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(Telegraph)   Amazonian community wiped out by gold hunters. This is not a repeat from 1520   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 94
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2012-08-30 12:29:23 PM  
Murder for freedom
a stab in the back,
women and children
the cowards ATTACK!!!
 
2012-08-30 12:33:39 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-08-30 12:40:52 PM  
If we ever meet the real Aliens, this is what would happen. While they might overall seem friendly or disinterested, some small subgroup of them would kill us all for some stupid reason or by accident.
 
2012-08-30 12:41:02 PM  
Looks like the natives found out that Real Life doesn't work out like it did in "Avatar", eh? The rainforest and all it's critters didn't rise up to counterattack the evil people with guns.

Tech up or GTFO, Fred Flintstone!
 
2012-08-30 12:41:12 PM  
doglover: "I thought you were supposed to lust after yellow 'ores. This changes everything...."

[slowclap.jpg]
 
2012-08-30 12:54:44 PM  

Latinwolf: Missionaries have been preaching to the Pirahãs for 200 years and have converted not one. Everett did not know this when he first visited them in 1977 at age 26. A missionary and a linguist, he was sent to learn their language, translate the Bible for them, and ultimately bring them to Christ.

Instead, they brought him to atheism. "The Pirahãs have shown me that there is dignity and deep satisfaction in facing life and death without the comfort of heaven or the fear of hell and in sailing toward the great abyss with a smile."

They better hope the fundies don't decide to invade that place and wipe them out for being heretics.


It's hard to threaten a people who already live a bronze age existence in the Amazon with visions of hell.

Where they live is already worse.
 
2012-08-30 01:01:06 PM  
If you think this is bad, you should see what the bastards did to Tristram.
 
2012-08-30 01:02:02 PM  
It isn't my fault, I've always thought gold was ugly. If I could completely eliminate it from my life I would. And diamonds are just rocks. You might as well walk around with clods of dirt tied to your body. Don't understand it, never will, it holds no value for me.
 
2012-08-30 01:06:15 PM  
My friend from Argentina says, "Life has considerably less value South of the Rio Grande."
 
2012-08-30 01:09:48 PM  
Speaking of Amazonian gold, anyone else looking forward to the new season of Mysterious Cities of Gold?
 
2012-08-30 01:13:53 PM  
What an enlightened and safe part of the world, Brazil is! Good thing folks from all over the world get to go there for the World Cup and the next Olympics!!
 
2012-08-30 01:15:22 PM  

Darkrover2: What an enlightened and safe part of the world, Brazil is! Good thing folks from all over the world get to go there for the World Cup and the next Olympics!!


Ya about that.

http://in.reuters.com/article/2012/08/28/brazil-clinton-idINL2E8JS4TE 2 0120828
 
2012-08-30 01:17:22 PM  
 
2012-08-30 01:18:31 PM  

TheManofPA: Will I still get my 2-day shipments with prime on time?


Not sure how the one issue would affect the other...
 
2012-08-30 01:33:43 PM  
is this why my amazon.com shipment is late?

(it's actually on time)
(i ordered coca tea)

yes it's legal
and doctor oz doesn't even know about it (yet)
 
2012-08-30 01:40:07 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: Nothing sad about this. A farming culture wipes out hunter gathers. Just natural order of things.


Would like a word with you about the "Natural order of things", soft, dirt scratcher:
www.greenprinteronline.com
 
2012-08-30 01:50:38 PM  

Magorn: Mid_mo_mad_man: Nothing sad about this. A farming culture wipes out hunter gathers. Just natural order of things.

Would like a word with you about the "Natural order of things", soft, dirt scratcher:
[www.greenprinteronline.com image 523x450]


While not a dirt scratcher his people were herdsman. So still an agriculture based society
 
2012-08-30 02:07:20 PM  
*THIS* is why we need to go back on the gold standard, people. The world monetary system should not be based on the US Treasury increasing or decreasing the number of dollars in circulation. It should instead be based on how much gold we are able to mine from the Earth and horde at Fort Knox. And if we destroy the environment and kill off a few indigenous nations, well, that's the price of avoiding deflation of our currency. Breaking eggs to make an omlette, etc.
 
