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(Paste Magazine)   Unfortunately, the Nintendo Entertainment System toaster is only a concept, and is unavailable for purchase. However, even with only one in existence, it's already more popular than the Atari Jaguar   (pastemagazine.com) divider line 35
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2012-08-30 09:41:39 AM  
Everyone knows the Sega Master System bagel warmer is superior to the NES toaster, but Americans just won't give it a chance.
 
2012-08-30 09:43:33 AM  
I was worried that someone had turned an actual NES into a toaster. Thankfully they did not. Maybe they could work with ThinkGeek to get this produced.
 
2012-08-30 11:46:09 AM  
I have never, ever given anyone more shiat than when one of my friends bought a Jaguar rather than a Playstation.

///Which, in retrospect, makes me feel awful because about 6 years later, he killed himself. Wow, I just sad tromboned the shiat out of myself.
 
2012-08-30 11:54:19 AM  
Pffft.

www.stupidfingers.com
 
2012-08-30 11:55:15 AM  
I thought this was going to be about the one the Angry Video Game Nerd uses.
 
2012-08-30 12:01:21 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Everyone knows the Sega Master System bagel warmer is superior to the NES toaster, but Americans just won't give it a chance.


The NeoGeoster both toasts and warms bagels and has a superior user interface. For just $10000 it can be yours. Comes with 200 different versions of the same fighting gamesbagel.
 
2012-08-30 12:07:59 PM  

Great Janitor: I thought this was going to be about the one the Angry Video Game Nerd uses.


Well, screw this thread, I'm punching out
 
2012-08-30 12:11:03 PM  
Hey I had a Jaguar with all the works. It wasn't that bad of a system. I did manage to beat the Highlander game which took me forever.
 
2012-08-30 12:16:43 PM  
id rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear
id rather eat the arse of a roadkill skunk and drown it with beer

/avgn for the win
 
2012-08-30 12:21:41 PM  

TNel: Hey I had a Jaguar with all the works. It wasn't that bad of a system. I did manage to beat the Highlander game which took me forever.


Kasumi Ninja
Brutal Football/Rugby

^Those games were the bomb. I don't remember the other Jaguar games I had. That was the only system where you had like 20 buttons and a whole overlay for each game indicating what each one did.
 
2012-08-30 12:28:39 PM  

Great Janitor: I thought this was going to be about the one the Angry Video Game Nerd uses.


This. Not only are these not unique, they're not even a new idea, and there's about fifty DIY guides out there.
 
2012-08-30 01:04:45 PM  

roc6783: I have never, ever given anyone more shiat than when one of my friends bought a Jaguar rather than a Playstation.

///Which, in retrospect, makes me feel awful because about 6 years later, he killed himself.


Man, I know the jaguar sucked, but it wasn't that bad.
 
2012-08-30 01:11:30 PM  

roc6783: I have never, ever given anyone more shiat than when one of my friends bought a Jaguar rather than a Playstation.

///Which, in retrospect, makes me feel awful because about 6 years later, he killed himself. Wow, I just sad tromboned the shiat out of myself.


This review belongs on Amazon.
 
2012-08-30 01:13:03 PM  

the money is in the banana stand: TNel: Hey I had a Jaguar with all the works. It wasn't that bad of a system. I did manage to beat the Highlander game which took me forever.

Kasumi Ninja
Brutal Football/Rugby

^Those games were the bomb. I don't remember the other Jaguar games I had. That was the only system where you had like 20 buttons and a whole overlay for each game indicating what each one did.


Kasumi Ninja sucked harder than the 2008 Detroit Lions
 
2012-08-30 01:16:35 PM  

bukketmaster: roc6783: I have never, ever given anyone more shiat than when one of my friends bought a Jaguar rather than a Playstation.

///Which, in retrospect, makes me feel awful because about 6 years later, he killed himself.

Man, I know the jaguar sucked, but it wasn't that bad.


static1.businessinsider.com
 
2012-08-30 01:24:57 PM  

roc6783: I have never, ever given anyone more shiat than when one of my friends bought a Jaguar rather than a Playstation.

///Which, in retrospect, makes me feel awful because about 6 years later, he killed himself. Wow, I just sad tromboned the shiat out of myself.


Do you know if he ever got a virtual boy? That thing was a cry for help.
 
2012-08-30 01:42:19 PM  

the money is in the banana stand: TNel: Hey I had a Jaguar with all the works. It wasn't that bad of a system. I did manage to beat the Highlander game which took me forever.

Kasumi Ninja
Brutal Football/Rugby

^Those games were the bomb. I don't remember the other Jaguar games I had. That was the only system where you had like 20 buttons and a whole overlay for each game indicating what each one did.


Do a GIS of "Atari 5200 Controller".

It wasn't popular then. I'm not sure why they thought it would be later.
 
2012-08-30 01:47:28 PM  

roc6783: I have never, ever given anyone more shiat than when one of my friends bought a Jaguar rather than a Playstation.

///Which, in retrospect, makes me feel awful because about 6 years later, he killed himself. Wow, I just sad tromboned the shiat out of myself.


