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(TMZ)   Courtney Stodden blasted with porn offers upon turning 18, presumably in the face and hair   (tmz.com) divider line 84
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2012-08-30 08:27:16 AM  
18 and looks like she's approaching 30.

/hope she takes the offers.
 
2012-08-30 08:54:37 AM  
Yeah, that's a hard looking 18.
 
2012-08-30 09:05:04 AM  
"I may be young but I can s*** a d*** like a much, MUCH more experienced s***. I'll d*** t**** it, l*** his b****, do whatever I gotta do to get that m**** l*** all on my f***."

As hard as I try, my filthy mind can only figure out about half of those ****s.
 
2012-08-30 09:30:48 AM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: As hard as I try, my filthy mind can only figure out about half of those ****s.


uck, ick, lut, eep, hroat, ick, alls, anly (?), oad, ace
 
2012-08-30 09:38:51 AM  
Who?
 
2012-08-30 09:39:53 AM  
Is anyone really clamoring for this?
 
2012-08-30 09:40:05 AM  
unimpressed

i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-08-30 09:42:07 AM  

exick: Three Crooked Squirrels: As hard as I try, my filthy mind can only figure out about half of those ****s.

uck, ick, lut, eep, hroat, ick, alls, anly (?), oad, ace


If aliens ever visit the earth, exick has my vote for first contact. Language genius right there!
 
2012-08-30 09:42:52 AM  

exick: Three Crooked Squirrels: As hard as I try, my filthy mind can only figure out about half of those ****s.

uck, ick, lut, eep, hroat, ick, alls, anly (?), oad, ace


I am impressed, Codebreaker.
 
2012-08-30 09:44:02 AM  
when it comes to married harlots, I prefer Siri Suxxx.

/google her and you will be pleased
 
2012-08-30 09:47:38 AM  

exick: Three Crooked Squirrels: As hard as I try, my filthy mind can only figure out about half of those ****s.

uck, ick, lut, eep, hroat, ick, alls, anly (?), oad, ace


I'm guessing the M**** is *other but there is a missing "*".
How can they censor Mother?
 
2012-08-30 09:48:30 AM  

exick: Three Crooked Squirrels: As hard as I try, my filthy mind can only figure out about half of those ****s.

uck, ick, lut, eep, hroat, ick, alls, anly (?), oad, ace


Good work, exick, good work.
 
2012-08-30 09:48:51 AM  

basemetal: 18 and looks like she's approaching 30.

/hope she takes the offers.


30? No, that's a very, very rough 40 - trying to look 30.
 
2012-08-30 09:49:41 AM  

Yomoxu: when it comes to married harlots, I prefer Siri Suxxx.

/google her and you will be pleased


I'm at work so I'm going to go ahead and google her on my phone, I think that would be the wise choice, no?
 
2012-08-30 09:50:06 AM  
Milf and mature titles
 
2012-08-30 09:50:24 AM  

exick: Three Crooked Squirrels: As hard as I try, my filthy mind can only figure out about half of those ****s.

uck, ick, lut, eep, hroat, ick, alls, anly (?), oad, ace


That can't be right. Why would they feel the need to censor the word "face?" The way I see it, TMZ have kindly given us a puzzle to solve. Let's see what I can make of it.

"I may be young but I can stomp a duck like a much, MUCH more experienced shopkeeper. I'll donate to it, licence his badger, do whatever I gotta do to get that mule lard all on my furniture."
 
2012-08-30 09:50:28 AM  
Meh.
 
2012-08-30 09:52:53 AM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: "I may be young but I can s*** a d*** like a much, MUCH more experienced s***. I'll d*** t**** it, l*** his b****, do whatever I gotta do to get that m**** l*** all on my f***."

As hard as I try, my filthy mind can only figure out about half of those ****s.


I was thinking the same thing. Why would they censor "lick"?
 
2012-08-30 09:53:02 AM  
If--and that's a big "if"--she really just turned 18, how are the many of the previous photos of her not child pr0n?!?

But she'll tease and dabble with the pr0n industry for a while, for the attention and bits of money. And as she fades from the crusty limelight, she'll dive in, mouth wide open.
 