2012-08-30 02:16:13 PM  
special20
2012-08-30 12:02:06 PM
Wanted for questioning:

i.imgur.com
Saw these idiots on TV once, don't think they are competent enough to dig up a worm to go fishing.
 
2012-08-30 02:16:20 PM  
greenobles.com
Someone say Amazons?
 
2012-08-30 02:18:26 PM  

fireclown: [greenobles.com image 697x1121]
Someone say Amazons?


i22.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-30 02:19:18 PM  
Missouri?
 
2012-08-30 02:26:58 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: [upload.wikimedia.org image 320x200]


Good god... is that "Seven Cities of Gold" for the C64? Played the hell out of that game! (20 years ago...)
 
2012-08-30 02:26:59 PM  

TheHighlandHowler: Andromeda: Wow, people suck.

/threadjack: does anyone remember the name of a book by a guy who went off for a year to live with a tribe in the Amazonian rainforest and they had completely opposite morals/standards than many other Western societies? saw it in a Fark thread once but forgot the name of it, and just reminded of this now...


An Amazon tribe converts the missionary


The book is fantastic. Really interesting stuff.
 
2012-08-30 02:28:49 PM  
This text is now purple: Latinwolf: Missionaries have been preaching to the Pirahãs for 200 years and have converted not one. Everett did not know this when he first visited them in 1977 at age 26. A missionary and a linguist, he was sent to learn their language, translate the Bible for them, and ultimately bring them to Christ.

Instead, they brought him to atheism. "The Pirahãs have shown me that there is dignity and deep satisfaction in facing life and death without the comfort of heaven or the fear of hell and in sailing toward the great abyss with a smile."

They better hope the fundies don't decide to invade that place and wipe them out for being heretics.

It's hard to threaten a people who already live a bronze age existence in the Amazon with visions of hell.

Where they live is already worse.


It's a safe bet that some of them would think that living someplace like, oh let's say, Philadelphia, is much worse.
 
2012-08-30 02:33:37 PM  

ShawnDoc: An Amazon tribe converts the missionary

The book is fantastic. Really interesting stuff.



The title of which is . . . .
 
2012-08-30 02:44:37 PM  

ObscureNameHere: StoPPeRmobile: [upload.wikimedia.org image 320x200]

Good god... is that "Seven Cities of Gold" for the C64? Played the hell out of that game! (20 years ago...)


It was a slaughterfest.
 
2012-08-30 02:50:49 PM  

ShawnDoc: The book is fantastic. Really interesting stuff.


Super. I ordered it from the library today.
 
2012-08-30 02:59:37 PM  

gadian: It isn't my fault, I've always thought gold was ugly. If I could completely eliminate it from my life I would. And diamonds are just rocks. You might as well walk around with clods of dirt tied to your body. Don't understand it, never will, it holds no value for me.


Gold and diamonds have industrial uses, not just ornamental. So both substances have value for you, just not aesthetic.

Gold and diamonds aren't the only substance we use to adorn ourselves: amber, silver, jade, etc. Humans like to show off wealth/power.
 
2012-08-30 03:12:03 PM  

Slaxl: syberpud: Fluorescent Testicle: super_grass: Eh, you can't hide from civilization forever. Sooner or later you get dragged into the 21st century kicking and screaming.

Wouldn't that require them to still be alive?

/Holy fark, people suck.

According to the article, 3 survived.

/still sucks.

Makes me wonder how many times similar things happen but no one lives to tell the tale.


It's more common with oil company mercenaries, when the locals just won't bow down, both in Africa and S. America. Oddly, corporate global media doesn't feature those sorts of stories all that often, since they don't tend to involve Kardashians.

I shouldn't be surprised about this particular massacre, what with the current ruckus about gold, yet there it is.
 
2012-08-30 03:14:16 PM  

vudukungfu: Why does the white man lust after the yellow rock?


lolwut?
cdn.straightfromthea.com
 
2012-08-30 03:14:33 PM  

careless lisper: willfullyobscure: RELIGION OF PEACE

WTF does that even mean? I didn't see any part of the article that eluded to the religious beliefs of the raping, murdering Brazilian miners. Maybe I missed that part.


Brazil's 75% Roman Catholic, another 15% or so Protestant.