Ouch. He shoulda got a Sega CD.
 
2012-08-30 01:51:15 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Everyone knows the Sega Master System bagel warmer is superior to the NES toaster, but Americans just won't give it a chance.


Fark that, Dreamcast Waffle Iron FTW!
 
2012-08-30 02:04:55 PM  

indylaw: roc6783: I have never, ever given anyone more shiat than when one of my friends bought a Jaguar rather than a Playstation.

///Which, in retrospect, makes me feel awful because about 6 years later, he killed himself. Wow, I just sad tromboned the shiat out of myself.

Ouch. He shoulda got a Sega CD.


You never played Sewer Shark.
 
2012-08-30 02:28:51 PM  
The sad part is that if Nintendo actually sold this and put their 'seal' on it, their fanbase would buy it... for $90... and it would sell out.
 
2012-08-30 02:41:55 PM  

the money is in the banana stand: TNel: Hey I had a Jaguar with all the works. It wasn't that bad of a system. I did manage to beat the Highlander game which took me forever.

Kasumi Ninja
Brutal Football/Rugby

^Those games were the bomb. I don't remember the other Jaguar games I had. That was the only system where you had like 20 buttons and a whole overlay for each game indicating what each one did.


Kasumi Ninja was one of the worst fighting games I've ever played. It was really that bad.

However Tempest 2000 and Alien v. Predator were both awesome.
 
2012-08-30 02:47:17 PM  

Supes:

However Tempest 2000 and Alien v. Predator were both awesome.


AvP was amazing on that system!
 
2012-08-30 03:02:11 PM  
So, is a repeat from whenever the nintoaster avgn uses was made?

/remember this from the action52 episode
//Boring and fustriating is never a good combo for a $200 game
///even if it's a collection of boring and fustraiting games
 
2012-08-30 03:08:09 PM  
Um... subby?
If one of these things actually existed then why isn't there a photograph?
 
2012-08-30 03:51:21 PM  
not worth it.

after a few years, you have to blow in the end of the bread to get it to work correctly.
 
2012-08-30 03:57:03 PM  

blacknite: not worth it.

after a few years, you have to blow in the end of the bread to get it to work correctly.


Came in here to make a similar joke, scrolled through the page to make sure no one else made the same joke. I thought I was in the clear, then your post was the last.

/Shakes fist

RedPhoenix122: indylaw: roc6783: I have never, ever given anyone more shiat than when one of my friends bought a Jaguar rather than a Playstation.

///Which, in retrospect, makes me feel awful because about 6 years later, he killed himself. Wow, I just sad tromboned the shiat out of myself.

Ouch. He shoulda got a Sega CD.

You never played Sewer Shark.


I beat Sewer Shark. That... is a weird ending.
 
2012-08-30 04:06:58 PM  
Ahhh the Jag. Pretty cool specs, but bad timing, bad marketing and lack of developers were the death knell.
 
2012-08-30 04:38:37 PM  

indylaw: roc6783: I have never, ever given anyone more shiat than when one of my friends bought a Jaguar rather than a Playstation.

///Which, in retrospect, makes me feel awful because about 6 years later, he killed himself. Wow, I just sad tromboned the shiat out of myself.

Ouch. He shoulda got a Sega CD.


Haha. Seriously, all of the comments made me laugh way harder than i should have.

At one point, between myself and 2 friends, we had NES, SNES, Gameboy, N64, Sega Master System, 2 versions of the Genesis, Sega 32x, Sega CD, Sega Saturn, Dreamcast, Sega Nomad, Atari Jaguar, PS 1, and we played Heroes of Might and Magic 2 in Hot Seat. Being in High School was a good time for video games.
 
2012-08-30 04:45:06 PM  
The best thing about the Jaguar
www.jaapan.de

Is that the tooling lives on in dental equipment
i48.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-30 06:30:06 PM  

roc6783: I have never, ever given anyone more shiat than when one of my friends bought a Jaguar rather than a Playstation.

///Which, in retrospect, makes me feel awful because about 6 years later, he killed himself. Wow, I just sad tromboned the shiat out of myself.


the jaguar was released a year before the PS. i thought the jaguar was a great machine. thanksgiving 1993, i was playing doom, wolfenstein, iron soldier and AVP.
 
2012-08-30 09:37:01 PM  

fo_sho!: The best thing about the Jaguar
Is that the tooling lives on in dental equipment


The dental equipment is actually superior for playing games on.
 
2012-08-30 11:06:12 PM  
The Jaguar was just one of many Atari systems that was way awesome, but died a horrible death due to a crappy title selection.

Lynx still rocks my sox. Love that thing.
 
2012-08-31 01:06:34 AM  

wildsnowllama: I beat Sewer Shark. That... is a weird ending.


Hell, the first 3 mins pretty much set the tone.

/From now on, your name is Dogmeat!
 
2012-08-31 09:57:08 AM  
I remember being very jealous at the Atari for having an Alien Vs Predator game. I used to stare at the tiny screenshot included in the ad, probably for hours, wishing I could play it...
 
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