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(TMZ)   Courtney Stodden blasted with porn offers upon turning 18, presumably in the face and hair   (tmz.com) divider line 18
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10495 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 30 Aug 2012 at 9:36 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-08-30 10:16:05 AM  
16 votes:

exick: uck, ick, lut, eep


dissociatedpress.com

And that means "I love you"
2012-08-30 09:50:24 AM  
8 votes:

exick: Three Crooked Squirrels: As hard as I try, my filthy mind can only figure out about half of those ****s.

uck, ick, lut, eep, hroat, ick, alls, anly (?), oad, ace


That can't be right. Why would they feel the need to censor the word "face?" The way I see it, TMZ have kindly given us a puzzle to solve. Let's see what I can make of it.

"I may be young but I can stomp a duck like a much, MUCH more experienced shopkeeper. I'll donate to it, licence his badger, do whatever I gotta do to get that mule lard all on my furniture."
2012-08-30 02:21:04 PM  
4 votes:

exick: Three Crooked Squirrels: As hard as I try, my filthy mind can only figure out about half of those ****s.

uck, ick, lut, eep, hroat, ick, alls, anly (?), oad, ace

 

oldschoolreviews.com
2012-08-30 11:14:41 AM  
3 votes:
I'll still watch it, and give myself a sad, depressed little hate-wank.
2012-08-30 09:56:25 AM  
3 votes:
It's like Mad Libs for slutty retards!
2012-08-30 09:42:07 AM  
3 votes:

exick: Three Crooked Squirrels: As hard as I try, my filthy mind can only figure out about half of those ****s.

uck, ick, lut, eep, hroat, ick, alls, anly (?), oad, ace


If aliens ever visit the earth, exick has my vote for first contact. Language genius right there!
2012-08-30 11:47:06 AM  
2 votes:
Where is her earth certificate?
2012-08-30 10:29:54 AM  
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

/Oblig
2012-08-30 06:23:19 PM  
1 votes:
Courtney Stodden blasted with porn offers upon turning 18

So, 15 years ago, then?

/oldnewsissoexciting.jpeg
2012-08-30 12:26:30 PM  
1 votes:
I still want to fark her as hard as I did 2 years ago.

OH YOU RED THAT WRITE!
2012-08-30 12:19:02 PM  
1 votes:

bluorangefyre:

/seriously, what kind of parents would let their underage daughter marry a fossil?


A parent who would let their underage daughter get a boob job and dress up like a hooker.
2012-08-30 12:15:16 PM  
1 votes:

gingerjet: unimpressed

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I know right? He's probably banged women twice Courtney's age and 5x hotter.
2012-08-30 10:46:22 AM  
1 votes:

cryinoutloud: galactus5000:
No one has been able to come up with any evidence that she's not exactly the age she says she is.


Maybe her birth certificate is in Kenya.
2012-08-30 10:27:06 AM  
1 votes:

cryinoutloud: galactus5000:
30? No, that's a very, very rough 40 - trying to look 30.

Yeah, try again. She's young. No one has been able to come up with any evidence that she's not exactly the age she says she is. And there are plenty of pictures of her out there with no makeup where she looks like a teenager. Dated pictures.

[www.rctv.net image 480x640]

I do think she had an underage boob job. But trust me on this one, no 40-year-old has arms like that.


I dunno, I agree that most 40 year olds have more spots on their arms and more sag beneath the upper arm but look at those armpit wrinkles, I'm 32 and I don't have any trace of those. Take a look at her hands as well, I think they look very similar to mine in regards to gauntness and visible veins. I think my hands look rough for my age and I'm constantly surprised and bummed about how old they look compared to my 18 year old employees.

I have abnormally old looking friends IRL so yea there's still a possibility that she's just old looking, but I'm gonna be an Obama birther about it and hold out for some hard evidence.
2012-08-30 10:19:02 AM  
1 votes:
I mean I could see her in a 'film' getting absolutely DESTROYED by about 4 or 5 black dudes while that creeper husband her hers watches.

I'm not projecting my own personal hopes and desires, I'm just saying- it's possible.
2012-08-30 10:03:31 AM  
1 votes:
img.photobucket.com

/oblig
2012-08-30 09:42:52 AM  
1 votes:

exick: Three Crooked Squirrels: As hard as I try, my filthy mind can only figure out about half of those ****s.

uck, ick, lut, eep, hroat, ick, alls, anly (?), oad, ace


I am impressed, Codebreaker.
2012-08-30 09:30:48 AM  
1 votes:

Three Crooked Squirrels: As hard as I try, my filthy mind can only figure out about half of those ****s.


uck, ick, lut, eep, hroat, ick, alls, anly (?), oad, ace
 
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