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(KATU)   Bearing blasters, beardos shut down bridge for boobs   (katu.com) divider line 26
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2012-08-30 05:29:30 AM  
Whar boobs??? Whar?
 
2012-08-30 05:30:44 AM  
Boobs defending boobs. How about that.
 
2012-08-30 05:34:45 AM  
Did Tom Cruise drop by? I heard he might be looking for a new beard. Article didn't say.
 
2012-08-30 05:35:12 AM  
Stupid journalism majors. An assault rifle is capable of fully-automatic fire and takes about $10,000 and a crapload of paperwork to own legally. I'm guessing what these guys had was just an ordinary semi-auto rifle. And a beard.
 
2012-08-30 05:35:27 AM  
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Did they raise any money or what?
 
2012-08-30 05:39:37 AM  

syrynxx: Stupid journalism majors. An assault rifle is capable of fully-automatic fire and takes about $10,000 and a crapload of paperwork to own legally. I'm guessing what these guys had was just an ordinary semi-auto rifle. And a beard.


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2012-08-30 06:31:33 AM  
The law is a bit fuzzy concerning the wearing of a beard although I can understand why things got hairy when the weapon was spotted.
 
2012-08-30 07:11:41 AM  

syrynxx: Stupid journalism majors. An assault rifle is capable of fully-automatic fire and takes about $10,000 and a crapload of paperwork to own legally. I'm guessing what these guys had was just an ordinary semi-auto rifle. And a beard.


FTA: According to spokesman Robert King, police received a report that a man on the bridge had an assault rifle. Officers shut down the bridge just after 7:30 p.m. while they investigated.

Police found 13 bearded men, many of whom wore military style uniforms. One of the men had an assault rifle, King said. They were taken to the Central Precinct.


If that's what the Police Spokesman said then that's what they report. It is an easy mistake for a layman to say assault rifle instead of assault weapon. I'm sure it wasn't an assault rifle, but you're calling the wrong people stupid. I know the main beardo so I'll ask him what rifle they were carrying.
 
2012-08-30 07:17:07 AM  
WTF is a "beard club"?! A group of guys just sit around admiring each other's facial hair all day?
 
2012-08-30 07:32:46 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: syrynxx: Stupid journalism majors. An assault rifle is capable of fully-automatic fire and takes about $10,000 and a crapload of paperwork to own legally. I'm guessing what these guys had was just an ordinary semi-auto rifle. And a beard.

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2012-08-30 07:49:44 AM  
"It's from Seattle," said Jedediah Aacker. "This girl, Sugar June, does it. She puts together a calendar for all the beard clubs around the nation. Beards for breasts."

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Jimmy Olsen's blues.
 
2012-08-30 07:50:33 AM  
Never did bother to learn the carry ordinances for Portland. I just knew never to open carry anything more threatening than a bag of skittles around that piss-scared town.

Hold on, some guy is following me. Gonna duck down this alley, TTYL.
 
2012-08-30 07:53:03 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: "It's from Seattle," said Jedediah Aacker. "This girl, Sugar June, does it. She puts together a calendar for all the beard clubs around the nation. Beards for breasts."

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Jimmy Olsen's blues.


A pocket full of kryptonite > an "assault rifle" when you're up against Superman.
 
2012-08-30 07:59:59 AM  
Hmm Bear Blasting.
blog.synthesis.net

/can't be obscure on fark.
 
2012-08-30 08:44:49 AM  

RobSeace: WTF is a "beard club"?! A group of guys just sit around admiring each other's facial hair all day?


Tom Cruise's ex-wives?

HA! *snert*
 
2012-08-30 08:45:38 AM  
Ah, "disorderly conduct". The classic "We have no case for anything else" charge.

I'm NOT a fan of guns or "gun rights", but arresting someone because you'll look stupid for closing down a bridge if you don't is bullshiat.
 
2012-08-30 08:46:41 AM  

Needlessly Complicated: RobSeace: WTF is a "beard club"?! A group of guys just sit around admiring each other's facial hair all day?

Tom Cruise's ex-wives?

HA! *snert*


Never mind, someone already beat me to this joke. Dangit.
 
2012-08-30 08:48:52 AM  
ftfa: "We were just a bunch of dudes walking across the bridge wearing camo getting rad."
 
2012-08-30 09:07:27 AM  
I am Shocked the guy talking was named Jedidiah... ok not so much.
 
2012-08-30 09:35:48 AM  
"For many of you, I realized $60 is an unprecedented windfall, so don't go spending it all on, I don't know - Caroline, what do these people buy? Tattered hats? Beard dirt?"
 
2012-08-30 10:10:33 AM  
a how-how-how much money did they raise for boobies though?
 
2012-08-30 10:21:38 AM  
Beards are the new flannel.
 
2012-08-30 06:13:04 PM  

RobSeace: WTF is a "beard club"?! A group of guys just sit around admiring each other's facial hair all day?


WTF is a "club" A group of guys just admiring things they like in common?
 
2012-08-30 10:00:52 PM  
Weapons we can see: scary.

Concealed weapons: I feel safer.
 
2012-08-31 01:27:01 AM  

Trashy: Hmm Bear Blasting.
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/can't be obscure on fark.


You'll even win at irony!

Top score!
 
2012-08-31 01:02:08 PM  
I am still trying to figure out how they got charged with "unlawful possession of a firearm." I am fairly certain .223 is legal in every state, especially OR!
http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2012/08/rifle_body_armor _ on_burnside_b.html
 
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