected. Guess this one is going green?

(or did the mods just want to make the first five posters look silly?)

Also those were truly truly terrible attempts at humor. Cringe-worthy.
 
2012-08-30 11:58:05 AM
video didn't load for me. maybe I should consider myself lucky.
 
2012-08-30 01:48:03 PM
That was one of the most painful one minute videos I have ever suffered
 
2012-08-30 01:48:32 PM
I remember watching portions of the RNC. The whole "you didn't build that!" thing kept coming up over and over.

Fark Republicans: you know that quote is being taken incredibly out of context. Why is it okay for your party's leaders to just simply lie, constantly?
 
2012-08-30 01:48:48 PM
Mitch McConnell really does look like a quizzical turtle.
 
2012-08-30 01:49:43 PM
OK, was I imagining this or did one of them actually make a joke about the amount of vacation time Obama takes? I could be wrong but wasn't GWB a Republican?
 
2012-08-30 01:50:59 PM
Was Rob Portman going for some sort of self-deprecating humor? I can't tell.
 
2012-08-30 01:51:34 PM

Lord Dimwit: I remember watching portions of the RNC. The whole "you didn't build that!" thing kept coming up over and over.

Fark Republicans: you know that quote is being taken incredibly out of context. Why is it okay for your party's leaders to just simply lie, constantly?


Because every Republican is:

stupid
crazy
evil

Or some combination of the three. I have yet to meet one that wasn't.
 
2012-08-30 01:52:38 PM
Wait, I thought the whole thing was a joke
 
2012-08-30 01:52:40 PM
This is what happens when you run out all the Jews from your party.
 
2012-08-30 01:52:41 PM
They have absolutely no sense of comedic timing whatsoever. Rob Portman's joke about not getting picked VP was probably the best, and even that merely made me smile a little bit.
 
2012-08-30 01:54:03 PM
Dane Cook better watch out
 
2012-08-30 01:54:50 PM

Pincy: OK, was I imagining this or did one of them actually make a joke about the amount of vacation time Obama takes? I could be wrong but wasn't GWB a Republican?


Didn't you get the memo? The lies become the truth, if you repeat them enough.
 
2012-08-30 01:55:05 PM

realmolo: Lord Dimwit: I remember watching portions of the RNC. The whole "you didn't build that!" thing kept coming up over and over.

Fark Republicans: you know that quote is being taken incredibly out of context. Why is it okay for your party's leaders to just simply lie, constantly?

Because every Republican is:

stupid
crazy
evil

Or some combination of the three. I have yet to meet one that wasn't.


With many of them scoring the hat trick.
 
2012-08-30 01:55:32 PM

StRalphTheLiar: Dane Cook better watch out


Shiat, Dane Cook would have been ten times better.
 
2012-08-30 01:56:02 PM
None of those were as funny as Obama's joke about other people building my business for me!
 
2012-08-30 01:57:01 PM
what did the lib say to the socialist? greetings comrade!

how many libs does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? the libs are too stupid to figure it out

how many libs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? the libs are too busy arguing over how they should use a lightbulb that doesn't consume so much energy and go to the store and argue some more about which lib store they should go to and they go to some marijuana dealer instead and smoke weed and get arrested and then protest after they are released about how weed should be legal and the lightbulb never gets screwed in because they are libs
 
2012-08-30 01:57:03 PM

max_pooper: realmolo: Lord Dimwit: I remember watching portions of the RNC. The whole "you didn't build that!" thing kept coming up over and over.

Fark Republicans: you know that quote is being taken incredibly out of context. Why is it okay for your party's leaders to just simply lie, constantly?

Because every Republican is:

stupid
crazy
evil

Or some combination of the three. I have yet to meet one that wasn't.

With many of them scoring the hat trick.


axiomamnesia.com
 
2012-08-30 01:57:23 PM
The whole goddamn thing is a joke. A sad sadistic joke on America. Nearly 50% of the populace support these people and their lies.
 
2012-08-30 01:57:37 PM
Who the fark is 'they' ?.
 
2012-08-30 01:58:39 PM
Republicans can't be funny. At least not on purpose, anyway.
 
2012-08-30 01:59:06 PM

Maud Dib: Pincy: OK, was I imagining this or did one of them actually make a joke about the amount of vacation time Obama takes? I could be wrong but wasn't GWB a Republican?

Didn't you get the memo? The lies become the truth, if you repeat them enough.


It's amazing how well they learned from Joseph Goebbels.
 
2012-08-30 01:59:25 PM
I don't want to know.
 
2012-08-30 01:59:33 PM
To be fair, Mitch McConnell's face at the :08 mark is hilarious.
 
2012-08-30 02:00:23 PM

KidneyStone: None of those were as funny as Obama's joke about other people building the infrastructure that fostered the economic environment that allowed me to build my business for me!

.

FTFY, assuming you have a business and are not a dirty liar like Joe the Plumber and the entire rest of te GOP.
 
2012-08-30 02:00:49 PM

KidneyStone: None of those were as funny as Obama's joke about other people building my business for me!


