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(ABC 27)   Inmate finds way to break window bar of cell with a razor blade and popsicle stick that was five months in the works, but changes his mind and returns to cell   (abc27.com) divider line 27
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2012-08-30 01:54:49 AM
The steel in the razor will be harder than the iron in the bar. Using it slowly and surely, you can eventually cut through the iron.

Difficulty: it takes balls long. 7 day weeks over 5 months, for example. That's my theory. Maybe he went after the grout instead. I don't know.
 
2012-08-30 01:59:53 AM
Holy carp! Take a look at the source, the Hobbs News-Sun!
 
2012-08-30 05:45:59 AM
shiat, thats nothing. The inmates at the jail in San Antonio can walk out of their cells whenever they want using a strip of cloth.
 
2012-08-30 08:08:14 AM
Man's gotta have a hobby.
 
2012-08-30 08:16:31 AM

Inmate finds way to break window bar of cell with a razor blade and popsicle stick that was five months in the works, but changes his mind and returns to cell


You are now reading the headline in Morgan Freeman's voice.
 
2012-08-30 08:17:02 AM
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Impressed......
 
2012-08-30 08:24:03 AM

doglover: The steel in the razor will be harder than the iron in the bar. Using it slowly and surely, you can eventually cut through the iron.

Difficulty: it takes balls long. 7 day weeks over 5 months, for example. That's my theory. Maybe he went after the grout instead. I don't know.


This comment sounds better in Morgan Freeman's voice.
 
2012-08-30 08:30:56 AM
It took five months to make a popsicle stick?
 
2012-08-30 08:34:01 AM
Sense, the headline doesn't make.
 
2012-08-30 08:43:02 AM

pag1107: doglover: The steel in the razor will be harder than the iron in the bar. Using it slowly and surely, you can eventually cut through the iron.

Difficulty: it takes balls long. 7 day weeks over 5 months, for example. That's my theory. Maybe he went after the grout instead. I don't know.

This comment sounds better in Morgan Freeman's voice.


Don't most comments?
 
2012-08-30 08:47:36 AM
The Morgan Freeman meme is already old and annoying
 
2012-08-30 08:49:54 AM

styckx: The Morgan Freeman meme is already old and annoying


Good news, I am reading your response in the voice of Professor Farnsworth
 
2012-08-30 08:52:41 AM

pag1107: doglover: The steel in the razor will be harder than the iron in the bar. Using it slowly and surely, you can eventually cut through the iron.

Difficulty: it takes balls long. 7 day weeks over 5 months, for example. That's my theory. Maybe he went after the grout instead. I don't know.

This comment sounds better in Morgan Freeman's voice.


+1...lold
 
2012-08-30 08:55:28 AM
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Cut through You cell bars with nuthing but a popsicle stick and razor blade. It's a good thing
 
2012-08-30 08:56:11 AM
Getting out of the cell is only the first step...perhaps he realized that getting over the double 15-foot tall, razor wire topped, attack-dog patrolled fences in full view of two guard towers was simply not viable?

/nice to have a cell with a window though. He won't have that in Maximum Security.
 
2012-08-30 09:00:04 AM
He just wanted the idea of freedom. But he knew what that was really like.
 
2012-08-30 09:14:18 AM

Optimus Primate: Getting out of the cell is only the first step...perhaps he realized that getting over the double 15-foot tall, razor wire topped, attack-dog patrolled fences in full view of two guard towers was simply not viable?

/nice to have a cell with a window though. He won't have that in Maximum Security.


You would think that someone who spent 5 months breaking out would have had time to formulate a plan for that.
 
2012-08-30 09:14:39 AM

styckx: The Morgan Freeman meme is already old and annoying


*Morgan Freeman Voice* : styckx had become tired of the Morgan Freeman voice meme. But you know, FARK can change a man, and not always for the better. In time styckx learned to appreciate the Morgan Freeman voice and even started to liked it.


Next up : I read that in Samuel Jackson's voice!
 
2012-08-30 09:15:58 AM
I just saw on "I Almost Got Away With It" where someone back in the 90s did this. He used a toothbrush for the handle instead of a Popsicle stick but it worked and he got away. He was out for years IIRC.
 
2012-08-30 09:38:15 AM

KangTheMad: It took five months to make a popsicle stick?


I was wondering just how big that popsicle was if it took five months to 'make' it.
 
2012-08-30 09:51:09 AM
It's a jungle out there, and you only have a popsicle stick.
 
2012-08-30 10:02:20 AM

styckx: The Morgan Freeman meme is already old and annoying


troll
 
2012-08-30 10:03:44 AM
You know your deterrence system has failed when your people would rather be in jail then outside of it.
 
2012-08-30 11:21:59 AM

JKDGreg: You know your deterrence system has failed when your people would rather be in jail then outside of it.


There was probably a woman waiting for him on the outside. Am I right, fellas?
 
2012-08-30 01:09:46 PM
FTFA: The Hobbs News-Sun reports that Garcia changed his mind and climbed back into his second-story cell using a bedsheet.

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Maybe I should get me a gun and rob the Foodway so they'd send me home.
 
2012-08-30 01:17:00 PM

stonicus


Maybe I should get me a gun and rob the Foodway so they'd send me home.


You could shoot the manager while you're at it, kind of like a bonus.
 
2012-08-30 01:49:58 PM
"He also used plastic, newspaper and more Popsicle sticks to fashion a fake window"

Wow, that's pretty talented if he could fashion those materials to resemble a clear transparent material.
Or did they mean a fake bar?
 
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