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(CBS News)   New Jersey mail carrier uses route to deliver cocaine. Postal authorities become suspicious after the entire route was finished in 17 minutes   (cbsnews.com) divider line 20
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2012-08-30 10:10:08 AM  
What can white do for you?
 
2012-08-30 10:12:48 AM  
New Jersey mail carrier ... finishes his entire route in 17 minutes

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Son, I am disappoint.
 
2012-08-30 10:12:49 AM  
Hey at least he still had 9 minutes to get to the gym.
 
2012-08-30 10:13:34 AM  
I would have settled for "postal authorities became suspicious after he actually finished his route"
 
2012-08-30 10:14:21 AM  
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approves
 
2012-08-30 10:14:58 AM  
Did subby read article...it was a woman.
 
2012-08-30 10:18:36 AM  
Neither snow blow nor rain nor heat (from the police) nor gloom of night stays these drugcouriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds
 
2012-08-30 10:25:57 AM  
From my past carrying mail, most letter carriers can finish their routes in significantly less time than they are allotted. (small sample : 2 summers)
Maybe not quite 17 minutes, but if you want a challenge, go find something to do in a suburban town for 3 hours a day without getting caught by a supervisor.
The common solution seemed to be to go park under a tree and drink from a bottle in a paperbag.
 
2012-08-30 10:26:32 AM  
Considering the issues I have with the royal mail, I'm thinking cocaine might actually help the poor retarded posties who attempt to deliver mail occaisionally over here. The number of times I've had familly members get returned parcels they've tried to send me stating 'location not found'.. Maybe it's the really big house, or the number '2' stapled to the front door that throws them off. Maybe my home jumps in and out of this dimension at will and usually when postal workers try to access it. Maybe.
So please, Royal Mail, start feeding your workers cocaine. Else I'm going to have to go back to working on the man traps in the pathway, poisoned with only merely unpleasant and not fatal poison, as whilst stupid some of your postal workers are rather nice to look at.
 
2012-08-30 10:29:17 AM  
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M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-mail call, baby! COOOOOOOOO-CAINE!

/always thought it was a police hat...know i know he was just a mail carrier.
 
2012-08-30 10:34:41 AM  

Brawndo: I would have settled for "postal authorities became suspicious after he actually finished his route"


It's more like "actually delivers mail to the correct house" for me. For some reason, I get mail from every other house on the block except mine.
 
2012-08-30 10:34:57 AM  
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He told Richie to stop selling coke on his routes.
 
2012-08-30 10:36:18 AM  
That's also how Juan Valdez can pick all the coffee in Colombia.
 
2012-08-30 11:04:21 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: From my past carrying mail, most letter carriers can finish their routes in significantly less time than they are allotted. (small sample : 2 summers)
Maybe not quite 17 minutes, but if you want a challenge, go find something to do in a suburban town for 3 hours a day without getting caught by a supervisor.
The common solution seemed to be to go park under a tree and drink from a bottle in a paperbag.


Did they fire you because you cracked the 50% barrier?
 
2012-08-30 11:29:30 AM  
New Jersey mail carrier uses route to deliver cocaine. Postal authorities become suspicious after the entire route was finished in 17 minutes actually delivered on time to the correct houses.
 
2012-08-30 02:38:40 PM  
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2012-08-30 03:36:09 PM  
A friend of mine owns a restaurant. She's not the day-to-day manager, so most of the staff doesn't know exactly who she is. One day she walked in on a busboy doing a line of coke in the storeroom. He thought she was a sales rep or something and just kind of smiled and gave her the "shhhh" sign.

So she went to the manager and said, well, what do we do? The manager said, "Well, he's always early, he's always working, he's always friendly to the customers, and he always wants more hours. He may be the only busboy in the world you can say all that about. The only difference is now we know why."

/csb
 
2012-08-30 05:01:07 PM  

semiotix: A friend of mine owns a restaurant. She's not the day-to-day manager, so most of the staff doesn't know exactly who she is. One day she walked in on a busboy doing a line of coke in the storeroom. He thought she was a sales rep or something and just kind of smiled and gave her the "shhhh" sign.

So she went to the manager and said, well, what do we do? The manager said, "Well, he's always early, he's always working, he's always friendly to the customers, and he always wants more hours. He may be the only busboy in the world you can say all that about. The only difference is now we know why."

/csb


Work more hours to afford more coke to work more hours to afford more coke to work more hours to...?
 
2012-08-30 07:56:44 PM  

mama2tnt: Work more hours to afford more coke to work more hours to afford more coke to work more hours to...?


Yes, I think that's why he wanted as many busboy hours as possible. Being friendly and full of fidgety table-bussing energy was just a bonus.

Besides, when you put it that way, it's not the worst logic I've ever heard. Thanks for teaching us all a valuable lesson about priorities, anecdotal cokehead.
 
2012-08-31 12:29:42 PM  
semiotix - I thought your story would end similar to the one about Abe Lincoln. When told his general, U. S. Grant, was drunk, he inquired on what whiskey. Because he wanted to send some to his other generals.
 
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