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(National Football Post)   As if being a Jets fan wasn't humiliation enough, owner Woody Johnson proclaims, "I think you can never have too much Tebow"   (nationalfootballpost.com) divider line 27
    More: Unlikely, Tim Tebow, Woody Johnson, Jets, Greg McElroy, Mark Sanchez, Terry McCormick  
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2012-08-30 09:45:21 AM  
www.terezowens.com
 
2012-08-30 10:12:56 AM  
"Woody Johnson." Seriously?
 
2012-08-30 12:20:52 PM  
He was also asked about them not scoring a TD in the preseason and replied, "Hey, at least we are consistent."
 
2012-08-30 02:24:31 PM  
Yes you can. It's the exact same principle as having "too much Santorum".
 
2012-08-30 02:43:58 PM  

Cythraul: "Woody Johnson." Seriously?



he still bows down before Houston sportswriter Richard Justice . never understood why he doesn't roll as .......

Dick Justice.
 
2012-08-30 02:43:58 PM  

Cythraul: "Woody Johnson." Seriously?


You should meet his wife, Vagina Pussington.
 
2012-08-30 02:47:24 PM  
Giants' fans response:

farm3.staticflickr.com

/Keep farking that chicken Woody!
//While the Giants keep winning trophies!
 
2012-08-30 02:48:08 PM  
Can't wait to see him part the Red Zone
 
2012-08-30 02:55:58 PM  
I guess his theory must be that you don't have to worry about not putting a quality team on field to keep revenue up if people will watch for some other reason.

Great discovery, Magellan. The Toronto Maple Leafs have known this since well before I was born.
 
2012-08-30 03:03:09 PM  
Three reasons why Woody Johnson is delusional:

1. Can't have too much Tebow.

2. Team plays in New Jersey but insists on being named from New York.

3. Owns the Jets and thinks they're contenders (first two reasons are superfluous).
 
2012-08-30 03:05:36 PM  

MAYORBOB: 2. Team plays in New Jersey but insists on being named from New York.


This thread has reached rock bottom.
 
2012-08-30 03:19:11 PM  
ESPN nods approvingly.
 
2012-08-30 03:30:55 PM  
AND he said this while at the Republican National Convention. It is almost as if he was literally oozing stupidity.
 
2012-08-30 03:31:57 PM  

Hardy-r-r: Can't wait to see him part the Red Zone


He's saving it for his marriage.
 
2012-08-30 03:33:10 PM  

whizbangthedirtfarmer: AND he said this while at the Republican National Convention. It is almost as if he was literally oozing stupidity.


This reminds me. There's a rumor that Tebow is the secret speaker at tonight's RNC, but it's probably going to be Eastwood.
 
2012-08-30 03:35:18 PM  

Rapmaster2000: This reminds me. There's a rumor that Tebow is the secret speaker at tonight's RNC, but it's probably going to be Eastwood.


Eastwood's a RINO, isn't he? Or a Goldwater Republican... whatever they call sensible members of the GOP these days.
 
2012-08-30 03:47:30 PM  
Over/under on Tebow starting anyone?

I'm guessing he starts by Week 6.
 
2012-08-30 03:50:57 PM  
fark tebow AND sanchez. give mcelroy the rock. roll mother farkin tide
 
2012-08-30 04:07:08 PM  
Haha.... Your name is seriously Woddy Johnson?
 
2012-08-30 04:07:39 PM  
And now we know the rest of the story.
 
2012-08-30 04:35:30 PM  

koniver: ESPN nods approvingly.


Damn their Tebow coverage is annoying. I mean holy hell they are spending 2/3 of their time covering the 23rd most important player on the Jets roster.

/Maybe 26th, after the place kicker, the punter, and the long snapper.
 
2012-08-30 06:45:52 PM  
Tim Tebow needs a girlfriend. Or a boyfriend. Or whatever floats his boat. It would make him more interesting.
 
2012-08-30 07:50:40 PM  

MAYORBOB: Three reasons why Woody Johnson is delusional:

1. Can't have too much Tebow.

2. Team plays in New Jersey but insists on being named from New York.

3. Owns the Jets and thinks they're contenders (first two reasons are superfluous).


You do know where the Giants play right?
 
2012-08-30 07:55:39 PM  
Joe Namath finally made some sense today when he said the Jets traded for Tebow strictly for the publicity
 
2012-08-30 09:55:10 PM  
When the Jets go 0-9, look for the fires. When they go 0-12, look for the Rapture.
 
2012-08-30 09:57:52 PM  

natural316: Joe Namath finally made some sense today when he said the Jets traded for Tebow strictly for the publicity


What would that douche know about publicity?

www.irememberjfk.com

Oh, wait....he's right. At least Tebow isn't selling pantyhose. STFU Joe and disappear. It's over.
 
2012-08-31 11:46:56 AM  

umad: MAYORBOB: Three reasons why Woody Johnson is delusional:

1. Can't have too much Tebow.

2. Team plays in New Jersey but insists on being named from New York.

3. Owns the Jets and thinks they're contenders (first two reasons are superfluous).

You do know where the Giants play right?


As I said, the first two reasons are superfluous (and don't apply to the Meadowlands Midgets).
 
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