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(Daily Mail)   Former pilot claims John Travolta made numerous scheduled landings at the rear of the airport   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 51
    More: Followup, John Travolta, Hollywood Foreign Press Association, Doug Gotterba, Kelly Preston, Marty Singer, Dustin Hoffman, Beverly Hills Hotel, interpersonal relationship  
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2012-08-30 08:34:43 AM  
I hate the TSA too subby
 
2012-08-30 08:57:26 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

He must have been way hotter back in those days. Otherwise, John likes his men with a 'realistic' look.
 
2012-08-30 09:45:06 AM  
So before he got married, over 20 years ago, this guy tells of a relationship with John Travolta that was consensual and bothered no one, and he has no knowledge of any of Travolta's behavior since that time.

This is no one's business, and this guy should die in a fire.
 
2012-08-30 10:47:11 AM  
Highway to the danger zone.

/Stand by for Thetan dump!
 
2012-08-30 10:48:38 AM  
And what's up with pretty scientologist actor boys and big powerful jets?
 
2012-08-30 10:50:55 AM  

Cythraul: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x704]

He must have been way hotter back in those days. Otherwise, John likes his men with a 'realistic' look.


Football fan, huh? Figures. They should just all come out of the closet already.
 
2012-08-30 10:55:07 AM  
i see we get our weekly travolta gay story
 
2012-08-30 11:00:37 AM  
Is this really a "shock claim?"
 
2012-08-30 11:01:26 AM  
 
2012-08-30 11:06:42 AM  
Marty Singer's medicine cabinet is probably overflowing with XanaxTM,AmbienTM,not to mention various heart and ulcer meds to aid him in the ceaseless quest to refute all rumors of Travolta's trysts....
 
2012-08-30 11:12:22 AM  

Cythraul: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x704]

He must have been way hotter back in those days. Otherwise, John likes his men with a 'realistic' look.


This! You know, if Travolta just came out of the closet he'd probably have plenty of opportunities to fark a hot guy instead.
 
2012-08-30 11:15:46 AM  
John Travolta is gay????
/who cares? He apparently tries to keep it under wraps and isn't trying to ram it down our throats.
 
2012-08-30 11:15:55 AM  

RoyBatty: So before he got married, over 20 years ago, this guy tells of a relationship with John Travolta that was consensual and bothered no one, and he has no knowledge of any of Travolta's behavior since that time.

This is no one's business, and this guy should die in a fire.


Mega-THIS!
 
2012-08-30 11:20:38 AM  
This is a lot less tawdry than the bathhouse stuff.

How can John Travolta really think a sweet-sounding relationship with a pilot 20 years ago would hurt his reputation that much now?

Dude should at least come out as "bisexual" and then he could at least somewhat respectably hang on to the showmance with Kelly Preston.
 
2012-08-30 11:38:35 AM  

amindtat: Cythraul: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x704]

He must have been way hotter back in those days. Otherwise, John likes his men with a 'realistic' look.

This! You know, if Travolta just came out of the closet he'd probably have plenty of opportunities to fark a hot guy instead.


Not with that goddamn plastic helmet he's been wearing on his head. If you're going to wear a rug, wouldn't you at least get one that looks halfway realistic?
 
2012-08-30 11:51:03 AM  

Lsherm: Not with that goddamn plastic helmet he's been wearing on his head. If you're going to wear a rug, wouldn't you at least get one that looks halfway realistic?


He's kind of a funny-looking guy anyway, but if he'd do something right with his hair, you'd never even notice how weird he looks.

RoyBatty: So before he got married, over 20 years ago, this guy tells of a relationship with John Travolta that was consensual and bothered no one, and he has no knowledge of any of Travolta's behavior since that time.
This is no one's business, and this guy should die in a fire.


Indeed.
 
2012-08-30 11:52:08 AM  

Lsherm:
Not with that goddamn plastic helmet he's been wearing on his head. If you're going to wear a rug, wouldn't you at least get one that looks halfway realistic?


I'm pretty sure that's not a rug. I think it's paint.
 
2012-08-30 11:55:17 AM  
We should just take every accusation against a closeted celebrity and turn it into a Rashida Jones picture thread.
 
2012-08-30 12:04:20 PM  
sizzlesays.files.wordpress.com

www.spikednation.com
 
2012-08-30 12:19:34 PM  
Who cares about this when on the sidebar:

Famous anorexic identical twins die in house fire 

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-08-30 12:45:23 PM  
As a pilot, he should know the value of a good rear thruster.
 
2012-08-30 12:57:44 PM  

MorePeasPlease: Who cares about this when on the sidebar:

Famous anorexic identical twins die in house fire 

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x367]


Gee,thanks for the nightmare fuel.
 
2012-08-30 01:03:08 PM  
Well, well, well.......I guess someone was offered a modest amount of money to tell a story only a hair salon full of yentas would care about.
 
2012-08-30 01:15:25 PM  
fark.upi.com
 
2012-08-30 01:45:49 PM  
images3.static-bluray.com 

Where there' smoke... there is fire
 
2012-08-30 02:49:41 PM  
"Shock"? Don't you mean "routine"?
 
2012-08-30 02:56:57 PM  

RoyBatty: So before he got married, over 20 years ago, this guy tells of a relationship with John Travolta that was consensual and bothered no one, and he has no knowledge of any of Travolta's behavior since that time.

This is no one's business, and this guy should die in a fire.


I wholeheartedly agree with you. I don't care what he does in his personal life as long as he continues to provide us with quality entertainment like Battlefield Earth.

/leave John alone!
//really...I liked that stupid movie
 
2012-08-30 03:03:19 PM  
www.badgesociety.com

Couldn't possibly happen. Never..

