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2012-08-30 07:14:44 PM
I have no horse in this race, however I have a serious question for you all.

Are Penn State fans welcome in the football threads? I LOVE fark, I LOVE farking while watching sports...but...just curious?
 
2012-08-30 07:14:55 PM

mitchcumstein1: Come on South Carolina -6

PluckYew: Where are you on the grid of shame?

Kansas is far closer to weakling and embarrassing than that grid shows.

Mentat: Missouri's an admirable powerhouse? Woo hoo!

How the hell is Missouri more admirable or more powerful than K-State? I have no dog in that fight, but that doesn't make a lot of sense to me.

Lastly, can anybody tell me if Washington State is any good at all? Like, within 12 points of BYU good? They intrigue me, but those west coast teams frighten and disturb me sometimes.


WSU is gonna be interesting. Maybe Leach can make them fun to watch, but they definitely lack talent.
 
2012-08-30 07:16:01 PM
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2012-08-30 07:21:27 PM
Pick!!!
 
2012-08-30 07:22:22 PM
Nice Int! Gamecocks need to play better or it's going to be a longgg night.
 
2012-08-30 07:28:03 PM
Uh oh.
 
2012-08-30 07:29:08 PM
TD Cocks
 
2012-08-30 07:29:54 PM
Well that was a momentum shift.
 
2012-08-30 07:31:17 PM

professorkowalski: WSU is gonna be interesting. Maybe Leach can make them fun to watch, but they definitely lack talent.


Yes, but is BYU 12 points better than them?

Strictly for scientific purposes, of course.
 
2012-08-30 07:41:17 PM
End of 1st

SC - 7
Vandy - 0
 
2012-08-30 07:48:15 PM
Jesus fark, I know you have to be able to read and stuff at Vandy, unlike the rest of the "Ey-ess Eeee Seeeeee," but the Commodores play offense like Billy Joel drives.

Did they have exams or something this week?
 
2012-08-30 07:53:07 PM

RickyWilliams'sBong: Jesus fark, I know you have to be able to read and stuff at Vandy, unlike the rest of the "Ey-ess Eeee Seeeeee," but the Commodores play offense like Billy Joel drives.

Did they have exams or something this week?


I take offense to that. Most people I know can read, and are actually pretty smart.

/Mississippi State
 
2012-08-30 07:53:16 PM
FG Cocks
 
2012-08-30 07:58:19 PM
TD Commodores!!
 
2012-08-30 07:58:57 PM
SC - 10
Vandy - 7
 
2012-08-30 07:59:57 PM
WSU has no talent? Seriously, WSU has tons of talent. Jeff Tuel will be in the NFL. Marquees Wilson is best receiver in pac 12 and Ricky Galvin is gonna be awesome.

WSU has always had talent, we have never had good coaching Since Mike Price left.

Leach will turn things around. WSU will be a Top 10 team in 3-4 years, book it!
 
2012-08-30 08:08:42 PM

geom_00: Are Penn State fans welcome in the football threads?


Why wouldn't they be? This is Fark. We have everything from explosively flatulent Swedish midgets to transsexual Methodist trombonists. All are welcome. All welcome. Come into the light.
 
2012-08-30 08:09:49 PM
Tied at 10
 
2012-08-30 08:19:12 PM
Ballsy.

Well, the Shaw hits are finally catching up with USC.
 
2012-08-30 08:19:39 PM
I'm kinda impressed with Vandy, but it's still early

/Connor Shaw out of the game, in visible pain
 
2012-08-30 08:25:28 PM
Samantha Steele, I would do horrible and naughty things to you.
 
2012-08-30 08:33:41 PM
Halftime tied at 10
 
2012-08-30 08:39:34 PM
Lou Holtz, I would do horrible and naughty things to you.
 
2012-08-30 08:59:59 PM

seventypercent: Lou Holtz, I would do horrible and naughty things to you.


with, or without dentures ?
 
2012-08-30 09:06:23 PM
Football!?

SWEET JESUS OH A STICK, IT'S FOOTBALL! LIFE HAS RESUMED!

/hugs college football
 
2012-08-30 09:08:45 PM

LadyBelgara: Football!?

SWEET JESUS OH A STICK, IT'S FOOTBALL! LIFE HAS RESUMED!

/hugs college football


Preach it sista!!

Our annual national nightmare is over!!
 
2012-08-30 09:11:29 PM

Leader O'Cola: seventypercent: Lou Holtz, I would do horrible and naughty things to you.

with, or without dentures ?


Well, either way, he's an absolute dreamboat.
 
2012-08-30 09:17:20 PM
13 - 10 Vanderbilt!
 
2012-08-30 09:24:55 PM
If Vandy can hold on and win this one, I would be a happy chihuahua.
 
2012-08-30 09:29:19 PM

seventypercent: If Vandy can hold on and win this one, I would be a happy chihuahua.