2012-08-30 09:53:02 AM  
18? WTF... never heard of her before.. but would have guessed late 30's, thats just bad:(
 
2012-08-30 09:54:02 AM  
eh, I'd watch it.
 
2012-08-30 09:54:09 AM  

exick: Three Crooked Squirrels: As hard as I try, my filthy mind can only figure out about half of those ****s.

uck, ick, lut, eep, hroat, ick, alls, anly (?), oad, ace


I think "anly" should be "an" and "oad" should be "uice"

Could be wrong, though.
 
2012-08-30 09:54:14 AM  

exick: Three Crooked Squirrels: As hard as I try, my filthy mind can only figure out about half of those ****s.

uck, ick, lut, eep, hroat, ick, alls, anly (?), oad, ace


you sir are a dirty man, bravo. You are male right? If not, how you doing?

/I'd watch it.
 
2012-08-30 09:54:51 AM  

Gordon Bennett: exick: Three Crooked Squirrels: As hard as I try, my filthy mind can only figure out about half of those ****s.

uck, ick, lut, eep, hroat, ick, alls, anly (?), oad, ace

That can't be right. Why would they feel the need to censor the word "face?" The way I see it, TMZ have kindly given us a puzzle to solve. Let's see what I can make of it.

"I may be young but I can stomp a duck like a much, MUCH more experienced shopkeeper. I'll donate to it, licence his badger, do whatever I gotta do to get that mule lard all on my furniture."


WINNAR!
 
2012-08-30 09:56:25 AM  
It's like Mad Libs for slutty retards!
 
2012-08-30 09:58:54 AM  

exick: anly (?)


essy?
 
2012-08-30 10:03:31 AM  
img.photobucket.com

/oblig
 
2012-08-30 10:03:47 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: exick: anly (?)

essy?


ilky?
 
2012-08-30 10:06:52 AM  

Not Available: I think "anly" should be "an" and "oad" should be "uice"


man luice?
 
2012-08-30 10:09:00 AM  

galactus5000:
30? No, that's a very, very rough 40 - trying to look 30.


Yeah, try again. She's young. No one has been able to come up with any evidence that she's not exactly the age she says she is. And there are plenty of pictures of her out there with no makeup where she looks like a teenager. Dated pictures.

www.rctv.net

I do think she had an underage boob job. But trust me on this one, no 40-year-old has arms like that.
 
mhd
2012-08-30 10:14:29 AM  

cryinoutloud: [www.rctv.net image 480x640]


The infamous 1000 inch stare.
 
2012-08-30 10:14:56 AM  
i39.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-30 10:16:05 AM  

exick: uck, ick, lut, eep


dissociatedpress.com

And that means "I love you"
 
2012-08-30 10:19:02 AM  
I mean I could see her in a 'film' getting absolutely DESTROYED by about 4 or 5 black dudes while that creeper husband her hers watches.

I'm not projecting my own personal hopes and desires, I'm just saying- it's possible.
 
2012-08-30 10:20:38 AM  

TheEdibleSnuggie: I mean I could see her in a 'film' getting absolutely DESTROYED by about 4 or 5 black dudes while that creeper husband her hers watches.

I'm not projecting my own personal hopes and desires, I'm just saying- it's possible.


I can see that happening too, but not for a porno explicitly. Probably already has.
 
2012-08-30 10:21:24 AM  
rode hard and put up wet already at the prime age of 18?

/smh
 
2012-08-30 10:27:06 AM  

cryinoutloud: galactus5000:
30? No, that's a very, very rough 40 - trying to look 30.

Yeah, try again. She's young. No one has been able to come up with any evidence that she's not exactly the age she says she is. And there are plenty of pictures of her out there with no makeup where she looks like a teenager. Dated pictures.

[www.rctv.net image 480x640]

I do think she had an underage boob job. But trust me on this one, no 40-year-old has arms like that.


I dunno, I agree that most 40 year olds have more spots on their arms and more sag beneath the upper arm but look at those armpit wrinkles, I'm 32 and I don't have any trace of those. Take a look at her hands as well, I think they look very similar to mine in regards to gauntness and visible veins. I think my hands look rough for my age and I'm constantly surprised and bummed about how old they look compared to my 18 year old employees.