//hotlinked because i'm a lazy leech.
 
2012-08-30 03:08:06 PM  

GacysBasement: He apparently tries to keep it under wraps and isn't trying to ram it down our throats.


That's right. He saves it for his boyfriends.
 
2012-08-30 03:12:19 PM  

TheEdibleSnuggie: GacysBasement: He apparently tries to keep it under wraps and isn't trying to ram it down our throats.

That's right. He saves it for his boyfriends.


Giggity?
 
2012-08-30 03:20:57 PM  
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-08-30 03:22:00 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
img2-1.timeinc.net
 
2012-08-30 03:29:45 PM  

Somaticasual: [www.badgesociety.com image 300x300]

Couldn't possibly happen. Never..

//hotlinked because i'm a lazy leech.


Thank you, I was starting to think I'd have to find it and post it myself.
 
2012-08-30 03:56:26 PM  

Cythraul: He must have been way hotter back in those days. Otherwise, John likes his men with a 'realistic' look.


Weirdly, there does seem to be a pattern here: none of the guys who've come forward have been anything more than average-looking, which may suggest that's his type.

I know if I was John Travolta, I'd be banging much hotter guys who were 30 years younger than me.

Then again, if I were Travolta, I would have come out of the closet years ago.
 
2012-08-30 04:01:19 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: Cythraul: He must have been way hotter back in those days. Otherwise, John likes his men with a 'realistic' look.

Weirdly, there does seem to be a pattern here: none of the guys who've come forward have been anything more than average-looking, which may suggest that's his type.

I know if I was John Travolta, I'd be banging much hotter guys who were 30 years younger than me.

Then again, if I were Travolta, I would have come out of the closet years ago.


Yeah, every person has their type. Even though George Michael is not my type, I've always thought he was a very, very attractive man. Yet, he likes to blow truckers at rest stops. *shrug*

As far as John, if he is gay, who knows why he won't come out. It could be a lot of reasons.
 
2012-08-30 04:02:13 PM  
Hell 20 years ago I would have banged John, not so much now though.
 
2012-08-30 04:07:55 PM  

Cythraul: It could be a lot of reasons.


I'm fairly certain it would put a damper on his marriage. That's one reason.
 
2012-08-30 05:51:14 PM  
Ow, ow, ow. He got his sh*t tucked in.
 
2012-08-30 06:32:07 PM  
"Preferred men." Okay, I can dig. Why not compromise and come out as being bisexual? There is no shame in that.
 
2012-08-30 06:57:53 PM  
Jim was only human -- this attraction was too much for him. He put down his pail, took the white alley, and bent over the toe with absorbing interest while the bandage was being unwound. In another moment he was flying down the street with his pail and a tingling rear, John Travolta was whitewashing with vigor, and Aunt Polly was retiring from the field with a slipper in her hand and triumph in her eye.

But John's energy did not last. He began to think of the fun he had planned for this day, and his sorrows multiplied. Soon the free boys would come tripping along on all sorts of delicious expeditions, and they would make a world of fun of him for having to work -- the very thought of it burnt him like fire. He got out his worldly wealth and examined it -- bits of toys, marbles, and trash; enough to buy an exchange of WORK, maybe, but not half enough to buy so much as half an hour of pure freedom. So he returned his straitened means to his pocket, and gave up the idea of trying to buy the boys. At this dark and hopeless moment an inspiration burst upon him! Nothing less than a great, magnificent inspiration.
 
2012-08-30 07:04:17 PM  

ParagonComplex: "Preferred men." Okay, I can dig. Why not compromise and come out as being bisexual? There is no shame in that.


No shame? Curious. What other scenario would cause shame, exactly?
 
2012-08-30 07:21:57 PM  

Cythraul: ParagonComplex: "Preferred men." Okay, I can dig. Why not compromise and come out as being bisexual? There is no shame in that.

No shame? Curious. What other scenario would cause shame, exactly?


Presumably where Travolta is instead a closeted gay man unknowingly bearded by Kelly Preston whom he has misled with a sham marriage.
 
2012-08-30 08:59:55 PM  
They can go do whatever it is that they do after the flight, but I would definitely walk across the street to hitch a ride on JT's QANTAS-schemed 707.
 
2012-08-30 09:05:07 PM  

MorePeasPlease: Who cares about this when on the sidebar:

Famous anorexic identical twins die in house fire 

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x367]


I bet they went up like kindling.

/too soon?
 
2012-08-30 09:23:21 PM  

Cythraul: Yeah, every person has their type. Even though George Michael is not my type, I've always thought he was a very, very attractive man. Yet, he likes to blow truckers at rest stops. *shrug*


Yeah, that kinda killed my love for him. It was made worse by the fact that he had an extremely hot boyfriend who stayed with him for years and supported him while Michael kept going out and getting himself arrested.
 
2012-08-30 10:27:12 PM  
Is there anyone left who doesn't believe he's gay?

Other than Travolta himself of course.
 
2012-08-30 10:48:57 PM  
if i was a good looking successful wealthy celebrity type i'd be out there banging everything i could. life is short my friends. go for the gusto.
 
2012-08-31 01:45:14 AM  
 
2012-08-31 11:44:48 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: [sizzlesays.files.wordpress.com image 300x300]

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I was thinking a Sharpie, but yeah, that might be it.
 
2012-08-31 01:41:18 PM  

GacysBasement: John Travolta is gay????
/who cares? He apparently tries to keep it under wraps and isn't trying to ram it down our throats.


ah the "ram down our throat" meme. *drink*

amazes me that straight guys never see how this reveals more about their inner gay panic than they would like

it's gonna be ok
 
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