*dismissive hand-jerking motion*
 
2012-08-30 02:01:27 PM

falcon176: what did the lib say to the socialist? greetings comrade!

how many libs does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? the libs are too stupid to figure it out

how many libs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? the libs are too busy arguing over how they should use a lightbulb that doesn't consume so much energy and go to the store and argue some more about which lib store they should go to and they go to some marijuana dealer instead and smoke weed and get arrested and then protest after they are released about how weed should be legal and the lightbulb never gets screwed in because they are libs


Those were almost as funny as the jokes in the video.
 
2012-08-30 02:01:50 PM

JerseyTim: To be fair, Mitch McConnell's face at the :08 mark is hilarious.


reason.com

The resemblance is uncanny.
 
2012-08-30 02:02:15 PM

WTF Indeed: This is what happens when you run out all the Jews from your party.

americanprinciples.org
"Dude, wait, what?"
 
2012-08-30 02:02:19 PM
I don't get the PGA Tour joke... he's saying he thinks Obama is Tiger Woods because all black people look alike?
 
2012-08-30 02:02:25 PM
What? No teleprompter jokes?

And to all of you biatching- these are just the warm-up acts. Mitt's going to kill tonight. If anyone can tell a joke it's Mitt "the trees are the right height" Romney.
 
2012-08-30 02:02:39 PM

falcon176: what did the lib say to the socialist? greetings comrade!

how many libs does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? the libs are too stupid to figure it out

how many libs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? the libs are too busy arguing over how they should use a lightbulb that doesn't consume so much energy and go to the store and argue some more about which lib store they should go to and they go to some marijuana dealer instead and smoke weed and get arrested and then protest after they are released about how weed should be legal and the lightbulb never gets screwed in because they are libs


Quit your day job.
 
2012-08-30 02:02:50 PM

Pincy: OK, was I imagining this or did one of them actually make a joke about the amount of vacation time Obama takes? I could be wrong but wasn't GWB a Republican?



And then they had the nerve to claim he played too much golf.

/did enjoy the going left joke, old as sin but always hits
 
2012-08-30 02:03:22 PM

Soup4Bonnie: What? No teleprompter jokes?

And to all of you biatching- these are just the warm-up acts. Mitt's going to kill tonight. If anyone can tell a joke it's Mitt "the trees are the right height" Romney.


Oh man, ever been to a Mormon party night? Let me tell you, it is crazy.
 
2012-08-30 02:03:52 PM

don't understand: WTF Indeed: This is what happens when you run out all the Jews from your party.
[americanprinciples.org image 225x225]
"Dude, wait, what?"


Anyone seen Paul Wolfowitz? Or is he hiding in shame?
 
2012-08-30 02:04:07 PM

Rich Cream: Pincy: OK, was I imagining this or did one of them actually make a joke about the amount of vacation time Obama takes? I could be wrong but wasn't GWB a Republican?


And then they had the nerve to claim he played too much golf.


God, how could I forget about GWB and golf.

"Now watch this drive"
 
2012-08-30 02:04:24 PM

FloydA: I hate to be a grammar Nazi, but it's "those", subby, not "they."


took be a second but not bad
 
2012-08-30 02:04:35 PM

Pincy: Soup4Bonnie: What? No teleprompter jokes?

And to all of you biatching- these are just the warm-up acts. Mitt's going to kill tonight. If anyone can tell a joke it's Mitt "the trees are the right height" Romney.

Oh man, ever been to a Mormon party night? Let me tell you, it is crazy.


The last one got out of hand. A guy OD'd on water.
 
2012-08-30 02:04:45 PM
So that's where Carlos Mencia has been stealing his material...
 
2012-08-30 02:05:34 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: max_pooper: realmolo: Lord Dimwit: I remember watching portions of the RNC. The whole "you didn't build that!" thing kept coming up over and over.

Fark Republicans: you know that quote is being taken incredibly out of context. Why is it okay for your party's leaders to just simply lie, constantly?

Because every Republican is:

stupid
crazy
evil

Or some combination of the three. I have yet to meet one that wasn't.

With many of them scoring the hat trick.

[axiomamnesia.com image 850x494]


Why can't they get suits that fit properly?
 
2012-08-30 02:05:50 PM
I like the jokes about taking too much vacation, despite the fact that Bush had taken THREE TIMES AS MUCH at this point during his presidency.

Facts just hate conservatives.
 
2012-08-30 02:06:21 PM

CygnusDarius: Who the fark is 'they' ?.


People who like comedy.
 
2012-08-30 02:07:17 PM
Clearly, the people who write the Republicans' speeches hate Republicans
 
2012-08-30 02:09:39 PM

Soup4Bonnie: What? No teleprompter jokes?

And to all of you biatching- these are just the warm-up acts. Mitt's going to kill tonight. If anyone can tell a joke it's Mitt "the trees are the right height" Romney.


Jokes. Funny. Good.
 
2012-08-30 02:09:48 PM

Serious Black: JerseyTim: To be fair, Mitch McConnell's face at the :08 mark is hilarious.

[reason.com image 313x161]

The resemblance is uncanny.


Yes, but the turtle is funnier
 
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