I have abnormally old looking friends IRL so yea there's still a possibility that she's just old looking, but I'm gonna be an Obama birther about it and hold out for some hard evidence.
 
2012-08-30 10:29:54 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com

/Oblig
 
2012-08-30 10:32:48 AM  
B*tch please. The only thing about her that's 18 years old are her breast implants.
 
2012-08-30 10:42:42 AM  
OK I know this is a tired mean but I actually mean it when I say...WHO?!
 
2012-08-30 10:43:27 AM  
Please...that skank turned 18 years ago.
 
2012-08-30 10:44:45 AM  

flyinghouse99: I dunno, I agree that most 40 year olds have more spots on their arms and more sag beneath the upper arm but look at those armpit wrinkles, I'm 32 and I don't have any trace of those. Take a look at her hands as well, I think they look very similar to mine in regards to gauntness and visible veins. I think my hands look rough for my age and I'm constantly surprised and bummed about how old they look compared to my 18 year old employees.
I have abnormally old looking friends IRL so yea there's still a possibility that she's just old looking, but I'm gonna be an Obama birther about it and hold out for some hard evidence.


An.....an armpit wrinkle?
 
2012-08-30 10:46:22 AM  

cryinoutloud: galactus5000:
No one has been able to come up with any evidence that she's not exactly the age she says she is.


Maybe her birth certificate is in Kenya.
 
2012-08-30 10:54:18 AM  

cryinoutloud: galactus5000:
30? No, that's a very, very rough 40 - trying to look 30.

Yeah, try again. She's young. No one has been able to come up with any evidence that she's not exactly the age she says she is. And there are plenty of pictures of her out there with no makeup where she looks like a teenager. Dated pictures.

[www.rctv.net image 480x640]

I do think she had an underage boob job. But trust me on this one, no 40-year-old has arms like that.


She really is 18. Here's a photo of her after winning something called "Miss Ocean Shores" in 2009.

i.imgur.com

3 years, glops of makeup and a couple inflatables can work wonders.
 
2012-08-30 10:54:28 AM  

ShadowLAnCeR: OK I know this is a tired mean but I actually mean it when I say...WHO?!


Phew, I'm not the only one. I read the article and all the comments and I'm still not sure.
 
2012-08-30 10:58:37 AM  

cryinoutloud: galactus5000:
30? No, that's a very, very rough 40 - trying to look 30.

Yeah, try again. She's young. No one has been able to come up with any evidence that she's not exactly the age she says she is. And there are plenty of pictures of her out there with no makeup where she looks like a teenager. Dated pictures.

[www.rctv.net image 480x640]

I do think she had an underage boob job. But trust me on this one, no 40-year-old has arms like that.


How is that not considered child pr0n??! We've read stories of people who have been arrested or gone to jail for less prurient photos than that.
 
2012-08-30 11:09:17 AM  

Funbags: She really is 18. Here's a photo of her after winning something called "Miss Ocean Shores" in 2009.


So sad. She used to be pretty cute. Now she's just another blonde barbie.
 
2012-08-30 11:14:41 AM  
I'll still watch it, and give myself a sad, depressed little hate-wank.
 
2012-08-30 11:27:03 AM  

Funbags: cryinoutloud: galactus5000:
30? No, that's a very, very rough 40 - trying to look 30.

Yeah, try again. She's young. No one has been able to come up with any evidence that she's not exactly the age she says she is. And there are plenty of pictures of her out there with no makeup where she looks like a teenager. Dated pictures.

[www.rctv.net image 480x640]

I do think she had an underage boob job. But trust me on this one, no 40-year-old has arms like that.

She really is 18. Here's a photo of her after winning something called "Miss Ocean Shores" in 2009.

[i.imgur.com image 240x300]

3 years, glops of makeup and a couple inflatables can work wonders.


As I told a buddy of mine, she looked pretty normal until she married that creep.

/seriously, what kind of parents would let their underage daughter marry a fossil?
 
2012-08-30 11:47:06 AM  
Where is her earth certificate?
 
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