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(WOAI San Antonio)   Politician did not survive the donkey show   (woai.com) divider line 57
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2012-08-30 09:01:42 AM  
This happens more than people thing. Donkeys do kill. They will quite literally hug you do death. If you get caught in their grip, there isn't much you can do about it. There really aren't many things worse than getting stuck in an ass hold.
 
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2012-08-30 10:14:47 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: This happens more than people thing. Donkeys do kill. They will quite literally hug you do death. If you get caught in their grip, there isn't much you can do about it. There really aren't many things worse than getting stuck in an ass hold.


I don't know, that guy in WA who died from a perforated colon after taking it up the can from a horse, sounds worse. But there weren't any details here so it might be the same thing.
 
2012-08-30 10:42:27 AM  
They're especially dangerous this time of year

/you need to stay away from their burros
 
2012-08-30 10:46:55 AM  
Sounds like a dumbass and a dumb ass.
 
2012-08-30 11:36:29 AM  
Was it an assASSin?
 
2012-08-30 11:45:43 AM  
Another senseless ass-related death, when will people learn?
 
2012-08-30 11:46:33 AM  
CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN, AMERICA!

images.sodahead.com
 
2012-08-30 11:46:43 AM  

vpb: But there weren't any details here so it might be the same thing.


Are you saying that he may have died of an ass-inflicted ass injury?
 
2012-08-30 11:47:17 AM  
Who hunts donkeys?
 
2012-08-30 11:47:27 AM  
Politics in Texas have gotten just a bit hard core lately.
 
2012-08-30 11:48:08 AM  
Old Man Roth would never go there, but old man Bohlke knows these places like the back of his hand."
 
2012-08-30 11:49:54 AM  

TheGogmagog: Who hunts donkeys?


Democrats?.
 
2012-08-30 11:50:18 AM  
Goddamn Democrats showing their true colors again.
 
2012-08-30 11:50:24 AM  
what a senselASS way to go
 
2012-08-30 11:51:09 AM  
There's this place I drive by everyday on my commute. Mexican family, fenced in yard full of all sorts of stuff that changes from day to day. Random tools. Jet skis. Trucks. And a donkey. In the middle of the city. It boggles my mind.
 
2012-08-30 11:53:17 AM  
DAT ASS!!!
 
2012-08-30 11:55:16 AM  
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2012-08-30 11:59:46 AM  
that sucks, sad for the family... and donkeys can be really mean toward intruders that is why they make good companion animals.
 
2012-08-30 12:01:03 PM  
Donkey Show? Is it time for the Democratic National Convention already?
 
2012-08-30 12:02:11 PM  
They use them to guard the goat or sheep herds (or even llamas) from the coyotes and other predators.
They can be pretty damn aggressive if they think you are a threat.
 
2012-08-30 12:04:31 PM  
Asswiped.
 
2012-08-30 12:08:28 PM  
But is the donkey OK?



/and is it hawt?
//TTIUWP
 
2012-08-30 12:10:16 PM  
Donkeys stood in a field
And they're up to no good
Can't anyone see it's true?
Look at its face, there's something nasty in store for you

Donkeys stood in a field
And they're up to no good
Can't anyone see it's true?
What on Earth are those donkeys trying to do?

Go to the beach, they're already there
Walking around with an innocent air
Giving out rides to the children
Watch out, lady, for your children


Watch him wander away with your kids on his back
What were you thinking, lady?

Okay, so he came back this time


But we are walking a fine line
Between a nice ride on the sands
And death from a creature who's got hooves for hands
 
2012-08-30 12:10:21 PM  
Chief Deputy David Soward says Bohlke apparently was attacked Monday morning by a male, aggressive donkey he kept on the ranch.

Why was Rahm Emanuel "being kept" on a ranch in South Texas?
 
2012-08-30 12:10:56 PM  
Apparently he was an ass man.
 
2012-08-30 12:13:01 PM  

WhoreMonica: Apparently he was an ass man.


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2012-08-30 12:13:14 PM  
Apparently he was a bad ass.
 
2012-08-30 12:13:50 PM  
Vindication for Sam Steiger?
 
2012-08-30 12:15:46 PM  
I did not know that in some donkey shows, the donkey is on actually its back while the woman straddles it.
 
2012-08-30 12:16:04 PM  
Death by "donkey punch;" who'da thunk it?
 
2012-08-30 12:16:12 PM  
i210.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-30 12:17:04 PM  
Damn. My local farmer have a little italian donkey... that dude seems cool, but perhaps because he respects me as a paisano.
 
2012-08-30 12:22:08 PM  

mekkab: Damn. My local farmer have a little italian donkey... that dude seems cool, but perhaps because he respects me as a paisano.


Is it Dominic the Italian Christmas Donkey? Link
 
2012-08-30 12:22:32 PM  

TheGogmagog: Who hunts donkeys?


Back when I was single it was great sport tracking down and bagging an ass
 
2012-08-30 12:26:16 PM  
i141.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-30 12:26:18 PM  

JesseL: Vindication for Sam Steiger?


Wow, something that was actually obscure (for me) on Fark, and it wasn't even labeled as such.
 
2012-08-30 12:37:21 PM  
Third world country problems.
 
2012-08-30 12:38:56 PM  

silvervial: JesseL: Vindication for Sam Steiger?

Wow, something that was actually obscure (for me) on Fark, and it wasn't even labeled as such.


You mean you're not intimately familiar with rural Arizona politics of the 1970s? What are they teaching in school these days?
 
2012-08-30 12:53:05 PM  
Farking democrats are through playing around this election. After DNC there will be a farking bloodbath comming to republicans!! Hell the mascots are just now getting warmed up.
 
2012-08-30 12:53:16 PM  
This is just more propaganda. You can tell by how they added something about service in the military.
 
2012-08-30 12:57:23 PM  
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2012-08-30 01:03:28 PM  
 
2012-08-30 01:20:37 PM  
Bummer...

cache.ohinternet.com
 
2012-08-30 01:23:12 PM  
FTFA: "The Atascosa County Sheriff's Office said Wednesday that the death of Hollywood Park Mayor William "Bill" Bohlke appears to be an accident. Bohlke was 65."

That's just what the Donkey wants you to think.

/Check his life insurance
 
2012-08-30 01:33:00 PM  

TommyDeuce: That's just what the Donkey wants you to think.


"And remember, it has to look like an accident."
 
2012-08-30 01:35:15 PM  
Politician killed by a donkey.

Irony is such a cruel mistress. -_-
 
2012-08-30 01:43:40 PM  
Stay tuned for a response from the Republican Party.
 
2012-08-30 01:49:02 PM  
Go to vice.com and check out their Columbian donkey sex documentary. Apparently they think it's great for little boys to practice with them.
 
2012-08-30 01:49:07 PM  
images.sodahead.com

What a 500lb donkey might look like.
 
2012-08-30 02:27:34 PM  
i saw a video of a donkey actually trying to rape some poor dude. it had his pants down and was behind him.

google it, it's funnier'n hell.
 
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