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(Huffington Post)   Quality and quantity of sperm are declining around the world. Results based on a study of the early contestants auditioning for "American Idol"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 30
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2012-08-30 08:59:29 AM
www.voght.org

Don't worry subbs, it'll be okay....
 
2012-08-30 09:27:44 AM
So, sperm is now losing its crunchiness?
 
2012-08-30 09:34:21 AM
Ooooh, droppin' somewhat smaller loads!
 
2012-08-30 11:01:28 AM
This is old and quite disturbing news.  I remember when I first read about this...
 
"Lou Guillette, an expert on sexual development, explained to a congressional committee in 1993 that sperm counts have been decreasing for decades and warned the congressmen, "Every man sitting in this room today is half the man his grandfather was!" Since Guillette's testimony, we have learned further that the sex ratios of newborn babies are changing in some industrialized regions: the proportion of newborn males to females is decreasing."
 
I mean it's great that there are more females but it's frightening that we're basically poisoning our precious yambags into oblivion. 
 
2012-08-30 11:07:07 AM
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2012-08-30 11:07:57 AM
I would have thought that the producer of Making the Band would have detected it first.
 
2012-08-30 11:17:57 AM

basemetal: [www.voght.org image 800x400]

Don't worry subbs, it'll be okay....


when they said the south shall rise again, they weren't just talking about guns...
 
2012-08-30 11:22:50 AM
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Ready.
 
2012-08-30 11:23:15 AM
Ohh the human population is self regulating? awesome!
 
2012-08-30 11:23:34 AM
Must be the fluoride in the water.
 
2012-08-30 11:29:25 AM

Homer Nixon: [cache.io9.com image 485x316]

Ready.


I see my work here is done before I even started.
 
2012-08-30 11:32:35 AM
Peter North would like to have a word with Subby, provided it's a she.
 
2012-08-30 11:35:57 AM

r1niceboy: Peter North would like to have a word with Subby, provided it's a she.


John Holmes wouldn't care if Subby was a man or a woman.
 
2012-08-30 11:40:02 AM
Fine, I'll pick up the slack. Single file, ladies. There's plenty for everyone.
 
2012-08-30 11:54:42 AM

FirstNationalBastard: r1niceboy: Peter North would like to have a word with Subby, provided it's a she.

John Holmes wouldn't care if Subby was a man or a woman.


For that matter, neither would Peter North.

/"Teacher's Pet", among others
 
2012-08-30 12:15:07 PM
Natures answer to overpopulation.
 
2012-08-30 12:41:56 PM
Sorry. Should I make some more?
 
2012-08-30 01:20:20 PM
blogs.villagevoice.com
 
2012-08-30 01:51:31 PM
I'll give a damn when we actually start seeing negative population growth.
 
2012-08-30 01:54:51 PM
I'm brewing up a new batch as we speak. Quality is top notch, I know, I test it myself.
 
2012-08-30 02:48:25 PM

Homer Nixon: [cache.io9.com image 485x316]

Ready.


My first thought...

//Should I feel guilty about the filled tissue I just flushed?
 
2012-08-30 02:51:07 PM
Wouldn't it be fascinating to discover that humans, when faced with over population, witness spontaneous sperm decline and increases in homosexual populations?
 
2012-08-30 03:21:11 PM
I thinking to blame the ever increasing access to and quality of pornography (from print media in the early days to film to video and now a huge upswing with the internet).

We're using sperm up faster.
 
2012-08-30 04:42:40 PM
Fat thighs warm up the bags. Warm bags = less motile sperm.
 
2012-08-31 12:26:25 AM

Homer Nixon: [cache.io9.com image 485x316]

Ready.


Yet the people in the theater when that came out called bullshiat.....
 
2012-08-31 12:30:00 AM

Cuthbert Allgood: Wouldn't it be fascinating to discover that humans, when faced with over population, witness spontaneous sperm decline and increases in homosexual populations?


Link
 
2012-08-31 11:16:54 AM
Our saviour  pghbulldogs.com
 
2012-08-31 11:31:25 AM

pdee: Our saviour  [pghbulldogs.com image 270x262]


Peter North did a Mormon porn?!? How did I miss this?
 
2012-08-31 01:36:56 PM

Miss Stein: pdee: Our saviour  [pghbulldogs.com image 270x262]

Peter North did a Mormon porn?!? How did I miss this?


It was titled Bring 'em Young, and you thought it had dubiously legal people?
 
2012-09-01 03:46:21 PM

Fano: Miss Stein: pdee: Our saviour  [pghbulldogs.com image 270x262]

Peter North did a Mormon porn?!? How did I miss this?

It was titled Bring 'em Young, and you thought it had dubiously legal people?


"Dubiously legal people" is pretty standard for a porn shoot, right?

I googled Peter North and Mormon, and found your article at Salamander Society. Should've known it was them, those merry apostate pranksters. :)
 
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