But don't worry, someone will be along to reassure you the murderers weren't really Christians...
 
2012-08-30 04:23:24 PM  
scifiblock.com

good fundamentals
 
2012-08-30 05:07:17 PM  
Could the Brazilian government hand out a satellite phone to every remote village in the Amazon, and call in the Venezuelan National Guard or whatever the equivalent is whenever some farkers try and do something like this?
 
2012-08-30 05:14:04 PM  

cryinoutloud: I watched a show on 60 Minutes that was about Indians and how much they love to buy gold. There are companies that will sell them gold on payment plans, and the people get little payment books, so they can have their gold and pay for it gradually. I don't remember all the reasoning as to why Indians love gold so much, but if you want to blame someone for hoarding or over-valuing gold, blame them.

India's love affair with gold

Here's what your well-dressed Indian bride looks like:

You'd better be wearing lots of gold, and it had better be obvious.


Similar things happen in Brazil (though I haven't heard of mass-murders this bad) except that it's usually by loggers, not gold miners. If it wasn't gold, it'd just be something else. These people have nobody to protect them if someone wants them dead.
 
2012-08-30 06:43:07 PM  

Need_MindBleach: Could the Brazilian government hand out a satellite phone to every remote village in the Amazon, and call in the Venezuelan National Guard or whatever the equivalent is whenever some farkers try and do something like this?


I'm guessing the military would show up just in time to dig their sat phone out of a pile of corpses.
 
2012-08-30 06:44:48 PM  
Mid_mo_mad_man

Nothing sad about this. A farming culture wipes out hunter gathers. Just natural order of things.

Nothing sad about the murder of those innocent people. After all, they were Indians, so its not like they were real people or anything, amirite? Just the natural order of things.

/fark you, by the way
 
2012-08-30 06:47:23 PM  
super_grass


Eh, you can't hide from civilization forever.

Sooner or later you get dragged into the 21st century kicking and screaming.


I don't think you can enter the 21st-century after you've been burned alive.

Its not unreasonable for indigenous people to want to set the terms for how they adopt modernity rather than have it forced on them on the terms of outsiders.

/masters of cultural anthropology
//gradutate certificate in human rights
 
2012-08-30 07:03:01 PM  
olddinosaur

Someone needs to point out: these "wonderful, natural, pristine, unspoiled" people live an average of 28 years because they have no technology.

Modern day Luddites starting with Al Gore want to reinstate this "natural" lifestyle, at least for 99% of the population, while they continue to live in luxury.

Beware.


THIS IS WHAT REPUBLICANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
 
2012-08-30 07:44:30 PM  

MeanJean: Mid_mo_mad_man

Nothing sad about this. A farming culture wipes out hunter gathers. Just natural order of things.

Nothing sad about the murder of those innocent people. After all, they were Indians, so its not like they were real people or anything, amirite? Just the natural order of things.

/fark you, by the way


This type of thing has been happening since man walked the earth. Indians themselves did it to. Look what happen to the tribes that did got firearms and horses as quick as their neighbors
 
2012-08-30 07:46:55 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: MeanJean: Mid_mo_mad_man

Nothing sad about this. A farming culture wipes out hunter gathers. Just natural order of things.

Nothing sad about the murder of those innocent people. After all, they were Indians, so its not like they were real people or anything, amirite? Just the natural order of things.

/fark you, by the way

This type of thing has been happening since man walked the earth. Indians themselves did it to. Look what happen to the tribes that did got firearms and horses as quick as their neighbors


Meant to say
Look what happened to the tribes that didn't get firearms and horses as quick.
 
2012-08-30 08:02:34 PM  
Mid_mo_mad_man

This type of thing has been happening since man walked the earth. Indians themselves did it to. Look what happen to the tribes that did got firearms and horses as quick as their neighbors

Meant to say
Look what happened to the tribes that didn't get firearms and horses as quick.


Well that makes mass murder just a-okay then!
 
2012-08-30 08:24:40 PM  
Neither ok nor bad just nature of man. Might makes right in this case
 
2012-08-31 12:11:15 PM  
Mid_mo_mad_man

Neither ok nor bad just nature of man. Might makes right in this case

So you don't go to the cops when you get mugged?
 
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