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(UPI)   Police called to flush out drunken participants in toilet fight   (upi.com) divider line 19
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2012-08-30 01:30:24 PM
Cops hate that kind of paperwork, too.
 
2012-08-30 03:14:11 PM

The Eastlake Police Department said the seven men and women, aged in their 40s and 50s, were intoxicated when they got into a "knock-down brawl" around 1 a.m. Sunday at the Chagrin River Yacht Club, WJW-TV, Cleveland, reported Wednesday.


A strangely apt name they have there.
 
2012-08-30 03:19:45 PM
when you are in your 50's, if you gotta piss you gotta piss NOW!
 
2012-08-30 03:20:02 PM
They were fighting with toilets?
 
2012-08-30 03:27:41 PM

theknuckler_33: They were fighting with toilets?


Tactical Porcelain
 
2012-08-30 03:34:20 PM
Sounds like a load of crap to me.
 
2012-08-30 03:35:12 PM
I am so disappointed. That's not a toilet fight! I pictured two people squatting down by their respective toilets earnestly splashing toilet water at each other.
 
2012-08-30 03:35:29 PM
Do we know if anyone got knocked down during the brawl?

/next time, have a story to write before you print it.
 
2012-08-30 03:36:52 PM

pottie: I am so disappointed. That's not a toilet fight! I pictured two people squatting down by their respective toilets earnestly splashing toilet water at each other.


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2012-08-30 03:42:05 PM
FTFA: "... seven men and women, aged in their 40s and 50s, were intoxicated..."


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And at the yacht club, no less
 
2012-08-30 03:47:58 PM
Bunch of turds . . .
 
2012-08-30 04:00:51 PM
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2012-08-30 04:00:57 PM
How did the toilets get drunk, again?

/DNRTFA
 
2012-08-30 04:06:09 PM
"I want the toilet seat"
"No, I found it"
 
2012-08-30 04:13:50 PM
shiat, that's a pretty crappy story. No details.
 
2012-08-30 05:03:04 PM
Where'd you get that suit, at the toilet store?
 
2012-08-30 07:54:59 PM
All attempts at ending this peaceably were quickly....



*dons sunglasses*

.......flushed away.


/yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!
 
2012-08-30 08:26:16 PM
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Since this article is about toilets, couldn't resist.
 
2012-08-31 01:16:27 AM
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Pops.

Hot like a Bouncing Souls set at the Phoenix Warped Tour, 2000.
 
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