Hold on? They've been the dominant team in this game.
 
2012-08-30 09:32:39 PM

mentallo69: Time for the Rise of the Washington's WSU and UW!


And EWU.

/gonna whip Idaho's ass

bel4sucks: seventypercent: If Vandy can hold on and win this one, I would be a happy chihuahua.

Hold on? They've been the dominant team in this game.


I wish South Carolina would be appropriately ranked some year.
 
2012-08-30 09:34:09 PM
End of 3rd

Cocks - 10
Vandy - 13
 
2012-08-30 09:34:33 PM
So of course EWU blows an assignment and Idaho octuples its yardage output on one play. Sigh.
 
2012-08-30 09:36:13 PM

bel4sucks: seventypercent: If Vandy can hold on and win this one, I would be a happy chihuahua.

Hold on? They've been the dominant team in this game.


They just need to avoid shooting themselves in the foot in the 4th with dumb turnovers or something like that. With Shaw banged up, this is pretty much theirs to lose at this point.
 
2012-08-30 09:36:19 PM
Whoa, if a helmet comes off, the player has to come out for a play? That's a really dumb rule.
 
2012-08-30 09:38:55 PM
Idaho's dome is retarded. College football does not belong in domes.

Wow, guy runs the wrong way in that one game...and yet everyone still tries to tackle him. Weird.

/hey, that receiver has to come off the field, right?
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-08-30 09:42:58 PM
Holy shiat, did you see that play from Kent State?

I don't remember what team it was, but...I think Kent State punted it.

Then a Kent State player picked up the ball...and ran it the other way. He ran towards his own goal.

What the hell...what the farking hell.
 
2012-08-30 09:43:28 PM
dagnabbit
 
2012-08-30 09:43:40 PM
Bets on separated shoulder?
 
2012-08-30 09:43:56 PM
Hey you f*ckers, it's just Idaho - they would be a middle-of-the-pack Big Sky team. Stop worrying about them and false starting.

Great play by Kaufman, who is a beast. He's kind of a 'tard, but a beast.
 
2012-08-30 09:44:16 PM

MBK: Holy shiat, did you see that play from Kent State?

I don't remember what team it was, but...I think Kent State punted it.

Then a Kent State player picked up the ball...and ran it the other way. He ran towards his own goal.

What the hell...what the farking hell.


I...wait...what?
 
2012-08-30 09:44:20 PM
TD Cocks

Cocks - 14
Vandy - 13
 
2012-08-30 09:44:52 PM

MBK: Holy shiat, did you see that play from Kent State?

I don't remember what team it was, but...I think Kent State punted it.

Then a Kent State player picked up the ball...and ran it the other way. He ran towards his own goal.

What the hell...what the farking hell.


AND people kept trying to tackle him! AND THEY DID! Failure all around.
 
2012-08-30 09:46:05 PM
Hey, are anyone else's players having to come off the field and sit out a play when they lose their helmet on a play? I swear this is only occurring in Idaho.
 
2012-08-30 09:47:27 PM

geom_00: I have no horse in this race, however I have a serious question for you all.

Are Penn State fans welcome in the football threads? I LOVE fark, I LOVE farking while watching sports...but...just curious?


How will I be able to gloat when the Bobcats are beating your Lions if you aren't around?
 
2012-08-30 09:47:30 PM

IAmRight: Hey, are anyone else's players having to come off the field and sit out a play when they lose their helmet on a play? I swear this is only occurring in Idaho.


It just happened in S. Carolina - Vandy.
 
2012-08-30 09:47:37 PM

PluckYew: TD Cocks

Cocks - 17
Vandy - 13


Oops FTFM
 
2012-08-30 09:49:16 PM

seventypercent: IAmRight: Hey, are anyone else's players having to come off the field and sit out a play when they lose their helmet on a play? I swear this is only occurring in Idaho.

It just happened in S. Carolina - Vandy.


The announcers read the rule, but the SC receiver didn't come out. Guess he was supp posed to be evaluated for a concussion.
 
2012-08-30 09:49:20 PM

seventypercent: It just happened in S. Carolina - Vandy.


I only heard them announce the penalty, I didn't hear anything about the TE having to come off the field.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-08-30 09:49:32 PM

LadyBelgara: MBK: Holy shiat, did you see that play from Kent State?

I don't remember what team it was, but...I think Kent State punted it.

Then a Kent State player picked up the ball...and ran it the other way. He ran towards his own goal.

What the hell...what the farking hell.

I...wait...what?


Yes. It...was...wow. Punt, Kent State (or the other team) runs...curls and picks up the ball....and...it was just...what the hell is going on! I bet he did it on a dare. "Hey, I dare you to pick up the ball and run it back, I bet you can get the other team to tackle you". They are up 41-14 anyway, why not.
 
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